Chapter Twenty-Nine: The All-Rounder
After Brother Xiu and I followed the servant into the wing, we quickly changed out of our wet clothes. Brother Xiu also thoughtfully took out a cotton handkerchief to help me dry my hair. After a day's journey, he was a little tired, and he was about to squint on the bed, when the servant brought in eight large plates of pastries, a large plate of beef patties, and a pot of hot tea. Then, another person came in and put three large plates of melon seeds, peanuts, and broad beans. I was going to try a random piece of pastry and continue my little sleep plan, when suddenly another person came in and brought a large plate of grapes, a plate of watermelon, and a large bunch of bananas.
Looking at these tempting fruits, I was completely tired, and without saying a word, I sat down at the table and ate them.
I took a bunch of grapes first, and the sea took a bite, which was good! Drunk and sweet. Nibble on a small piece of watermelon, it's very good, it's sweet and sweet. Look at the bunch of bananas again, even the day, this banana is not ordinarily big. I guess three would fill my stomach.
Han Xiu watched Feng'er eat what was in his hand, looked at what was on the plate, and chuckled. Following the gaze of the wind, he broke off the largest and longest one with a smile and peeled off the skin.
Brother Xiu really knows how to choose, and he picked the biggest one away at once. I watched as the banana was slowly peeled in his hand, and I felt a little oxygenated.
"Brother Xiu, you're growing up." As I spoke, I picked a barely second-ranked one and peeled it off.
"Hehe, Feng'er, you just have to put your mouth over, if you want it so much, I'll give it to you." Han Xiu chuckled and handed him the banana.
"Well, I'm going to fix it in my mouth." As I spoke, I tilted my head and opened my mouth to wait for him.
Han Xiu saw that Feng'er was coquettish, it was really cute, shook his head, and fed the banana into her mouth. However, after feeding it for a long time, she still looked at the back half greedily, reluctant to bite into that bite. "Feng'er, don't be greedy, it's been put in for a long time......"
"Hmm...... Hmm......" I shook my head and motioned for him to put in a little more, and I could swallow it. Because, I want to give him a banana swallowing show.
Qian Lie was outside the room, vomiting when he heard it. I can't see that Han Xiu is actually a hypocrite, a real pervert. It wasn't dark yet, and they started doing that, and they were still using their mouths!!
Qian Lie sent them to the underground wine cellar, and he didn't know where the anger came from, and the reaction of his feet was faster than his brain. "Bang!" kicked the door open. "It's not dark yet, why are you two in a hurry? And so loud! β
Why is this person so rude, he doesn't knock on the door when he enters someone's room, and he teaches people a lesson inexplicably. I took the banana from Brother Xiu's hand in resentment.
"I said Tianshuai, what's in your way when we eat a banana in our room? If you see that the treatment in our room is better than yours, you can just say it, and I'll give you this whole bunch of it. Do you need to kick in like a bandit like this? β
With that, I put the banana upside down and continued my banana swallowing performance with my head up.
Qian Lie's jaw fell to the ground, this, what's going on?? Is it that the lust of women makes him misunderstood, or is his own thinking obscene and invincible?? This, now people despise themselves to the underground cellar.
Qian Qiu turned around and came back when he heard Feng'er's reprimand, and hurriedly went into the door to take a look. This look surprised him a lot, Feng'er actually swallowed a 15-centimeter-long banana. The wonderful Cheng dΓΉ is comparable to the knife swallowing performance on the street, it is really - amazing!
"I didn't expect Feng'er to have such a unique skill." Qian Qiu admired.
I looked at Brother Xiu and said with a smile. "It's just a pre-marital exercise, it's just a small matter."
Qian Lie's heart, which had just been blaming himself for a while, suddenly wailed with great grievance. This color of women is so good, I'm afraid that it is the top brand of Fengyue Tower in the capital - Xiangxiang girl, she is ashamed of herself.
Qian Qiu looked at Han Xiu's face as red as frost leaves, and then looked at the bad appearance of the wind and light, and laughed out loud.
Although his three concubines are all stunning in the world, with a charming posture and the appearance of a sinking fish and a goose, he has never seen such a simple obsession in their eyes. Being able to have Feng'er, Han Xiu is happy. It would be nice if there was a girl like Feng'er in this world who was so pure infatuated with him.
"Yo, it's all four." Master Shi instructed his subordinates to prepare wine and food, and he personally came to invite them.
As soon as I saw that Old Man Shi and Uncle Shi were coming, I hurriedly played obedient cards and stepped forward and said, "Grandpa, uncle." You're coming. We're eating fruit and chatting about it. These fruits are so delicious, thank you grandpa. β
Shi Dahai looked at the wind with a smile, his eyes flashing. This girl is really good at pretending, and he can hear all those words just around the corner. "Hehe, if you like it, if you like it, if you like it. Ladies and gentlemen, the old man has prepared a table of wine and food in the front hall for you to receive the wind and wash the dust, and please come with me to the table. β
What, and the banquet? That's all for us on the table? I looked at Old Man Shi and Uncle Shi in a daze. It seems that this old man is still a good person, except for acting a little weirdly.
"Since the old man is so gracious, the younger generations are better to obey their fate. Please! I took Brother Xiu's hand and waved to Brother Qiu and Tianshuai.
When I got to the front hall, I saw that there was a table full of tables. Roasted whole duck, roast goose, braised lion's head, sweet and sour pork ribs, loach brick tofu, stewed pig's trotters...... Meat and vegetables together have at least 15 dishes.
Old man Shi is simply a wine vat, from the moment he entered the table, he kept toasting us, we drank one and he drank three glasses. The occasional glimpse of the treacherous smile on his face makes my heart furious. We don't like to be living in some kind of black shop or robber's den. Thinking of this, I didn't dare to be greedy, and I didn't even eat very few meals.
After drinking the flask seven times, the old man began to talk about the Bizetje Festival. I was so disinterested that I dozed off. If it weren't for waiting for Brother Xiu, I would have gone to rest a long time ago.
When the old man saw that there were three faithful listeners besides me, he became more and more excited, and louder and louder, and his eyebrows fluttered, and his spit flew and the sky fell. He reminisced about the past for a while, and talked about the present for a while, living like a brick family and a beast.
I talked for a long time about nothing more than two points. The first project of the competition. It can be divided into three categories: literary ratio: poetry and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and the art of war. Wubi: martial arts archery, strength and speed. There are many miscellaneous, covering social encyclopedias.
Second, the benefits of Bizet. Not only can you get rich bonuses and admiration of the opposite sex, but you can also get exemption qualifications in related categories, and you can be directly recommended to work for the imperial court and get an official position.
Han Xian listened with great interest, and suddenly heard an inopportune bump. Turning her head to see Feng'er dozing off, she accidentally knocked her head to the corner of the table, and hurriedly reached out to help her up. "Feng'er, I'll send you to rest."
I half-squinted and said, "Is class over?" β
Han Xiu smiled after hearing this, Feng'er must have dreamed about going to school. "Nope."
I replied in a daze. "Stupid Xiu, I didn't make any noise after class, I'm afraid the professor won't see me sleeping."
Qian Qiu and Qian Lie couldn't help but laugh when they heard it. Shi Dahai looked at this ugly girl with no ambitions, and his beard shook with anger, because he still valued her so much! If it weren't for her, he wouldn't have bothered to talk to these three.
I rubbed my eyes a few times in annoyance to take a closer look. Thanks to the old man, I dreamed of the college class again. I smiled sheepishly. "Hehe, I'm a little tired, I'm sorry everyone."
Qian Qiu was very surprised, according to Feng'er's talent, how could he not have the slightest interest in comparing Caijie. "Feng'er, aren't you here to participate in the Bizet Festival?"
I nodded. "Well, Xiu and I are just passing through here." After speaking, I suddenly thought that Brother Xiu seemed to be quite interested in this Bicai Festival and said, "Xiu, do you want to participate?" β
Han Xiu nodded shyly. "Yes."
Since I want to participate in the meditation, I don't have any reason not to be interested. I immediately asked energetically, "What is the comparison of cultivation?" β
Han Xiu was very moved when he saw that Feng'er heard that he wanted to participate, and his hunched back suddenly straightened. "I guess it's better than alchemy."
"Alchemy? Why? Do you want to gain admirers or do you want to make a fortune? I asked, puzzled.
It seems that no matter how you answer this, it is not good.
Han Xiu thought for a moment and said, "I want to enter the smelting department of the imperial court and use what I have learned to serve the country." β
I was visibly relieved and looked at Brother Xiu with a radiant expression. "Cultivate your ambition, and I will keep up with you."
Qian Lie's sour belly, you have always been on par with him.
Han Xiu was a little surprised. "Feng'er, do you know what the Smelting Division does?"
I shrugged. "Isn't it dealing with heavy metals, light metals, precious metals, radioactive metals, rare metals and the like
Is it? β
Qian Qiu's eyes were deep, and he looked at Feng'er thoughtfully.
Han Xiu was surprised and delighted and asked, "It's the first time I've heard Feng'er's statement, can you be more careful?" β
Brother Xiu is invited, can I not know if there are no words, no words, no details?
I used my eyes to slam Brother Xiu's color, and the other three people of the color coughed and protested before they said: "Heavy metals generally refer to copper, zinc, nickel, mercury, tin, and lead. Light metals generally refer to: aluminum, magnesium, lithium, sodium, potassium. Precious metals generally refer to: gold, silver, platinum, osmium, iridium, radioactive metals generally refer to: radium, uranium, thorium, polonium, rare metals generally refer to niobium, tantalum, zirconium, lutetium, gold, radium, hafnium, uranium. β
Han Xiu and Qian Qiu were shocked when they heard this, Feng'er said a lot, they could only understand gold, silver, copper, iron, tin and others that were unheard of and unseen.
Seeing the expressions of the two, I suddenly realized that I had made the historical mistake of Yan zhΓ²ng. This modern knowledge, they will never know. So he hurriedly laughed twice: "Hehe, I'm just talking nonsense, you really believe it." There's none of that, isn't it? β
Han Xiu looked at the unnatural wind, thinking that she had said that she had read many books, and she said it so carefully, it must not be unfounded, the future is long, and it is not too late to ask later.
Qian Qiu obviously didn't believe what Feng'er said, but he was smart enough not to ask again.
Qian Lie raised his eyebrows: "What else are you going to do besides talking nonsense?" β
I whispered back. "Lustful."
Qian Lie's body leaned forward obviously, and the face of this beautiful woman was simply an iron wall, which really made him sigh to himself.
Old man Shi's eyes flashed, a good boy said a hundred words to me, and he actually made the girl interested so quickly.
"Miss Qin is also going to participate in the alchemy competition with your husband?"
I nodded. "yes."
Qian Qiu said: "I think it is more advantageous for Feng'er to participate in Wenbi. β
Han Xiu also nodded in agreement. "Feng'er, you don't have to think about me, Brother Qian is right, you should still participate in Wenbi."
I smiled and shook his hand. "What I called, repair. I know almost anything except martial arts. Have you forgotten that your wife and master I are an all-rounder, or do you not believe it? β
Han Xiu was stunned. "Feng'er, can you really do anything?"
I raised an eyebrow and snapped my fingers. "That's a fire in the crotch of your pants."
Qian Lie thought of the banana, his face was full of black lines, and the corners of his mouth twitched. "Why do you pull everything into your crotch?"
Shi Dahai just brought the wine glass to his mouth, and when he heard this, he hurriedly put the glass down. It's so dangerous, if you drink it, you have to choke.
Qian Qiu asked puzzledly, "What does Feng'er mean?" β
I covered my mouth and snickered twice. "Of course."
Hahaha......
Shi Dahai and Qian Qiu laughed.
Qian Lie looked embarrassed, and hung his head to his chest in resignation, forehead, he wanted to be crooked again, it seems that his thoughts are indeed more obscene.
Shi Dahai smiled and said, "If the girl is really an all-rounder, she can participate in more than one person at the same time." In the three hundred years since the founding of the Holy Heaven, this festival has been held 99 times in a row, and there has never been an all-rounder. If the girl can win the top 10 in all events except martial arts, the girl is a miracle of the Holy Heaven. β
All-round talent - this is something that no one dares to think of, so it goes without saying to do it.
"I don't lack milk powder money for my future children, I don't lack pension money decades later, and I don't want to make a lot of officials to exhaust myself, why should I do so much." I whispered.
Although Feng'er said it very quietly, Shi Dahai still heard it, so angry that he almost turned his back on it, she didn't dare to be interested in what he said. Shi Dahai hurriedly turned his attention to Han Xiu for help, hoping that he would persuade her with a beautiful man's plan.
Han Xiu looked at the explicit and implicit expressions and hints of the three of them, and said ruthlessly: "Feng'er, if you can participate in multiple competitions, I will ...... me."
I looked at Brother Xiu's spitting appearance, blushing as if he had dotted Zhu Dan, and laughed: "Xiu, how about you?" I don't mind thinking about it if the rewards are great. "Actually, at this moment, I have already made up my mind to participate in the competition, but I am just taking some benefits and blackmailing the beauty.
Han Xiu looked up at the three people on the table, all nodded to him, and whispered, "I'll kiss Feng'er once a day." β
Oh yes, a kiss every day, it's not simple, it's not simple. "Only once?" I feel sorry for myself.
Han Xiu saw that the three were more than three, some were more than five, and there were more than ten, so he buried his head and said, "That, that, then three times." β
Three times is good, just like three meals. "Well, since the conditions are so good, I'll let it go."
I stood up and picked up my glass and said, "Everyone, whether it is a casual and chic wind or a wind that flows everywhere, it will set off a wind of erudition in five days!" As long as the competition is fair, Suifeng will definitely win the top three in all the participating events!! Dry for the air of erudition!!! βοΌ
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