"Lord Lucifer is here! Whether you pass the make-up exam or become a top student, you can do it!"

"Seniors, are you still worried about not being able to pass the make-up exam? Are you still studying hard day and night for some subjects? Do you want a new life? Come and see here, Master Lucifer will help you become a top student and solve one of your troubles."

"Come and sell your soul to Lord Lucifer, and all your troubles will disappear. Don't want your whole soul, don't want your half life's soul, just a year of soul! Just a year soul! You can get 8 years of credit!"

"What? Do you think that just passing guò credits is just a remedy? Nononono, Lord Lucifer Almighty, has more to offer you!"

"Strengthen your perseverance, become proficient in subjects, learn foreign languages, and become a top student just around the corner! If you are interested, please call the following number, if you have any questions, please answer them online~"

The post went out, and the stone sank into the sea because ...... The post was judged to be an advertisement by Du Niang and deleted......

"I'll go to your sister's Du Niang!" Lan Zeguang burst out with a "#" word on his head.

But no matter what, you can't just give in, so Lan Zeguang thought about it, changed some of the more key words in it, and sent it out again.

Well, it wasn't deleted this time, but it seems that because the title is like a joke, no one poked in to reply to the post. This made Lan Zeguang a little desperate, and sure enough, the network promotion or something is unreliable.

After two minutes, there was no serious reply. So Lan Zeguang could only put it on his own once, and decided to let it sink into the sea. Throwing the phone into the backpack, Lan Zeguang could only accompany Lucifer to issue the card sullenly.

As time goes on, the sun sets. At the end of the day, Lucifer invited Lan Zeguang to the restaurant for dinner. At this time, Lan Zeguang received a call from Lu Yiyi, saying that he wanted to thank Lan Zeguang for letting her and Li Xin "get to know each other", but Lan Zeguang was dressed as a girl, how could he go?

So Lan Zeguang could only find an excuse to fool the past.

It's just that I refused like this, and I feel a little aggrieved. Obviously, there is a beautiful woman who meets, so I refused......

Sure enough, I'll be single for a lifetime!

Although Miss Lu Yiyi's goal is to catch the golden beetle, she doesn't look down on herself at all.

Lan Zeguang's sadness was seen by Lucifer, so Lucifer seemed to be a little unhappy.

They went to the restaurant, sat down, and had just finished ordering when Lucifer's cell phone rang.

"Shhhh Maybe it's business! Seeing the call, Lucifer was excited like a child. He picked up the phone clumsily, squeezed out the salesman's standard eight teeth and smiled, and said, "Hey, hello, this is Lord Lucifer, what do you need to serve?" ”

Lan Zeguang couldn't hear the content of Lucifer's phone on the other end of the phone, only to see Lucifer mumb a few times in a routine manner, and a confused look appeared on his face, "Paste it?" Lucifer muttered imperceptibly.

Stick?!

Hearing the word sticker, Lan Zeguang's ears pricked up, and he suddenly felt that there was still love in the indifferent and illusory online world, so he hurriedly stepped forward and put his ear next to Lucifer's earphones.

"Huh? Lan Zeguang Sang, this is what you did? At this point, Lucifer finally found something, but he was still a little confused.

"That's right! I made a post on Tieba and you see someone is coming now! This feeling of rediscovering that love still exists in the world made Lan Zeguang energetic all of a sudden, she smiled excitedly, sat down, hurriedly flipped out her mobile phone, opened the post bar and saw that the post she posted didn't know when there were a lot of replies.

It's all because of some boring people.

"Oh oh go! Lord Lucifer has come to harvest the soul!"

"Lord Lucifer, this is my soul this month, please take it."

"Speaking of which, Lord Lucifer actually came to post it, is it because business is not good?"

"You who keep saying that you want to give your souls to Lord Lucifer, why don't you contribute your souls quickly?"

"Become a top student? It's a great feeling!"

……

In short, the comments at the beginning were a little ridiculous, but in the back, there were really a few serious comments.

"If it's not a joke, can you really pass the make-up exam?"

"Actually, if Lord Lucifer is really that powerful, wouldn't it be nice to sell his soul and become a scholar?"

"Ah, it's so hard to learn Japanese, I think I'll be able to do it directly!"

……

For these appeals that really have ideas, Lan Zeguang immediately began to reply one by one. As for Lucifer, he completed the communication with the "customer". But after Lucifer hung up the phone, he still looked a little confused.

"Lan Zeguang ......," Lucifer called Lan Zeguang in a rare and serious manner. Lan Zeguangsan, what did you do? ”

"It's better to make a post and use the power of the Internet to promote it than to send a propaganda card!" Lan Zeguang shook the mobile phone in his hand, and then replied to the post while asking Lucifer, "What did that person say just now?" ”

"He said he wanted to feel what it was like to sell his soul, and he planned to be proficient in English directly." Lucifer propped up his chin: "Say, but I don't seem to believe it very much, I think this business is going to blow up." ”

Speaking of which,The people in the post bar are definitely not serious people.,I don't really believe it's absolute.。 But if it happens, then that person will definitely go back and hype it up, whether others believe it or not, there will definitely be people who believe it anyway.

But given that there are all kinds of jokes on the Internet, there are also some nonsense in this post. For example:

"Master Lucifer's service is well received, 8 credits to make up!"

"I've given my soul to become proficient in German, so you can ask me any questions."

Of course, Lan Zeguang has to explain the answers of these bearded people, but as for whether anyone believes it, it is another matter.

Continue to brush the post, Lan Zeguang soon found a classmate who was suspected of calling Lucifer, he was selling his soul live and left this message:

"I've called Lord Lucifer to sell my soul, live, what do you want to ask?"

The comments that follow are naturally all kinds of confusion. There are many undisciplined questions such as whether Lord Lucifer has a chicken neck and how big O'Pai is, but there are fewer who care about whether he can sell his soul. Of course, there are also quite a few people who ask questions about Lan Zeguang:

"Remember to ask about the goddess next to Lord Lucifer!"

Sure enough, the on the Internet are just unreliable!

For this kind of problem, Lan Zeguang must be kept secret!

However, in view of the uncertainty of promoting Lucifer's business on the Internet, Lan Zeguang decided to popularize Lucifer's science while replying to potential customers who were interested in selling their souls. But Lucifer doesn't seem to have any concept of online media, so he can't make sense.

"Just leave it all to Lan Zeguangsang!" Lucifer smiled and pushed all the problems of the post bar to Lan Zeguang.

“…… Okay, okay! Lan Zeguang could only agree, who called this his own solution?

And just when Lan Zeguang was talking to Lucifer, the person who was going to sell his soul appeared in the post bar, who was going to sell his soul live!

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If I say that I went to Taobao for a long time after I finished writing, and when I was ready to go to bed, I found that I hadn't uploaded it, would someone strangle me......

_(:3)∠)_

In other words, Monday's recommended tickets are not powerful!

I'm so unhappy!

(Reach out, happy holidays for singles~.)