Chapter 2 Dance an elephant dance for my sister
159, 8oa, 69, 86, and there are four complete pentagram stars and one and a half stars, this is all that appears in Li Mu's mind.
"Brother Li, why haven't you gone to work so late today?" Xiao Shuyuan has been renting here for two or three months, and the two are just opposite the door, and they can be regarded as acquaintances.
"Ahem, I don't have to go to work today, can I ask you a question?" Li Mu wanted to immediately determine whether the numbers that came to his mind were what he had thought.
"What's the problem?" Xiao Shuyuan frowned slightly, and looked at Li Mu with a somewhat strange expression.
"What's your height?" Li Mu asked impatiently.
"Height?" Xiao Shuyuan paused for a moment, but she didn't expect Li Mu to ask this question, and hesitated for a moment before answering: "One meter six, Brother Li, why are you asking this?" ”
"Are you sure it's 1.6 meters and not 1.59 meters?" Because Xiao Shuyuan usually wears high-root shoes, Li Mu always thought that she was at least more than one meter six, and Xiao Shuyuan's breasts were bulging, Li Mu always thought that she had at least B.
"I said 1.6 meters is 1.6 meters, what are you doing here?" Xiao Shuyuan was a little angry and stepped on Gaogen shoes and left.
"Could it be ......" Li Mu was shocked in his heart, walked out of the building quickly, and walked to the street.
Now is the peak period for going to work and school in the morning, the crowd is surging like a tide, including many female white-collar workers and female students, and Li Mu looks at it, but whenever he sees a woman, four numbers and several stars will immediately appear in his mind, and all kinds of numbers are surging in Li Mu's mind like a wave.
"Height, measurements, and star ratings, how can I see that? Could it be that dream......" Li Mu's face changed color, because when he thought of that dream, the card with the crayon Xiaoxin pattern appeared in his mind again, and the ninety day limit under the card was counting down, and now there were only more than eighty-nine days and fifteen hours left.
"It's true...... This qiē turned out to be true...... How could I be so unlucky......" Li Mu felt that he was really the most unlucky person in the world, and he was suddenly possessed by such a hellish two-dimensional curse card for no reason, and if he couldn't finish anything, he would be robbed of his body by Crayon Xiaoxin, which was really ridiculous.
Winning the kiss of love of a nine-star beauty in ninety days, this task is too difficult for Li Mu, a female college student like Xiao Shuyuan who has just graduated, although she cannot be regarded as a big beauty, but she is full of youth and vitality, and her dress is also considered to be Peugeot, in Li Mu's opinion, there must be at least six or seven points, but the evaluation given by the card or crayon Xiaoxin is only four and a half stars, so calculated, the nine-star beauty Li Mu may not even know one, and how can she get a nine-star beauty who she doesn't know at all in three monthsand get their kisses.
If Li Mu has a lot of money, or handsome and earth-shattering power, or is witty and humorous and talented, a hundred times more powerful than Mark Twain, then these are not problems, the problem is that Li Mu does not have any of the above advantages.
What's even more deplorable is that the ability that Crayon Xiaoxin gave him is just to see a woman's height and measurements, what is the use of this ability? I can't always see a beautiful woman and say to others: "Beautiful**, brother can see through your height and measurements, if my brother is right, you can kiss my brother, right?" ”
Li Mu estimated that he was really going to do this, and he would be sent to the Public Security Bureau to be educated by the police uncle.
"Even if I don't have the ability to go to Macau or gamble to make a fortune, at least it must be the ability to help me make money, what's the use of this ability?" Li Mu was depressed in his heart, he didn't even have a job now, if he didn't look for a job and didn't even have anything to eat, where would he still have the ability to capture the kiss of the nine-star beauty.
Moreover, nine-star beauties are not so easy to find, there are so many dressed-up flowers on the street, and young women who look quite eye-catching, the star rating is generally between three and five stars, and even a six-star one can hardly be found, so where to find a nine-star beauty.
"When the hell did I bring this scourge here?" Li Mu thought as he walked, when he suddenly heard a violent brake sound, and a red car almost stopped next to his clothes.
"You're you again?" The people in the car rolled down the window, and it turned out to be Tang Xien, Tang Xien looked at Li Mu with some disdain.
Li Mu hurriedly dodged, he was a little too engrossed, he didn't notice the red light for a while, and he didn't expect that it would be Tang Xien who almost hit him.
What Li Mu didn't expect was that Crayon Xiaoxin's evaluation of Tang Xien turned out to be nine stars, nine golden five-pointed stars flashing in Li Mu's mind, and below were the height and the number of measurements.
"No wonder the clothes are so tight, she actually has a d." Li Mu looked at Tang Xien's measurements and height number, and could only marvel that this was almost a masterpiece of heaven, no wonder Crayon Xiaoxin would give a nine-star evaluation, only one star away from the full star.
Although a nine-star beauty appeared, this woman was probably full of disgust for him, and it was impossible to kiss him.
Tang Xien saw Li Mu get out of the way, rolled down the window and moved the car to leave, but he didn't drive a few meters and stopped, and reversed back in front of Li Mu.
"What's your name?" Tang Xien rolled down the window again, took off his glasses and looked at Li Mu.
"Li Mu." Li Mu felt that he was really a failure, first Xu Hongmei, and then Tang Xien, who was in the same company, and no one remembered his name.
"Li Mu, you shouldn't have found a job yet, right? I have a job to introduce to you, I wonder if you are interested? Tang Xien said.
"You're going to introduce me to a job?" Li Mu looked at Tang Xien with some sorrow, almost unable to believe his ears.
"If you're interested, get in the car." Tang Xien pointed to the back seat, obviously not wanting Li Mu to sit next to her.
Li Mu hesitated, but still sat down, even if it was just because Tang Xien was a nine-star beauty, Li Mu was not willing to give up the opportunity to get in the car, except for Tang Xien, Li Mu really couldn't think of where there was such a beauty around him, but if he couldn't complete the task, his Li Mu's consciousness would completely disappear after three months, which was something that Li Mu would never allow.
"Director Tang, what job do you want to introduce to me?" Li Mu sat in the back and looked into Tang Xien's eyes from the reversing mirror.
"This job is very suitable for you, and the salary is very good, I believe you will be satisfied." A hint of mockery flashed in Tang Xien's eyes.
Tang Xien drove Li Mu to a women's club, which was originally a place for men to stop, but Tang Xien obviously had an extraordinary relationship with the club, and those reception ladies took the initiative to greet her, and no one stopped her from taking a man into the VIP room.
The private room is very luxuriously decorated, all kinds of equipment are very complete, small fountain baths and kTV equipment are directly installed in the room, Li Mu saw that there were several women in the room, some were soaking in the bath, some were talking about something together, and seeing Tang Xien bring Li Mu in, they were all a little flustered.
"Xiao Tang, why did you bring a man here, and when did you get a boyfriend?" A woman who looked to be about thirty looked at Li Mu with a smile and continued, "It doesn't look like Xiao Tang's dish?" ”
"Sister Zhao, what nonsense are you talking about, this is a birthday gift I brought you." Tang Xien walked over to the woman and sat down on the sand.
"Birthday present?" Sister Zhao paused for a moment, not understanding what Tang Xien meant.
Tang Xien smiled: "Sister Zhao, didn't you say that you want to go to see those foreign strippers perform and don't have time to go?" I'm bringing you one as your birthday present. ”
"Strippers? That's it? Sister Zhao looked at Li Mu and couldn't help but pout.
"Although his figure is not very good, his striptease is a little special, which is guaranteed to make you happy, Sister Zhao." Tang Xien took out two stacks of banknotes from his delicate bag and put them in front of Li Mu, one stack should have 10,000 yuan: "Li Mu, show Sister Zhao the elephant dance you danced at the celebration that day, these are yours." ”
"What kind of elephant dance?" The other women all gathered around with interest, looking at Li Mu like animals in a happy zoo.
The muscles on Li Mu's face were a little stiff, he never imagined that Tang Xien would pull him to be used as a stripper, looking at those women who seemed to be admiring playthings, Li Mu's heart was angry.
"What? Too little? Sister Zhao was interested, so she took her bag and put two stacks of banknotes on the table.
Li Mu suddenly laughed, glanced at the four stacks of 10,000 yuan bills on the table, and said calmly: "40,000 yuan to dance a striptease, you really think too highly of me Li Mu, if others want to see it, let alone 40,000, even 4000 I Li Mu also dance, but you women who augment breasts, pad noses, open the corners of your eyes, cut double eyelids, and all kinds of plastic surgery are ugly and disgusting women, even if you give me four million, I, Li Mu, are not interested in looking at you." ”
After finishing speaking, Li Mu strode around and wanted to walk out of the VIP room.
"You're scolding, you've pretended to be enough, do you want to just leave?" Sister Zhao's face turned blue with anger, and she pressed the remote control button in her hand, and suddenly two sturdy security guards rushed in, listening to Sister Zhao's instructions and blocking Li Mu.
Tang Xien looked at Li Mu with a somewhat surprised expression, with what she saw Li Mu's obscene behavior that day, she was not like such a backbone person, but in this way, I was afraid that it would be difficult for Li Mu to get out of the club by himself today.
"I, Zhao Xin, am not an unreasonable person, what you just said, as long as you can point it out to me, who is the ugly girl with breast augmentation, nose padding, opening the corners of her eyes, and cutting her double eyelids, not only can you leave, but the 40,000 yuan will also be taken away, I promise that no one will dare to trouble you in the future." However, if you can't say it clearly, I won't move your head, but if you can still mix in H City in the future, I, Zhao Xin, will have your surname. ”
"Then thank you Sister Zhao for your generous gift." Li Mu broke free from the security guard's hand, walked to the table, grabbed the 40,000 yuan and stuffed it into his pocket.
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