From the initial dodge of my pursuit and repair, to my entanglement of his loss, and then to his anti-guest master, I completely fell. We kissed a full pillar of incense for a long time. The surrounding audience was all deeply shocked by our super long kissing time.

I stretched out my hand in front of Qian Qiu and Qian Lie, who were full of blank faces, and said funny: "Taishang Laojun, you are as anxious as a law!" Brother Qiu, Tianshuai returns to his soul! ”

Qian Qiu closed the fan. "Feng'er, Brother Han, Qiu admires! You are absolutely unprecedented, unprecedented. ”

Qian Lie's mouth twitched. "The pervert is really extraordinary. Fierce, out of reach! ”

I smiled and said, "Is your admiration for me now like a surging river?" ”

Qian Lie put down his head speechlessly, and the perverted girl would really climb up the rod.

I thought I was good at the top of the top five, but I flew low to the next round of the competition, which was completely contrary to my pre-competition plan of absolute success. For this reason, I have a little unwillingness and regret.

Seeing Feng'er's frowning slightly, Han Xiu hurriedly asked softly, "Why is Feng'er suddenly unhappy?" ”

Is my unhappiness so obvious? I was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Xiu, do you know why I am the last name?" ”

Han Xiu smiled: "Feng'er, it's already beyond our expectations that you can enter the next round. You've been asleep from start to finish, and you know how many required questions you've missed in front of you? The examiner can make you to the next round solely in order to comply with public opinion. ”

Qian Qiu said: "Feng'er, if you don't want to answer, just show the word "easy" on the back of the card to the examiner, you can't do it in the afternoon." ”

I was puzzled and asked, "Why?" ”

Qian Lie's mouth twitched, is this perverted woman really confused or fake? "Because it's both disrespectful to the examiner and contempt for the other contestants."

I nodded understandingly. "Oh."

Han Xiu smiled dotingly, touched Feng'er's head and said, "Okay, don't be unhappy." Let's all go back! ”

As soon as we got out of the gate, we saw my uncle standing at the entrance of the road, looking anxiously, seeing that this situation should have been waiting for a long time.

"Uncle, we're here!" I tiptoed and waved to my uncle.

As soon as the uncle saw us, he hurriedly greeted us and said, "Congratulations to Miss Qin for winning the fifth place in the morning Wenbi!" ”

I was shocked and shook my head and said depressedly: "Uncle, it's just a little better than losing the election, what is there to congratulate." ”

The uncle waved his hand and smiled: "Miss Qin's words are bad, your fifth place is much more famous than the first place." You not only became the top five people in this literary competition, but also topped the list, and were deeply loved by the old, middle, young and young generations. Since the door was opened, no less than ten men have asked me about you......"

The uncle said as he walked, his eyebrows fluttering, and he talked endlessly. I shook my head helplessly and followed, only now did I realize that he was such a monk.

On the way, a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy in red suddenly jumped in front of me, blushing and blocking my way: "May I ask if you are Qin Suifeng?" ”

I nodded blankly.

He hurriedly threw a small red purse into my hand, quickly slapped it in my face, and then ran to the side. "I like you! When I grow up, I'm going to marry you! Don't worry, I won't think you're ugly. Remember, my name is Jiulanshu, so don't forget it. ”

"Hey, that...... Ay. I put down my hand in despair, because he had disappeared into the crowd.

This, what is the state of affairs??? Although you look like the Korean star Yu Chenghao, although you are very much in line with my handsome standards, although you bravely confessed to me and said that you don't mind my appearance, but, but I don't destroy the seedlings with my hands, and the cow gnaws the grass!!!!!!!!! God, give me a thunderbolt to stun me!!!!! I looked up to the sky and shouted, "Ahhhhhhhhhh

Han Xiu was also surprised when he saw the young man's bold confession. But he didn't expect Feng'er's reaction to be so big. "Feng'er, don't be angry, it's okay."

I hung my head and said, "I'm not angry, I'm just overwhelmed by my charm." ”

The uncle smiled as if he thought I wasn't upset enough: "Miss Qin, you see what I said is right......

It's another long list of chanting.

After returning to Shifu for lunch and having a short conversation with Old Man Shi, I, Xiu, Brother Qiu, and Tianshuai went to the literary competition venue early. I thought that there were only five people competing in the afternoon, but many people came to the arena one after another.

What's going on? "Xiu, aren't there only five people selected in the morning? How could so many people suddenly pop up? ”

Han Xiu said: "These are the first talents selected by the major state capitals after the competition, and they are the people who directly obtained the final qualification for the competition. There were one hundred and sixty-five people in total. ”

I nodded, it turns out that now is the real master's move, a strong duel!!

"Feng'er, just do your best, don't think about anything else. The race is about to begin. The three of us are out, and we'll cheer you on. After Han Xiu finished speaking, he shook Feng'er's hand lightly.

"Yes! Rest assured. The first place is none other than your wife, and I am none other than you. I looked at Brother Xiu with emotion and nodded heavily.

Qian Qiu, Qian Lie smiled at Feng'er encouragingly, and then went to the stands with Han Xiu.

There are 10 rounds in the finals, and as in the morning, it is still easy and then difficult. You can still raise the "easy" nameplate, but with each example, the examiner will deepen the difficulty of the question given to you once.

In the beginning, most people were holding up the "Yi" brand, and if someone who didn't know who crossed over here, they would definitely think of it as some kind of auction site.

I sat on my stomach at the end of the morning nap, the most marginal position, neither read nor listen to the question, just keep holding the "easy" card.

When I was tired of raising my left hand, I raised my right hand, and when I was tired of raising my right hand, I directly tied the brand to my forehead as a forehead ornament.

If it weren't for the examiner who was carrying the big board in the morning who was always dangling around me, I guess I would have dreamed of Zhou Gong earlier.

Instead of killing time on my stomach in vain, I should think about my little day. So I leaned my hands on the table and propped up my chin.

After a long time

"Bang! Boom! Boom! "Three loud bangs in quick succession brought me back to reality.

I didn't even lift my eyelids, pointed to the sign on my forehead, and then changed my position and lay down on the table.

"It's the last three rounds, and there's no qualification to show the cards!" The big board examiner next to me had black lines all over his face.

"Is it the final?" I asked, hunched over and lazy.

"That's right." The examiner gave me a blank look and replied.

Finally, it was the turn of the all-rounder to appear, and I fanned it, and when I looked up, there were only nine people left in front of me. I walked gracefully to the first row.

Take a closer look, huh? Examiner changed??? It's all fresh faces. I politely saluted the eight examiners, and then said: "Everyone loves us, flowers bloom, color trees in the wind, chic, free and uninhibited Qin has seen all the examiners." Please give the most difficult, most partial, and most absolute questions directly to the wind. With that, I pointed to the "Yi" card on my forehead and turned it over. Meaning, don't fool me with those pediatrics.

As I expected, the nine masters beside me gasped in unison.

An elderly examiner on the left was so angry with me that his nose was crooked. A purple-clothed examiner next to him said: "The wind sends flowers all over the ground, and the next link is limited to one ......."

I knew that the time limit was very short, and if I couldn't answer, I would be expelled from the arena for contempt of the examiner and the crime of impersonating a master, so without waiting for him to finish, I immediately replied: "The rain is full of spring trees." This is a couplet that can be read backwards or backwards. It becomes upside down: the sky is full of green trees and spring rain, and the ground is full of red fragrant flowers to send wind.

After listening to my answer, the man in purple looked stunned for a moment, and then smiled lightly.

The nine around him didn't react, but the audience outside the venue was thunderous.

A green-clothed examiner on the right said: "Xianglian is clear and cool, and the summer is long." Limited ......"

This is a seasonal couplet, and I grabbed it faster than before: "Yanmei Red Mountain is warm with sunshine, and the winter is short." ”

The green-clothed examiner raised his eyebrows and said: "Xianglian blue water moves the wind cool, the water moves the wind and the wind is cool, the summer days are long, the summer breeze moves the water, and the cool breeze moves the water and the lotus is fragrant." This time, he very consciously saved the sentence of how much time is limited.

It's just a seasonal couplet, and it's replaced with a tongue twister.

My incense fan shook gently: "Yanmei red mountain with warm sun, mountain with warm winter short, short winter warm sun with mountain, warm sun with mountain red plum." ”

Before the green-clothed examiner could react, the nine talents next to me applauded me.

The median examiner directly lit up with a red card.

This round, I passed the test with ease.

Then the median examiner said: "This exam announces that all ten players in the field will enter the next round of competition. Please get 10 talented people on the right stage and choose their own seats. The next round of competition is centered on the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and each person recites a poem or a pair of poems, and a pillar of incense is limited to a time. The top five players will advance to the final round, and the other five will finish in the top 10. The competition begins! (1 pillar of incense = 5 minutes)

Hey? When did you get such a small platform about a meter high on the right? Confused, I walked up and found a seat on the side. Picking up the pen, thinking about it for a while, he quickly began to write, and after writing, he put down the pen and took a sip of the herbal tea on the table.

After a while, the examiner rang the bell to signal that the time was up, and then a person walked out of the field and took away the ten answer sheets.

The examiners looked at each other carefully with the answer sheets, and suddenly they all turned their heads to each other on the same exam paper. Some shook their heads, some nodded, and seemed to disagree. Finally, the median examiner said: "Now this exam is announced, and the first selected candidate, Zhao Jingcheng." The poem is as follows: That year, love was drunk, and the stars moved back for a thousand years. I occasionally looked at the crazy girl around me, and sighed that no one knew my heart. After speaking, the test paper will be shown to everyone to show the truth and notarization!

At the same time, a man in Tsing Yi stood up and saluted the examiner, presumably this person was Zhao Jingcheng.

The median examiner continued: "The second selected person is Zhou Mingyu. The poem is as follows: Looking back at the love of the Lang, I see my beloved wife go to the horizon. Others only cherish boundless love, and they should keep their roots and live in the mountains. Then he showed the test paper to the public.

After reading, Zhou Mingyu, who was sitting in front of me, got up and saluted the examiner.

The examiner then read out the names and poems of Ouyang Jin and Dong Ming.

At the end of the year, I thought I would pronounce my name, but the examiner said: The poem of the last selected person is:

The clouds are clever, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver man is dark. As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world.

Tenderness is like water, the best period is like a dream, and you can endure the return of the Magpie Bridge. If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight? ”

The audience, who had been quiet all the time, applauded when they heard this poem.

I finally let go of my heart, it doesn't hurt if this family Qin Guan's poem is borrowed by me, even if it hurts, he won't wear it here to accuse me of plagiarism. I turned around and searched for Han Xiu and them, and suddenly saw that they had turned to the sidelines again. I smiled at them, then pointed to the paper in the examiner's hand, and then to me. The three of them happily gave me a thumbs up and nodded frequently.

At this moment, the examiner sent me to the eighteenth layer of hell with a single word.

"The Last Inductee - Unnamed !!!!"

Nameless! Nameless!!! I was stunned and slammed my jaw directly on the table. Oh buy cakes!! I actually forgot to sign it!!!!! However, I quickly perked up, and since the examiners had unanimously decided that my essay had been selected, they ruled out the possibility of giving me a zero score on my paper.

So I stood up and said, "Your Excellency, this poem was written in the wind!" But to the handwriting, please also ask the adult to know the door. ”

What I didn't expect was that another person actually stood up and said, "Lord Examiner, Qin Suifeng is talking nonsense!" This poem was written by Fei Fei because she missed her husband. I can also look at the handwriting, I hope the adults will know it! ”

I saw that it was the pink-clad garbage from the morning!!! This person actually turned black and white upside down, and the wicked person sued first and pretended to be me on the spot!!!!

The examiners in the venue and the audience outside the venue were stunned by this scene and were stunned.

The examiner's determination in the face of this sudden change in the arena was not bad, and he frowned slightly and said, "You two write out your respective names and submit them." ”

I quickly wrote out my name and handed the paper to the rewinder. Then, the pink-coated garbage also handed in his name.

The eight examiners carefully checked their handwriting, and then some shook their heads and some nodded. Could it be that the pink-clad garbage imitated my handwriting, no? When has she seen my writing???? I unconsciously knocked on the table and thought about it with a frown. Suddenly, I saw the wind fan I put on the corner of the table, and I immediately understood.

All-round talent with the wind, if I am casually pretended to be bullied by you, an ancient despicable villain, what kind of beautiful man am I still lusting, what kind of day do I mess with, it is better to just find a noodle and hang it.

I stood up and saluted the examiner, saying, "Your Excellency, I have a way to find out who wrote this poem at once, and to distinguish between right and wrong. ”

When the examiner heard this, he said with a straight face: "You can tell me and listen to it." ”

Good!!! As long as you can agree, I can ruin this garbage in no time. "My lord, the so-called true can't be fake, fake can't be true. Sui Feng begs your lord to allow the two of us to rewrite the poem just now and present it again, and at that time, I believe that you will know it at a glance. ”

The eight examiners looked at me in unison, and then looked at the examiner and nodded in unison.

The examiner said, "Good! This exam will now order the two of you to resubmit this poem. ”

I quickly wrote down the poems, circled them one by one where I could distinguish between right and wrong, and then handed the poems to the collectors.

The woman in pink still pretended to be innocent and aggrieved at this moment, which made people vomit to the extreme!!

Han Xiu and the three of them looked anxiously at the stage, and they all clenched their fists.

The audience outside the venue was even more uproaring.

I smiled at Brother Xiu and them, then shook my head, signaling to them that I was okay, don't worry.

The eight examiners nodded their heads after seeing the rewritten poems of me and the pink-clothed garbage. Finally, the examiner raised his hand to signal the audience to be quiet. "Now this exam has announced that the last selected person is Qin Suifeng!! Shi Feifei pretended to be a master on the spot, and was punished for the crime of contempt of the examiner and the crime of impersonating a master according to the rules of the competition, and was immediately expelled from the arena and punished with a heavy dà 20 board!! ”

The cheers of the audience outside the stadium suddenly shook the earth, and it seems that I really have a lot of fans.

"Wronged, my lord, wronged. Please be careful! Shi Feifei immediately knelt on the ground and shouted injustice.

As the saying goes, if you don't hit the south wall, you won't look back, and if you don't enter the coffin, you won't shed tears. This garbage knocked down the south wall, and the coffin was lying through, and he didn't give up, what a stupid villain, ruining that gravitational pretty face.

I stood up and fanned my fan and walked up to her, squatted down and said, "Trash, do you think you imitated the words on my fan, memorized poems with your ability to never forget, coupled with your first-class acting skills and face, you can pretend to be successful with fake and real??? Yes??? You know, where you are defeated??? ”

A trace of panic flashed in Shi Feifei's eyes, but she quickly hid it, this person must be from a wealthy family. Only those who have been in the center of power and interests for a long time and are accustomed to intrigue and intrigue will develop such good concentration and ability to act.

"I don't understand what you're saying."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. When you finish the board, then go home and cry for your father and mother, add fuel and vinegar, talk nonsense, give some money or rely on the power of your father, relatives, husbands, lovers, and concubines to get my test papers back from the examiner and see if you understand. Shi Feifei: yes? I, Qin Suifeng, have written you down. I'm sure you'll take revenge on me when you go back, and I'll wait for you. I closed my fan and stood up, saluted the examiner who was carrying the board, and then returned to my seat.

Seeing Shi Feifei being dragged away by the two tolerances who came by order, I raised my eyebrows, I am not a soft persimmon, you can pinch the circle if you want to, and you can pinch it if you pinch it. The backstage of your family is the king of heaven, and I am not afraid!!

After such a small episode, the atmosphere was ruined a lot.

The examiner rang the bell and said, "Now this exam announces that the five selected talents have entered the final round of the competition. The final round of the competition will be carried out in the form of a combination of poetry and painting. Each of you has a large piece of cardboard behind you, on which you can sing things, people, and scenes. Each talent can find anyone inside and outside the field to help grind ink, pour tea, and watch the time. For a limited time, the comparison begins!! (Ancient timekeeping moment = half an hour Note: this moment, not the current quarter of an hour)

I beckoned directly to Brother Xiu.

I had a false alarm just now, and I was about to run to the beauty to give her some comfort, when I saw her beckoning to him, Han Xiu rushed to Feng'er's side with a few jumps and a few strokes.

"Feng'er, you were wronged just now." Han Xiu stared at Feng'er and said with concern.

I shook my head. "Xiu, it's fine. Your wife, I am not a dregs ball, any cat or dog can step on me and pinch me round, and then eat it until there is no ash left. Okay, help me with the ink, I'll do the color grading. ”

"Okay." Han Xiu looked at Feng'er, who was weak and petite on the outside, but tough and powerful on the inside, and smiled reassuringly.

Tune in to the lust, I lifted the pen to draw the ancient Great Wall, the rolling green hills, the endless rice fields, the surging Yellow River, the eagle soaring with wings, the boundless sea, and the scorching sun like water.

"Feng'er, you draw so well!" Han Xiu was amazed by the magnificent mountains and rivers on the screen.

"Thank you Xiu, I'll draw one for you another day." Seeing the love in Brother Xiu's eyes, I was so happy that my heart blossomed.

After the drawing, I began to write poems.

Let's look at the present

The scenery of the holy sky, thousands of miles of rice waves, and the fragrance of flowers. Looking inside and outside the Great Wall, the green fields are vast, and the big river is up and down, rolling waves.

The clouds chase the goshawk, the sea dances the dragon, and wants to compete with the gods.

Take advantage of the sunny day to see the red makeup, which is extraordinarily enchanting.

There are so many delicate rivers and mountains, leading countless heroes to bend their waists.

Cherish the Xia Wang Shang Tang, slightly lose the literary talent. Emperor Wu of Zhou and Qin is slightly less coquettish

A generation of Tianjiao, the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, only knows how to draw his sword to the wolf.

In the past,

At this point, I stopped and turned to look at Brother Qiu and the marshal, who happened to be looking at me as well. I smiled at them, then turned around and pulled down Big Brother Xiu's head, kissed him affectionately, and threw the wolf into the sky with all my might.

The four talents and eight examiners in the venue, and the thousands of spectators outside the venue were all shocked by the boldness.

Lustful girl!! Erotic !! The crowd began to scream with excitement again.

When the wolf fell from the sky, my left hand caught it accurately, and while kissing with my eyes closed, my left hand wrote on the cardboard: Count the merry people, and look at the present day!

The eight examiners were stunned by my superior left-handed blind calligraphy, and they all stood up and walked up to my painting.

I let go of Brother Xiu, and then took a full sip of tea and spewed out at the sea on the picture. Suddenly, the waves on the sea surface were monstrous, both illusory and real.

Then four small words fell: Qin Suifeng

The examiner read my words excitedly, and his heart was full of passion and pride.

At the end of the competition time, the examiner excitedly announced: "This exam announces that the third place in this literary comparison of poetry, calligraphy and painting is Zhao Jingcheng." The bright moon is separated from people with poems: The heart is full of songs, but it is difficult to say that the sorrow comes, and the moon is bright at the end of the world. The second place is Dong Ming. Red plum fragrant flowers with poems: In March, the east wind blows the snow away, and the mountains in Hunan are as green as water. No one saw a Qiang pipe, and countless plum blossoms fell on the bridge. 1st place goes to ......"

The audience on the sidelines shouted loudly in unison, lustful, erotic, erotic!!

The examiner reached out and pointed to the drawing board behind me. "The lustful girl Qin follows the wind!!! Thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are accompanied by a swan song.

The scenery of the holy sky, thousands of miles of rice waves, and the fragrance of flowers. Looking inside and outside the Great Wall, the green fields are vast, and the big river is up and down, rolling waves.

The clouds chase the goshawk, the sea dances the dragon, and wants to compete with the gods.

Take advantage of the sunny day to see the red makeup, which is extraordinarily enchanting.

There are so many delicate rivers and mountains, leading countless heroes to bend their waists.

Cherish the Xia Wang Shang Tang, slightly lose the literary talent. Emperor Wu of Zhou and Qin is slightly less coquettish

A generation of Tianjiao, the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, only knows how to draw his sword to the wolf.

All the past, count the romantic characters, and look at the present! ”

I resigned myself to a head, and even the examiner called me a perverted woman???

Qian Qiu, Qian Lie stood on the sidelines, looking at the thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, listening to the poems and texts, the mood was excited, the psychological defense line completely fell, and a certain emotion quietly changed.

Pervert! Pervert! Erotic ...... The passion of everyone inside and outside the arena broke out, and the applause was thunderous for a while, and the shouts shook the sky!

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