Twenty-Eighty-Eight Strike The Girlfriend of the Masked Superman
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In the midst of jubilation and excitement, a guest came to the old street! This guest is a flat-chested policewoman! There are not many people running around to other people's homes on the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve, so it is right to accompany the family at this time. Like the violent Lori, who ran out to find his godfather, it was barely reasonable.,Godfather is also a father.,It's a family.,It's acceptable to come to the door.。 But it was not normal to be a guest alone, and all the old neighbors looked at her with strange eyes.
The flat-chested policewoman came to find Lin Bai: "I have nowhere to go, you can take me in, anyway, you occupy the headquarters of the Golden Bamboo Gang, and there are many guest rooms." ”
Lin Bai felt very frightened: "What? Why? Chinese New Year's Eve You don't celebrate the New Year with your family, run to say that there is nowhere to go? Did you get knocked out of the door by your daddy? "The father of the flat-chested policewoman is Lin Bai's high school homeroom teacher, and she has an evil hobby of hitting the palms of students, Lin Bai still remembers it vividly, so she thought she was beaten out by her father at the first time.
"No, I ran out on my own." The flat-chested policewoman said helplessly: "You also know that I pretended to my parents that I was dating the masked hero, and Chinese New Year's Eve at this time, my father wanted me to take the masked hero home for Chinese New Year's Eve dinner...... Where can I bring it back? I had to lie that I went to the masked hero's house for the New Year and wouldn't go back tonight. ”
"Poof!" Lin Bai squirted out the sip of jasmine tea he had just drunk.
The flat-chested policewoman melancholy found a random table and sat down, grabbed the dishes on the table and ate: "I can't live this day." ”
Lin Bai felt a little weak-hearted, he cheated other girls, a good big girl, confessed to the masked hero in front of the live TV, but he flew away without getting half a reply, what should this do for other girls? The more I thought about it, the more I felt that I was wrong. Pretending to say that he wanted to squat for a large size, Lin Bai hid in his room and locked the door. Only then did he take out the green pear 6p Lu S mobile phone dedicated to masked heroes, and dialed the mobile phone number of the flat-chested policewoman.
The flat-chested policewoman sat in front of the flowing water seat in the old street, eating depressedly. I didn't know what it tasted like, and suddenly heard a mobile phone ringtone: "I am flat-chested, I am proud, I am a national provincial cloth ......" picked up the mobile phone to take a look, the caller ID actually showed "masked hero", she was shocked, the whole person almost jumped up, and quickly clicked the connect button with a trembling hand.
"Hey, I'm Zhou Yue!" The flat-chested policewoman said in a trembling voice: "Is it a masked hero?" How do you have time to call. ”
Lin Bai listened to Miss Ping's lovely trill. The more empty his heart became, he smiled bitterly: "Happy New Year!" ”
"Oh, Happy New Year!" The flat-chested policewoman thought he was calling to pay New Year's greetings to herself, but she was also a little disappointed, this was the first time she received a call from the masked hero after her confession, and thought he would give herself an answer, but she didn't expect it to be a New Year's greeting.
Lin Bai's mind appeared with Qianqian's face, he couldn't accept a woman's feelings casually, the flat-chested policewoman was different from Hua Butterfly, Hua Butterfly knew that he had Qianqian. But he still has to stick it up, and it is clear that he wants to be a junior, in this case he can accept the flower butterfly. But the flat-chested policewoman is a serious girl with an old-fashioned father, and she can't accept such an arrangement...... For her, it is better to stay away from the masked hero in order to find a better life.
Lin Bai had no choice but to say ruthlessly: "The thing you said last time you shot a golf commercial......
The flat-chested policewoman's heart jumped excitedly: He's going to answer me!
Lin Bai said seriously: "I'm sorry, after thinking about it for a long time, I still feel that we are not suitable, maybe we can be good friends and be a pair of righteous partners." Instead of a couple, you can find another man who is more suitable for you. ”
"Ahh The flat-chested policewoman's phone slipped to the ground. The screen shattered with a click.
Lin Bai put away his mobile phone and walked out of the house, changing himself back to silk from the inside out. When I came to the old street, I saw the flat-chested policewoman squatting in the middle of the street, holding her head and crying. A large group of old neighbors surrounded her, and I didn't know why this girl was crying like this.
"Little girl, the Chinese New Year's Eve is a happy celebration, why are you crying so sadly?" Old Lady Zheng really couldn't see it, so she stepped forward to persuade her.
"Look at you, kid, your phone screen is broken." The kind-hearted Aunt Qin also walked over and gently patted the flat-chested policewoman's shoulder with her fat hand.
"I'm out of love!" The flat-chested policewoman cried: "I'm out of love! ”
"It's just a broken love, it's okay." Old Lady Zheng comforted softly: "Who hasn't fallen in love a few times here?" Most of my first love is a bitter memory, and I was a young woman, and I also fell out of love. ”
"That's it!" Aunt Qin also comforted: "Lady, I fell in love with a handsome guy when I was young, but people thought I was fat and didn't care about me, don't I live a good life now?" You see, there are still two hours before the New Year, the New Year and the new atmosphere, let's find a better man, and then bring it to the man we liked before, let him know that without Zhang Butcher, we don't need to eat hairy pigs, we can find someone better than him. ”
When Lin Bai saw this scene, his heart became even more empty, is this a big rhythm of things?
The flat-chested policewoman cried: "But I can't find a better one, who can fly away from the sky except him?" Punish adultery and eliminate evil? I'm the only one I like! After I met him, I didn't go on a blind date, nor did I go to the class reunion, I just liked him with all my heart, he didn't want me anymore, what should I do? ”
Everyone has experienced the pains of youth, and everyone has thought about the stupid question of "he doesn't want me anymore, what should I do"! The fact is that without that person, life is still very good, and when I see that person again with my wife and children, I have long lost the rebellion in my heart.
Lin Bai thinks that the flat-chested policewoman can survive this hurdle, she is a strong girl, stronger than she imagined, she will definitely be able to do it! So he walked to the side of the flat-chested policewoman and comforted him softly: "Miss Ping, don't be sad, let's go sleep and rest for a while, there are many rooms in my backyard, you can pick one by yourself and take care of it first, if you are unhappy, stay this year, and don't think about anything next year." ”
"No, I'm going to jump the Jiajiang River, I'm going to jump the Yangtze River......" The flat-chested policewoman shouted in despair: "I'm going to jump now!" Which river do you say is better? ”
These words scared Lin Bai half to death, didn't they? Want to jump into the river? It seems that her attitude is very resolute, but she is not as strong as I imagined. Can't make it through?
Old Lady Zheng and Aunt Qin hugged the flat-chested policewoman tightly, not daring to let her go, for fear that she would really jump into the river. Lin Bai felt that he should also do something, he couldn't let a flower girl just finish playing like this, right?
"No more. I want to squat again! Something is wrong with my stomach today. Lin Bai lied, took three steps and two steps and hid back in his room, picked up his mobile phone again and dialed the flat-chested policewoman. Her phone just broke the screen, so it should still work.
The phone really works, it's connected! Old Lady Zheng's angry scolding voice came from the opposite side: "Young man, I don't bother to ask who you are, did you break up with your girlfriend just now?" She is crying and jumping into the river now, and she doesn't even want to answer the phone. His mother, on the festive day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, he actually talked about breaking up with his girlfriend, and there are people like you? I can't even see this old woman, you are limited to reconcile with her within three minutes, otherwise the old woman will let you know what kind of ruthless character Zheng Hongsleeve has been rampant in the rivers and lakes for 30 years! Don't think I can't find you, human flesh searches for you, and you die in minutes. ”
Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "Please help me tell her, I suddenly think she is so cute and want to have a relationship with her, really!" ”
"Uh......" came a strange scream from the other side of the phone. After about two minutes, the flat-chested policewoman's voice rang out sharply: "Are you serious? What you just said is true? ”
Lin Bai drove the donkey to the shelf and forced Liangshan. There was no way, so he stubbornly said: "Really! Be my girlfriend. ”
"Oh! Also! The flat-chested policewoman was overjoyed: "This is the best Spring Festival I've ever had, so let's go on a date in a few days, right?" ”
"Okay, you arrange!" Lin Bai smiled bitterly and hung up the phone.
Lying in the quiet little dark room, Lin Bai fell into deep thought. It's troublesome now, with a woman from a good family as a girlfriend, what should Qianqian do? This issue is almost unnecessary, although Qianqian and him did not say it explicitly, they are actually a couple. She must be married. It's not negotiable, even if it's the enemy of the whole world. He must also marry Qianqian.
And what about the flat-chested policewoman?
I can only step on two boats!
It is said that it is irresponsible for a man to step on two boats, but Lin Bai stepped on two legs because he was responsible. This is unreasonable. Why does he obviously want to do good deeds, but the final result makes him look like a bad man?
Lin Bai rolled on the bed with his head in his arms, and after rolling ten circles, he figured it out, like this dialectical question, he is just a semi-literate person with high Chinese education, don't think about it, how to think about it can't be understood, it's better to go with the flow, there are many people in this world who step on two boats, and even step on three boats, four boats, and a hundred boats, as far as that Wang Zhengyu is concerned, how many boats has the cargo stepped on? is still alive and well, why can't I Lin Bai do it?
Walking back to the old street with confident steps, I saw that the old street was carnivaling, and the flat-chested policewoman was the most cheerful one, she sang in the crowd:
I don't wear crystal nails
I don't have long legs or feet
My little boobs are flat
But I'm still sexy
I'm not going to be fashionable
But also pay attention to fashion
Styling does not need guidance
Because I'm very conscious
……
I'm in favor of the same sex and the opposite sex
As long as he loves thoroughly
I'm happy with my age
Not too old, not too naïve
I want world peace
But sometimes there is a real temper
I want love to be single-minded
But sometimes it's tempting
……
Singing and dancing at the same time, she is as proud as a queen, and even the real female demon king is not as arrogant as her.
Lin Bai took out the "Dragon and Phoenix Chengxiang" and lit it for himself, puffed out smoke rings, watched his "girlfriend" dancing on the street, and thought to himself: Since you have become a boyfriend and girlfriend, what can you do? The biggest difference between boyfriend and girlfriend and ordinary friends is that boyfriend and girlfriend will, ordinary friends will not! Shall I take off my combat uniform when I put her in a 18-like appearance? When she takes it off, she reveals her true face, and she will definitely run away. How do you get it if you don't take it off? Cut a hole in the leg of the leggings...... Oh! Oh, my God! The picture was so beautiful that she still had to run away. (To be continued)
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