Chapter Twenty-Eight: Many Doors, Many Pairs
After a while, a subordinate came out with pen and ink.
The uncle said, "Girl, please." From this door on, if the girl can go out of all the doors, she will be able to see my master. At that time, even if the girl didn't want to stay, my lord would ask you to stay. β
Qian Qiu stepped forward and asked, "Excuse me, do you mean that Feng'er must be alone?" β
Uncle nodded. "Yes, this is my lord's request. Ladies and gentlemen, Shi went to the hall to wait for you first, and said goodbye. With that, he left.
I moistened the brush and looked up at the left side of the big red door, which was a newly written couplet: peaks and mountains are immortal, left and right, everywhere is mountainous. What a philosophical union, life is full of mountains.
"Brother Xiu, this door is too high, I can't reach it." I'm suggesting that he come over and hold me a little higher.
"Don't worry about the wind, I'll lift you up." Han Xiu stepped forward as he spoke, shook Feng'er's waist with both hands, and lifted her high with a lift.
I gave my head a look, and I was really puzzled. Lift it, lift it, hurry up and finish the pair, go in and change this wet suit, so I wrote: Only I am content, southwest and northeast, all directions.
Since Feng'er left Yunyin Temple, Qian Qiu had asked the presiding officer about the couplets she had made, and knew that she had some knowledge. But at this time, seeing that she wrote the following couplet almost without thinking, she was secretly surprised and admired. This couplet can be read not only as: I am content. Embodying contentment and happiness, it can be read as: only I know, sufficient. Understand that only you know a lot of things, enough.
Han Xiu saw Feng'er coming out of the couplet, so he carried her into the door, walked about five meters, and lifted her up again at the second gate.
The upper link is: Tian Shen Jiayu, the Quartet swallows and looks at the head and tail.
When I lifted the pen and wanted to dip it in ink to write a couplet, I remembered that the ink tray was still outside. I said, "Brother Qiu, please help me bring in the ink plate." β
Qian Lie was quite positive this time. "I'll go." As he spoke, he went out to get the ink tray.
"No, dip." Qian Lie handed over the ink plate and looked very personable.
I smiled and said, "Thank you for the wind." "Finally avenged the revenge of being ridiculed by him in the afternoon. The marshal is easy to cause misunderstanding, and the marshal will not.
The corners of Qian Lie's mouth twitched, and he really wanted to put the ink disc on her face, making her a complete black ink face. "Write it right, all-rounder. It can't be right, right? β
I raised an eyebrow. "Heh, I can't get it?" With a wave of the brush, the line of writing says: Gongtu Ganshi, three horizontal and straight to recognize the short and long.
Qian Lie pursed his lips, what is there to be proud of, isn't it just a radical to make? However, Qian Lie still admired her good calligraphy. This ugly girl, the words are much better than the face.
Continue on to the third gate. Shanglian: stars in the sky, salaries in the ground, people in the center, and different meanings.
Small meaning, I waved a big pen, cursive writing: geese in the clouds, swallows in front of the eaves, eagles on the edge of the fence, the same kind of things.
Qian Qiu saw Feng'er's extraordinary calligraphy attainments, and secretly admired in his heart, thirteen words, written in one stroke, magnificent, dragon flying and phoenix dancing. It seems that the title of the second brother "Book King" is about to change hands.
Further on, you reach the fourth gate. Uplink: Uplink: See and see and see God. This pair of polyphonic characters should be read as seeing the present, seeing the present, seeing the present. So I dipped in ink and wrote: Pilgrimage to the pilgrimage. The pronunciation is: early morning morning early pilgrimage.
It's all over the four gates, so it's over.
"Brother Xiu, let me down." I saw that there was a small garden in front of me, and I didn't see a door, so I whispered.
"Yes. The wind is so strong. Han Xiu praised.
Being praised by Brother Xiu is the most proud and happiest thing for me, I am shining, and I say meaningfully: "Xiu, Feng'er has more powerful skills." After speaking, he licked his lips with a fragrant tongue.
Han Xiu's face suddenly flushed with shame, and he lowered his head and laughed lightly.
Qian Lie really can't look at this superb woman. "I kind of understand, this all-round talent originally refers to the all-round color talent."
I choked on my saliva when I heard it. "Ahem, ahem. There's nothing wrong with understanding it this way, and it's true that color talent is a good part of all my talents. But it's a bit of a generalization. β
Qian Lie really wanted to hit the wall, why was this woman's face so thick, more indestructible than the fortress of the Great Wall.
I thought that the four gates had passed, but after passing the small garden of Shifu, I saw another door.
Shanglian: Ten thoughts, thinking about the country, thinking about the monarch, thinking about the society. I'm dizzy, it's really a lot of pairs!!
I smiled and said to Han Xiu, "Brother Xiu, do you think this joint is good, right?" β
This is a split couplet, but the last half of the sentence is not right, so Han Xiu said: "I think this couplet is difficult." β
Han Xiu turned around and looked at Qian Qiu and Qian Lie, and the two of them nodded in agreement.
I said to Brother Xiu with a smile. "It's not difficult at all." Then he looked at him and said, "Eight eyes are still rewarded, and the flowers and the moon are appreciated." β
Qian Qiu smiled when he heard this, this wind is really a generation. However, when she looked closely, she wrote: Thank you for your inch, thank God for the king. I was suddenly shocked in my heart, it was so difficult to connect, and I immediately faced two completely different lower links. At this time, he can be sure that Feng'er is indeed rich and rich, and he is only eight buckets high. He even had some faith that she was really an all-rounder.
Qian Lie was also thinking about the next link, and just when he was still thinking about it, Qian Qiu patted him on the shoulder. "Eighth brother, don't think about it. Feng'er has already made two lower links. With that, he pointed to the door.
Qian Lie looked at it and hung his head in frustration. Soon, however, he raised his head again and clenched his fists. This time it was just her luck, and next time he would definitely go to the underground cellar!!
After walking through the door, I finally saw the hall of this stone mansion after walking about twenty meters. The uncle who opened the door for us was standing behind a white-bearded old man in gray and smiling at us.
The white-bearded old man sat in the hall with a wooden cane in his hand, the hall was spacious and bright, and the layout was simple but not simple. There is a picture of a peony hanging on the front wall. In front of the picture is a mahogany table with a mahogany chair on each side of the table. There are several mahogany chairs on the left and right sides of the hall.
The white-bearded old man sat in the center of the hall.
As I was about to enter the hall, the old man said, "Girl, stay and go." The girl still has the last couplet missing. β
What, what? There is also a couplet. Are you annoyed? I said, old man, even if you have nothing to do every day, you don't have to think about so many bullshit couplets to trap the brain cells of visitors, right? Tossing like this, aren't you tired?
I gritted my teeth and pulled out my right foot that had entered the hall and looked at both sides of the door. Hey, there's no couplet. What's going on? I don't remember missing a gate on the way. I wondered.
Master Shi smiled: "Girl, don't look at it, this couplet is not on the door, it is in my heart." β
I didn't write it. "May I ask grandpa, what is this couplet in your heart?"
Master Shi didn't answer, but chatted and said, "Old Shi Dahai, may I ask the girl's name and age." β
No way!! It's not that you don't give money to borrow a night, it's right, it's a check account. I am neither like a bandit, nor a robber, nor a spy of the country, can I use such effort? "My name is Qin Suifeng, and I am 15 years old this year."
Old Man Shi stroked his beard with a smile and asked, "Old Man heard that the housekeeper said that you and your husband came to spend the night, Miss Qin is really a blessing, and your husband is a talent." β
I love to hear this sentence, my family Xiuxiu and every day are indeed the best in handsome. I whispered to myself. Hey, no, my family isn't here every day, okay? It seemed that the old man had misunderstood, so I hurriedly turned around and took Brother Xiu's hand and said, "Grandpa, this beautiful man is my husband." The two of them were friends we met on the road. β
Master Shi's eyes lit up when he heard this. "Oh, so the girl has only one husband?"
I smiled sweetly. "Hee-hee, grandpa, I have two husbands, but the other one is not here." When I think of my family every day, countless beautiful bubbles pop up in my heart.
Qian Lie looked at the look on the perverted woman's face, and the corners of his mouth twitched. This woman is really superb, whenever and wherever she mentions her husband, she looks like she is hungry and drooling. It seems that at any moment he is fantasizing about how to strip them naked, take off their pants, and eat them.
Qian Qiu looked at Han Xiu's blushing face and heartfelt smile, and there was a faint envy in his heart. It can be seen that they are genuinely in love with each other. He envied the dazzling glint in his eyes when he looked at her, and he envied the obsession with which she looked at him.
Master Shi nodded and said, "This last couplet is: smoke lock pond willow." β
At first glance, I heard that this five-character couplet is nothing special, and even a little simple, but if you think about it carefully, you will find that this is a super difficult couplet with the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth as the side. The simple five characters are not only out of the side, but also the artistic conception, a cigarette word and lock word make people feel dreamy poetry.
Qian Lie frowned, this coupling is so difficult, can the perverted girl be right? He glanced at the eldest brother who frowned slightly and Han Xiu who looked embarrassed, and secretly worried about the perverted girl.
I looked at Han Xiu worried about me, my heart was sweet, and I gently shook his hand. "Xiu, this joint is so difficult, I need you to give me a little encouragement to get it right." After speaking, I pursed the fish's mouth, closed my eyes and waited for him to give me a fragrant kiss. How can you miss this wonderful opportunity to blackmail beautiful men's fragrant kisses.
Master Shi didn't expect this little girl to be so arrogant, and he was so surprised that he leaned forward obviously.
When is it, this lustful woman still wants to eat tofu. Qian Lie really wanted to split out a Thunder God Palm to make her sober and sober.
Han Xiu looked at Feng Er, who gave him a problem, and his heart was anxious and ashamed. Seeing her pout, she quickly lowered her head and touched it lightly. Hey, if only there was a hole in the ground for him to brick.
Yay, blackmail success! Brother Xiu's active kiss is not easy, not easy. "Paozhen Haicheng Tower." I smiled at the old man.
The old man and the uncle behind him suddenly widened their eyes.
After a long time, the old man turned his head and looked at the uncle, and after exchanging information for a long enough time, he suddenly burst out laughing.
I watched the interaction between the two of them in a daze, why did I think this old man was smiling so treacherously? It looks like Cao Cao with a flowery face in Peking Opera.
The old man smiled and said, "Come on, immediately invite Miss Qin, her husband, and her two friends to the wing." Then he turned to the uncle and said, "Tell your men to lead their horses to the stable." β
PhewβI finally breathed a sigh of relief. Oh yes, I finally don't have to sleep on the streets today. I raised an eyebrow at Brother Xiu, meaning, I'm amazing, right? Brother Xiu gave me a thumbs up.
Although Qian Lie was angry with the lustful woman's sexuality, he also had to admire her talent.
Qian Qiu looked at Feng'er and Han Xiu's tightly clasped ten fingers, and smiled faintly, smiling a little lonely, a little lonely.!
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