Tang Zhuang, a fourth-year software engineering student, is a dead house, a music game dog, and his interest is to play all kinds of music, from jubeat and taiko drum masters in video game cities, to OSU and even mobile phones such as lovelive, music and movement masters, as long as it is music games, everything is everywhere.

Because in the senior year, the classes were suddenly outrageously few. Aspiring students take advantage of this time to start preparing for graduate school or civil service exams, and the rest of the students, with a little goal, start to write resumes and look for jobs. And Tang Zhuang, a scumbag who can't get up or down, is worried about the problem of graduation. He must retake a subject and take the CET-4 test in his senior year, otherwise he will not graduate.

So, when he was routinely complaining on the school post bar, he saw a post.

"Ah, it turns out that Lord Lucifer is here to post it too!"

-- This was Tang Zhuang's first thought.

Because the school's post bar is mainly to discuss people and things in the school, school flowers and grass, campus stars and the like are often the objects of discussion. In addition, some activities and policies in the school will also be thrown into the post bar by students to complain. Of course, there are also waterlogs, but that kind of post quickly sinks.

But strangely, Lord Lucifer's post to harvest souls doesn't seem to sink very well. Tang Zhuang could only lament that there were too many followers of Lord Lucifer in the school. So he also poked it in with a playful mentality.

As soon as you come in, it is the first floor of the sacrifice to the mother.

It turns out that Lord Lucifer can't be a mother!

Tang Zhuang looked down silently, and the second floor was the main topic. That's the standard impassioned advertising slogan, say anything and give your soul to get 8 credits, learn English, master skills. almost didn't become a CEO, married Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of life.

However, if you can sell your soul in exchange for some suitable skills, then it is not impossible to work hard and reach the peak of life.

For example, if you master English completely from Lord Lucifer and then learn excavator technology, then the dream of immigrating to Australia can be replicated.

For example, if you learn advanced programming algorithms from Lord Lucifer, master some popular programming languages, and have some awesome development experience, then you will not be the object of competition by major companies?

Or more realistically, if you directly master the subjects of the postgraduate entrance examination and the subjects of the civil service examination, even if you are not strong in other things, you will not be so worried in the future if you come back with a civil service and a master's degree......

This is not the only example, Tang Zhuang has been reading this post, and his mind has begun to fly, and his mind is full of ideas about "how awesome he can become if he gets any abilities from Lord Lucifer".

It's clear that I'm not in the second grade, but I'm still thinking about these unrealistic things......

However, human development is driven by desire! No matter what kind of desire it is, as long as there is desire, there is imagination! So this kind of imagination that is quite realistic is not considered the middle two.

Tang Zhuang read the post for a long time, and always felt that there was something missing in the post. After thinking about it, I suddenly realized the problem!

- Tower, these teases only say they don't do it!

Isn't there anyone to talk about Lord Lucifer in a serious way?

Speaking of which, no one has really tried Lord Lucifer's "service" yet......

Even if it's not true, why didn't you try to play with this Lucifer? It seems that he wants to do it like this, but he doesn't put it into practice. Say anything as long as it's cute, even if it's a boy, it's no problem.,In the end, no one goes to it.,Just masturbating to the photo.。 It's all diao silk!

Somehow, Tang Zhuang only felt that his brain was hot, and he suddenly wanted to try the services of Lord Lucifer!

- Even if it's impossible to sell your soul, you should make friends with this cute boy and accumulate a little bit of conversation.

If you can really sell your soul for something, that's not bad......

Tang Zhuang didn't realize that this was what he wanted most, as for other more greedy things, such as killing Lucifer or something, huh...... It's good to make up for it.

Anyway, at this time when his brain was hot, he called Lucifer. The phone was quickly answered, and the voice of a sweet and seductive girl came from there, although he had heard it, Tang Zhuang still trembled in his heart.

"Hello, this is Lord Lucifer, what services do you need?"

Emma, this is still a boy, I want to do it so much!

Because he was a virgin, he was frightened by this sweet voice, and the bunch of undisciplined words that Tang Zhuang thought of in his mind were thrown to the back of his mind and became stammered.

"You...... Hello, I'm sticking it, see your post! ”

"Paste it?" There was a confused voice over there.

"Ah, that's your post!"

"Huh?" He covered the microphone and seemed to say something, and then replied sweetly: "Then what kind of business do you want to need?" As long as you can pay enough souls, Lord Lucifer can do it for you! ”

"Ah, I want to learn English. But I want to know how to make me learn, and there are other ......."

"You don't need to worry about this, you just need to pay your soul, fluent English, and standard reading skills that people in American society can have, and it will be skillfully engraved in your mind!"

"It's impossible!"

Originally, Tang Zhuang, who had become a little cringe because of "the boy's voice was too cute", suddenly complained out.

From the perspective of normal thinking, it is useless to imprint a certain ability in your mind except for long-term hard training!

"Anything is possible, if you just want to master English, it only takes three years of soul, and you can do it!" The voice was a little unconvinced, but it was still full of confidence.

"What if I can't?" Tang Zhuang asked teasingly. The answer was a voice with color gas, and it was full of support in an instant.

"Ah, if you can't, they'll be yours~"

The sound of full support made Tang Zhuang tense.

Oops I'll go, Lucifer, is this really a boy? How do you look like a little goblin!

Tang Zhuang wants to see Lucifer more and more, whether it is to master English or to study ♂ Lucifer's body, in short, he wants to go!

"Okay, I'll go!" Tang Zhuang said categorically.

"Then we'll be waiting for you at the Cuizhuting Restaurant!"

After saying that, the phone was cut off. Tang Zhuang has some great interest in Lucifer now. Because of Luci's invitation, Tang Zhuang understood it as "Covenant?" So I dressed up for a while, and before going out, I didn't forget to take a small pink square plastic bag, and the name on the package was......

――Durex

Out of the door, Tang Zhuang browsed the post bar and walked towards the Cuizhuting Restaurant. For the messages of the on the post bar, Tang Zhuang wrote them down one by one. Then he had a feeling of "I'm a hero".

Only I can have the courage to face cute boys!

In this way, Tang Zhuang came to the Cuizhu Pavilion, and when he entered the door, he saw the two impressive "girls" - Lucifer and the mysterious beautiful girl beside him!

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Is it easy for me to use my mobile phone to code words in KTV and hot pot city on Singles' Day!

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