399 strike, don't slap your face
The first updateββ
At six o'clock in the evening, the training camp of the "Demon King Team" ended, and the five guys got off work later than the average company, and the general company always got off work at five o'clock or half past five, but the female demon king, a frenzied capitalist, actually set the team's off-duty time at six o'clock, which shows how cruel this boss is to his employees.
Zhang Deyi stretched his waist and walked out of the training room, and said to Lin Bai with a smile: "Finally get off work, I'm going to do something good, do you want Xiaobai to come along?" β
"You...... Do good? "Lin Bai sweated profusely.
Zhang Deyi said triumphantly: "I'm the king of Haibian now!" Heroes who fight to help others. β
"......" Lin Bai almost forgot about it.
Zhang Deyi ran home at a fast speed, and after a while, he wore a green tight-fitting diving suit, covered his head and face, and walked out into the street like a fool, with two short sticks crossed diagonally behind his back, and the shape was as stupid as it could be.
Lin Bai walked up to him with a wry smile: "Hey, won't you scare the children when you go out like this?" β
"No, the kids like me so much." Zhang Deyi said triumphantly: "I plan to help a child tonight, his parents often work overtime and don't come home until late at night. He can only play alone in the community park, without friends, so pitiful, I have to go and play with him. β
Well, this can be regarded as a form of helping people, and it is not convenient for Lin Bai to spit out his grooves. The king of Haibian in the original book is this virtue, although he has no combat effectiveness at all, he likes to do good deeds. I often engage in community activities to help the elderly who are lonely and widowed. In fact, it is also full of cuteness.
Zhang Deyi rode a motorcycle he had just bought, laughed and ran out. Leaving a trail of motorcycle exhaust on the old street. Uncle Zhang jumped at the door of the house and shouted: "Pay attention to safety, don't ride fast." β
Lin Bai shook his head and returned home, and saw Jin Qiaoqiao holding a laptop, sitting on the stone by the hot spring pool to write a novel, just finished the training camp, she couldn't wait to start writing, this girl was also full of hard work, it turned out, when she was playing a game just now. She suddenly burst out with dexterity, thinking of many plots of "One God with Four Pits", and now she is taking advantage of the fact that she has not forgotten jì and recorded them all.
Lin Bai walked past her, and saw the Juniper Flower Demon sitting in a daze in the small garden.
"What's wrong? Why are you in a daze? β
"Uh...... Lord Xiaobai, you won't let me do anything, I've been so bored for the past few days. β
"This ...... It's for the sake of the baby in the womb. β
The juniper flower demon pouted pitifully, Lin Bai's eyes couldn't help but fall on her stomach, and the strange thing was that her stomach still didn't bulge. This makes so much sense, how many months have it been? Her stomach hasn't moved for half a year, is she pregnant? Could it be a fake pregnancy?
Lin Bai wanted to ask, "Are you fooling me?" but this sentence is a bit hurtful. Wouldn't it be very sad if someone was really pregnant with their own child, but was asked like this? He had no choice but to keep this question in his heart......
The Juniper Flower Demon can be really boring. The listless ones even look very sluggish even the even cypress flowers on the top of their heads. The uniform cypress flower, which blooms in all seasons, is now drooping its head. It looks like it's withering.
Lin Bai had no choice but to say softly: "If you're really bored, just listen to music or something, prenatal education, cough cough, prenatal education!" β
"Hmm!" After all, the flower demon girl is very obedient, Lin Bai asked her to listen to music, and she really listened to music.
From the front hall, the voice of Blood Phoenix IV came out: "It's time to eat, everyone come and ......"
Then the joyful voice of the female demon king sounded in the backyard again: "Eaten? Haha, this king happens to be hungry! β
Blood Phoenix No. 2 happened to be home from work, pushed open the door and came in with a smile: "As soon as I go home, it's just in time for dinner." β
The girls all put down the things in their hands, and they all gathered in the front hall to eat, plus the ancestors and grandchildren of Iron Man, a happy family, Lin Bai felt very happy, and he was really satisfied with his life like this, and when Qianqian married after graduation, the family would be even more lively.
As soon as dinner was over, the masked hero's mobile phone rang, Lin Bai picked up the phone, and the urgent voice of the flat-chested policewoman came from inside: "Honey, there is a fire alarm...... Location at xxx street xxx ......"
Lin Bai responded: "Thank you, I'll deal with it immediately." He hung up the phone and snorted coldly in his heart: If you want to harm Qianqian's villain, Lao Tzu will come to clean you up-
The fire is a house next to the Shuangqing Cultural Park, the years are a little old, the old tube building, as soon as it burns up, it is out of control, fortunately, the residents inside evacuated quickly, no casualties, but the economic loss is not small, many residents knelt downstairs and cried: "My house!" My TV ......"
The cry was very sad, but the original culprits of the fire did not care, and the supervillains of Black Spider, Doctor Octopus, Green Goblin, Sandman, and Electric Man stood in a small alleyway not far from the fire, watching coldly. They don't care about the lives and deaths of ordinary people, they only care if Spider-Man comes to put out the fire.
It turned out to disappoint them again, and Spider-Man didn't come.
Qianqian hasn't come out of the shadow of the last lizardman attack, and she doesn't want to come out for the time being, she is different from traditional superheroes, she is not strong, she is not brave, she is just a very ordinary and ordinary girl next door, she grew up under the protection of Lin Bai since she was a child, and she was attacked by an attack that made her a frightened bird, and she would not run out lightly to be bullied.
"Let's go, Spider-Man won't be coming." The Green Goblin spread his hands in disappointment: "Maybe we should rob the bank next time." β
"I don't think she'll come to rob a bank." The Black Spider snorted, "This Spider-Man in the human world seems to be very timid, and he doesn't like to do good things as much as we think. β
"It's boring!" Doctor Octopus leads the way through the alley, trying to leave.
At this moment, a figure suddenly appeared at the mouth of the alley, blocking the middle of the alley, due to the backlight, I couldn't see the appearance of the person who came, I could only see his black outline, he was wearing a tights, his figure looked a little vigorous, and said in a stern and serious voice: "You guys are arsonists, right?" β
The Green Goblin laughed, not paying any attention to the visitor, and he smiled in English: "Yo, I was actually caught, it's funny." β
"It's not fun at all." The person who came actually knew English and understood the Green Goblin's joke. He immediately replied in English: "How many good people you have harmed by burning down people's houses, I will do the right thing for heaven here today and bring you to justice." β
This person's English is actually very good, and it is very authentic American English. His fluent tone made the five supervillains flutter, and Doctor Octopus couldn't help but ask, "Who are you?" Is it the Justice League? From Marvel? β
"That's right! I'm a superhero from the Justice League - King Haibian! kick-assοΌ The man pulled out two short sticks from behind his back and held them in his hands: "I'm going to take you to the police station." β
It turned out that the person who came was Uncle Zhang's stupid son Zhang Deyi, he was just playing with the children in the Shuangqing Cultural Park next to him, because of his superhero dress, he was very popular with children, and he had a lot of fun with a large group of children, and suddenly found that the house next to him was on fire, and the children were so frightened that they ran home, Zhang Deyi ran over to see if he could help fight the fire or something, but he didn't expect to block five suspects in the alley.
Zhang Deyi was excited and a little scared at the same time, but he didn't flinch, waved the short sticks in both hands, shouted loudly, and rushed towards the five supervillains.
"Poof!" The Green Devil kicked Zhang Deyi in the face, kicking him backwards, flying four or five meters away, falling into the garbage heap at the end of the alleyway, splashed with dirt all over his body.
"Hey, King Haibian, the number one piece of waste in the Justice League." The Green Devil sneered: "You have no combat power, you are just an ordinary person, how dare you come to challenge us?" β
"Oops!" Zhang Deyi groaned twice in the garbage team, and then stubbornly got up again, although Uncle Zhang's stupid son is stupid to death, but there is one thing, he is a child who grew up in the old street! Lao Cai people are born with copper peas that can't be beaten to death, stepped on, and grinded...... is already at the bottom of society, so it is impossible to be stepped on even lower...... I'm a dick, so I'm going to be stronger than Gao Fushuai.
"Meow, you look amazing!" Zhang Deyi said to himself: "It seems that you can't win." β
"Poof!" The black spider jumped over and kicked Zhang Deyi's waist, he was kicked out again, his back hit the wall of the alley, the dust fell, Zhang Deyi slid down against the wall, and then lay on the ground softly, and screamed a few times: "It hurts to death...... No, I've got to flash ......."
"Want to run? It's not that easy. Doctor Octopus walked over, the mechanical arm on his back went around to the front, grabbed Zhang Deyi's shoulder, lifted him up and lifted him into the air, hehe laughed and scolded: "What I hate the most is self-righteous heroes, since Spider-Man didn't come, I'll clean up the king of Haibian too." β
"Ahem!" Zhang Deyi was already blue and swollen, the Green Goblin's kick just now was really artistic, and a boss's footprints were kicked out of his face, Heng Ge looked very good on his face, and said urgently: "Don't fight!" I'm just passing by to make soy sauce, so let's talk and discuss...... Well, if you have to hit me, don't slap my face again, my face can't be seen anymore, and I really can't find my wife if I hit me again. β
"I'm hitting you in the face!" A mechanical arm waved violently and jerked towards Zhang Deyi's face, if he hit this time, I was afraid that Zhang Deyi would die, let alone find a wife, not to mention finding a mother.
At this moment, a figure suddenly rushed down from mid-air, grabbed Zhang Deyi's collar, and pulled him into the air, avoiding Doctor Octopus's attack. (To be continued......)
ps: Thanks to my brother who is still in Germany for rewarding 588, waving a sword and breaking love for rewarding 200, Song of Rage, Only Fate, Dancing Desire Uruguay, and Kaopan in the field for rewarding 100