The third ninety-eight attack, the glasses boss is black
The second update——
On this day, the wind and the sun are beautiful, and the sky is clear, which is the best time of spring......
After a "hellish" special training, the Demon King team finally came out of the mountain. Under the leadership of the female demon king, a group of neurotics slaughtered the Internet café in Haitang Mingyue Hot Spring Village.
Of course, when Lin Bai first heard about this, he refused. You can't let him go, he'll go right away. First, he wants to see the situation, because he doesn't want to be added to the story after losing, duang's is very miserable and embarrassing, so that the audience will definitely scold him when he comes out, and it is impossible to lose so exaggeratedly to prove that the story is fake.
Later, Lin Bai didn't want to go, because the female demon king reached out and grabbed his arm, and then he was frozen inexplicably, the whole person couldn't move, couldn't speak, and was pulled by the female demon king to the Internet café.
Haitang Mingyue Internet Cafe is a medium-sized Internet café, just a hundred computers, the decoration style is average, it is located near the entrance of Haitang Mingyue Hot Spring Village, which belongs to a part of the ecological environment of the entire hot spring business district. Therefore, the owner of the Internet café also has some friendship with the residents on the old street, which belongs to the relationship of looking down and not looking up.
The boss is a man with glasses, and his favorite in his life is ▼ ↗ "Dog and Bear League", of course, his level is not proportional to his hobby, a rookie, but he has four good friends, and often comes to the Internet café to open five people with him, and those four people play well, and the five of them often call themselves "four gods with a pit".
Looking at the female demon king's side, except for the female demon king's gold level, which can be slightly taken out to meet people, the other four are all god pits. So the five of them called themselves "one god with four pits".
This is a duel between "four gods with one pit" and "one god with four pits"!
The entire Internet café was in an uproar, and many people who were playing other games gathered around. Get ready to watch this war of the century, ahem. If it can be regarded as the war of the century.
In the midst of the "public attention", the owner of the Internet café helped his glasses and walked in front of the female demon king, and the "fierce" gaze behind the glasses swept over Jin Qiaoqiao, who seemed to be weak and weak, Zhang Degai, who was brainless at first glance, and a pair of foolish lovers. couldn't help but look up to the sky and laughed, and hummed: "You don't look at your own style, if you want to challenge our 'Begonia Mingyue Hot Spring Village Invincible Five Black', it's just beyond your strength, today you are dead." ”
The female demon king didn't quarrel with him, pointed at Lin Bai and said, "You roared at the wrong person." This person is the leader of our team. ”
Brushing and brushing, countless eyes locked on Lin Bai.
Lin Bai fell into the crotch of his pants with yellow mud now, not but, so he had to stand up and say: "Boss glasses, you lost today, we are a professional team, just ask if you are afraid." ”
The four words of the professional team really frightened the boss of the glasses, and shouted: "Professional team? ”
"That's right!" Lin Bai could only pretend to the end, and hummed: "I'll introduce you." Jin Qiaoqiao said: "This is the auxiliary player of this team." Professional-level, never steals heads, with a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan. ”
The glasses boss trembled with fright, Nima. A professional player with a monthly salary of tens of thousands of dollars is too cruel, why do you want a professional team like you to bully a five-person black guy in an Internet café like us?
Lin Bai launched Zhang Deyi again: "My team is a single player. Returnees returning from the United States. ”
I rub! It's just a matter of dealing with five people in an Internet café, and you actually invite international foreign aid? The glasses boss almost foamed at the mouth.
Lin Bai finally launched the second-generation Aunt Qin and the little fat man of the entertainment committee: "They are a couple." One jungler, one ADC. are all extremely ferocious super-first-class players, the sister of the Qin family, you came to sue the boss of sù glasses, what heroes have you used to fight the wild. ”
The second-generation Aunt Qin stood up, but the size of the aunt level has the age of a high school student, and her appearance directly scared the glasses boss half to death, and said triumphantly: "I have used the wind girl to fight the jungle, and Soraka, oh, by the way, I am also very good at using Jinx to fight the jungle, and there are also Merlin gunners, card masters, evil little law ......"
Lin Bai stretched his face in front of the boss of glasses, and snorted: "For a real master, there is no sword in his hand, there is a sword in his heart, picking leaves and flying flowers, all can hurt people, our team's junglers have reached the realm where any hero can fight the jungle, just ask if you are afraid." ”
The glasses boss wiped a cold sweat: "You...... You guys...... You are so powerful, why did you come to black the war letter to the five people in our Internet café? Right now...... Can I cancel the contest now? ”
Lin Bai is overjoyed, it's good to cancel the game. But before he could speak, the female demon king rushed forward and said, "Cancel? Don't be stupid, since you have already received the king's war letter and agreed on the time, now you regret it, are you still a man? ”
Lin Bai wanted to cry without tears, and the glasses boss also wanted to cry without tears, and said timidly: "That...... In a while, you must be merciful and save some face for us. ”
The female demon king patted him generously on the shoulder: "No problem! ”
No problem, ghost, now you should kneel down and beg each other to save face for you! Lin Bai was crazy, he suddenly thought of something, dragged the female demon king to the side, and asked in a low voice: "Hey, ghost woman, do you really want to fight?" ”
"Of course you have to fight!"
"You're not afraid that you won't be able to find the north?"
"Why should we lose? The king felt that it was easy to win. ”
"It's weird!" Lin Bai said in a low voice: "Hey, you don't want to use magic to cheat, do you?" Let me first state that competitive games are a type of sport, and there must be sportsmanship, and cheating with magic is absolutely prohibited. If you dare to cheat with magic to win your opponent, go home and my boss will whip you up. ”
"Cut, this king is so powerful, why do you need to cheat?" The female demon king said triumphantly: "This king's tricky demon queen guarantees to beat an enemy...... Kerry's whole game is a matter of minutes! Let you see what it means to have one god with four pits. ”
Lin Bai covered his face.
And so, the showdown begins!
Five people sat in a row, and the momentum was extraordinary. The five people on the other side also sat in a row, and their momentum was far behind, facing the professional team, they were extremely unconfident, and everyone had a black face. At the last moment before the start of the game, the glasses boss also posted a Weibo: "Brothers, I am about to be generous, after I die, you must not miss me." ”
Open the room, enter the selection screen, and it is the other party's turn to prohibit the selection. The glasses boss glanced at the female demon king's appearance, her cosplay of the tricky demon queen was too eye-catching, and the glasses boss slipped his hand and banned the tricky demon minister.
"I'll rub!" The female demon king jumped out directly from behind the computer.,It's over.,There's no hero available.,The female demon king rolled all over the ground with her head in her arms.,In the end,She reluctantly chose a fan mother.,Apocalypse Karma.,The reason is very simple.,This hero looks more similar to the appearance of the tricky witch.,Maybe the gameplay is similar.。
It's almost weird!
One god with four pits instantly turned into five people, all of whom were pits.
Twenty minutes later......
Lin Bai half-hugged and half-dragged the crying female demon king out of the Internet café, followed by four dejected fools.
"Uh......h Woo...... This king's team lost its maiden battle, and it was still twenty shots! It's a shame to lose. The female demon king snorted and said with tears: "They cheat, they are too unreasonable." Actually banning the trickery and witch queen is simply mad, losing all conscience, and too unsportsmanlike. ”
"Don't complain there, it's obvious that your own hero pool is too shallow, and you won't know anything except the tricky witch." Lin Bai spread his hands and said, "Anyway, let's train a few more heroes." ”
Lin Bai complained about her, and at the same time sighed at the change of the female demon king, before the change, she would definitely say, "This king is going to kill their whole family", but this time she didn't think about it in that direction, she has learned to deal with problems in other ways, such as: crying nose and coquettishness!
The lethality of this move is actually not low, while the female demon king walked out of the Internet café crying, the onlookers cast infinite contempt at the glasses boss and his group: "You five are very powerful, aren't you?" What kind of ability is bullying a girl? Ya, wait for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will call the four brothers, so that you can meet the five strongest people in Jiangbei! ”
"And Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is also going to compete with you, the strongest five people on the South Shore are here!"
"Shuangqing University school bully five people black expressed dissatisfaction!"
"The five people of Shuangqing Academy of Fine Arts are fighting with you!"
There are tourists from all districts of Shuangqing in the Internet café of the hot spring village, and there are many masters among these tourists, although they did not bring their own teams with them, but the next battle is inevitable. All of a sudden, the five black people of the glasses boss became the finger of Qianfu, and the letter of engagement was received.
In the next few days, the five black glasses bosses were abused a hundred times by the masters who came from all over the world.
"I mean, it's almost time for you to change four players, right? Otherwise, let alone rushing out of Asia to the world, you won't even be able to rush out of the hot spring village. Lin Bai gently patted the female demon king with his hand, her vest was still lying down with sobbing, she looked really pitiful, but Lin Bai knew that this guy was probably pretending to cry.
Sure enough, the female demon king had just returned home, and her face immediately changed, and she couldn't see her sad face at all, and snorted: "This is impossible!" The players of this king are the best, and they will never be changed. ”
"Then you will aim for the five black glasses boss and fight forever!"
The female demon king slapped on the table with a "snap", turned around and yelled at Jin Qiaoqiao, Zhang Deyi, the second-generation Aunt Qin, and the little fat man of the entertainment committee: "From tomorrow, you are not allowed to chat with melon seeds during the training period, you must train me wholeheartedly, in addition, an hour is set aside from the training time every day to watch the master's tactical video, hum!" We need to make a makeover, we want to make a comeback. In addition to the trickery and enchantment, this king also has to train a few new heroes to come out, and a month later, he will challenge the glasses boss five people again, and Xu Sheng will not be defeated. ”
Lin Bai covered his face, Nima, do you want to come? (To be continued......)