The first update -

There is a supermarket in the business circle of the hot spring village in front of the old street, called Chunjia Supermarket, which is not big, compared to what Wangfujing Supermarket, Yonghui Supermarket, New Century Supermarket and other behemoths, it is just a small supermarket with a big fart, and the goods in it are not very complete.

Lin Bai took the elf queen and the elf princess to the shelves where the cookies were placed, and sighed lightly: "Oh, this supermarket is a little shabby." There aren't many varieties, so let's barely make do with them. ”

"This ...... Is this still called that there are not many varieties? The elf queen pointed to the dazzling biscuit boxes on the shelves, the small shelves in Lin Bai's eyes were terrifying in her eyes, oh my God, five stories high and three meters wide, such a large shelf was actually full of all kinds of biscuits, and they were all different flavors.

The elven queen felt that her whole person was not good: "There are so many cookies in this world, isn't there that there are many villages like elf villages that are engaged in supporting industries?" ”

"Ahem......" Lin Bai coughed dryly: "There are very few villages in our world that use biscuits as pillar industries, these are all huge super-large enterprises like giant beasts. ”

What is a business? The elf queen didn't understand n, but she didn't ask, she had already passed the age of breaking the casserole for everything, she just pointed to the shelf with a snow-white finger and said, "Are these cookies expensive?" How much does it cost to buy a box of each and go back? I don't have a lot of money with me......" She actually took a small purse from her belt, and when she opened it, she saw that it was full of broken gems.

It turns out that after the elves moved to Middle-earth. Some simple communication and trade began with the demons, and they soon learned that Middle-earth now had two general equivalents (i.e., currency). They are grains, precious stones...... Food is not easy to carry around in large quantities, so gems have become the most convenient currency. The elves have also collected this kind of shiny little stones, and she has a lot of them at home, so she brought some "money" to defend herself when she went out this time.

Ruby rubies, green agate, crystal clear diamonds...... The small purse is full of this kind of glittering things, and the supermarket cashier next to him has straight hair, and if the average person takes out a bag of such things, it must be regarded as plexiglass, but the elf queen has a graceful and atmospheric temperament. This temperament can't be pretended, and with the hand-built gauze skirt on her body, I don't know what strange material it is, anyway, it makes her look like a young lady from a rich family......

The language barrier, and the elf queen didn't like to trouble Lin Bai to translate everything, she was not a person who liked to cause trouble to people, so she decided to complete the deal herself. He smiled at the cashier, then pointed to the cookie rack and handed over a diamond.

The supermarket cashier had no suspicion that the gems in her hand would be fake. Most of those are priceless jewels. Seeing her hand over a diamond the size of a pigeon's egg, the cashier hurriedly took five steps back: "Put away your jewelry, our store doesn't accept this...... Only soft sister coins are accepted, and ...... And these cookies aren't worth that either. ”

God knows how much a diamond the size of a pigeon's egg is worth. Anyway, Lin Bai didn't know when he was still a poor **silk, okay, even if he is rich now. Still don't know. The cashier is obviously also a female **, and I don't know. But she still knew very well that even a container of biscuits was not worth the diamond.

Although I couldn't understand what the supermarket cashier was saying. But the Elf Queen heard a key term, "Soft Girl Coin", and she didn't know what it meant. But he could imitate its pronunciation, so he turned to Lin Bai and asked, "What is the Soft Sister Coin?" ”

"Ahem! It's the currency of this world. Lin Bai shrugged his shoulders and took out his wallet from his pocket, this is the crocodile wallet that the female demon king gave her on his 24th birthday, Lin Bai has always cherished it, the money in the wallet was not as valuable as the wallet before, but now it is good, the wallet will always contain a thick stack of tickets, as well as many bank cards.

Lin Bai took out a stack of tickets, didn't count how many, and handed them to the elf queen: "This kind of paper is the currency of this world, you can use it to buy cookies." ”

The elf queen did not have the habit of taking other people's things for nothing, so she took the ticket with one hand, but with the other hand, she stuffed a diamond the size of a pigeon's egg into Lin Bai's hand. The cashier next to her looked straight, and she hurriedly said, "Madam, have you been deceived by this man?" I think his money is only two or three thousand yuan, and your diamond can't be sold to him at this price, he must be a liar. ”

The elven queen couldn't understand the cashier's words, but she could tell that she was worried about herself, so she smiled at her again.

The cashier began to get anxious: "Can you understand what I am saying?" You're a foreign tourist, right? Don't worry, wait here, I'll call 110 to ...... first"

"Hey, hey!" Lin Bai interjected: "Is there a mistake?" So you're going to call 110? ”

The cashier said indignantly: "You take two or three thousand yuan to buy a big diamond for a foreign tourist, you are simply crazy, there is a kind of don't run, my aunt and grandmother call 110 to let you sit in prison." ”

"Hey, she's my friend, let's have a joke, can't we listen to someone explain how to go down?"

"No! I'm going to call 110. "The female cashier is actually a person with a strong sense of justice.

"Who's going to call 110? No need to fight, there are police here. A familiar voice sounded in the doorway, and the flat-chested policewoman walked in wearing a crisp police uniform and a shield on her back.

The cashier saw the police, and she is the captain of the police force who is often played on TV, and her deeds are reported every day on TV, today she arrested a murderer, tomorrow she arrested a group of drug dealers, and the day after tomorrow she will break a trafficker group, in short, she is the patron saint of the people, the embodiment of justice. The cashier was overjoyed and said, "Miss Captain Huaxia has come just in time, this man has deceived foreign tourists of their belongings, arrest him quickly." ”

The flat-chested policewoman swept over with her eyes like lightning, and when she saw Lin Bai, she suddenly said angrily: "Who should I be, the result is you, Xiaobai, what kind of demon moth are you playing?" ”

Lin Bai felt weak when he saw the flat-chested policewoman, but fortunately, it was Lin Bai's appearance now, not the appearance of a masked hero, and it was easier to get along with her, so he just spoke in the tone of an ordinary friend: "I said Miss Ping, what kind of wind blew you here?" ”

"Don't call me Miss Ping!" The flat-chested policewoman was furious: "I'm too busy these days, I haven't come to the old street for a long time to greet you and Bawanghua, two old friends, and I deliberately came to see you in my busy schedule, and you actually called me my nickname when you met, which is too much." ”

"The nickname is to express intimacy, even if the chest of an unfamiliar person is flatter than yours, I won't call her Miss Ping." Lin Bai said that people's nicknames were very honorable, and said with a smile: "You don't mind this kind of trivial matter." ”

Is it still called a woman if your breasts are flatter than mine? The flat-chested policewoman complained in her heart, thinking about it carefully, she really can't care too much about an unknown man like Xiaobai: "Hey, don't talk about him, what are you doing with these two foreign friends?" What did you lie to them? ”

Lin Bai spread his hands, took out the diamond the size of a pigeon's egg and shook it: "The cashier girl said that I deceived these two girls' gems, but in fact, she misunderstood, I am friends with these two girls, and we are playing with the money and gems." ”

The flat-chested policewoman didn't doubt this, she knew that Lin Bai was now a rich man, and she made billions of dollars casually, how could she still be a gem liar, so she pulled Lin Bai out of the store: "You are a rich man now, you must pay attention to your image, and you must also pay attention to the way you speak, think about it, if you see a man on the street who looks very unreliable and looks like a thief carrying a thick sack of cash, will you call the police?" ”

Lin Bai thought for a while: "Of course call the police!" That must have been stolen money. ”

"That's right." The flat-chested policewoman said earnestly: "You give people the impression that this is the case, so you must be careful, don't take a huge amount of property to others if you have nothing to do, and the phone in the police station will ring non-stop every minute." ”

"I'll rub!" Lin Bai raised his fist: "Can I beat you?" ”

"Don't talk about whether you beat me or not, if you shoot at me, you will attack the police, you have to think clearly about the consequences." The flat-chested policewoman squinted and said, "I'll be caught and locked up for a long time." ”

This woman must be taking revenge on being called Miss Ping just now, Lin Bai laughed, and threw all the conversations out of the clouds. Life is like this, arguing with good friends, chatting with the world, pulling things around, so unhappy.

"Where did these two mothers and daughters come from?" The flat-chested policewoman finally got to the point.

"It's a foreign film actor, participating in Lao Mouzi's new film, and living in my house temporarily."

"It's pretty good-looking, and the pointed ears are beautiful, and the level of makeup is amazing." The flat-chested policewoman smiled: "It seems that Lao Mouzi's new movie will be very good, and I have to call my boyfriend to watch it with me when I go back." ”

Lin Bai was taken aback, wasn't he? Isn't your boyfriend me? Are you going to take me to watch Lao Mouzi's literary films when you go back? Help me...... Don't...... Please, pull me to see some vulgar special effects blockbusters.

Unexpectedly, the flat-chested policewoman was actually a female literary youth, Lin Bai felt very melancholy, and she couldn't live this day.

At this time, the elf mother and daughter had already bought the biscuits, they didn't know the purchasing power of the soft sister coin, and handed over the more than 2,000 yuan that Lin Bai gave them to the cashier, the cashier was a solid eye, and did not collect their money indiscriminately, first helped them take a box of each biscuit, put it in four large plastic bags, and then settled the account according to the marked price, and stuffed the money found for them in the hands of the elf queen, although the language barrier, she still seriously instructed: "Don't take out the money indiscriminately, be careful of some treacherous clerks who collect your money indiscriminately." , next time you buy something, you must find a friend who is familiar with Huaxia. ”

The elven queen sensed the cashier's kindness, smiled, and continued to smile. (To be continued......)