Li Mu walked out of the company building with a cardboard box in his arms, but everyone he met looked at him strangely.

"I've really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, how could this happen." Li Mu himself couldn't believe that he would encounter such a thing, and he couldn't believe that he would do that kind of thing.

Li Mu is just an ordinary young man, from elementary school to college, he is ordinary, he has never been a cadre, and he has never done anything out of the ordinary, so after finishing college in a plain way, he found such a stable job with a good salary, and he originally planned to live a peaceful life like this, go to work every day, and do something he likes after work, which can be regarded as living freely.

But this peaceful little day was ruined by himself yesterday, to be precise, it should be at the celebration banquet held by the company last night, Li Mu, who has always been quiet and introverted, actually jumped on the table at that banquet, in front of all the company's leaders and colleagues, and stepped on a ** elephant dance, and then came to a fart dance.

"What are elephant dances and butt dances?"

But no one who has seen Crayon Xiaoxin should not know what kind of dance the elephant dance and fart dance are, Li Mu can use his future wife's ** oath, even if someone puts a gun to his head, it is absolutely impossible for him to take off his pants and dance that kind of dance in front of many people, and sing while dancing.

"Elephant ...... The elephant ...... "Thinking of that scene, Li Mu hated to find a hole to drill down immediately, he really had no face in this life."

Originally, even if he did such a humiliating thing, he shouldn't have been fired directly, after all, it wasn't in the company, someone was willing to make a fool of himself, and everyone just watched it as a joke. But Li Mu not only danced the elephant dance yesterday, but also jumped in front of Tang Xien, the company's technical director, to dance. The little face went up.

Tang Xien is a model of a strong woman who is capable, wise and beautiful, although she is twenty-seven or eighteen years old, her skin is delicate and fair, and her figure is even better.

Zheng Zhicheng, the manager of the company, has also been staring at this piece of fat and has been pursuing Tang Xien, but unfortunately he has not been able to succeed.

This company is Zheng Zhicheng's father's industry, Zheng Zhicheng naturally said what is nothing, Li Mu actually molested Tang Xien in front of him, he did not break Li Mu's legs, it is already a rare good temper.

Of course, this good temper was based on the fact that he was trying to take the opportunity to comfort and please Tang Xien, and did not have much time to pay attention to Li Mu.

In such a situation, Li Mu naturally couldn't stay in the company anymore, and was directly fired by Zheng Zhicheng in the name of ** female colleague.

Li Mu didn't know why he suddenly lost his mind and went crazy to do that kind of thing at the celebration banquet, he was usually not that kind of person at all, he didn't even think about doing that kind of thing, don't say such crazy things, even if he went to the public bath, Li Mu would feel a little embarrassed.

Li Mu held the cardboard box and walked slowly on the street, he is not a high-end technician, just an ordinary clerk in the company, and has no professional expertise, if he wants to find a stable job with a good income, I am afraid it will take a lot of effort.

"Elephants." An Audi A8 stopped next to Li Mu, lowered the window, revealing the face of a half-aged, and shouted at Li Mu.

"Mr. Xu?" When Li Mu heard the word elephant, he immediately shuddered, and turned his head to look, but it was Xu Hongmei, one of the company's bosses, Xu Hongmei, who also contributed part of the company's funds, and was considered a partner of Zheng Zong, but she also had other companies, and she had less time here, and she rarely interfered in the company's affairs.

At the company's celebration that night, Mr. Zheng also invited Xu Hongmei over, so Xu Hongmei didn't have any impression of a small staff like Li Mu before, and she couldn't call Li Mu's name.

"What's your name?" Xu Hongmei sat in the car and looked at Li Mu and asked.

"Li Mu." Li Mu didn't know why Xu Hongmei suddenly stopped him.

"I lack self-contained people around me, I see that you are not bad, if you are willing to follow me, make this call, 50,000 a month, if you do well and make me happy, there are many other benefits." Xu Hongmei wrote a mobile phone number and stuffed it into Li Mu's hand, then rolled down the window and drove away.

"What kind of ...... is this?" Li Mu was stunned to hold the note with Xu Hongmei's mobile phone number written on it, and looked at the direction of the Audi A8 in disbelief.

Li Mu's appearance is just average, not ugly but not handsome, the woman's popularity is just mediocre, and he has only had two girlfriends so far, and he has never encountered such a thing.

Li Mu thought for a while, but didn't understand why Xu Hongmei wanted him, his face was not handsome, his figure was average, he basically didn't go to the gym, and he didn't have too many sports hobbies, Li Mu's figure can only be said to be quite symmetrical, but there is absolutely no capital to make women drool.

"Could it be ......" Li Mu thought left and right, and finally remembered the elephant dance he danced yesterday, and then he didn't dare to think about it anymore.

50,000 yuan a month is very big for Li Mu, he has been working in the company for a month, and everything is about 10,000, which is directly five times.

But thinking of Xu Hongmei's face with a thick foundation, Li Mu felt like a basin of ice water, and he couldn't get excited.

Crumpled the paper with the mobile phone number written in his hand and threw it into the garbage can on the side of the road, Li Mu returned to the small one-bedroom house he rented depressedly.

"You have to find a new job quickly." Although Li Mu still has some savings in his hands, he doesn't have his own house, and he may not even have a place to live in the future.

Li Mu was about to turn on the computer and surf the Internet to see if there was a job suitable for him, but he suddenly felt a buzz in his brain, and his consciousness seemed to be sucked into a black hole, appearing in a void space, and what his consciousness could see, in addition to the endless void, was a card in front of him that seemed to be composed of light, and there was a three-dimensional pattern on the card, which turned out to be the character "Crayon Xiaoxin" in the anime.

"Unlucky human, congratulations on getting the Two-Dimensional Curse Card." A strange voice came from the card, uninspired, as if it were an electronic synthesis.

"A card of the two-dimensional curse? What is that? Li Mu didn't react to what was going on for a while, thinking that he was still dreaming, and wanted to pinch himself with his hand to see if there was any pain, but now he didn't have a body at all, as if he was just conscious.

"The life that was created virtually in the second dimension, because the end of the life of the work is permanently frozen, many two-dimensional beings have a wish that can never be completed, and this strong desire is transformed into endless resentment because it can never be realized, and the card of the two-dimensional curse is the resentment aggregate of countless two-dimensional lives. Once you are possessed by this card, then a two-dimensional life with resentment will come to you, and if you can't help them fulfill their desires and eliminate their resentment, then your body will be occupied by them, and that two-dimensional life will live in this world instead of you. The strange sound echoed through the void.

"I must be dreaming, what two-dimensional life, those are just fictional things." Li Mu tried his best to wake up and get out of this somewhat strange "dream".

"Do you think it's a dream? Have you forgotten the elephant dance and fart dance you did at the company celebration yesterday? The first two-dimensional life that came was Crayon Xiaoxin, and at that time, you would be occupied by Crayon Xiaoxin, and you would make such a move. If you can't complete Crayon Xiaoxin's wish within three months, your consciousness will disappear forever, and your body will be occupied by Crayon Xiaoxin forever, and he will continue to live in this world instead of you. The voice was cold without a trace of emotion, which made Li Mu feel a chill in his heart.

"It's all a dream, it's all a dream, and I have to wake up quickly." Li Mu tried hard to wake himself up, but now there is no way to do it.

"The card has Crayon Xiaoxin's wishes and completion conditions on it, and if I were you, I would look at it carefully. Remember, you only have three months to spare. The voice grew louder and quieter, and then there was no more movement.

Li Mu couldn't wake himself up, there was nothing else in this void except for that card, so he had to focus on that card.

Under the three-dimensional pattern of crayon Xiaoxin, there are indeed a few lines of handwriting: "Get a kiss of love from a nine-star beauty." The time limit is ninety days, and you can choose one of Crayon Shin's two abilities, Dynamic Light Wave and Elephant Power, as a reward, and if you fail, you will lose consciousness forever, and your body will be occupied by Crayon Shin. ”

"Sure enough, it's a dream." Li Mu woke up early in the morning, hurriedly checked his body, there was no abnormality, and let out a long breath, the feeling of that dream was too real, which made him a little uneasy.

After washing, Li Mu was going to go out to eat something, and by the way, he went out for a walk to make his depressed mood better.

As soon as he walked out of the door, Li Mu looked up and saw a woman coming out of the opposite room, but she stayed there all of a sudden.

The woman was Xiao Shuyuan, a neighbor who lived opposite Li Mu, which was not surprising, but it was strange that when Li Mu's eyes fell on her, a group of four numbers and four and a half stars suddenly popped up in his mind.

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