Smoking and drinking alcohol have always been taboo for longevity by doctors and people in the health industry.

This is a well-known truth, but now coming out of Zhou Yan's mouth, it seems that smoking and drinking can also have a lot of benefits for people's bodies and can make people live longer.

Winter melon elegantly picked up the wine glass on the table: "I want to listen, your truth - people all over the world know that smoking and drinking alcohol are harmful to people's health, why did it become a secret to longevity in your mouth?" ”

Zhou Yan said with a smile: "Sister Winter Melon, this matter is urgent, I am listening to your story, don't stop." It feels like chasing a book for half a year, and it suddenly breaks off for a month, which makes people's hearts ~ itchy and unbearable. ”

Winter melon said: "The story will definitely continue, but before that, you have to tell your crooked truth." Otherwise, my heart is like seventy or eighty little mice tickling, and it is very uncomfortable. ”

Zhou Yan was helpless and spit out a smoke ring: "Since Sister Winter Melon wants to know the truth, then I'll talk about it." ”

Zhou Yan said: "When I talk about things, I like to give more examples and explain in simple terms - when it comes to the benefits of smoking and drinking alcohol to the human body, let's first take a look at the two things that are necessary for the Chinese New Year." ”

"What two?" Winter melon didn't understand, looked at Zhou Yan and asked, "What is related to smoking and drinking?" ”

Zhou Yan said: "These two things, I guarantee that you have eaten a lot of them every year during the Chinese New Year - you say that as long as you are a Chinese person, there is no one who has not eaten them." ”

"What is it?"

"Sausages, bacon." Zhou Yan smiled: "These two things." Have you been eating since you were a child? ”

Winter melon nodded: "That's right, I have to make dozens of catties every year for the New Year." However, does this have anything to do with smoking and drinking? ”

Zhou Yan said: "The relationship is big. Let me ask you, these sausages and bacon are all smoked products, right? ”

"Yes."

"Since it is a smoked product, then, in its processing, it must be smoked for a long time. Right? ”

Zhou Yan took a puff of cigarette, slowly spit it out, and said.

"Of course. There are those smoked from pine and cypress branches, and there are also those that are hung on the wall and smoked from the kitchen. Winter melon nodded and said, "It must be smoked for at least a month, otherwise there will be no such fragrance." ”

Zhou Yan said: "Then I'll ask again, this sausage and bacon." At the time of making zuò. Do you need to soak it in wine for a while? ”

"Nonsense!" Winter melon said: "If you don't use wine to soak it, won't it spoil after two days?" ”

Zhou Yan said: "There is another question, is it the long storage time of fresh meat in the air, or the sausage bacon?" ”

Winter melon said: "Naturally, it is sausage bacon, fresh meat can only be put for one or two days, but sausage bacon can be put for a year, or even several years!" ”

Zhou Yan nodded and smiled: "Isn't it over like that?" In fact, the human body, like sausages and bacon, is fresh meat. It has to be soaked in smoked wine to last longer, that is. If you want to live a long life, you have to smoke and drink. ”

Winter melon was angry: "A lot of crooked reasoning!" Are there any other reasons? ”

Zhou Yan said: "Just now, what I said is something that we can often see and touch. Now let's take a look at something famous, but not common. ”

Winter melon said: "What is it?" ”

Zhou Yan said: "Mummy." ”

Winter melon was surprised: "What does this mummy have to do with tobacco and alcohol?" ”

Zhou Yan said: "It's the same as sausage bacon, it has a lot to do with it!" ”

Winter melon also listened with interest and said, "I want to hear about it." ”

Zhou Yan said: "This mummy, when making zuò, also needs to be lit with various spices, smoked in that smoke for a day or two, and then smeared a lot of alcohol on the body. Isn't this also the same as sausage bacon, if you want to live for a long time, you have to smoke and drink? ”

Winter melon rolled his eyes, and looked very beautiful: "You are purely nonsense, there is no scientific basis, and it is not enough to prove it." ”

Zhou Yan touched his nose: "Okay, since that's the case, then you should always know a very strange phenomenon in the human body, called stimulated reaction, right?" ”

Of course winter melon understands this thing.

But all students who have learned physiology and hygiene and have not wandered in class should know.

Under a certain long-term stimulus, the human body will automatically secrete some related tissue fluids or hormones to respond.

If the stimulus suddenly disappears, the body will become uncomfortable.

Winter melon nodded.

Zhou Yan continued: "That's the truth, let's look at it this way, a person never smokes or drinks, but his body lacks such a stimulated reaction, relatively speaking, his body is far less good than a person who smokes and drinks a lot, right?" ”

This makes sense, and the winter melon nodded and said, "According to this statement, it is correct." ”

Zhou Yan said: "This is also why many people start to quit smoking and drinking in order to live a long life after they get older. ”

"While their intentions are good, they often backfire." Zhou Yan continued: "Originally, I quit smoking and drinking in order to make my body healthier, but as soon as I quit smoking and drinking, my body is not adaptable, and I will have problems at both ends in three days, and even get seriously ill." Right? ”

Winter melon nodded again: "There used to be an uncle downstairs in my house, he began to quit smoking and drinking at the age of sixty-eight, and he was originally in good health, but after quitting, he also suffered a big problem and spent a lot of money to rectify it." ”

Zhou Yan said: "Yes! That's the reason, so smoking and drinking alcohol are good for the human body. Now Sister Winter Melon should understand this truth, right? ”

Winter melon was speechless: "...... Well, count you out. Let's continue my previous story. ”

Winter melon said: "Of those two speculations, Lei Erniang is actually more willing to be the latter." After all, she knew that her force index was not as high as the other party, and she needed the other party's help in tomorrow's showdown with Ding Yi. originally thought that the other party was asking for money, and was going to enter the house to give some benefits, or make some promises. ”

She paused, and then said: "Who knows, this beautiful and bewitching~ woman actually hugged herself from behind, and even touched it with her hands~ to some sensitive places." In this way, it is clear that it can only be explained by the two possibilities just now. ”

Zhou Yan didn't speak, and nodded.

Winter melon continued: "At that time, there was no such name as 'pseudo-Niang', but in Lei Erniang's opinion, in order to achieve the goal of winning the championship tomorrow, even if you sacrifice your hue, it is bearable - the big deal is to be pressed by a donkey!" ”

Donggua said: "Actually, at that time, Lei Erniang had already decided, whether Huang Fangfang was a pseudo-Niang, or someone who had been dealt with by Taiguo's technology since childhood. As long as she wants, I'll be cheap for her tonight! ”

Donggua said: "This kind of thinking is actually very normal, in this society, although it has always been claimed that men and women are equal, but men have always been stronger with their natural strength and brains." ”

(I can't help but interject, in this case, why is my wife the strongest at home?) Bullying me for a long time? ）

Zhou Yan spit out a smoke ring: "That's true, what happened later?" ”

Donggua said: "If Huang Fangfang admitted that she was a pseudo-mother at that time, or a man who had been to Taiguo to deal with, the matter would have been done." She can also repay her wish to have some wonderful experiences with Lei Erniang. ”

Zhou Yan said: "So, Huang Fangfang is suing Lei Erniang, and she is a girl?" ”

Winter melon said: "Exactly. At that time, when Huang Fangfang heard Lei Erniang's question, she said strangely: 'Why do I want to dress up? I've been like this since I was a kid! ’”

"At that time, Lei Erniang still had a trace of fantasy and said, 'Then you mean, you have been to Taiguo?' Winter melon continued: "Although this sentence is very connotative, Huang Fangfang understands the meaning of the words. ”

Zhou Yan said with a smile: "There are six billion people in the world, and there are still very few people who don't know that Taiguo is rich in shemales. ”

Winter melon gave him a blank look: "Huang Fangfang flatly denied it: 'Sister, why do you ask this? I'm not dressed as a man, and I've never been to Taikoku. People just like you and want to kiss Fangze. ’”

Zhou Yan said: "If this is said at this time, it is estimated that there will be no problem, but ten years ago, it is estimated that Lei Erniang will not be able to turn around for a while." ”

At that time, many emerging things had not yet spread to China, and it was normal for Lei Erniang not to know such things as "Lala".

Winter melon said: "Exactly! When Lei Erniang heard this, she suddenly stopped, forcefully broke Huang Fangfang's hands holding the key parts of her body, took out a dagger from the short back she carried, and said, "You are so unreasonable! As a girl's family, I actually want to take advantage of my mother and eat my mother's tofu! ’”

"Huang Fangfang didn't hold back for a while just now, and at this time, when she saw Lei Erniang suddenly take out a dagger, she didn't know why, and said: "Sister, since I saw you in the ring for the first time this afternoon, I have fallen in love with you deeply. I think you can't sleep tonight, so I came to see your actions. "She continued, 'I don't mean to take advantage of my sister and eat my sister's tofu - if my sister feels that she has suffered a loss, she can eat it back.'" ’”

Winter melon continued: "Speaking of this, Huang Fangfang suddenly straightened her chest: 'Just now I just touched my sister's chest with my hand, if my sister wants to, touch it back." ’”

Zhou Yan smiled: "This is a good idea, why doesn't anyone touch me like this~ me, and then let me touch it back?" ”

Hearing this, Winter Melon suddenly stretched out his hands, quickly touched Zhou Yan's chest, and said with a smile: "Who said that no one touched you like this?" It's just that it depends on whether you have the courage to touch it back? ”

Speaking of which, the winter melon also deliberately straightened his chest......

(I'm so nervous, I'm afraid of being upset...... However, I promise, this is just a little joke in the article...... (To be continued......)