Second, two, four, and oneself hint at oneself

The second update -

This scene in the tavern is a literary drama, mainly about the male protagonist thirsty for wine in the tavern, and met the female demon king who was also drinking here, the two chatted while drinking, and just chatted a few words, the female demon fell in love with the male protagonist, laying the groundwork for the finale of the story.

Can you fall in love with someone so quickly? Lin Bai said that he didn't believe it, but the fantasy blockbuster is not a love soap opera, and he can't use too much time to show off the love between the two, so he had to fall in love at first sight.

This scene is difficult to act, because the male protagonist is a newcomer and has a poor grasp of subtle changes in expression. And it is even more difficult for the female demon king to act in love scenes, this woman is born with an awkward love, she likes to toss whoever she likes, and she will never admit it lightly. As a result, the male protagonist desperately wants to perform and appreciate the appearance of the female demon king, but it doesn't look like it. The female demon king no matter how she performs, she doesn't have any feelings in it.

The director kept shouting "card", at least more than 30 times, but this drama never failed.

"I'm rubbing! You two are pigs, and you can't even play a love scene. Lin Bai jumped to his feet and complained beside him: "If you waste Lao Tzu's investment, I will throw you into the Jiajiang River to feed the fish." ”

The poor actor drooped his head and didn't dare to speak, a rookie actor like him didn't dare to anger investors. The female demon king was furious, dragged Lin Bai to a place where no one was, and said viciously: "Dare to be rude to this king, flat you." ”

Lin Bai snorted: "I can't win the wild boar in a fight, but this doesn't mean that the wild boar is smarter than me, the pig is a pig, and it's stupid." ”

The female demon king was so depressed that she used to complain that Lin Bai was a pig and was stupid to death, but now the feng shui is in turn, isn't it just a love scene? Why is it so difficult to act? The female demon king couldn't help but ask a little weakly, "How can I act like I'm in love with someone else?" The actor's broken face was angry at first sight, and he couldn't play the expression of falling in love with him. ”

Lin Bai snorted: "So I said you're a pig, don't you know how to suggest magic?" Use a suggestion technique for yourself, replace that man's face in your heart with the face of a man you like, and you like it so much when you look at it, and your expression will naturally have a taste. ”

Witch King: "......"

Well, she is really a pig now, she didn't expect such a simple method, she actually asked Xiaobai to remind her, which can be regarded as living more and more back. Although he was convinced, he snorted coldly: "You are a pig, this king has no one he likes at all, there is no way to use the tricks you said, hum!" ”

The female demon king returned to the camera and sat down, silently reciting a hint spell, replacing the male protagonist's face with Lin Bai's, of course, the female demon king will never admit that she likes Lin Bai, but only Lin Bai is the man she can look at in the whole world, and it is a last resort to fill up the number when he comes, well, it must be like this!

Sure enough, after replacing the hero's broken face with Lin Bai, the female demon king looked at him much more pleasing to the eye, this nose, this eyebrows, this lips, everything she liked, and she really never got tired of looking at it......

"Here, a toast! Celebrate our chance encounter here. The witch raised her beer mug and the camera captured every nuanced expression on her face. The female demon king at this moment is clearly the expression that will only be revealed when facing the man she secretly promises, and the woman is the most beautiful at this moment.

All the crew, including the director, were stunned, it was so beautiful! Overlord Flower is really beautiful when she shows this kind of expression, killing a star in the world in seconds, and also killing a qiē man in the world, and the men present all showed their pig appearances.

Of course, there are exceptions! That's Lin Bai!

In fact...... Lin Tianbai looked at the expression of the female demon king, he would see it when he got up in the morning, he would see it at noon, and he could see it again before going to bed at night, invisibly, the expression of the female demon king had already penetrated into his mind, and he didn't feel that there was anything wrong with it at all, and clapped his hands and said: "Director, don't call the card yet?" ”

"Oh! Card! The director hurriedly shouted.

"Miss Overlord Flower, your performance just now was very expressive, and I was fascinated." The director hurriedly explained, and then scolded the actor viciously: "What are you playing? Miss Overlord Hua played a great role just now, but your expression was very unnatural...... The reshoot of the scene just now, oh, by the way, Miss Overlord Flower's facial features are already okay, and you only need to reshoot the actor's scene. ”

"Did she act well just now? Why didn't I feel it? "Lin Bai Daqi, isn't she the female demon king who usually eats and drinks with him and soaks in hot springs?

So the female demon king was liberated, and she didn't have to play it over and over again, but the poor male protagonist was caught by the director and reshot it repeatedly, and now he was facing the empty table, and there was no one on the other side, but he had to say lines to the air over and over again, and he had to act like he fell in love with the woman across the table, which made it even more difficult to act.

Lin Bai and the female demon king stood by and watched happily, and it wasn't until the one hundred and eighth remake that the male protagonist finally passed the scene.

As the filming progressed, the actor came to the capital of kings......

Here, he will meet Elizabeth, the head of the "Sword of Light" Knights and a princess.

The Golden Gunner finally appeared in formal attire, wearing a medieval bright silver plate armor, a long sword hanging from her waist, and a triangular shield on her back, on which was also painted a lion's head representing the royal dignity, and the whole person looked radiant. She is very suitable for playing this kind of fierce woman, whether it is her image or temperament, as well as her slightly wild voice, it makes people feel that she is a fake female knight.

The scene to be filmed here is a skirmish in which a female knight leads two hundred cavalry and sweeps through the five hundred orcs who are attacking. And the male protagonist happened to be at the right time and participated in the battle, helping the female knight kill several half-orcs, so that the two got acquainted.

Five hundred "extras" half-orcs are already in place, and the demons who play the role of two hundred cavalry are also ready. The director has never made a war film, especially medieval wars and fantasy wars, and he has no directing experience at all, so it can be said that there is no director in China who has experience in this area.

"What about the action direction? Come out and discuss, how to shoot this scene to have an impact! The director exclaimed.

The action director walked out with a bitter face: "Director, I can only direct modern fist and foot movements, or the actions of martial arts films, and I can also do it, but I am really inexperienced in this kind of medieval skirmish......"

"What then?"

"Crossing the river by feeling the stones!"

The two were discussing the details with bitter faces, but Lin Bai walked in front of the seven hundred extras and said with a smile: "Hello comrades! ”

Two hundred demon clansmen and five hundred and a half orcs said in unison: "Hello Demon King! ”

Lin Bai snorted: "This king wants to see your actual combat ability, to see if this king's subordinates have wine bags and rice bags." So...... I came to you today in the hope that you can fight a simulated war, well, that's right, a mock war, which can also be called a military exercise...... The content of this exercise is based on the purpose of defeating 500 orcs with 200 knights, and what you have to do is to show your usual fighting instincts and play a real war. ”

The seven hundred people opened their mouths wide: "Fake war? ”

"Yes, fake war!" Lin Bai snorted: "But the fake battle must also be fought like a real war, and no one can see that it is fake, can you do it?" ”

"We're good at this! When fighting with other races, we will occasionally deceive and lure the enemy, and we are the best at fighting fake battles. ”

"Yo Xi Yo Si, Soga Soga." Lin Bai nodded with satisfaction: "If you act well, this king will give you the favor of the king, if you don't act well, hum!" ”

He just snorted softly, and the seven hundred monsters all knelt down in fright: "Don't worry, Lord Demon King, we will definitely be able to play well." ”

"Be careful not to fight a real battle, the injured person will be treated by the king, but don't really kill someone, then you can't cure it." Lin Bai didn't forget to give an order in the end.

Seven hundred monsters burst into tears at the same time: "Lord Demon King is really merciful. ”

Thereupon...... The next scene made the director and action director stunned, five hundred "half-orc machine qì people" did not need their guidance at all, so they put on a scattered but sharp military formation, which is very different from the human military formation, they seem to be free and scattered, unorganized and undisciplined, but the fanaticism in the nature of the half-orc clan is vividly expressed, such a battle formation is not something that the director and the action director can think of.

As for the cavalry played by 200 "extras", they put on a charge formation commonly used by heavy cavalry in medieval Europe, with long iron spears raised forward, that action, that expression, and that indomitable momentum, which is far from the level of the director and action director.

"Oh my God! These half-orc machines know how to set up military formations. ”

"Oh my God! What is the origin of these two hundred extras? They are simply real military men! ”

The director and action director were on the verge of kneeling.

"Photographer, what are you doing? Snapshots! I'm rubbing, this shot is so beautiful...... I'm going to get fucking drunk. The director was so excited that he danced, and before they could fight, just looking at their formation, he felt that this scene was 10,000 times more real than the war in "The Lord of the Rings", so beautiful!

The golden spearman rode a white horse, led the demon cavalry and began to charge, five hundred half-orcs roared to meet him, and the two sides immediately began a "fierce battle", everyone in the demon world grew up with death, all male animals are good at war, they are the best warriors, when they fight, even if it is acting, the violent and fierce picture, still makes everyone unable to look directly.

Several photographers set up several cameras to shoot every scene of this battle frantically, and at this time it should be the actor who came into battle with a knife, and the director shouted: "Damn the hero, what are you doing?" It's your turn, rush up and cut down a couple of orcs. ”

"Huh? Director...... They...... They're really fighting, aren't they? I...... I'm so afraid that as soon as I get in, I'll be dismembered by a knife...... r1152

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