Zhu Zhishan, one of the four talents, came to Tang Bohu

?“ Ah, Brother Tang!?"

"Hey, Brother Zhu!?"

Suddenly, Zhu Zhishan's tone changed, and he shouted: "Brother Tang, help!?"

Tang Bohu seemed to have expected it a long time ago, and it was not strange at all, and said: "It seems that Brother Zhu must have lost in the casino again?"

"The parents who gave birth to me, Brother Tang who knows me!?"

"Among the four great talents in Jiangnan, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy, and everyone knows it! The so-called wind blows the eggshell, wealth goes to people's happiness, this is your motto, isn't it? ”

"I've won awards, but compared to Brother Tang's unruliness, the younger brother has to be out of reach, right!?"

"Hahahaha!" Tang Bohu laughed a few times, and suddenly his face changed: "It's just that Brother Zhu, you will lose a few hundred taels every few days, and if you lose it all, you will come to call for help, it's not a way to do it all the time, right?" ”

"Insightful, the younger brother is in view of this, this time he broke the axe and sunk the boat, and lost everything that he could lose in his life at once, a full 300,000 taels, I hope that Brother Tang will paint thirty paintings for me, so that I can pay off my debts and save my life!?"

Chen Baixiang's acting skills can be called a gold medal supporting role in this film, not under Wu Mengda, this kind of shameless words came out of his mouth with great humor, which made no fans laugh.

However, the laughter soon disappeared, because they were afraid to laugh loudly and could not hear the wonderful conversation between Tang Bohu and Zhu Zhishan clearly.

At this time, Tang Tang Bohu turned his face and said angrily: "Wang XX bastard, do you treat this place as a good hall?" Want 300,000 taels? No need to talk!?"

With a plop, Zhu Zhishan knelt down and hugged Tang Bohu's thigh, "Don't be like this, it's all my fault, I'm not good, I'm kowtow now and admit my mistake." Don't you think about the fact that I borrowed the jade thin group to give you a good time, you also think about the fact that I have helped you sell paintings for a lot of money in the past few years! Now the brothers outside said. After the three pillars of incense, I won't get thirty paintings, and I'll have to dismantle eight pieces! Can you help me!?"

"Three-pillar incense? Hmph, don't say that my brother doesn't take care of you, I will definitely write a couplet for you in your mourning hall, one writes that death is more than innocent, and one writes death is not a pity! You've made your own choice!?"

"Bohu, don't be so good, okay? It's a big deal, I'm swearing a poisonous oath. If I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world take turns to rape every night until her body is complete and crumbling, right? ”

"Huh?!" Tang Bohu was shocked: "You have to come up with such a tragic poisonous oath?" Okay, I'll help you again! Come on, the four treasures of the study are waiting! ”?

Soon, the people of the Tang Mansion prepared the four treasures of the study, and several pieces of white paper tens of meters long were spread out on the ground. Stitched together, it seems that Tang Bohu is going to paint a huge painting.

Also, how can a painting worth 300,000 taels be an ordinary product.

Zhu Zhishan felt that he was saved, and patted his ass: "Brother Tang is really loyal and courageous, chivalrous and heroic!?"

"Don't talk nonsense, take it off for me!?"

"Huh?! Undressing? ”

Zhu Zhishan didn't understand why he was taking off his clothes, and the audience didn't understand either, so everyone was curious. So the audience in this time and space was very lucky to enjoy the classic fragment of the classic work of the king of comedy - Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan's body to paint.

Besides, Zhu Zhishan didn't understand. But he obediently took off his clothes and wore only a hat. Holding his little brother with both hands, he was full of ugliness.

Some viewers were thundered by Zhu Zhishan's appearance.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Zhu Zhishan asked Tang Bohu with a blank face.

What answered him was a basin of ink from Tang Bohu, and Zhu Zhishan was drenched in ink from head to toe. The stirring and cheerful music rang out, and Tang Bohu picked up a thick brush and stabbed it into Zhu Zhishan's mouth, and then performed his miraculous painting skills.

Tang Bohu was able to control Zhu Zhishan's body with only a brush in his hand. Sometimes he smashed his hands and feet on the white paper, and sometimes sat him on the paper, leaving the marks of various parts of Zhu Zhishan's body on the white paper.

"Ahh

Zhu Zhishan didn't know if he was frightened or beaten, and kept screaming. In the end, he was thrown out of the blank paper, and was caught by two servants, and was already foaming at the mouth. Almost played to death.

And Tang Bohu's paintings are not finished. I saw Tang Bohu perform a superb light skill, like a butterfly dancing on the paper, and the last one fell to the ground with a tumultuous and steady fall.

Tang Bohu picked up a cup of tea on the desk, and then took a sip of tea.

"Poof~~"

The tea was sprayed on the white paper, and an ordinary, messy painting suddenly turned decay into magic, becoming a picture of "the eagle spreads its wings and swallows the world".

In the film, Mrs. Zhu Zhishan was dumbfounded, and all the audiences outside the film and the Taipei branch venue were also dumbfounded.

"Oh my God, it's wonderful! It's hilarious! ”

"Damn, I can't find any words to describe it!"

"Wonderful, isn't there?"

Some viewers made loud noises, some viewers unconsciously opened their mouths wide, and some viewers widened their eyes.

"Wonderful!"

On the table next to Wang Xu, there were exclamations from Xu Earn, Guo Degang, Feng Xiaogang and others. Wang Xu turned his head to take a look, and just happened to see Liu Dehua, Wu Zongxian gave him a thumbs up at the same time.

Wang Xu smiled proudly, and his heart was completely relaxed, and finally his hard work did not insult the classics.

He knew he had succeeded, and he had succeeded in replicating the classics.

Soon the scene became silent again, the movie was so good, everyone watched the movie attentively, and didn't want to miss any wonderful moments.

At this time, Zhu Zhishan in the film was alive again, and asked curiously: "It's really amazing, even if you kill it, it's worth it?" What kind of name is this??"?

"Spectacular, right?" Tang Bohu said smugly: "This is called the eagle spreading its wings and swallowing the world." This painting is enough to compensate you for the 300,000 taels, please don't bother me again in the future.?"

Zhu Zhishan was very satisfied, and said, "That's certain, certain? But what I admire most about Brother Tang is that you can make the double points on my chest into flowers, my palms into trees, my buttocks into stones, my front feet sit on clouds, and my hind feet become mountains. ”?

"Hey, what part of my body did that majestic eagle draw from??" Zhu Zhishan appeared in the new big 6 and pointed to the majestic eagle painted on the paper.

Tang Bohu glanced at his crotch and said, "It's Your Excellency's lifeline."

"Hi~~" Zhu Zhishan was very proud, and danced with his hands: "As I expected, it is majestic, enthusiastic, and very expressive!" ”?

"I'm talking about the little worm in the eagle's beak, where does it come from to be majestic and enthusiastic? Cut!?"

After Tang Bohu said a word, he left, leaving Zhu Zhishan, who had been hit and became stupid. Suddenly, Zhu Zhishan grinned and said, "It's okay, hey, it's still with a hook!" ”

"Hahaha!"

When I saw this, almost everyone, regardless of whether they were stars or ordinary fans, burst into laughter. (To be continued!)

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