Hearing this, Winter Melon suddenly stretched out his hands, quickly touched Zhou Yan's chest, and said with a smile: "Who said that no one touched you like this?" It's just that it depends on whether you have the courage to touch it back? ”

Speaking of which, the winter melon also deliberately straightened his chest......

(I'm so nervous, I'm afraid of being upset...... However, I promise, this is just a little joke in the article...... ）

Zhou Yan said with a bitter face: "This is absolutely unacceptable, even if Sister Gua is willing, I have to ask for the consent of my family to have the guts...... Let's keep telling the story......"

When he first came over, the winter melon was originally a little depressed, but now he has been chatting with Zhou Yan for a long time, and he made a joke about him just now, and now he is in a much better mood.

Winter melon smiled: "Forgive you and don't dare, we will get back to business." ”

She cleared her throat: "Ahem...... As soon as Huang Fangfang said this, the last line of defense in Lei Erniang's heart collapsed in an instant - Lei Erniang, who was known as the 'electric flint' on the rivers and lakes, was originally also a firm and ruthless character. ”

Zhou Yan nodded and said, "Although I haven't been on the aisle, I've also heard that as long as you can mix on the aisle for two years, you must be very stoic." ”

Winter melon nodded: "Yes, at such a time, even if she uses a submachine gun to her head, it is estimated that she can hold her head high and talk eloquently." will definitely not show the slightest cowardice, but unfortunately, when Huang Fangfang said this, Lei Erniang suddenly knelt down......"

"Kneeling?"

"Yes, get on your knees." Winter melon said: "Moreover, she also pointed a dagger at her neck and said miserably: 'Sister. If you want to kill me. I don't have anything to say. Skills are not as good as people, of course damn it. But ......'"

Zhou Yan said: "But what? ”

Winter melon said: "Lei Erniang continued: 'However, if you want to molest my innocence, then I will not obey it! ’”

In this way, Huang Fangfang was taken aback, and said repeatedly: 'Sister Hugh is going to misunderstand! I'm just, just ......'" Winter Melon's tone was simulated very vividly, but it was very similar to Huang Fangfang's overwhelmed demeanor at that time: "Huang Fangfang wants to say a reason." But suddenly found that he just wanted to have a vigorous love story with Lei Erniang? I can't go on. ”

Zhou Yan nodded and said: "Yes, after all, Huang Fangfang is still a woman who grew up with orthodox education, and she said that kind of unashamed words in a hurry just now, and now she regrets it, right?" ”

Winter melon said: "That's right, Huang Fangfang's mouth was speechless, and her eyes were filled with tears - you know, a young girl who is pregnant with spring, when her beloved suspects her bad intentions. How much does it hurt in my heart? ”

Zhou Yan smiled: "I don't know about this, but." It can be imagined - presumably Sister Gua has already experienced it? Can you be so engaged in telling this story? ”

"Let it go...... Put that! was actually "flirted~ played" by Zhou Yan, a man who was a few years younger than himself, and the winter melon's face was crimson: "Your sister melon, I haven't even had a boyfriend now, how can I have that experience?" What is the experience? ”

Winter melon Zhengse said: "Let's continue this story - Huang Fangfang saw the pitiful appearance of Lei Erniang in front of her, but the more she thought about her previous behavior, the more she regretted it, and in the end, she looked up to the sky and sighed, and said softly: 'Sister, don't doubt my sincerity - that's it, when you fight tomorrow, you will be able to know my hard work." After that, he turned around and left without looking back, leaving Lei Erniang alone in a daze in the cold wind of early autumn......

Zhou Yan touched his nose: "Well, if you analyze it according to the known terms, after Huang Fangfang goes back, there is a chance that she will give Ding some medicine." ”

There was a hint of appreciation in the eyes of the winter melon: "I like to tell stories with smart people like you, and you don't need to depict it very clearly to understand." ”

The eyes of the winter melon are originally very large, and the black eyeballs occupy a large proportion of the eyes, which looks particularly moving.

Such a look made Zhou Yan's heart flutter - is it possible, this winter melon sister also likes me?

Amitabha!

Zhou Yan hurriedly calmed down, shook his head and said, "This is my own crankiness, Sister Winter Melon is such a big beauty, how can no one like it on weekdays?" I'm afraid that he has already been a famous flower for a long time, and besides, he can't be greedy, he already has a girlfriend like Jiang Ju, who is unparalleled in the world, how can he still think nonsense? ”

It's a pity that Zhou Yan didn't know that Donggua was also alone at this time and didn't have a boyfriend.

Otherwise, maybe trying to get along, it is possible to achieve positive results -- the premise is that Jiang Ju does not know. Hahaha!

Winter melon continued: "That's right, Huang Fangfang returned to the place where she lived, but Ding Yi didn't notice her going and returning at all. In order to cope with the next morning's game, Ding Yi slept deeply. He knows that only a good rest can lay a good foundation for the next day's hard fighting! ”

Huang Fangfang had a plan in her heart, and after coming to the kitchen to fiddle with it, she also fell asleep.

Winter melon said angrily: "At that time, I heard Xiao Xiaofeng talk about this, and I also sighed in my heart: 'Master's nurturing grace is not as good as a strange woman's love at first sight - what is especially ridiculous is that it is just unrequited love. ’”

She looked straight at Zhou Yan and asked, "Could it be that this unrequited love is more moving than the joy of love?" ”

Zhou Yan felt inexplicably weak for a while, and muttered: "I really have no experience in this, Ju'er and I are in love with each other." ”

He didn't know that just such a sentence completely extinguished the sprout of love in his heart for the winter melon that he originally admired Zhou Yan a little bit.

Love is not only about being happy with each other, but also about fate.

Since then, Xiao Lang has been a passerby.

Winter melon looked at Zhou Yan's eyes, and began to regain normal clarity, and said with a faint smile: "The next day is the day of the finals." Ding Yi ate the breakfast made by Huang Fangfang and went to the ring in good spirits. ”

"Ding Yi was originally a shrewd and cautious person, and every day he ate and dined, he only ate the food made by his apprentice, in order to prevent the enemy from poisoning." Donggua said: "But he didn't expect that it was his apprentice who turned against him and gave him laxatives!" ”

Zhou Yan said: "Laxatives? Not poison? ”

Donggua nodded: "Although I really want to prove my love in front of Lei Erniang, Huang Fangfang has never been able to leave behind the master's years of nurturing and teaching her." Instead of poison, they used laxatives, which had been quietly added to the dishes when they had returned home the night before. ”

Zhou Yan thought of a question: "So, during the meal in the morning, did this Huang Fangfang ever take laxatives together?" ”

Donggua smiled appreciatively: "Being able to think of this question, your logical ability is really strong - of course Huang Fangfang ate all the meals, according to Ding Yi's requirements, before each meal, Huang Fangfang would taste each dish first." Although Ding Yi was only in his forties at that time, he was already an old man. Even for his most trusted disciples, he still kept a hand. ”

Winter melon continued: "However, since the medicine was given by Huang Fangfang, of course she could take the antidote beforehand, how could there be a problem?" ”

Zhou Yan said: "I know that the time of laxative attacks is extremely fast, and if my stomach starts to hurt as soon as I leave the room, it is estimated that Ding Yi will also think of treating it first." ”

Winter melon said: "You can think of this, so why can't Huang Fangfang think of it?" The laxatives she uses are made with croton, cherries, toad crisp and other medicines. The entrance is tasteless, and it can pinching the time of the attack - at that time, Huang Fangfang calculated the time, and when Ding Yi and Lei Erniang were fighting on stage, it was the day of the laxative attack! ”

Zhou Yan thought about the scene at that time, and sighed in his heart: "In such a competition, the audience is all on the same road, and the number of people will never be small-it is really the most poisonous woman's heart!" ”

Zhou Yan knows that as a man, it doesn't matter if he loses a game, it's a big deal to make a comeback in ten years.

However, if you lose to a woman in front of such a public eye, holding your belly, I am afraid that there will be no more brilliance on your face!

Not to mention, if in the middle of a fight, suddenly put a stinky fart...... Even, if you pull it in your pants on the spot, you won't have the face to see anyone again!

Donggua continued: "Huang Fangfang and Ding Yi arrived at the competition site together, and at that time, it was less than half an hour before the start time. This competition is quite formal, with a host, a commentator, lights, and even a photographer! ”

Zhou Yan said: "Presumably, Lei Erniang may have also come to the scene at this time. ”

"Of course." Winter melon said: "The position where Lei Erniang is sitting is just right, just facing Huang Fangfang. ”

"Huang Fangfang didn't dare to make a mistake because the master was by her side. This Lei Erniang suffered a loss last night, and naturally she didn't want to say hello to Huang Fangfang, so the two looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes. Winter melon said: "And at this time, the laxative in Ding Yi's stomach has not yet attacked, and he is still sitting as steady as Mount Tai, listening to the host's introduction of his own situation and that of his opponent Lei Erniang, and he is ten percent sure of the next game!" ”

Zhou Yan said: "Even Huang Fangfang can easily win against Lei Erniang, and Ding Yi, who is a master, is even more natural." ”

Winter melon said: "Huang Fangfang sat next to the master, but she didn't dare to say much. However, her eyes kept drifting towards Lei Erniang, and she put on a few expressions, wanting to tell Lei Erniang that she had helped her a lot! ”

Zhou Yan said: "Lei Erniang probably doesn't know what Huang Fangfang's expression means. ”

Some expressions are commonly used, such as: crying, laughing, angry, happy, frightened, excited...... Everyone can see these at a glance.

However, it is even more difficult for Huang Fangfang to express so many meanings with expressions! (To be continued......)