The second, second, third, and movie-making monsters
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The Witch Witch thought carefully about how she had treated her servants...... Oh, by the way, she told them to be obedient and let them find food for themselves, otherwise they would kill them all, in fact, when she first arrived in the human world, she also treated Lin Bai like this, let Lin Bai make money to buy her Western food, otherwise she would kill him!
She felt that there was nothing wrong with doing this, because everyone in the Demon Realm did this, but in fact, she now realized that she was wrong, she looked at Lin Bai with soft eyes, maybe she learned more from this man than she gave him. That's right, she gave the Lin White Demon King the Codex and gave him the ability to fly away. But Lin Bai taught her the truth of being a human being, let her learn how to get along with people, how to get friends, how to be loved, this is a priceless treasure, more precious to her than flying away.
The monsters in the city are partying.
"The new Demon King has something......
"Two catties of rice per person!"
"You ask what rice is, fool, it's a delicious food, and when you cook it in water, it tastes fragrant......"
"You said the Demon King's food? Oh, my God! Food is the most precious thing in the world, why should he? ”
"I heard that we were paid to do cleaning and helping to act in movies......
"What do you mean by pay, you ask? Fools, the reward is ...... Ahem...... I did something for you, and you paid me a certain price, and this is called a reward......"
"The Demon King just gives an order, why do you have to pay for it. I really don't understand! ”
"The New Demon King has said that this is called the king's favor, and it is his favor to his subjects! Being his most loyal subject is occasionally a favor like this. If it is not his subjects, they will not get it. ”
Lin Bai's "favor" spread throughout the entire Black Dragon City in an instant, and every monster in the city was discussing almost the same topic, and some people were even naively speculating that this new demon king was easy to fool? But what happened next immediately made them understand that the new demon king also had a ruthless side.
A strong half-orc killed a poor flower demon and snatched three catties of rice from the flower demon's favor, and the new demon king was furious when he found out. The king's favor is actually robbed by anyone? This was a clear defiance of the royal power, and the orc was cut into eighteen pieces the next morning, and his body was scurried up with eighteen straw ropes. Hanging scattered at the gate of the city, let everyone see the fate of disrespecting the demon king, and from that day on, no one dared to snatch the favor of the demon king.
Of course. This little episode has nothing to do with the movie. The epic fantasy blockbuster with an investment of 1.99o started filming the next day.
The male protagonist wears a tattered cape, which was ripped from a lizardman assassin, and is a real assassin cloak, which has a dark feeling of being forgotten compared to the prop cloaks in other movies, and the dark red blood clots on the cloak show how brilliant its owner has been.
Now, its owner. That was the poor lizardman assassin, naked as a guide to the action. Design actions for the male protagonist: "This lord, it's not right for you to wield a dagger like this, the enemy will cut into your arms very lightly, snatch your dagger, and then plunge it into your throat...... Here's how it should ......" After the current language barrier, the Lizardman Assassin decided to perform it himself, and it scurried out with the wind, sticking the dagger into the neck of the scarecrow next to him in the blink of an eye.
The actor's eyes are so bulging that they almost explode, this lizard is so powerful! After practicing this assassination action dozens of times, he finally grasped a little bit of the essentials, and completed the shooting under the director's "card".
"Yo, I said lizardman dude, what kind of machine are you? It feels so smart! The male protagonist patted the lizard man on the shoulder, and his biggest regret was that these machine qì people couldn't speak human words, and they couldn't understand the machine qì words at all, maybe assembly language?
Lin Bai walked over and said to the lizard in the demon language: "The little lizard did a good job, helped my people complete the action design, this king decided to give you a little favor, what do you want?" ”
The lizardman points to the instant noodle paper bowl in the hero's hand......
Lin Bai generously dragged the bowl of three-yuan instant noodles from the actor's hand and handed it over to the lizard man, who immediately burst into tears, teaching people to wave a dagger to earn a meal, the king's favor was too touching.
The lizard man knelt on the ground and began to eat instant noodles in the mood of worship, or the flavor of Master Kong's braised beef...... He's meowing, it's so delicious! There is no such good thing in the Demon Realm.
The female demon king glared at the side again: "It's not promising, a bowl of noodles has become like this." ”
Lin Bai said with a smile: "Don't laugh at others, when you first arrived in the human world, when you ate delicious food, it was the same." ”
Witch King: "......"
The director shouted, "Next scene...... Hero, come here, here you have to kill five orcs...... Design the action and design the action for him to kill five half-orcs...... By the way, Miss Overlord Flower, please find five half-orc machine qì people. ”
The female demon king didn't take much effort to capture five half-orcs: "You will be killed by him in a while!" ”
The faces of the five half-orcs were all frightened green, oh no, their faces were already green: "Lord Demon King, spare your life!" ”
"It's not like you're going to die." The female demon king frowned and said: "The dagger in his hand is a prop dagger, it can't pierce the dead, when it hits you for a while, you scream, this is a blood bag, put it on your chest, when you are stabbed, the blood bag will burst, and you will lie on the ground and pretend to be dead." ”
"We're the best at pretending to be dead!" The five orcs patted their chests: "Once we formed a team of ten people to hunt in the forest, and we were chased by mammoth elephants, and ten of us lay on the ground and pretended to be dead, and the elephants were deceived by us." ”
Lin Bai Daqi: "Isn't it ten?" What about the other five? ”
The five orcs laughed, "The mammoth elephant stepped over the other five, maybe they didn't pretend to be." ”
Lin Bai covered his face. The IQ of these guys...... He meows, if he doesn't pretend to be dead, he runs away desperately. Maybe ten of them will be able to live, so I had to pat the shoulders of the five fools comfortingly: "Act well, if you act well, this king will give you a favor." ”
The five half-orcs were overjoyed, and so the fight scene began, and the five orcs were really stupid because they were stupid in the first place. Under the guidance of the lizardmen, the male protagonist stabs the five orcs down with gorgeous movements, and the fake blood bag bursts. The green slime inside was all over the ground, and the five orcs posed miserably on the ground and faked their deaths......
This kind of picture can only be made with a computer in a general movie. But in Lin Bai's crew, all of them are live-action and live-action shooting. Authenticity: 1oo%. There's no computer stunt at all, and it's really awesome. The director and art director were amazed at the authenticity of the props, but they had to accept the explanation of "machine qì people", because nothing else made sense.
The five half-orcs performed well, and the last one received two steamed buns as "the king's favor" and left in gratitude.
The producers and directors are also very satisfied, and these actors and actresses are dedicated to their performances and do not need to be paid. Two steamed buns can actually be beaten, tsk! Then again. Can people eat steamed buns? What are they happy about?
The next shooting is also very smooth, the male protagonist is on the way to the capital of kings, fights with crocodile people, engages harpies, slashes goblins, and even kills a black dragon...... Well, the poor city lord Black Dragon was also pulled out to play tricks, and when its huge body like a hill appeared in front of the crew, the entire crew was shocked, how much does it cost to do it so realistically?
And such an awesome prop Black Dragon, he was stabbed to death by the male protagonist after only appearing in the plot for two minutes. What a waste! This is a typical tyrannical thing, changed to an ordinary movie, like this level of giant props, at least it has to be used as OSS.
Of course, you also have to order the "king's favor" to the black dragon, Lin Bai thought about it for a long time, this is the city lord, he should not be poor, and one or two steamed buns are afraid that they can't fool it. After thinking about it for a while, Lin Bai took out a large piece of Dove chocolate. Of course, this thing is a big piece for humans, but it is not even the size of a fingernail for the black dragon, Lin Bai threw the chocolate into the black dragon's mouth.
The black dragon closed his eyes, savored the rich sweetness of the chocolate, and then lowered the dragon's head: "Respected Demon King, the food you have given to your subordinates is really delicious...... Is there anything else? There is a sapphire here, and I am willing to give it to my lord, and I just ask my lord to reward him with a chocolate of the same size just now, oh, only half the size......"
Lin Bai covered his face with his hands: My God, why don't you bring more chocolate when you go out? A chance of wealth is gone. In the end, he still thought of a good way, took out a "Xizhilang Jelly" from his backpack, handed it to the black dragon and said, "Sapphire is a fart?" This king is an edible jewel...... If you don't believe it, take it and taste it. ”
The Black Dragon City Lord happily flew back to the cave with the "Xizhilang Jelly" in his hand, and the sapphire the size of a pigeon's egg fell into Lin Bai's pocket.
Filming is well underway, and the male protagonist is drinking in a human tavern, where he will meet the female demon king and make the female demon fall in love with him. The "humans" in the tavern are all played by the demons, and in order to show the atmosphere of the tavern, the cups in front of each extras are filled with real beer, and you can drink it casually while acting.
Outcome...... The demons who signed up to play the trick squeezed their heads, and in order to drink a delicious beer, a fight almost broke out at the door of the tavern at the shooting point. Countless demons were embraced, and they all wanted to go in to drink and act. The kind-hearted producer sympathized with these "residents of small towns in the mountains", seeing how poor they were, they could be so excited with a sip of beer that they could simply give a drink to the onlookers outside...... And once again the king's favor was sprinkled throughout the city!
The new Demon King is really a good Demon King!
This is the voice of all the monsters in Black Dragon City. (To be continued......)
ps: Thank you for a bowl not enough to reward 4952, Dao, the end of the stroke, Bing Hongdi reward 588, Amumu's indignation, Wangxi sleepless, roaring, staying in memory, I eat tea eggs to reward 1oo
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