Long Dan contracted the chat room of the information port many years ago, and he is no stranger to chatting, and he also has a little bit of chat skills for all kinds of people. Long Dan is on the way; "This looks like it, at least you need to know the eight characters of your birthday, do you know your own eight characters of birth?", generally speaking, people don't know their own eight characters, especially young people now, where they will remember when they were born. If Meizi can't answer, Long Dan will have a reason, and he will be able to excuse himself from telling his fortune. But Long Dan asked, and Meizi still knew his birthday, so he told Long Dan: "The hour is September 24 of the lunar calendar, and my mother said it was when the rooster crowed." As soon as Mei Zi said, Long Dan was speechless, Long Dan usually read a lot of gossip about the five elements, and he could only talk nonsense, so he said: "You are a wood life at this hour, but there is fire in the wood, and you have your own bad luck, you have to get closer to a place with a lot of water, water can give birth to wood, and it can also extinguish fires, so you can go to bad luck and help fortune."

Meizi asked puzzledly: "Then why has my fate not been very smooth over the years, especially marriage, what is the reason?" ”。 Long Dan continued to talk nonsense: "What jewelry do you usually wear? Meizi said: "I like Daiyu". Long Dan said: "That's wrong, you need to wear gold, gold gives birth to water, you will get rich in your life", Meizi usually wears jade jewelry, and doesn't like gold and silver very much, so he said: "Wearing gold and silver is too cheesy, I don't like it, it's better to wear jade", Long Dan scared: "You don't believe in pulling down, anyway, I'll tell you fortunes, you lack water in your life, Dai Jin can give water, you can have smooth sailing." Long Dan's scare still worked, and Meizi said, "Then I'll go buy gold jewelry tomorrow and replace the jade I wear." Long Dan smiled and said: "Hehe, that's right, after listening to the words of a good person, the wealth and wealth are in front of you", after speaking, he also sent a grimace to Meizi.

Long Dan's words had completely convinced Meizi, and Meizi said: "You are older than me, you must be the eldest brother, I see that your information is 112 years old, although it is not so old, it must be much larger than me, big brother, can you tell me your name?" Long Dan said without thinking: "My name is Long Dan." Meizi immediately sent an exclamation expression, and immediately said, "Your name is Long Dan?" Long Dan said, "Yes, what's wrong?" ”。 Mei Zi said: "Long Dan is the boss of Long's company, and his reputation is very big, you can't be him, right?" ”。 Long Dan knew that she would be surprised, so he explained: "Hehe, there are more names in the world, do you think I am him?" ”。

Meizi said: "Yes, since you came to the capital to work, you are not that person, I was startled just now, I thought I was chatting with the boss of Long's company, then I had a lot of luck", Long Dan said: "Is that Long Dan amazing?" Aren't you lucky to talk to me? ”。 Meizi knew that her words had stimulated Long Dan, so she hurriedly said: "Brother Long, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that, I mean, you have the same name, I'm just a little curious, don't be angry, I'll take a chance to invite you to a meal and apologize to you." Long Dan saw that Meizi really thought he was angry, so he said: "It's nothing, whoever invites it is the same, we are fellow countrymen."

Meizi said: "Brother Long, you have been in the capital for a few years, how did you come to the capital?" ”。 Long Dan said: "I have been in the capital for more than 4 years, as for why I came to the capital, it is difficult to say." In fact, Long Dan didn't lie, he did stay for four years when he came to the capital, and the reason for coming to the capital was indeed very complicated, so he didn't mean to lie. It's just that Long Dan has pushed what happened forward by many years. Meizi saw that Long Dan was reluctant to say something, thinking that Long Dan remembered something sad, so she said: "Brother Long, everyone has a sad time, and there is a climax, don't go to your heart, I won't ask, I'll give you a debut perverted question for you to answer." Long Dan saw that Meizi's thinking was still very jumpy, and after a while, he turned to another problem, so he said, "Okay, you can say it."

Meizi said: "There are seven questions: First: Penguin problem: A girl made a dish for a boy one day, and the boy finished eating it, but he thought it tasted strange, so he asked the girl, what kind of meat is this?" The girl said that it was penguin meat, and after many years the boy suddenly cried bitterly and committed suicide, why? ”

"Second: the problem of jumping on the train: A person takes the train to Lingzhen to see a doctor, and after seeing it, he is all cured. When I came back, I passed through a tunnel, and this person committed suicide by jumping out of the car, why? Third: Aquatic weeds: There was a man who went for a walk with his girlfriend by the river, and suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, so the man hurriedly jumped into the river to look for it, but he didn't find his girlfriend, and he left here sadly. A few years later, when he revisited, he saw an old man fishing, but there were no aquatic weeds on the fish that the old man had fallen on, so he asked the old man why the fish did not have any aquatic weeds on it, and the old man said, "You don't know, this river has never grown aquatic weeds." "At this point, the man suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide, why?"

"Fourth: The problem with the funeral story: There are three mothers and daughters, the mother died, the sisters went to the funeral, and the younger sister met a very stylish man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. But after the funeral, the man was gone, and my sister couldn't find him. Later, a month later, my sister killed my sister, why? Fifth: Grassroots Match Problem: There is a person in the desert, dead head down, with several suitcases scattered around him, and this person is holding half a match tightly in his hand, reasoning how this person died? ”

"Sixth: the problem of sawdust all over the ground: there are two gnomes in the circus, the blind dwarf is shorter than the other dwarf, and the circus only needs one dwarf, and the shorter the circus gnome, the better. The two gnomes decided to kill themselves if they were taller, but the day before they agreed to be taller, the blind dwarf, the short dwarf, had already committed suicide at home. In his house, all he found was furniture made of wood and sawdust all over the floor. Why did he commit suicide? ”

"Seventh: Knocking on the door in the middle of the night: A man lives in a hut on the top of the mountain, and he hears a knock in the middle of the night, but he opens the door but no one is there, so he goes to sleep, and after waiting for a while, there is another knock on the door, and when he goes to open the door, there is still no one, and repeats it several times. The next day, a dead body was found at the foot of the mountain, and the police came to take the man from the top of the mountain. Why? ”

Long Dan looked at it, what is this, isn't this a brain-dead problem, otherwise who would ask these questions. But what Meizi said, it was not easy to say too much, so he said: "Meizi, your questions are too profound, I really can't answer", who knows, Meizi was happy when she heard it, and said: "Brother Long, you can't answer, it means that your mentality is very normal, if you can answer, your brain is not normal." Long Dan laughed when he heard it, he really couldn't understand the thoughts of the post-80s, so he asked, "What is the correct answer?" ”。

Meizi said: "The correct answer is this: 1. Penguin question: psychological strict zhòng pervert Answer: The boy used to go to the North Pole with his girlfriend for an expedition, because there was nothing to eat, the girl cut her own meat piece by piece to the boy to eat, and lied to him that it was penguin meat, but the boy survived, but the girl starved to death. Many years later, the boy ate real penguin meat, and only then did he know the girl's painstaking heart, and in sadness, he committed suicide. 2. Jumping train question: Answer: This person was blind, and finally saw the light after seeing it, but when he passed through the tunnel, it was dark, and he thought that he had gone down again, and in despair, he committed suicide. 3. Aquatic weed problem: Answer: The boy had caught the girl's hair at that time, thinking it was aquatic weed, and missed the opportunity to save the girl, and regretted it. 4. The question of the funeral story: extremely psychopathic Answer: Because she wants to have another funeral and see the man again. 5. Half a match question: Answer: He was riding with his partner, and there was a breakdown on the way, and the weight had to be reduced, so everyone drew lots to decide who would make the sacrifice and jump. This man unfortunately struck an ominous half-heel match and was thrown hot gas along with his luggage. 6. Sawdust problem all over the ground: psychopathAnswer: Another slipped to the dwarf house in the middle of the night and cut the feet of all the furniture short, and the blind dwarf got up in the morning, touched everything and became shorter, thinking that he had grown taller, and committed suicide in despair. 7. Knocking on the door in the middle of the night: psychopathAnswer: Someone was seriously injured, and finally climbed to the door of the hut, and the owner opened the door, knocked him down again, climbed again, opened again, and was knocked down again, and so on, and finally died of exhaustion. Brother Long, you didn't answer, which means that you are not a pervert, and you are very normal."

Long Dan was finally speechless, not knowing what questions this plum was full of, so he asked, "Meizi, what do you usually do at work?" Meizi said: "It's just to do design, and when I'm busy, I work overtime, and it's not that I don't have anything to do every day." Long Dan said, "Thanks to you, you still have something to do, or you don't know what weird things you can do", Meizi said: "Hehe, I know that Brother Long said this about me, I asked more than dozens of people these seven questions, all of them were serious and meditative, and the results gave dozens of answers, which shows that there are many people who are brain-dead now, and it is a boring and perverted question, why bother to think about it, but whenever I ask a person, I answer it seriously, you say it's ridiculous?" Only you, Brother Long, did not answer this question, which shows that Brother Long is not only smart, but also very determined, and will not be confused by some superficial phenomena; Therefore, I am satisfied with the answer of the eldest brother who did not answer, maybe, the eldest brother, you are the noble person in my life."

Long Dan was told by Meizi's head that his head was big, so he said: "No wonder you are so old and alone, it turns out that your thoughts are different from ordinary people." Although Meizi was told by Long Dan, not only did she not feel the slightest anger, but also said with great interest: "Brother Long, you are the most unusual person I have ever met, you must have a lot of stories, I think it should be time for us to meet, I really want to meet you." When Long Dan saw that Meizi proposed to meet first, he felt that Meizi's personality was a little more straightforward, so he said: "There is no problem in meeting, but netizens are all dying of seeing the light, just don't be disappointed when the time comes."