126 Prices that make the shopkeeper vomit blood
After the dishes, pastries and drinks were all set, Su Yan re-transcribed a copy and handed it to Shopkeeper Mu and asked for his opinion. Shopkeeper Mu took the piece of paper, and when he saw the words on the paper, he almost burst into laughter. Su Yan's words are really written at a high level, and it is really not easy for Su Yan to write such beautiful Chinese characters like that.
Su Yan is called an embarrassment, there is no pen, pencil, carbon pen in ancient times, only the soft brush, the brush is a dragon flying and phoenix dancing in people's hands, strong and powerful, but in her hands it is soft and weak. In addition, this ancient traditional Chinese character is really sad, Su Yan's beautiful pen words in modern times have completely become earthworms crawling horizontally, vertically, diagonally, and all kinds of random crawling, fortunately, the shopkeeper Mu can barely see clearly, and he can't help laughing while watching. Su Yan covered his face silently, really doubting that Shopkeeper Mu had taken a good look at the menu, and he was afraid that he was patronizing and laughing.
Shopkeeper Mu also felt that he was laughing too much, but he really couldn't help it, Su Yan's writing was too joyful, and when he saw the back, he looked at Su Yan's innocent little appearance, and finally couldn't help it, and laughed out loud. A girl who looks so delicate, but she can't see people when she writes, and sure enough, no one is perfect.
"Shopkeeper Mu, aren't I just a little ugly, it's so funny?" Su Yan took out the piece of paper from the shopkeeper Mu and looked at it carefully......
Hey, it's so ugly. But why did Liu Quanfu and Liu Gui look so calm just now, was it because they wanted to worship her as a teacher, so they didn't dismantle her platform? If that's the case, then the endurance of these two buddies is really strong enough.
Shopkeeper Mu laughed for a long time, then stopped, and coughed a few times heavily: "Ahem, cough, cough - I'm sorry, I really can't help it." â
"Shopkeeper Mu, what can't you help but do? I've heard your laughter all the way away, what's so funny? This voice is none other than Lin Shuhan. Su Yan was going to come to town, so he naturally had to pinch a little bit to see her, and now he really felt like he hadn't seen her for a day.
As soon as Su Yan heard this voice, he looked up at Lin Shuhan, Lin Shuhan's hair bun was wrapped in a turban, and he was wearing a cyan robe, handsome and elegant, his eyes had never moved away from Su Yan's body since he entered the door, and he looked at Su Yan's slightly embarrassed expression, and his eyes fell on the piece of paper.
Su Yan saw him looking at the paper, so he quickly picked it up and hid it behind him, if Lin Shuhan saw her Su Yan-style words, he would probably not be able to get up with laughter.
In this way, it is clear that there are no three hundred taels of silver here, and when the shopkeeper Mu saw Lin Shuhan coming, he put his left hand into a fist and put it to his mouth, and the laughter that was just hard to stop was gradually getting bigger at this time.
"Why are you here?" Su Yan asked angrily, when he was so embarrassed to be bumped into by him.
Lin Shuhan looked behind Su Yan with a clear expression: "I'm here when I walk." â
Lin Shuhan didn't talk head-on, and slowly approached Su Yan, who sat on the chair and leaned back: "Why are you so idle, don't you have to go to class in the academy?" â
"Come on, but I told Master Yan that I came out if I had something." Lin Shuhan smiled lightly and stared at the thing behind Su Yan, "What are you hiding?" Take it out and take a look. â
"There's nothing to hide, nothing, nothing." Su Yan said stiffly, she was really embarrassed to show her words in front of Lin Shuhan.
Lin Shuhan didn't believe Su Yan's nonsense, and suddenly touched behind Su Yan with both hands, Su Yan hid back, and almost fell, Lin Shuhan was quick and hugged her.
Su Yan could smell the bookish qi on Lin Shuhan's body, his face was hot, and he said shyly: "You let go of me." â
Shopkeeper Mu sat on the side and watched, what an ambiguous scene this is. Shopkeeper Mu saw Su Yan's blushing face, and turned his head silently, these two people were too bold, they really thought he was air. If his daughter-in-law saw it, she would definitely have to say that these two people were immoral.
Lin Shuhan didn't care whether Shopkeeper Mu looked at it or not, he lowered his head and looked at her with a smile: "You take out the things hidden behind you, and I'll let you go." â
Su Yan couldn't break free, and when he saw the look of the shopkeeper Mu, he was very embarrassed, Lin Shuhan, you are too shameless, and you have taken the title of Xiucai in vain. Hmph, just look at it, isn't it just ugly, what's ridiculous. Su Yan angrily stuffed the paper behind him into Lin Shuhan's chest: "Look at it, you just came to laugh at me." â
Lin Shuhan took a look, let go of her according to Yan, unfolded the crumpled paper, looked up at the shopkeeper Mu, and asked with his eyes: This can't be Su Yan's handwriting, right?
Shopkeeper Mu coughed lightly twice and nodded, Lin Shuhan couldn't hold back a smile, and commented matter-of-factly: "I can't imagine that I can still see such a magical font in my lifetime, and I can't write it by any calligrapher, I really sigh to myself." â
Lin Shuhan's handwriting is well-known in the town, and many people buy calligraphy and paintings from him. He is used to making fun of Su Yan, not to mention whether there are outsiders who are even more unscrupulous.
Su Yan snatched the paper coolly, and shouted at Liu Quanfu and Zhang Gui, who were busy with their lives: "Chef Liu, Chef Zhang, you touch your conscience and say, is my word really that ugly?" â
Liu Quanfu and Zhang Gui have already become Su Yan's brainless fans, and when they heard Su Yan's question, they couldn't stop nodding: "It's not ugly, it's not ugly, Miss Su writes beautifully." â
Su Yan raised his head with satisfaction, and said to Lin Shuhan: "Look, everyone says that it seems that your aesthetics are really problematic." â
In terms of thick skin, Su Yan dares to call herself the first, no one in the world dares to call her the second, and she is the best at talking nonsense with her eyes open.
Su Yan calmly flattened the paper and ignored Lin Shuhan: "This girl is busy, don't disturb the idlers." â
"I'm not an idler, I'm the shopkeeper Mu invited to help, right, shopkeeper Mu?" Lin Shuhan looked at Shopkeeper Mu innocently, and began to open his eyes and talk nonsense.
If Su Yan was not there, he was afraid that he would not be too lazy to step in, but looking at Lin Shuhan's innocent eyes, Shopkeeper Mu also echoed very calmly: "Yes, Lin Xiucai's handwriting is famous in the town, I asked him to help write some calligraphy and paintings." â
Su Yan: "......"
These two people are the same thing.
"Write your calligraphy and drawings on the side, don't get in the way of our discussions." Su Yan glanced at Lin Shuhan angrily, but Lin Shuhan felt extremely satisfied, Su Yan was really cute like this.
Of course, Shopkeeper Mu knew that little Jiujiu in Lin Shuhan's heart, he couldn't wait to stick to Su Yan, where would he stay there. At the moment, he said very strongly: "Lin Xiucai, you write well, can you help me copy this menu first?" â
"Absolutely." Lin Shuhan said happily, just what he wanted.
Su Yan was completely speechless, and the two of them were clearly calculating her. But she couldn't beat her two mouths with one mouth, so she could only give up the confrontation, completely treat Lin Shuhan as air, and discuss the price of these dishes with Shopkeeper Mu on her own.
Shopkeeper Mu looked at Su Yan's appearance of treating Lin Shuhan as air, and couldn't help shouting in his heart, Sister Su Yan, this is a trade secret, you really let him sit. He can see that this Su Yan is to Lin Shuhan, that is the gesture of wanting to refuse and welcome, obviously he has Lin Xiucai in his heart, but on the surface, he has to pretend that he doesn't want to deal with it, this is the "sullen" that Xiaomo told him yesterday.
Su Yan wanted to be Lin Shuhan and not save zĂ i, but Lin Shuhan always remembered to remind Su Yan of his zĂ i all the time, and the process of discussing pricing was roughly as follows.
"Let's price the fragrant fish in Babao sauce for 300 wen a piece, and the fish should be strictly selected and evenly sized." Su Yan groaned, "Shopkeeper Mu, do you think it's appropriate?" â
"Three hundred wen?" Lin Shuhan exclaimed while writing, "If you really have no treachery, you are robbing money." â
Su Yan glanced at him: "One is willing to rob, the other is willing to be robbed, can you manage it?" â
Shopkeeper Mu was also really taken aback by Su Yan's pricing, he thought that the price of the dishes in the restaurant was high enough, and he thought about whether to reduce the price, but he didn't expect Su Yanding's price to be higher.
Shopkeeper Mu asked weakly: "Isn't it a little expensive?" â
"It's not expensive, where can we find money?" Su Yan asked rhetorically.
"But the price is too high, what if no one comes to eat?" Shopkeeper Mu is very worried, Sister Su Yan, we can't play like this.
"There are so many rich people in Changping Town, don't worry, you will definitely come to eat, so it's decided." Su Yan didn't wait for Shopkeeper Mu to speak, and made a decisive decision. As long as the food tastes good enough and appealing enough, she doesn't worry about no one eating it. If you look at the crazy pursuit of luxury goods in modern society, you can see that the more expensive it is, the more people rush to it.
Lin Shuhan expressed his attitude: "I must come to cheer often!" â
Su Yan said to himself when Lin Shuhan's words were in his ears: "The next dish is a breeze, and this price is eighty wen, which should be about the same." â
Shopkeeper Mu was so frightened by this price that he coughed a few times, Sister Su Yan, do you understand the price of Changping Town, a few pieces of tofu wrapped in minced meat cost eighty wen, do you eat gold or silver?
Lin Shuhan let out a long breath: "Ruthless enough." â
"If you don't have an opinion, it's decided." Su Yan clapped again, touched his chin and looked at the next dish, "This cured acacia is a bit complicated to make, so let's sell it for five hundred wen a plate." Forehead...... 500 Wen, will it be a bit cheaper? Forget it, it's just 500 wen. â
Shopkeeper Mu almost fell headlong, Sister Su Yan, are you sure that this is your attitude of discussion? Before he could finish his opinion, she gave the decision. Lin Shuhan wrote silently, and looked at the shopkeeper Mu with a sympathetic face: Let's mourn!
After that, the price of all the dishes, wines, and pastries, Su Yan only said the price in the last sentence, and said "It's so decided" in the next sentence.
Lin Shuhan was very calm, anyway, he didn't waste his money, of course, if Su Yan was willing to waste his money, he couldn't ask for it. When the shopkeeper finally asked Lin Shuhan blankly: "Is this price really appropriate?" â
"Suitable, suitable, what's inappropriate." As soon as Lin Shuhan put away the brush, he handed the set menu to the hand of the shopkeeper Mu, and in his eyes, Su Yan said that everything was appropriate.
Shopkeeper Mu wanted to cry without tears.
[PS: Inexplicably 39 degrees of fever, am I going to be seriously ill? ă