Fourth, ninety-three, this is the life of people?
The first update -
The Hydra Legion was buying a large number of red wine glasses for their regiment commander to play with, Lin Bai didn't know about this, he only knew that his family's life was peaceful again.
Early in the morning, the one-armed woman got up, and after years of military life, she would wake up at dawn, get dressed in thirty seconds, fold the quilt in another thirty seconds, and wash up in one minute...... Well, even if she only has one hand, she still completed these extremely difficult tasks within the time limit, and then, she should trot to the training ground to gather, Lin Bai did not have a training ground, so she ran to the living room and froze...... He stood blank, not knowing what to do next.
After standing for more than ten minutes, the female demon king came out behind in a sportswear full of spring vitality, ran past the one-armed woman with a smile, and rushed out of the house, Wenwen had already been waiting outside, and when she saw the female demon king, she smiled and said hello, and then the two women started their morning run together, and the laughter spread all the way out with their footsteps, bringing the whole old street to life.
The one-armed woman finally thought of what she should do, by the way, a five-kilometer run in the morning! Without the instructor's order, I can do it myself, didn't Xiaobai say it? Let me learn to be independent and judge for myself what to do. The one-armed woman also ran out of the house, but the small old street was only suitable for a small morning run like exercise, not for her kind of morning run at the army training level, so she ran onto Binjiang Road, while letting the river breeze blow her long hair, she opened her legs and ran as hard as she could.
Lin Bai slept in the room of Blood Phoenix No. 2 and No. 4 last night, and when he got up, the two female killers were still hugging him left and right, although they were not really ecstatic, but the feeling of physical touch still fascinated the three of them, Lin Bai gently patted Blood Phoenix No. 2's buttocks: "Get up." ”
Blood Phoenix No. 2 looked at his watch, was startled, quickly jumped out of bed, put on his clothes and ran: "It's over, I'm going to make a comedy today, it's scheduled to start at 9 o'clock in the morning, I'm almost in time......"
"It's only 7 o'clock, and you're too late?"
"Yes, it takes more than an hour to put on makeup when you get to the place...... I don't have time to talk to you, so I'll flash first. "Blood Phoenix II didn't even bother to wash, and ran away without a trace.
No. 4 rolled coquettishly on the bed: "Hehe, No. 2 is so stupid, women should stay at home and do housework and take care of the children, how boring it is to go to work." "The Fusang woman is not enterprising, and No. 4 is the representative of not wanting to make progress, all her happiness is built in the family, and she never turns her attention to her career.
Seeing that she was cute, Lin Bai couldn't help but pull her into his arms again, put his hands up and down, and then got up and walked to the living room.
Supergirl also got up, and today she was dressed up in a white women's suit. Lin Bai couldn't help but wonder: "Huh? What are you doing with this look? ”
"The resume I submitted to Shuangqing Daily has been passed, and I am going to an interview today." Superwoman smiled: "If I pass the interview, I will be able to become a reporter for Shuangqing Daily." ”
Lin Bai: "......"
Well, this woman has a diploma from the University of the United States, and has worked in the "Global Daily", and there is no shortage of academic qualifications and work experience...... It's too easy for this woman to find a job, right? When Lao Tzu was looking for a job, he ran into an unknown number of walls, and he couldn't find any job at all.
The things under heaven do not afflict poverty, but suffer from inequality.
If it was just that Lin Bai couldn't find a job, he wouldn't feel unhappy, but compared with the ease with Superwoman's ability to find a job, he would be very unhappy. Why do others live more smoothly than Lao Tzu? Defy! Yan zhòng is not convinced! The mind is not clear.
To relieve this depressed mood, you must find someone who is more miserable than yourself and has a worse life, so that you can feel that you are happy, Lin Bai kicked open the door of the thirty-two father-in-law, and when he walked in, he stared at the thirty-two father-in-law, and the father-in-law sat in a room full of green mold, with a white cloth wrapped around his head and desperately writing a novel, it seems that he has not slept all night, panda eyes and puffy face, not to mention how bleak it is. After Lin Bai looked at him for a while, he finally felt comfortable, someone had a worse life than Lao Tzu...... Well...... Thoughts!
"Xiaobai, "Black Blade 3" is a big hit, you haven't paid attention to it?" Justice.
"There's nothing to pay attention to, there's no interest at all." Lin Bai spread his hands: "But my mother and daughter went to see it, they liked it very much, and now they are talking about the plot every day." ”
The father-in-law smiled and said, "Then when will the fourth part be filmed?" ”
"Die! I'm not interested in doing this again. Lin Bai gave his father-in-law two feet and left his house.
Since it was said that "Dark Blade 3", Lin Bai also remembered a small plea made to him by the elf mother and daughter, they hoped that "Dark Blade" could be released with a version with subtitles in demon language, so that they could take it back to the elf village and show it to all the clansmen. The last time the elves watched the first and second parts, they were hard to chew on the film without understanding the language at all, and they could watch it with relish, which was really terrifying.
For his sister's reasonable little request, of course Lin Bai will agree, but no one else can do the subtitle version of the demon language, only he can do it, he is the translator, he is the proofreader, and the timeline is also him...... It's been a few days now, and there's not much progress yet.
Lin Bai simply put the table on the side of the street, took out his notebook, and slowly made subtitles.
Not long after, Wenwen and the female demon king finished running, the female demon king came back and sat next to Lin Bai, Wenwen went home, and after a while, he and Qianqian came out of the house, and the two girls were ready to go to school.
Lin Bai greeted with a smile: "How long will it take to graduate?" ”
As soon as she asked this question, Qianqian's face turned red, because graduation meant marrying Lin Bai, and she was not generous enough to talk about this issue without blushing and heartbeat, so she said goodbye to Lin Bai and escaped from the old street. Wen Wen ran a few steps behind her, turned around and smiled, "Xiaobai, can't wait?" Hee-hee...... Qianqian is graduating in a month and a half! After she marries into your family, her house will be occupied by me, and I can't wait. Hahaha......" The cheerful laughter slowly faded away, and the two girls quickly ran away.
"A month and a half, not long." Lin Bai watched Qianqian's figure go away with a smile, imagining the situation when he married her into the door a month and a half later, and couldn't help but feel a little out of the way-
Two black-clad agents, both from the Hydra Legion, rowed to the shore in a small boat.
In recent days, the people of the Hydra Legion no longer dare to penetrate the space-time shuttle directly to a place relatively close to the city, the human world seems to have mastered a certain technology, whenever they shuttle to the vicinity of the city, they will immediately be intercepted by the agents of the Huaxia Dragon Group, and then fall into a bitter battle, either they will be annihilated, or they will be beaten to the point that they will not be able to operate normally. So the two agents first used a time shuttle to the upper reaches of the Jiajiang River, far outside Shuangqing City, and then took a small boat down the river, after several twists and turns, they finally arrived in Shuangqing.
Both agents were exhausted, tied the boat to the rocks by the river and sat down to rest, one of them said, "Alas, it's all to blame for that damn red rain, which caused us to sneak into Shuangqing so hard to find her." ”
Another sighed: "How easy is it to find someone in a metropolis of 30 million people? We can't rely on the police, it's really hard to find. ”
The former person said with a smile: "The power of the police can actually be borrowed, we only need to break through the firewall of the police station through the guò network, and secretly monitor the intelligence system of the police, we can borrow their power, anyway, with the scientific and technological strength of the human world, it is simply a fool's dream to block our network intrusion." ”
The latter person's eyes lit up: "Yes, this method is good, we can spread rumors and send some news, give Chiyu some crimes, and create online public opinion first, as long as the matter is big, the police will definitely intervene in the investigation, and then the police will find Chiyu, and we can follow to find the door." ”
The two guys said they would do it, one of them took out a laptop, connected to the Internet, and then found the largest current affairs forum in Shuangqing, and posted a new post in it: "Everyone pay attention to this woman, her name is Erica, she is a top Ji girl, 300 yuan at a time, the service is sassy and powerful, I patronize her business once and it is so happy...... I recommend everyone to try it. At the end of the post, a photo of the red rain was attached.
As soon as this kind of obscene post was posted, it immediately attracted a large number of replies, of course, it was deleted by the moderator within half an hour, but before it was deleted, many people had already reposted it.
The two of them were not idle, and found dozens of forums to frantically brush up, and it didn't take long for the posts smearing Chiyu to fly all over the sky......
The poor one-armed woman didn't know that there were countless posts about her flying on the Internet, and at this time she was returning from running along Binjiang Road, a full five kilometers away, and ordinary women had to lie down when they finished running, but she didn't do anything at all when she finished running, but she sweated a little and wet part of the small vest she was wearing, making her posture look more vigorous......
When she returned home, she didn't know what to do, and stood behind Lin Bai like a flagpole: "Mr. Xiaobai, what should I do next?" ”
Lin Bai Khan: "How do I know what you should do?" Then again, what do you usually do? ”
The one-armed woman replied seriously: "Usually my life is like this, I get up at 5:30 in the morning, run five kilometers with a weight of 20 kilograms. At 8:00, the training began to go up and down the hook ladder 300 times, and crossed the 30-meter barbed wire fence 300 times. At 10:00, 150 reps of 15kg dumbbells, 100 reps of the tension device, and 100 reps of the arm strength bar. 13:30 Anti-sun body training, holding AK47 flat, hanging a brick with a rope at the muzzle, and basking in the sun for two hours without moving. At 16:00, I practiced shooting targets for one hour, and then I trained to take my body, jumped 1.5 meters into the air, and smashed my back into the concrete ground when I landed......"
"Stop! Needless to say, the rest is true. "Lin Bai Khan, is this his life meowing? R1152