The forty-first attack, the story of the old street
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The sanitation aunt picked up the bricks scattered everywhere, restacked them on the flower bed on the side of the street, and pointed at Jiajia's nose and scolded angrily for half an hour. Don't dare to scold the female demon king, because she is a special soldier, and she is very murderous, no one dares to scold this thing on the old street, even the old lady Zheng chose to ignore the female demon king, and only caught the female blind man to talk about things, if Lin Bai didn't explain the matter of the female daring man clearly, don't think about raising her head in front of her old man.
Lin Bai fully experienced what it means to be good at being bullied, level heroes are often bullied by the people, but he has never heard of the demon king being bullied by the people, but he also knows very well that the people will be friends with level heroes, and will never be friends with the demon king.
Humans don't have to be malicious when they bully their friends.
A thin middle-aged man wearing glasses walked next to Lin Bai and the female demon king, this man was obviously powerless, and he was as weak as the wind blowing, he was also a resident of Lao Cai, the most homely otaku on this street. I usually like to write some bullshit web novels on the Internet.,I once wrote thirty-two books in a row, but I gave up after only halfway through it.,There's no follow-up.,So it's nicknamed Thirty-two Father-in-law.。 He said to Lin Bai and the female demon king in a flattering tone: "Xiaobai, you ...... Can...... Tell me in detail about the packing of your shirt just now, and how you felt at the time...... I'm working on a novel about the King of Soldiers in the City, and I'd like to get some inspiration from you. ”
The female demon king didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, and went home directly.
Lin Bai was very excited, Diao Silk likes to pretend to be forced, how can there be a reason not to talk to someone when she is in the limelight, the thirty-second father-in-law came just in time, and immediately moved two chairs to sit down, and Jiajia served tea next to her. Lin Bai added fuel to the matter of beating the flower shirt just now, of course, he was by no means relying on any magic elixir to improve his combat power, but after decades of hard work, his internal strength has made great progress, opening up the second vein of Ren Du, and one move is like a divine palm......
The thirty-second father-in-law wrote down these messy things into his notebook like a treasure, Lin Bai doubted that these messy things could be written into a novel, and it was estimated that the book would have to hit the street again, and then the thirty-second father-in-law would have to change his name to the thirty-third father-in-law.
Finally, after the story was blown, there was a large group of old neighbors around him, and someone asked in a low voice: "Xiaobai, what kind of special forces is that girl?" She beat the Golden Bamboo Gang once, and they will come a second time, what if she is not there in the future? What are you messing with such a dangerous person, if something happens to you, how will Qianqian live? ”
This question asks everyone's voice, who doesn't like the days when there is no underworld to harass? But after the pressure, there will be a rebound, and if she is gone, or if she loses, everyone does not know how it will be harmed.
Lin Bai was trying to reassure them, but he didn't expect Jiajia to take the lead and say, "I'm afraid of a vegetable basket, I'm not afraid of what are you afraid of?" I offended the Jinzhu Gang this time, plus I'm not a serious person, the Jinzhu Gang is definitely worse than you guys, and when I float in Jiajiang, it's not too late for you to worry about yourself. ”
A group of people suddenly scattered, and in the end only the old lady Zheng was left, with a broom, and sneered: "The Golden Bamboo Gang is not necessarily a big deal, the old lady did not have the name of the Golden Bamboo Gang when she was rampant in the rivers and lakes thirty years ago, Xiaobai, Jiajia, you can't bear it one day, so go find a person named Liu Tieshou, and ask him if he recognizes the name Zheng Hongsleeve, if you want to recognize it, send hundreds of people to the old street to listen to it." ”
After saying this, the old woman walked away with a broom on her toes. Her image instantly became taller, and Lin Bai secretly rejoiced that although she was naughty when she was a child, she never dared to be wild in front of Granny Zheng, otherwise the bones would be cold.
"Who is Liu Tieshou?" Lin Bai's eyes were black at the rivers and lakes, so he had to ask Jiajia.
"I don't know the old sister of Jianghu thirty years ago." Jiajia spread her hands and said, "At that time, my sister was not born yet. ”
It's called asking for blindness!
Lin Bai thought that the flower butterfly should be caught back and asked, if she refused to answer, it would be better, torture, must be tortured well.
At this time, Lin Bai's mobile phone suddenly rang, it was Old Man Liu'er, and he roared on the phone: "I heard that the Jinzhu Gang is looking for trouble with you, do you want me to bring some black suits to help?" ”
Lin Bai smiled: "No, it's already settled." However, I have made some of the medicine you wanted, and you can come and receive it. ”
Old man Liu was overjoyed: "You wait, I'll arrive." ”
Lin Bai's heart suddenly moved: "Old Liu, are you the Liu Tieshou who ran rampant in the rivers and lakes thirty years ago?" ”
Old man Liu laughed and said: "You really like to laugh, my name is Liu Guoqiang, how can a serious businessman do those things, let's not talk about it for now, I will fly over to buy medicine immediately." ”
So it didn't take long for Old Man Liu's Bentley to kill like a Formula 1 car, the smoke and dust from the rear of the car rolled up wildly on the road, and when it stopped in front of Lin Bai, there was a piercing braking sound. Ten pills, 100,000 yuan, Old man Liu didn't frown and threw down the money and ran away with the medicine, he seemed to be dealing with someone recently, and he was so busy that he was too busy to ask, but Lin Bai didn't bother to ask.
With 100,000 yuan in cash, Lin Bai cautiously walked to Qianqian's house secretly, wanting to hide the money in Qianqian's boudoir, but unexpectedly, the female demon king appeared in front of him, and the money bag was ruthlessly snatched away.
"I, cāo, you mad dead woman, you must not fall into my hands." Lin Bai screamed out again.
The old neighbors suddenly took on the role of plasterers, built a half-person high flower platform at both ends of the street, and then planted the two iron flowers in the center of the flower bed in a regular manner, this practice affects the appearance of the city a little, if it is done in the bustling block, it will definitely be demolished by the city management, but no one will take care of this dilapidated old street, and the street office instead praises the neighbors for contributing to the municipal construction and improving the living environment. I advise everyone to build similar flower stands in more than a dozen nearby streets, and insert the same iron flowers, so that the whole block shows a kind of normative beauty.
The neighbors were stunned by this request, they couldn't let the scope of Overlord Flower's jurisdiction be too large, she was almost the commander of the light pole, and there was only one thug under her command, it was hard enough to manage this street, how could she manage a block? Therefore, the old neighbors collectively refused the request of the neighborhood office, and refused to build another flower stand.
Lin Bai plans to start learning something seriously with the female demon king, no longer a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, so that she will be poor for the rest of her life, and she will not be able to marry a daughter-in-law for the rest of her life, seeing that Qianqian is already in college, women generally start to think about marrying after graduating from college, Lin Bai has to hurry up and give herself some skills, otherwise what if she is deceived by Gao Fushuai? Qianqian is not a woman who loves money, but women love men and talents, Lin Bai is confident that he will not lose to the rich second generation, but he is afraid that the talented rich second generation will give Qianqian a million.
He didn't know that he had a million deposits, and if he did, he might have raised the bar to two million.
When I returned to the store, I saw the female demon king eating cake with her long legs crossed, a very gorgeous cake, which was very expensive at first glance, and asked what it was. The female demon king smiled charmingly: "This is called Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich, it's not expensive, as long as it's ......"
"Don't name the price." Lin Bai hurriedly stopped: "I'm afraid that after hearing the price, I will be angry and insult you, and I will have to be locked up by black chains." ”
The female demon king smiled even more charmingly.
"Teach me something serious." Lin Bai took out the Demon King Codex: "I don't want any breast enhancement pills, I want magic that can really come in handy." ”
"Want to learn something serious? Then you have to learn the demon language first. ”
"Can't you just teach me 'Grass and mud horses on the Mahler Gobi' and 'I bought a watch last year' as you did before?"
"Can't!" The female demon king took a bite of Brunny, and a satisfied smile appeared on her face: "In the past, this king taught you a few magic casually, in order to raise your interest in magic, but when you really want to master the Demon King Codex, you must start learning from the Demon Language and lay a good foundation, so that you can know the magic on the entire code and apply it freely." ”
"Okay, just learn." Lin Bai admitted, it is rare to live at such an old age and want to learn something seriously, of course it will not work if you don't lay a good foundation, it is definitely not right to grasp a magic in the east and a magic in the west, and not to study systematically. However, he was not very confident in his ability to learn foreign languages, and he failed the English test in high school, and once wrote the English composition test as no_Three_no_Four, which almost made the English teacher angry.
Sitting down next to the female demon king, shoulder to shoulder, she took out a pen and paper, and began to write some letters and phonetics of the demon language, Lin Bai followed the identification of letters one letter at a time, and the scene suddenly became a little warm, the previous teacher had never tutored him alone like this, and the teacher had no good face for the poor students, how could he open a small stove for him alone like the female demon king? Lin Bai has lived so much, and for the first time, he knows that learning things will also have a happy feeling.
"Why are you laughing?" The female demon king snorted, "If you don't study hard, this king will tie you to the crater and make smoked sausages." ”
One sentence exposes the murderous nature, it is wrong to regard this woman as a good teacher, Lin Bai covered his face, can you not speak, do not speak, and quietly teach the demon language for a while, let me experience the feeling of being taken care of by a beautiful teacher?
The rest of the day passed quickly, Lin Bai memorized dozens of letters and a small number of words, and when he raised his head, it was already dusk, and his qualifications were reckless, the protagonists in other novels were unforgettable, and Lin Bai had to memorize a few words for a day, and he would have to forget more than half of them when he got up tomorrow, and he couldn't live this day.
Jiajia Beauty on the opposite side is not as lively as usual, the young lady in the store has run more than half, and the other half is also thinking about running away, they dare not place orders in the store anymore, for fear of floating the corpse Jiajiang with Jiajia.
It is inevitable to become the commander of the light pole, but Jiajia is not annoyed, without the Jinzhu Gang to collect protection money, she can support this store alone, but ...... It may be a bit hard in the future, because she has to deal with every guest. If a woman does too much of that kind of thing, her body will not be able to stand it.
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