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Lin Bai stretched out his hand to the female demon king: "I want 10,000 yuan." ”

"What do you want to do?" The Female Demon King wondered.

"Go to Jiajia and make a model."

"Don't think that this king doesn't know, although Jiajia's shop is called beauty beauty, she doesn't know how to do style at all." The female demon king smiled and said, "You want to take 10,000 yuan to prostitute her?" Actually, you don't need to bring money to go, she will sleep with you, and it won't be five minutes. ”

Lin Bai snorted: "Don't worry about it, just give me money anyway, if you don't give it, I'll fight with you." ”

"Oh, I'm so scared." The female demon king's eyes were full of ridicule, but the ridicule was ridiculed, and 10,000 yuan was handed to Lin Bai, I don't know what she was thinking all day long, Lin Bai would never be able to guess her true thoughts.

With the money, swaggering out of the door, just about to cross the street, I saw Qianqian walking back from a distance with a schoolbag on her back, she was wearing a sportswear, she looked young and lively, very sunny, she is the pearl of this old street, is the hope of the neighbors, everyone has been saying in the past ten years, if the old street can produce a promising child, that person must be Qianqian.

Thirty-two fathers-in-law can't do it, and the goods are not profitable. Lin Bai can't do it either, he has been a leather child since he was a child, and he has never had good grades in school. Only Qianqian has the hope of getting ahead. When she was there, the streets at dusk seemed to be as bright as day, and all the neighborhoods beckoned to her. Seeing Lin Bai walking across the street with a stack of money, she screamed "ah", covered her mouth, and her brilliance dimmed by three points.

"Go home and go to sleep, children don't mind the adults." Lin Bai snorted.

"I'm only three years younger than you...... It's not a kid anymore. Qianqian said loudly: "You are friends, you can't take the money to find her, it will break her heart, anyone can go to Sister Jiajia, only you can't go." ”

"Don't be in a hurry, go home and watch through the window." Lin Bai pushed her back into the house and didn't allow her to come out again, so she walked outside Jiajia Beauty again.

Jiajia stood at the door of the store and looked at him and the money in his hand: "Have you decided to take care of my adopted sister?" ”

Lin Bai snorted coldly and said, "I want to find a female college student to maintain it, and I will raise my mother Sang." ”

Jiajia said with a smile: "That's going to prostitute my sister, my sister doesn't charge you money, and if she gets your virginity, she can give you a red envelope." ”

"It's all nonsense." Lin Bai knew that Jiajia wanted to scare her away by saying meat jokes, but this time she miscalculated, and it was rare that she made up her mind this time, and no one could scare him away. In fact, in the past few years, he has thought countless times about saving Jiajia from the sea of suffering, but he didn't have the ability at that time, and now that he has the ability, it's time to take action.

Lin Bai moved a chair out, stuck at Jiajia's gate, and sat down with his buttocks, this way of sitting was a bit unscrupulous, and no one else could walk in. raised the money in his hand: "1,000 yuan for you to change the signboard, replace 'Jiajia Beauty Beauty' with 'Jiajiali Shop', and the other 9,000 yuan is the money for me to make a model." ”

"My sister doesn't know how to be a model."

"I don't care if you can do it, take people's money and people to eliminate disasters, you have to meet the needs of customers, I want to be the type of popular male movie star Chen Xi."

Lin Bai didn't know why he specified Chen Xi's type, maybe he thought he was very awesome, and he could actually put the goddess Zhang Zhizhi in an eighteen-like appearance, this kind of thing can only dream when he dreams, and he can't even think about it when he is awake, so Chen Xi must be very awesome, his type must be the best-looking, if he also makes that type, maybe there are female stars who like it?

Jiajia smiled bitterly: "Xiaobai, you want to help your sister to get it, but my sister really can't do it, if this store is changed to a shop, no one will come to the door again, you can help my sister for a while, can you help for a lifetime?" ”

"I don't dare to say that I can help you for a lifetime, but I can help you for as long as I can." Lin Bai said seriously: "When I can still help you, you desperately want to change your career to do something else, this street is the stupidest and most incompetent, I don't know how to do business, but you should know a little bit, now give me a model, it doesn't matter if you can't do it, take your time, it's best to do it all night, you don't have time to do anything else." ”

The bald middle-aged man who had been five minutes last time happened to walk to the door, and when he heard Lin Bai's words, he quickly turned around and ran, and ran away without a shadow.

Jiajia smiled bitterly: "Look, my sister's old patron was scared away by you like this, and I guess I won't dare to come for a few days." ”

"Can he still send you 9,000 yuan in a few days?" Lin Bai snorted: "Now I am the big customer, and I didn't serve the uncle well, so I smashed your broken shop." ”

Jiajia took a comb and a hair dryer out, although the name of the store is "Meimei", there are only these two tools for making hair, which is really unprofessional, she clumsily combed Lin Bai's hair and blew it with a blower. How to do it? I didn't even think about it. I had to spray it with dispensing and shaping water, and then continue to comb and blow indiscriminately, and an hour passed, Lin Bai's head not only did not make a shape, but became even more messy.

"It's okay, wash my hair and do it again." Lin Bai spent time with her today, and several groups of customers came to the door in this hour, but they were all stared at by him with cow eyes and fled.

After washing his hair, the situation did not improve, and an hour later, Lin Bai became a chicken nest again. How did Chen Xi's handsome and invincible type of pouring all beings come about? It's a mystery!

Jiajia's movements became slower and slower, and then the comb was thrown away, and the blow blowing was also thrown away, she couldn't make a shape at all, even if she did it all night, the final result could only be a chicken nest. Tears suddenly flowed uncontrollably, and she didn't cry when the people of the Golden Bamboo Gang threatened her most viciously. Since embarking on the road of beauty a few years ago, she has said to herself that Jiajia will never cry in front of others.

"My sister changed her career, she didn't open beauty anymore, and she will change her career tomorrow." Jiajia couldn't cry.

"That's right!" Lin Bai smiled.

"That's right!" Qianqian, who was peeking in the window, cried.

"That's right!" There are still many old neighbors watching through the window.

"It's all stupid, why don't you come to ask this king? All it takes is a magic spell to solve everything, Jiajia will be rich in Shuangqing City tomorrow, and even become rich in the whole world. The female demon king got into the bed, and fell asleep as soon as she hit the pillow. In this old street full of stupidity, she will sleep very peacefully, and it is not easy to wake up, and in the demon world where there are too many smart people, she has to wake up more than a dozen times every night......

However, the female demon king still woke up once in the middle of the night, because Lin Bai watched a love action movie starring Zhang Zhizhi for a while after returning home with a chicken nest head, and suddenly became crazy and threw himself on her bed, and his evil hands attacked her two peaks. In order to prevent him from succeeding, he had to wake up helplessly and tie Lin Bai with black chains like a cocoon. In the demon world, whoever dares to attack her at night has only one way to die, and in the human world, she is so merciful, so she moved herself to the point that she couldn't do it.

The next day, when Lin Bai woke up, it was almost noon, he had slept late last night, and he watched some kind of broken love action movie, so that he was tied up by the female demon king all night, and his whole body was stinging when he got up. I went downstairs and pushed open the roller shutter door, and I was about to raise my middle finger to the street and say the line that I had to say every day, only to realize that Jiajia Beauty was gone, at least the signboard was gone, and there was a brand new signboard on the door: "Jiajiali Store." ”

Jiajia had already gotten up, and today she was dressed very dignified, and she didn't dress up like a vixen anymore, but she still wore thick makeup on her face, and she didn't dare to look at people with her true face. When she saw Lin Bai, she immediately raised her middle finger and said with a smile: "If you open the door so late, you won't be killed." ”

"I'm cāo, here's my line."

So a new day began, eating the high-priced Western food called back by the female demon king, reviewing the letters and words learned yesterday, and learning a few more new ones. Someone actually came to repair the computer today, Lin Bai felt very excited, he hadn't done essential work for several days, it was really not easy.

The man who came to fix the computer was the thirty-two father-in-law, and his keyboard was broken, which was broken by a fist hammer. He wrote a novel about yesterday morning, called "Overlord Flower and Xiaobai", which was sought after by readers, and it is said that 500 readers collected it on the first day alone. The excited thirty-two father-in-law hammered the keyboard with one punch, of course, his hands were also rotten at the same time, wrapped in thick bandages, and it seemed that it would be broken for at least a few days, I don't know if these readers who had just come out would run away because of the break.

It took Lin Bai a lot of effort to repair his keyboard, and he didn't use the dark regeneration magic, purely by skill, and it took a full hour and a half, and finally got a reward of twenty yuan.

Holding the twenty yuan in sweat, a sense of pride surged in my heart, this money was earned by myself, and it had nothing to do with the female demon king, nor did it have anything to do with women, and no one would give this money.

As soon as she thought of this, the female demon king floated by, snatched twenty yuan like a fly, stuffed it between the twin peaks, and got stuck in that ditch. deliberately looked at Lin Bai with provocative eyes, like a female mantis that was seducing a male mantis, and whoever took the bait would die.

"Bastard! Twenty bucks to grab? It's crazy, if you want to grab it, come and grab the money in my pocket, the 5oo yuan you gave me last time hasn't been used up. Lin Bai began to go crazy: "That's twenty yuan full of my sweat and hard work, full of my hopes, don't put it in such a filthy place." ”

"This king's boobs are filthy?" The female demon king was also on fire, and even threw out Bronny's chocolate cake: "Who climbed into the king's bed in the middle of the night last night and reached out to touch the filthy things?" Wang Jue didn't sleep well. ”

Speaking of this, Lin Bai had a weak heart, so he had to be defeated, he used to live alone in this broken house, there was no temptation, his heart was relatively peaceful, but recently he had a headache, the female demon king wore very little and wanted to float around in front of him, he slept next door at night, and he didn't like to lock the door, and the most terrible thing was that there was Zhang Zhizhi's love movie on the mobile hard drive, and he couldn't help but watch it again...... Can this not be angry? Seeing that spring is coming to an end, once summer comes, women wear less, but they are afraid that it will be even more terrible.

"God bless the Justice League, hurry up and send a few people over to arrest the female demon king, Amitabha, Amitayus, Hallelujah." Lin Bai prayed to the sky, in fact, he prayed to the Marvel world, because he didn't know what kind of culture and customs the Marvel world was, so he had to combine Chinese and Western cultures for a while, and finally sat back at the table obediently and continued to learn the demon language.

The shop across the street was closed to the door all day, because everyone on the street knew that she didn't know anything, and if she cut her hair, she would risk losing her ear or having a piece of her scalp torn off. In the evening, the bald middle-aged man came again, and was about to enter the door when he was kicked out by a flying kick from Jiajia. So Lin Bai asked the female demon king for another 10,000 yuan, walked over slowly, and sat down in front of the door: "Jiajia, come and make me a Chen Xi type." ”

"Isn't it? Do you want his type again? Jiajia felt so stressed: "Can you make something simpler?" How about the split head? ”

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