Chapter 188: Tang Bohu's Father's Unique Secret Weapon
Tang Bohu, born in the sixth year of Chenghua in the Ming Xian Sect, was born in the year of Gengyin, the month of Yin, so the name Tang Yin, and because it is a tiger, it is also known as Tang Bohu. Tang Yin is extremely smart, poetry and painting, ranked among the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, and was the idol worshiped by men, women and children at that time. And the most talked about thing is that he has eight beautiful wives with national beauty and fragrance, who are like fairies and beautiful relatives, and envy others!
However, the eight wives of the country and the fragrance of the country turned out to be a gambler, and their homes became mahjong parlors, and they also gave Tang Bohu's precious collection of calligraphy, painting and poetry to --
"My Hundred Flowers Compete for Beauty"
"Oh, what's the big deal, give us a table, stingy! You're not dead yet, so why don't you just paint another one if you're fine? β?
"My poetry collection!"
"You see this rotten table is crooked, and it's not even flat with one book, you go get two copies, huh??"
"Hey! My picture of a hundred birds towards the phoenix, why is it that even the bird's head is missing? β?
"Why are you so wordy?! Someone's chicken is gone, can't you borrow your bird and use it??"
"Ah~~~ you, you ......"
Tang Bohu's Mobao is even worth a thousand gold, and it was indeed abused by a few ladies at will. This strong contrast, exaggerated acting amuses the audience from time to time.
Next, King Ning sent an envoy to recruit Tang Bohu, because it was rumored that King Ning was plotting to rebel, Tang Bohu did not see the guest on the grounds of ill health.
Unexpectedly, King Ning's envoy even brought the imperial doctor, and broke in, and now Tang Bohu was eating chicken wings, and asked Tang's mother Zhu Qian: "Hey, didn't you say that he was very sick?!" β
He ...... He's very sick! β
"If you are very sick, how can you still have the appetite to eat chicken wings?"
Zhu Qian didn't know how to explain it anymore, so she hurriedly gave her son a look: "Ah, what's the matter with you?" β
"Hey......" Tang Bohu confused how to fool the past: "It's very simple, because --- (singing) braised wings." I love to eat ---."
Messenger: "(Singing) But your wife said you will ascend to heaven--- soon"?
Zhu Qian: "The sooner (the chorus) ascends to heaven, the more you should eat desperately, if you don't eat now, you won't have a chance to eat again in the future!?"
Messenger: "You are really about to ascend to heaven?!?"
Tang Bohu: "(Singing) I'm really about to ascend to heaven---"
"If you don't eat it now, you won't have a chance to eat it again!" β
This rap is a bit of a nonsense, but the wonderful thing is that it is just right, no one finds it unnatural, and the audience is very interesting to watch.
The so-called layman looks lively. Insiders look at the doorway. There are so many actors, directors, and senior film critics on the scene, they can all see that this rap seems to be random and foolish, but it is a great test of the actors' acting skills.
Imagine if Tang Bohu's eyes, face, hands and feet, including the subtle expressions of his eyebrows, were not performed properly. This rap is not only not funny, but exaggerated but a failure.
Some people say that Zhou Xingchi's performance is not an exaggeration, but real actors know that Zhou Xingchi's exaggeration is a great test of acting skills, and even some of them are personal talents, which not everyone can imitate. For example, Zhou Xingchi laughed "ahaha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" in the classic laugh, which actor can laugh with this kind of charm?
Wang Xu has an advantage, he is handsome. A face that can sell cuteness and be funny. Like Wang Bo's face is not white enough. can't play the starring role Tang Bohu. Moreover, Wang Xu's voice is three or four points similar to Shi Banyu, so he can imitate the star master with seven or eight points, and the last three points are to be created and fine-tuned for the second time, and become suitable for himself.
At this time, in fact, many actors wanted to communicate with the people next to them, but they all suppressed it. The film is really exciting, they don't want to miss every clip, and continue to watch the film attentively.
"It's really rare for someone who is dying to have Tang Jieyuan with such a good complexion, Imperial Doctor. Give Tang Xie Yuan a pulse and see how strict it is? β
The imperial doctor hurriedly checked Tang Bohu's pulse, "Tang Jieyuan's pulse is stable and stable, it's normal!" No problem!?" However, Tang Bohu used qigong to change the pulse, and the imperial doctor was immediately surprised.
Emissary: "What's wrong with him?" β
Tang Bohu: "Can I still be saved?" β
Imperial Doctor: "Try itβI've never heard of it before...... Such a mess of pulses!?"
Messenger: "What do you hear?" β
"General's order!"
"What?!"
The imperial doctor concluded that Tang Bohu was hopeless, and the envoy of King Ning didn't want to waste time for a half-dead man and left immediately. escaped the pass of King Ning's envoy, but Tang Bohu was scolded by the old lady for revealing his internal strength.
It turned out that Tang Bohu was the heir of the overlord gun, and he had two enemies, one of whom was a scholar who killed him, and he and his father Tang Tianhao competed for the ranking on the weapon spectrum, so they decided to compete. Tang Bohu's mother Zhu Qian was afraid that the deadly scholar would use tricks to plot against his father, so she kept watching him.
So, this competition in the forest was really earth-shattering, and Zhu Qian hid on the side and prepared to plot the life-killing scholar and help Brother Tianhao to win.
"What's that? Ahh?!?h
"Zhu Qian, --- you"?
Zhu Qian first ejected the bamboo, then lifted a log, and hit it twice, and injured Tang Tianhao by mistake, which is really a tragedy.
Of course, Tang Tianhao played by Wang Xu is not miserable, and the audience will not be happy to watch it, and the whole scene is full of laughter.
"No, I have to use my trick! Let's die!?"
Zhu Qian scattered many small beads, but for the third time, she mistakenly hit half of Tang Tianhao's face, and the other half of his face was covered by his hand in time.
"Zhu Qian, what are you doing here to stir up a game??" Tang Tian was so angry that he didn't know what to say.
"I ...... Be careful! Be careful!?" Zhu Qian was hesitant, it was really embarrassing for the secret arrow to hurt people and accidentally hurt her own people, she wanted to run.
"Don't go! What the hell are you doing!?"
"I love you, so I helped you!?"
"What can you help me? Skimming these useless red beans??"
"These aren't red beans! This is my new secret weapon, the Thunderbolt Bead!?"
"What thunderbolt and thunder??"
"Don't underestimate it, it's so powerful when it explodes!?"
"What is the power of the ......? Will it explode??"
Tang Tianhao was startled, and before he could react, there was a bang, and the thunder bead exploded, and Tang Tianhao's face was swollen.
"Zhu Qian, do you have to play me to death before you are willing?"
"Haha~~"
Seeing Tang Tianhao's face like a fried pig, and his ears were still on fire, everyone laughed.
At this moment, the crisis came, and the life-killing scholar stabbed him with a sword.
"At this most critical juncture, your father suddenly used the most terrifying and terrifying secret weapon in the world, and finally reversed the whole situation---"
What is the most terrifying and terrifying unique secret weapon in the world?
"Darkener!"
Tang Tianhao shouted, he actually threw Zhu Qian out, and Zhu Qian screamed in the air like a sandbag and smashed into the deadly scholar.
"Poof~~"
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!"
The juice in Zhao Rongrong's mouth beside Wang Xu squirted out, He Jiong lay on the table with a smile, and Zhuang Xiaodie and Master Liu stumbled with laughter.
The fans behind Wang Xu burst into bursts of laughter, this fight scene is really exciting and funny, it can be called a classic as the part where Zhu Zhishan's body is painted at the beginning.
This will even Zhou Yan, Liu Dehua, and Zhao Benshan laugh heartily. If it weren't for the fear of influencing others too loudly, they would all want to applaud the creators.
Back in the film, Tang Tianhao didn't expect that the deadly scholar would even break the gun head made of pure steel, lose a move, and finally die of depression.
And this also reminds that the other enemy of the Tang family is the wife of Washington, Zhu Qian's rival in love back then. Tang Bohu also knew the history of his family, and then he left home for a few days to avoid the limelight, lest King Ning send someone to find trouble again.
So Tang Bohu went out to avoid the limelight and traveled with the other three talented people in the south of the Yangtze River, during which Tang Bohu met Qiu Xiang.
This paragraph can be called the third classic of the film, whether it is the four talents posing in color, or the chanting of a 'good poem', or the appearance of flowers, people can't help but laugh.
"He's trying to steal money, this dead shemale!"?" Yes?! Shemale??I love it! Take it. "What a pity! Let him get a head start! β
Especially in this scene, Zhu Zhishan jumped into the river, and Wang Bo's Wen Zhengming's regretful expression made many viewers laugh.
From the screen of the Tai*bei scene, it can be seen that Xiao S needs to rely on Cai Kangyong's shoulders to smile, otherwise she will not be able to sit steadily. And Cai Kangyong himself didn't have much better, leaning back before laughing.
This encounter with Qiu Xiang, there are many classic and funny, and listen to the next decomposition. (To be continued!)
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