The second update -

Lin Bai believes that it is necessary to reformulate a new way of life for the one-armed woman.

In fact, a person's life should be responsible for themselves, and should not be made by others. But this woman has lived in the frame drawn by others for too long, and she no longer knows how to organize her time, and if the choice is given to her, she will only stand in a daze, and nothing else, like a puppet who has lost her soul. From this, it can also be seen how terrible the brainwashing of the Hydra Legion is......

Lin Bai had no choice but to reluctantly shoulder the burden to replan her life.

"Well, from today onwards, you live your life this way." Lin Bai said casually: "Sleep until you wake up naturally, sleep in bed for half an hour, and then get up slowly, spend ten minutes getting dressed, ten minutes washing your face and rinsing your mouth, and an hour of makeup in front of the mirror...... Next, turn on the computer, play games, watch the news, or shop online for three hours, it's almost time to eat, burp and rest for an hour after the meal, and then take a nap...... Uh, what's going to be done in the afternoon? I don't know...... Let's watch a TV series and watch dinner all the time...... Belch...... It's over, what do you do after dinner? ”

Lin Bai suddenly found that it was very difficult to arrange a full time for one person, it was really difficult, 24 hours a day was a long time, and it was not easy to make the whole day colorful.

Squatting on the ground with his head in his hands, thinking hard for a long time, Lin Bai finally gave up, spread his hands and said: "Forget it, everything I just said doesn't count, I can't arrange your life, you better think about it yourself." ”

The result of letting her think for herself was that the one-armed woman kept her one-armed arms behind her back, her feet slightly apart, and maintained this standing posture, standing like a telephone pole behind Lin Bai's back, standing for two hours at a time, without moving! During this time, whether the sun was shining on her, mosquitoes biting her, butterflies resting on her shoulders, pigeon droppings falling from the sky and falling on top of her head, she did not move...... If it weren't for the occasional blink of her eyelids, Lin Bai would have almost thought she was dead.

"Hey, is this really good?" Lin Bai Khan.

The female demon king laughed next to her: "Actually, it's not bad, don't you let her think for herself?" Since this is the life she wants, you should respect her choice. ”

"Well, you're right, we have to respect the individuality of others, and standing still is also a type of personality." Lin Bai suddenly thought of something, and laughed in a low voice: "If I touch her ass, do you think she will stand still?" ”

The female demon king also chuckled in a low voice, "You try it." ”

Lin Bai really reached out and touched it, and when he was about to touch it, the one-armed woman moved, turned around quickly, and kicked Lin Bai's wrist.

"Oops!" Lin Bai was not kicked in pain, but he deliberately screamed exaggeratedly, squatting on the ground and covering his wrists to hide the embarrassment he felt after being caught.

"Mr. Xiaobai, please don't sexually harass me." The one-armed woman actually said very strictly: "Even in an army where the relationship between superiors and subordinates is very strong, the commander cannot do such a thing to the soldiers, and the soldiers are allowed to defend themselves and fight back. ”

"Ya, I thought she would listen to me for everything, even if she looks like eighteen." Lin Bai said stupidly: "As a result, there are still times when you are disobedient." ”

The female demon king laughed and said: "This idea of yours is only for obscene people, if the female soldiers of the Hydra Legion really let their bosses do this kind of thing, the female barracks are only afraid that they will become the harem camp of the chief, so where does the Hydra come from?" ”

After standing for a whole day, the one-armed woman finally figured out something, and she finally obeyed Lin Bai's advice and turned on the computer...... I plan to follow the example of ordinary women to go online, chat, and play online shopping...... Maybe the lifestyle really needs to change, otherwise she will never find the path she should take.

Lin Bai smiled and helped her open a website, and said with a smile: "This is the largest social forum in Shuangqing, where many women discuss how to put on makeup and dress up every day, you should mix with them more, so that you can have more flavor of life." ”

The one-armed woman nodded, opened a post, the screen of the notebook is very small, the post only shows the top half, writing a prostitute's thoughts after prostituting a ji, what is the service very comfortable, what waves, the voice is very yin, etc...... The one-armed female Khan said: "Mr. Xiaobai, how do I feel that this is a forum for soliciting prostitutes?" There is actually such a post, are you deliberately letting me watch this kind of website and sexually harass me? ”

Lin Bai: "......"

I wiped it, it must be the wrong way for me to open the forum, Lin Bai hurriedly leaned his head closer to take a look. The female demon king next to her was also interested, lying on Lin Bai's back, revealing her little head from his shoulder, and also looking at the screen of the notebook.

The one-armed woman dragged the post down, dragged it to the bottom, and a photo appeared...... The three of them were taken aback at the same time, and the photo was clearly a one-armed woman.

"Wow, you seriously refuse my sexual harassment, I thought you were so innocent, but you still do this business?" Lin Bai knew that this was not the case, but he still made a little joke.

"Hu ...... Wildly...... Sling the bull. The one-armed woman slammed her fist on the screen of her laptop, shattering the screen in all parts: "Someone posted a post slandering me!" ”

The female demon king snatched the broken laptop, waved her hand, a burst of black smoke rose, and the computer was restored to its original state, she opened the notebook again, looked at the post and smiled: "It's interesting...... I sensed a strong sense of malice in this post. ”

The one-armed woman was no longer in the mood to be surprised that she could fix the computer, she clenched her fists and said angrily: "Why, why are there posts on the Internet that slander me?" I've obviously just come to the human world, and I haven't done anything shameful here, why would someone send this thing? ”

Lin Bai gently patted her shoulder to signal her to calm down, and then he cocked his feet and smiled: "It's not simple? The man who is chasing you is here. ”

"I'll chase and kill, why do you want to do this?" The one-armed woman didn't understand.

"The premise of chasing you is to find you first, and if you can't find you, don't mention chasing and killing." Lin Bai would become very smart whenever this happened, and he said with a smile: "If you want to find someone, the best way is to contact the police, and the police in Huaxia don't file everyone for investigation, so ...... The best way to get the police to target someone is to put some shit on him first so that the police notice him, so that the person who is chasing you can follow the police in the ass. ”

"I see." The one-armed woman is a little clear in this regard: "In other words, when the police come to the door, the pursuers of the Hydra Legion will also follow?" ”

"Exactly!" Lin Bai pinched his finger bones and said, "I can get some vegetables again." ”

As soon as the three of them said this, a police car rushed to the scene, and the flat-chested policewoman jumped out of the police car, rushed to the three of them as if flying, and took out an A4 piece of paper from her coat pocket, on which the post was printed. She said eagerly, "Erica, is this post true?" You...... You are actually a girl, and you lied to me that you are a Russian agent, which is unreasonable. ”

Lin Bai laughed at the flat-chested policewoman: "No, my stomach hurts so much." ”

The female demon king also smiled: "Oh, I can't do it either...... Crack someone up. ”

Lin Bai rolled on the ground with his stomach in his arms: "Miss Ping, what is your brain made of?" ”

The female demon king also rolled on the ground: "The flesh that should have grown on the chest has grown in the brain, so there is no place to grow brains......"

Seeing the two guys rolling around with a wicked smile, the flat-chested policewoman was a little dazed: "What's wrong?" Did I say something wrong? ”

The one-armed woman smiled bitterly: "It's nothing, it's not the point that you're wrong...... The pursuers are about to follow, so let's get ready for battle. ”――

There were not many pursuers, only twenty-five people, and they jumped from the small boat in the Jiajiang River to the shore, and the leader was holding a map in his hand, and there was a circle on the map, encircling the old street.

"Are you sure it's here?"

"Sure! Our random swiping of the post quickly alarmed the Internet police...... After the Internet police submitted the content of this post to the internal system of the police station, a female police officer immediately intervened in the matter. She seems to have known Chiyu for a long time, and she also knows Chiyu's current residence, and immediately drew a circle on the electronic map after reading the post...... Then I drove out in the police car, and the circle was drawn on this old street, and we could confirm that the policewoman's car was parked here through the police car location map inside the Guò police station. ”

"Excellent! Then investigate, first observe with a telescope from a distance, and confirm the location of the red rain. She can't act rashly before she is confirmed, and now there are a lot of superheroes in the human world, and if we make too much trouble, we can't get out of it...... You need to complete the mission evacuation at lightning speed so that you can avoid being caught by superheroes. ”

"Yes!"

"After confirming Chiyu, kill her immediately, and kill all the people who have been in contact with Chiyu, and don't leave a single ...... alive"

"Yes!"

Twenty-five Hydra Legion soldiers quietly sneaked into Lao Cai, climbed over the wall and entered the hot spring village, avoiding the tourists by the hot spring pools, lurking on the rooftops of several tall buildings near Lao Cai, or on the treetops...... Take out a high-powered telescope and patrol the old streets...... Soon, they found Chiyu with only one arm left.

She was standing in front of a house, with a policewoman standing in front of her, and a man and a woman rolling on the floor with a smile on their stomachs, not knowing what they were laughing at. Still laughing? You're about to go to see Lord Yama, and in the last moments of your life, laugh to your heart's content. R1152