The second update -

On the way home, the elf queen and the princess each carried a large bag of biscuits, this shape really affected their fairy-like temperament, what a good elf girl, pointed ears, pointed chin, snow-white face, flowing gauze skirt, but ...... He meows with a large bag of biscuits in each of his left and right hands, and he can't see it.

If it was a human girl, Lin Bai would definitely have to help carry it, but the elf mother and daughter did not have such a habit, they didn't think about bothering Lin Bai with a finger, and they walked very briskly with the biscuits.

"The people of this world are good people." The Elven Queen was very satisfied with the attitude of the female cashier just now: "I feel that humans are a kind and gentle race. ”

Lin Bai said with a smile: "That's not necessarily, there are hundreds of people, all kinds of people, what you see is just an iceberg." When you really look at the greedy and stupid side of human beings, you will definitely faint with anger. Look at it, this flat girl next to her definitely doesn't meet the aesthetics of your elf clan. ”

Lin Bai said this very loudly, anyway, Miss Ping couldn't understand the demon language, and she didn't know it if she smeared her in front of her.

The elf queen looked at Miss Ping seriously a few times and said with a smile: "She is a good person. ”

"I'm dizzy, you just look at it like this?"

"Yes, her righteous power is so great that it is about to overflow, of course I can see it." The Elven Queen smiled, "The simplest detection magic @ Wouldn't you?" ”

"Ahem, cough, ahem......" Lin Bai seemed to remember that he had seen similar magic in the Demon King Codex, but he had never been serious about reading, and he hadn't memorized it carefully. The limited brain power is used to remember some pretending and pulling magic: "Well, I don't mean to say she's a bad person. Rather, she doesn't match the aesthetics of your elves. ”

"What's wrong with her personality?" The Elven Queen is wonderful.

"Look at it, I'll let her true nature shine right away."

Lin Bai turned his head to the flat-chested policewoman. smiled: "Miss Ping, will your breasts develop again at your age?" ”

"Sexual harassment! Die! The flat-chested policewoman kicked Lin Bai into the gutter on the side of the street.

Lin Bai crawled back from the gutter and said to the elven queen, "Look, her fierce Cheng Dù is comparable to a half-orc. ”

The Elf Queen smiled: "Obviously, you deliberately said something nasty to provoke her, and you blamed others." ”

"I'm dizzy, can you see that?"

"I don't understand it, but the tone, expressions, and movements. You can see a lot of content, and the way you just look is really annoying. The Elf Queen laughed happily: "Mr. Demon King, you are a very funny person, and I am very happy to be with you." ”

The group returned home, and the flat-chested policewoman went to the backyard to find the female demon king, she came this time to see her friends on the old street, and Lin Bai had already talked about it, and then went to chat with the overlord flower for a few words, and contact the feelings. Lin Bai accompanied the elf mother and daughter in the front hall. The mother and daughter poured out all the biscuits in the plastic bag. A table full of spreadouts was spread.

"Mr. Demon King, we can't understand the instructions on the packaging of these cookies, please help me talk about it." The Elven Queen always maintained a smile and a refined bearing, and it felt comfortable to talk to her.

Lin Bai picked up the biscuit and said with a smile: "This is a salty scallion oil biscuit...... Well. This is a sweet-tasting cream biscuit...... This is wafer, this is filling, this is fruity......" he said. The elven queen opened the bag as she said and took out a piece to taste. He also handed it to the princess to taste it together, and the two mothers and daughters tasted each cookie. The expression was wonderful.

The queen was better and could keep her composure, but the princess was not at all: "Oh my God, these cookies are delicious." This one is also great, this one tastes so delicious......"

In fact, Lin Bai felt that most of these cookies were very difficult to eat, well, humans were used to it, and many cookies were tired of eating, but the elf mother and daughter tasted these rich flavored cookies for the first time, and the two mothers and daughters ate tears, one side was moved, and the other side sighed for the elf cookies of their own race.

"Our elf biscuits have no bright future!" The smile on the Elf Queen's face disappeared, and she said bitterly: "It turns out that biscuits can make such a rich and varied flavor, but our elf biscuits are hard and unpalatable, and it's over...... I feel that the pillar industry of the elves is about to collapse...... It is difficult for the village to become rich. ”

"Mother, let's hurry up and study the new flavor, we must improve the taste of the elf biscuits, otherwise it will really be over." The princess cheered her on.

"But there are no tools here, no big stove for baking cookies." The Elven Queen sighed.

"Oh, yes." Lin Bai took out an electric oven from the corner of the wall, which the female demon king had bought to play with before, and after baking a cake once, she threw it in the corner and didn't play with it, the broken woman who liked the new and hated the old also bought many similar disposable toys, and Lin Bai could find a lot of useless things at home.

"It's called an electric oven, plug it in, press this button, and it can bake things." Lin Bai briefly introduced the usage: "If you want to try to make biscuits, use this thing." ”

"Thank you, Mr. Demon King." The elf queen actually needed wheat flour and some other things, but it seemed that they were all in the small supermarket just now, and she remembered that enthusiastic clerk, so she didn't worry that she couldn't buy the materials from there, so she rolled up her sleeves and said, "Okay, then let's start researching it now." ”

Lin Bai found that he couldn't stay at home, and the backyard was the game base of "Dog and Bear Alliance", and as soon as he entered, he could hear the female demon king shouting ferociously: "You go around from behind and kill him!" Haha, double kills, three kills, four kills...... Waha...... "The front hall has become a biscuit shop, and as soon as you enter, you can see flour flying around, and a sneeze can be dusty, what kind of mess?"

By the way, it took dozens of days to go to the demon world to make a movie, and Lin Bai suddenly remembered that his child's mother came, and it is said that pregnant women should be cared for often, otherwise they will be prone to depression. He hurriedly ran to the small garden, the juniper flower demon was really here, she looked very unenergetic, the juniper flower on the top of her head was actually all "gone", hanging listlessly, the flower on it had lost a lot of flowers, and it looked like it was about to die.

Lin Bai was taken aback: "Oh, Sister Yunjuni, why are you like this?" ”

"What?" Although the Juniper Flower Demon looked very unenergetic, her tone of voice was the same as usual, and she did not show that she was very unhappy, or that she had depression, she looked at Lin Bai with curious eyes: "Lord Xiaobai, what are you anxious about?" ”

"Your flowers, flowers!" Lin Bai pointed to the flowers on top of her head: "It's all gone." ”

The flower on the top of the flower demon's head is a flower that is not thanked at all times, and it usually blooms very well in spring, summer, autumn and winter, but now like this, it is impossible to say that she is not sick.

Hearing this, the Juniper Flower Demon suddenly smiled and said, "So what you said is this, this is a very normal situation." ”

"It's normal for the flowers to die?" Lin Bai Khan: "Don't comfort me. ”

"Yes, most plants will lose their flowers when they are about to bear fruit." The juniper flower demon smiled: "I'm about to give birth, so of course the flowers on the top of my head will be temporarily gone, and it will bloom again when I give birth." ”

Lin Bai: "......"

After a long time, Lin Bai's eyes swept over the smooth belly of the Juniper Flower Demon again, and he asked as if he had thought of something: "Hey, where did you give birth to a child?" It's not a stomach, is it? ”

"Belly? Why give birth from the belly? That's scary. The Juniper Flower Demon said seriously: "After the flowers are gone, seeds will be born, and if you scatter the seeds in the ground, children will grow." ”

I rub!

Lin Bai jumped up, didn't this become an old cold joke? In the spring, I planted my wife in the field, and in the fall, there were many wives. This once famous joke is now about to come true.

Covering his face and exiting the small garden, Lin Bai felt that the whole person was not good.

Sitting at the door, I sighed for a while, and the people's hearts are not ancient. Lin Bai saw Miss Liu running over excitedly, and after not seeing her for dozens of days, Miss Liu was still so beautiful, dressed in jewels and radiant. She jumped in front of Lin Bai and said with a smile: "Xiaobai, you come with me, and I will take you to see my secret base." ”

"What secret base?" Lin Baiqi said.

"Batman's base, of course." Miss Liu said in a low voice: "As a new generation of Batman, of course I want to get a base like the Batman in the movie, do you remember our Liu family's mansion?" Last time, I was flattened by the future soldiers of the Golden Bamboo Gang, and my grandfather and I moved to Lao Cai, and now I have used it there, hollowed out the ground, and made a base, so beautiful, you can come and see. ”

"Is that okay?" Lin Bai Khan.

Anyway, I'm bored, so let's go and have fun with Miss Liu. Climbing into her car, Miss Liu drove herself, and the two drove towards the Liu family's house in the suburbs.

The two hadn't been alone for a long time, and the last time they were alone was ...... It seems that they were watching a movie together, and they were almost broken when they were dry firewood, but Lin Bai jumped out of the window and fled, and he was going to die when he thought about it, this time he was alone for a long time, Lin Bai's heart couldn't help but itch a little again.

The wind poured in through the car window, ruffling the hair of the two of them, and Lin Bai put a hand on Sister Liu's lap in a daze...... At this time, it was already late spring, the temperature was very high, Miss Liu was wearing a knee-length skirt, as soon as Lin Bai's hand was put up, the skirt was lifted to her thighs, and the snow-white and soft thigh skin was exposed, and it felt very smooth to the touch.

Miss Liu's heart trembled, and her foot muscles tensed up all of a sudden, and the accelerator was stepped on...... The speed of the car suddenly increased to the limit, and it ran wildly on the highway like a speed, and it looked like it was about to have an accident at any moment.

I'm rubbing, I'm going to die! Lin Bai shouted, and quickly let go of his hand: "Hurry up and drive well, I swear not to mess around." (To be continued......)

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