Drinking and making mistakes, this sentence is really true. As soon as I was happy last night, I let go of the drinking abstinence, and drank more than a dozen glasses one after another, and fell directly on the table.

It's already a quarter of the hour, and the wind girl is still lying on the bed on all fours, snoring and sleeping, and if she doesn't wake up, she will have to miss the entrance time for this morning's game. Shi Dahai waited anxiously outside the wing, stomping back and forth.

Han Xiu had already tried to call Feng'er no less than ten times, but she didn't wake up at all, and the more she slept, the more fragrant she became. How good is that?

Qian Qiu and Qian Lie saw Han Xiu coming out of the room with entangled eyebrows, knowing that the awakening mission that must have been given to him had failed again.

Damn, when is it, the perverted girl is still sleeping like a dead pig, Han Xiu has screamed so many times, so loudly, even his ears sound calloused, she can still sleep, and she still sleeps so soundly. Qian Lie waved his fist angrily and said to the three people: "Let me in, I promise to wake her up." ”

Shi Dahai and Qian Qiu both looked at Han Xiu as if inquiring, Han Xiu thought for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll go in with you." ”

Qian Lie walked to the bedside, only to be a colorless woman who died of anger. The perverted girl was drooling, smiling happily with her eyes closed, looking at this, I don't know which husband she dreamed of again. He took a deep breath, then put his mouth into the pervert's ear and yelled, "Han Xiu is gone!!!!! ”

I saw Xiao Tiantian coming back on a white horse in a red dress. I was so excited that I jumped for joy, galloped up, pulled him off the horse, and kissed him to the ground in the dark without saying a word. Just as he was tearing at his clothes, he heard a loud roar in the sky, Han Xiu was gone!

"Xiu, don't go, wait for me—" I exclaimed, and sat up from the bed. When I looked closely, Brother Xiu was looking at me with a smile.

"Feng'er, hurry up, the morning event has already started a moment, and you will not be allowed to enter after three minutes of the start." Han Xiu saw Feng'er close his eyes, and wanted to fall into bed again, so he said hurriedly.

Ah, late. "What, I'm already late." I jumped out of bed with a thud.

"Repair, toothbrush, face wash, rouge, eyebrow pencil, comb! Fast! ”

Qian Lie was relieved to see that the woman had finally woken up. saw her hurriedly pulling her clothes, and actually bolted the straps of her clothes to a mess. "Brother Han, you dress her, I'll help her comb her hair, quick!"

Tianshuai finally said a word and did a human thing. "Thank you, thank you, God......" The handsome word ran to his throat and choked for a long time before returning to his stomach.

Qian Lie saw the slightly red left side of the woman's face and said, "I also want to see what someone else will do besides sex?" ”

Han Xiu raised his head slightly, just in time to catch a glimpse of Qian Lie's slightly red face and the smile that couldn't be hidden in his eyes.

"Xiu, is it still scary?" I asked hurriedly after drawing plum blossoms in the mirror.

Han Xiu nodded after looking at it. "It's beautiful."

These three words are more intoxicating and touching than any sweet words. Brother Xiu, it's so good! Through the guò mirror, I saw the bun that Tianshuai combed for me, simple and beautiful. I didn't expect Tianshuai to have such a pair of skillful hands. "Thank you!"

It's the first time I've used your name for Tianshuai.

This is the first time that Qian Lie has combed a woman's bun after learning to comb her hair, and the luck of a lustful woman is not ordinarily good. "No thanks." Qian Lie pursed his lips, put down the comb and went out.

When the four of us followed the uncle to the gate outside the Bizet field, it was just in time for the gatekeeper to close the door. "Wait—"

I shouted at the gatekeeper, and then suddenly burst into 8 meters per second and rushed over, holding both gates with both hands. It's so dangerous, if it's a little later, you won't be eligible to enter, let alone participate.

This, what kind of kung fu is this? I'm afraid it can't be compared to the peerless light power grass flying. In the blink of an eye, Feng'er had already run a hundred meters away, did she really not know martial arts? Qian Qiu and Qian Lie were so surprised that they forgot to close their open mouths.

Han Xiu said: "Brother Qian, Brother Qian, Feng'er is trying to hold the door for us." As he spoke, he hurried over with light work.

"Come in, you two, Shi won't send it." Uncle is humane to the Qian family brothers.

Qian Qiu and Qian Lie suddenly came back to their senses and followed closely.

Fortunately, there was finally no danger, and the four of them entered the field smoothly.

With the guidance of a special person, the four of them quickly learned about all the competitions. There is no doubt about it, except for all the martial arts competitions related to the eighteen weapons, I have signed up for all the items. When I told the official in charge of registration what I was going to participate in, the official had already misheard, and after repeatedly confirming that his ears were normal and my head was normal, he wrote my name with shaking hands, circled the various event columns, and then handed me the quasi-tournament cards for various events.

"Brother Qiu, Tianshuai, aren't you participating?" I watched in amazement as the two of them were busy for me and Han Xiu.

Qian Qiu smiled. "We're just here to see Bizet. Let's go, Wenbi has been around for a long time. ”

"Oh, then you remember to cheer me on." I looked at both of them gratefully.

Han Xiu said: "Feng'er, my project is tomorrow. Hurry up and get in. We'll watch you from the sidelines. ”

I took a look at Brother Xiu, walked a few steps and came back to smack him hard in the face before running into the arena.

The people around were stunned by this scene and forgot to walk and talk.

Han Xiu hurriedly lowered his head and walked towards Wenbi's stand.

Qian Qiu smiled lightly and followed. The eldest brother left, and Qian Lie quickly left everyone's sight.

I finally squeezed into the arena of Wenbi, and when I looked, oh buy cakes, there are so many people participating!! The long tables in the arena of Nuoda were lined up with people, at least 300 people. The competition was fiercer than the civil service interview scene I had seen before I crossed over.

All tournaments have a characteristic: easy first and then difficult, so those who are famous from far and near can skip the preliminary round and go straight to the final. Therefore, when everyone saw me, a stranger who had come belatedly, they thought that I was a high-ranking disciple of a celebrity hermit, and they all bowed to me. I was flattered for a moment and hurriedly returned the salute politely.

I slowly swayed into the arena, and there were so many people, and the final was still early. It's better to find a position to the back and squint for a while. So I went straight to the last row and sat down, put my hands around the table, leaned my head on my hands, and Meng Zhougong went.

I don't know how long I slept. Suddenly, someone shook me violently.

I opened my eyes and looked, oh buy cakes! The black pressure in front of the people in the middle was completely gone, and only the first row still had nine backs. "Is it the final?" I asked, confused.

"Yes—yes—" shouted the examiner standing next to me with a strange board pulling his neck. Looking at his shaky beard, I guess he must have been annoyed by me.

Now that the time has come for this book to come out, no matter how you say it, you have to make a classic appearance. I saluted the examiner, and then opened the wind fan with a "swish", walked to the first row in a dashing manner, and said to the long row of male and female examiners in various costumes in front of me: "I Qin Suifeng to meet the examiners, please directly give the most difficult, most partial, and most absolute questions to Suifeng." "It means that the general, common ones don't waste my time.

As soon as I finished speaking, there was a long, unison gasp sound from beside me, as I expected. This man is crazy enough, proud enough, bold enough!!

The examiner behind me twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "The question is out, this is your last chance." If you can't answer, you will not only be expelled from the field immediately for contempt of the examiner, but you will also be severely beaten on the 20th board for the crime of impersonating a master. As he spoke, he took off the board from his shoulder and struck his left palm a few times.

No way! What kind of rule is this, if you can't answer it, you will be beaten with a wrench!!! Even the day, just me, my deputy body, let alone 20, can shoot me to death with one board. Looking at the thick plank, I looked around and immediately chose an escape route. Always be prepared to run as fast as you can if you can't answer. At this time, it seems that I forgot that no matter how good the route is, it is useless, not to mention that there are tall and powerful officials everywhere, even if I escape from their encirclement and interception, there is no way to get out, and the gate has long been closed.

Although my heart is sudden, I still want face, after all, Brother Xiu is still watching me somewhere on the sidelines. "What is the examiner?"

A chubby female examiner shook a fan and said, "The days increase and the years increase and people gain weight." The next couplet, a half-column of incense is limited. (1 pillar of incense = 2.5 minutes)

I immediately replied aloud: "Spring is full of pigs." "In order not to become a dead soul under the board, I answered the questions as fast as I could, and it only took me a maximum of 10 seconds from opening my mouth to closing my mouth.

When I finished answering, I saw the rest of the examiners snickering. Isn't this coupling clearly scolding other people's fat sister pigs?

I innocently looked at the fat female examiner and the big board examiner, this can't blame me, who told you to have a time limit and a board lifter.

When I whispered in my heart, I noticed that a large rectangular cardboard was raised in the east, west, south and north corners of the arena, on which the dragon flew and the phoenix danced to remember the fat sister's exam questions and my answers, and each piece of cardboard was held high by the four big men and rotated 360 degrees at a slow speed to show thousands of spectators outside the venue.

The fat eldest sister said with black lines on her head: "Tai Chi two yi give birth to four elephants, and the time limit is ......"

Before she could say how much time she could give, I said, "A moment is worth a thousand dollars." ”

The fat sister's fan slapped on the table with a thud, presumably thundered by my answer, and there was even more boos outside the field.

The fat eldest sister straightened her clothes and sat upright and said, "The tree is half withered and the axe is longitudinal."

I immediately replied, "Sure enough, it's not relevant at all. "The fat sister directly put up a red card to me, and the word on the card was "ten"

In the venue, all the examiners applauded the fat sister for her spirit of selecting talents for the country regardless of personal grievances. Outside the venue, the audience also barely gave me a sparse applause for face.

Look at this situation, the first level, I passed.

Then the examiner sitting in the middle said: "Now is the time for the top ten in this competition to form teams and enter the next round of the competition." The next round of competition will be divided into two groups: A and B. The time limit for teaming up is two, and the timer starts. ”

What the? Just ten people still have to compete in groups? No, when I first came, I didn't see a group of more than 300 people.

When I was still wondering why I was grouped, the top nine beside me had already united around a beauty in pink. Hey, who told me to look like this? Look at how strong the gravitational pull of other beauties is.

Obviously, there is no need to wait for the time limit to end, this situation is clearly that Qin Suifeng enters the next round with one enemy and nine!!

The impartial examiner waited enough time before announcing the start of a new round of competition.

"Now this exam announces that the group with Qin Suifeng as the group is called Group A, and the group with the other nine talented people and talented women as the group is called Group B. This round of competition is a two-group competition, that is, the two groups A and B play each other's pairs to stump each other for the purpose of stumbling each other, and each pair is limited to half a pillar of incense. Start getting right! ”

Before I could speak, a man in gray said, "Shallow and deep, direct teaching, life and death promise." As soon as he finished speaking, the nine people opposite him burst into laughter. After hearing this, the examiners were full of black lines, and they were helpless, there was no way. There is no rule in this round that such ambiguous pairs cannot be produced.

Isn't that right? Good!!! That's where Suifeng comes in!! A pair, a pair, a pair, a pair!!

The color girl with the wind is by no means in vain, today I will show you the level and style!!! I fanned lightly and said loudly: "The front top and back insertion are the most soul-destroying and fiddling repeatedly." After speaking, he raised his eyebrows at the right brother, which means that he bullied me tenderly, and bullied me because he didn't understand it, right? Underestimate me!!

All the examiners looked at me dumbfounded, and sure enough, people can't look good, and the sea can't fight.

The audience outside the venue saw the upper and lower links on the cardboard, and immediately gasped one after another.

The man in gray was stunned for a moment and said, "The heroes and heroes of the world are here to bow their heads and pay tribute. ”

I then smiled and said, "The fierce women of the world come in and undress and undress. "You don't have to think about it at all, just open your mouth and come to the battle! The examiners in the venue and the audience outside the venue were thundered by the two of us, and I don't know who started, but there was more and more enthusiastic applause all around.

The man in gray said unconvinced: "You are stupid, you are tired, and you have suffered a lot of sins." ”

I immediately answered: "Die for you, go crazy for you, and crash all the walls for you!" ”

When the examiners heard this, three of them immediately sprayed tea and two choked on their saliva. The audience cheered, and we women and men steadily pushed this round to smaller.

The man in gray gritted his teeth and said, "Shake the sails of the colorful boat, all because of the waves." ”

I closed the fan with a thud. "Burn two lines of tears from the silver candle, just for the sake of merry." Swing to the wind, absolutely !!

The examiners and the audience immediately responded to me with thunderous applause and applause.

There are people outside the people, and there is a sky outside the sky, and this color is stronger than that color. The man in gray bowed down and retreated.

A man in Tsing Yi immediately stepped forward: "The ancient wood in front of the mountain and rock is dry, and this wood is firewood." ”

I smiled at him and turned my head around to search.

"Pervert! Pervert! Over here! Qian Lie jumped outside the arena and shouted loudly. Han Xiu and Qian Qiu had black faces, their bodies emitting blue gas, and they slashed him to the ground with one palm.

I waved my hand at Han Xiu and said, "The woman in the scarf tent is good, and the girl is even better!" ”

The audience outside the venue applauded continuously, and roared in unison: Lustful girl! Erotic !!!

A woman in yellow said: "The locust tree is automatic without wind, and there is a ghost next to the wood?" ”

Another word splitting pair, I opened the fan with a bang. "In autumn, the grass is withered, and the grass is lit on the edge of the fire"

After answering, all the examiners applauded us.

The woman in yellow said again: "Two, three, four, five"

This is a pair of missing words, which means missing one.

I smiled and said: "Six or seven" means less ten, which is a lack of one less ten, which means lack of food and clothing.

The examiner in the middle seat nodded to the two of us.

At this time, the central figure of the top nine, the woman in pink couldn't help it, and she was sarcastic. "The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow."

I squinted my eyes and replied, "Bamboo shoots in the mountains, with thick skin and a hollow belly." ”

The woman in pink blushed and said coldly: "Rice beams, wheat, millet, many mongrels, I don't know who is Mr." ”

Dare to scold me like this, joke, Suifeng was scolded by this garbage, is it still called Suifeng? I said: "Poetry and books are all serious, why bother asking Lao Tzu." ”

The examiner who carried the big board smiled appreciatively at me, and it seemed that he was not used to the aggressive pink-clad garbage.

The pink-clothed garbage said again: "In the mountains where the two apes cut the wood, this monkey also dares to saw." ”

Depend on! It's another curse, and the implication is a monkey couplet!!

I immediately shouted, "How can this beast get hoofed when the horse is stuck in the mud!!! "The moral is how the beast came up with the problem. For a while, there was applause outside the venue, and the cheers continued.

"Wind, good !!" Han Xiu was really angry when he watched Feng'er being bullied by the nine-person group in turn, and finally broke out after listening to the woman in pink scolding repeatedly!!!

I turned my head and saw that the three of them had already moved to the sidelines. I smiled at them and signaled that they didn't have to worry about me.

The woman in pink saw that she had aroused public outrage, so she had to retreat in a mocking manner.

The nine-person group still wanted to come up with a question, and the median examiner shook the bell and said: "This round of competition has just ended, and now this exam has announced that this round is a draw." Here's the final round of this morning. This round of competition is carried out in a rush to answer the question, that is, after the start of the time limit, who can answer the test questions in the fastest time, who will get the score, the top five points will directly enter the afternoon Wenbi, and the remaining five will be unsuccessful. Everyone, there are only five questions in this round of competition, and the competition has just begun! ”

A blue-clothed examiner on the left said: "Black is not, white is not, red and yellow are not, and foxes, cats and dogs are like animals, neither domestic animals nor wild beasts." ”

It's a riddle pair, and the riddle is: guess

I immediately replied, "There are poems, words, and discourses, and they are vague about the east, west, north and south, and although they are short pieces, they are wonderful essays." ”

The riddle of my myth pair is: riddle.

The examiner in blue immediately gave me a red card: 10 points. Outside the field, it was amazing, wonderful, and applauded.

A silver-clothed examiner dressed as a Confucian general said: "Take Erchuan, line up eight formations, six out and seven capture, five zhang original lanterns, forty-nine lamps, and only pay for three wishes." ”

This is based on Zhuge Liang's deeds.

I immediately replied: "Pingxi Shu, Dingnan Barbarian, East and North Rejection, the Chinese military tent has changed hexagrams, civil engineering and gold, and the water surface can be attacked with fire." ”

The silver-coated examiner nodded at me frequently, and then gave me a red card. The audience outside the stadium directly stood up and applauded!!

The nine people next to him were a little anxious, not that they couldn't answer, but they couldn't grab it as fast as me.

An examiner dressed as a Taoist priest said: One life is two, two is three, and three is everything.

I immediately replied: "The law of the earth is heaven, the law of heaven is the way, and the law of the Tao is natural." ”

The Taoist examiner stroked his beard and smiled and raised a very red card. The atmosphere outside the venue was unprecedentedly warm, and the applause lasted for a long time!!!

I replied with a bow. I've already qualified, so there's no need to rush to answer the remaining two questions. I made a gesture of please to the top nine, then sat down and waited for the result.

Soon the results were announced by the median examiner. "Now this exam is announced, after the discussion of our eight examiners, it is unanimously agreed that the following five talents can directly enter the competition project in the afternoon. They are:

Tang Meng――

Chen Pingyang――

Shi Feifei -

Dong Ming and ......"

My heart is beating a drum, why didn't I have me in my name before? Is it the referees who are operating in the dark, or do the judges have an opinion about me? My heart was so tense that I lost my rhythm.

At this moment, more than 1,000 spectators outside the arena raised their fists and shouted. "Qin Suifeng! Qin with the wind! Qin with the wind! ……”

Over and over again, it shook my heart!! It shook my heart!!

There was only one last spot, and I closed my eyes to fate.

The median examiner stretched out his hand to signal everyone to be quiet. "And Qin Suifeng—"

"Oh yes!! Qualifying!! ”

I jumped up from the stool with a cheer and ran around the field, smiling and waving to the audience as I ran, and occasionally returning my sweet kisses to them. Finally stopped in front of Brother Xiu, pounced on him like a wolf, wrapped his neck, sealed his lips, forced the fragrant tongue into his mouth, and entangled with his tongue.

Lustful girl!! Erotic !!! Wave after wave of roars!!

Thousands of viewers were completely conquered by a generation of perverted women with the wind, and the roar became the strongest accompaniment for me and Brother Xiu's kiss.!

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