This is an additional update of the monthly pass of 125o

Today is the last day of January, blowing the final trumpet towards the sunset...... Oh no, it's a charge towards the monthly ticket list! Summon a commuter pass! ――

It is customary to observe the New Year on the night of the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve. Keep the lights bright, set off firecrackers, and never sleep. People on the street can't sleep, staring at each other, northerners want to make dumplings together as a family at this time, but in the south, it's usually just sitting down and playing cards together.

Lin Bai doesn't like to play cards, he hasn't liked it since he was a child! Because this guy doesn't have any pocket money, he can't afford to gamble when he plays cards.

Therefore, when dozens of card tables were set up on the old street, playing mahjong and fighting landlords, Lin Bai retracted back to his home, sat on the edge of the hot spring pool, and leisurely looked up at the stars in the sky.

Well? There are no stars in the sky! The light pollution in Shuangqing City is very strict, and it is a dream to see the stars.

The female demon king was lying on the bench next to her like a sloth bear and hummed: "This king can't eat anymore!" ”

"Isn't this nonsense? Hundreds of dishes, you go to eat two bites of each, can you hold on? Lin Bai said angrily: "Don't go out in the future and tell people that I know you, shame!" ”

The female demon king patted her stomach and wanted to make a picture of Maitreya Buddha, but in fact her belly did not bulge, she obviously ate a lot of things, where did those things go? Lin Bai was very puzzled, and heard her hum there: "Chinese New Year's Eve is too powerful, the flowing water seat is too powerful, there is no such good thing in the demon world...... Where to find hundreds of dishes to be put on the street for everyone to eat? It's amazing...... It's amazing......" She repeated the words "too powerful" dozens of times, but she still couldn't express the shock in her heart.

"Daddy! How did you hide here? Fierce Lori ran over: "You have to accompany me to keep the New Year." ”

"Aren't you fighting the landlord with Zhang Deyi and the second-generation Aunt Qin?"

"After the fight, Zhang Deyi's guy was too stupid, and it didn't take long for him to lose all the New Year's money to me." Fierce Lori spread her hands and said: "It's just a few dozen pokers, who has played which card." Whoever is holding which card in their hand can be analyzed with a little brain, and this game is too simple. Not challenging. ”

Lin Bai was shocked, my God. It's good that I don't play cards with her.

The ferocious Lori jumped directly into Lin Bai's arms: "I'm sleepy, but everyone says that you can't sleep when you are old......"

Lin Bai nodded: "You can't sleep on the New Year, because there is a monster called 'Nian', it will run out to make trouble, everyone keeps the New Year and sets off firecrackers, just to drive the 'Nian' away, so that it will not dare to come again in the next year, so that everyone can live a peaceful and happy life." ”

"This is feudal superstition!" Year' is not a zài. Ferocious Lori said confidently: "Say it again." Even if there really is such a monster as 'Nian', I put on armor and beat it flat. ”

Lin Bai covered his face, well, smart children also have a funny side, this is a typical failure to teach. As a father-in-law, it is necessary to teach his daughter a lesson, he hugged Lori to his knees and sat down, and said seriously: "Although there are some bad things about feudal superstition, there is also a good side, if everyone doesn't pay attention to customs and habits." All use a scientific way of life, and the result is that everyone's behavior and norms become like machine people, and they get up in the morning to eat the same nutritious food. Go to the gym at a fixed time, sit down and work at maximum efficiency during working hours, and go to bed when it's dark...... Then it's not a person. ”

The ferocious Lori didn't seem to understand, and as she listened, her little head fell asleep on Lin Bai's shoulder.

Well, keeping the New Year is an adult's business, and children are easy to sleep, so let her sleep, as long as I don't sleep. Lin Bai held Lori in his arms. Shaking from side to side, his mouth softly humming an inexplicable song: "I've never been to New York." I've never been to Hawaii and never worn a denim in the San Francisco rain......"

Singing and singing. Lin Bai also fell asleep!

The female demon king shook her head beside her: "Didn't you say that you can't sleep during the New Year?" Idiot! She beckoned, and Lin Bai's quilt flew out of the house, flying to the edge of the hot spring pool like a magic flying carpet, and gently covering Lin Bai and Violent Lori's bodies-

On the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, the female demon king rolled all over the empty old street: "Where's the flowing water seat?" Why are there no running water seats? My beloved flowing water seat, come back! Where have you been? ”

"That thing is called Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and it can only be eaten on the thirtieth night of the Chinese New Year's Eve every year, and it is usually not available!" Lin Bai patiently explained: "No one can stand being extravagant and wasteful like that every day." ”

"Uh......h Wow......" The witch cried sadly, and the king's elegance was gone: "Then I have to wait 364 days before I can eat it again?" ”

"Yes!" Lin Bai gave an affirmative answer.

The female demon king continued to roll in the streets: "364 days! Ahhhh......h

On the morning of the second day of the Lunar New Year, the female demon king continued to roll all over the old street: "363 days! Ahh......hh

On the morning of the third day of the Lunar New Year, the female demon king came to the old street again and rolled all over the ground: "362 days! Ahh......hh

On the morning of the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, the female demon king was about to roll, when Lin Bai rushed out and grabbed her neck and carried her home like a chicken. You can't be polite to this nameless woman, you must educate viciously.

Lin Bai dragged her home and prepared to beat her violently, but she didn't win!

So after a while, the female demon king appeared on the old street again: "361 days! Ahh......hh

Today Lin Bai is going out on a date with his girlfriend! No way, this is the obligation of being a boyfriend, since I agreed to be the boyfriend of a flat-chested policewoman, I have to take on the responsibility of a boyfriend, wear the battle uniform of a masked hero, and carry the Demon King Code in my pocket, that antique Tang knife is a little broken, so I won't take it. I looked in the mirror and was handsome!

Lin Bai flew out of the house, the morning sun had just risen, and when he flew over the clouds, he could see a golden cloud, as if he was in a fairy tale world. When flying over the flat-chested policewoman's house, Lin Bai saw the flat-chested policewoman standing on the balcony waiting for him, and today she was also wearing a brand-new tight-fitting combat uniform, which was specially customized for the flat-chested policewoman by the fat team leader of the Huaxia Dragon Group, which set the top science and technology in Huaxia. Fireproof and bulletproof, the end is very powerful, and the color continues to use the color of the national flag. Red background, embellished with yellow stars. When combined with Lin Bai's clothes, it becomes a couple's suit. The difference between the two is that Lin Bai has a pair of red underwear over her red leggings, while the flat-chested policewoman carries a shield on her back.

Lin Bai flew to her balcony and fell, and the flat-chested policewoman smiled at him and stretched out her hands: "Dear! ”

Lin Bai felt very frightened, this way of calling it was too numb, right? I couldn't help it, so I stubbornly said, "Honey! ”

She was very happy, but also very shy, and her face was flushed: "Do I look good like this?" ”

Lin Bai looked at her carefully for a while and felt that there was no problem: "It's beautiful!" ”

"Will the chest be a little too flat?" The flat-chested policewoman is extremely unconfident in this aspect: "I have a very magical breast enlargement pill. If you like it, I'll take a pill and go out with you, if you don't like it, I won't take it, you decide. ”

Lin Bai touched his conscience and seriously considered this issue: Of course, everyone loves Dabo girls, but poor milk is also a scarce resource, and the palms and backs of her hands are full of meat, so it is really difficult to distinguish between the high and the low. After thinking about it again, he said seriously: "I think it's not bad to change the pattern, once flat chest, once for breast enlargement." In turn! ”

Flat-chested policewoman: "......"

The IQ of a woman in love is zero, and she has no doubt about Lin Bai's words that her nature is undoubtedly exposed, and she throws a medicine into her mouth. It became a sexy style with plump breasts and fat buttocks, and said with a smile: "Then I will go on a date with you with a breast enlargement style today." ”

Tights and a devilish figure make people unable to live, and Lin Bai's eyes don't know where to put them. In this regard, the man is more or less stupid, knowing that this woman's current figure was made by taking medicine and is not genuine, but he is still very happy to see it.

The flat-chested policewoman is of course also happy, and the beloved man is happy with his body. What woman is not happy? She stretched out her hand to hold Lin Bai's arm: "Let's go, let's go on a date." ”

"Where?"

"Fly to the end of the world! It's romantic! The flat-chested policewoman said.

"This ......" Lin Bai picked his head and said, "The earth is round." There is no end. ”

This is a typical boiled crane burning piano, and the romance of the flat-chested policewoman was beaten to pieces by Lin Bai with a word.

"Forget it. Let's go to the pedestrian street in Jiangbei! ”

So, the masked hero and the iconic character of Captain Huaxia, a man and a woman, came to the most prosperous pedestrian street in Jiangbei business district side by side.

The news reporter also heard the news, and after a while, a large number of microphones were erected in front of the two of them.

"May I ask the two heroes, the masked hero and the captain Huaxia, do you have any important news to announce when you came to the streets together today?"

"Are you going to punish the adulterers and eliminate the evil?"

"Isn't there a crime where you're going to join forces to fight criminals?"

"Could it be that the Winter Soldier has come back to life?"

Journalists were babbling and bombarding with all kinds of questions.

Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "Can't we go out shopping?" ”

"Wow! Shopping? ”

"Why do you two want to go shopping together? Could it be that you're dating? ”

"Are you a couple?"

"The last time Captain Huaxia confessed to the masked hero, was the answer yes?"

Lin Bai really didn't know how to answer this question, so he just told the truth? But as soon as he was about to open his mouth, the flat-chested policewoman quietly pulled him, and then smiled and said to reporters: "Me and the masked hero are just ordinary friends now!" We didn't socialize. ”

"Huh? Why? Lin Bai asked by biting her ear.

This is called the official answer, all celebrities are like this! It's good that we know our relationship, there's no need to make it known to everyone, you and I have a lot of fans, they will be very sad when they know the news of our relationship, and some people may even jump off the building to commit suicide, in order to reduce trouble, it's better not to talk nonsense. (To be continued)

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