Chapter 8 The most annoying thing about me
() Suddenly, I felt as if I had stopped, Lao Tzu opened his eyes in a daze, and saw that a little fat man was fighting with a Warcraft earth demon rat that seemed to be a level 4 lower level, and suddenly became interested, this ground demon rat is cute, and he is not afraid of Lao Tzu, interesting. However, later Lao Tzu learned that Lao Tzu's Nuwa bloodline aura was too weak, and only demonic beasts above level 6, including level 6, could feel it.
"Big head! How did you meet a child? "Big head, I gave the old man a name, as his master, I have the right to give him a name, and as a slave, he cannot have the previous name.
Lao Tzu saw a lot of dead people in the Warcraft Forest, and the living people were big heads and small demons. But no matter whether they are dead or alive, they have never seen anyone under the age of a hundred, and the child in front of him is obviously fifteen or sixteen years old.
"Master, we've reached the edge of the Monster Forest!" The old man replied respectfully. He's now starting to adjust to his identity.
"So fast? Have I slept that long? Lao Tzu was puzzled, but how did Lao Tzu know how fast the old man and the Wind Lion were terrifying after he fell asleep.
"Boom!" The little fat man was knocked out by the goblin rat, who is good at ramming! However, he immediately got up, and there was nothing to do with his body, Ma Bu naturally squatted, threw a fist with his heavy arms, and with one punch knocked the earth demon rat that rushed over again backwards and rolled back. And he himself thumped, taking five or six steps back.
However, without hesitation, take advantage of the victory to pursue, hold down the head of the Earth Demon Mouse, and smash it with a fist!
"Good! Terrible! Lao Tzu looked at such a bloody battle, and roared gloating on the old man's shoulder.
"Be careful!" The kind-hearted little demon jīng honey is born to remind! Because he also felt that the Earth Demon Rat had launched a magical attack, the Earth Spear Stab.
I don't know if I heard the hint of the little demon jīng, or if I already knew the attack path of the earth demon rat, the little fat man stomped hard with his little foot, and a ripple of earthy yellow sè spread out from the sole of his foot, and the ground spear thorn that had not yet formed was actually stillborn.
"War trampling!" The old man exclaimed! No wonder the old man was surprised, war trampling was a skill unique to the orc minotaurs, and it could not be possible on humans at all. [PS: Two systems that Warcraft and Orc can't fight with eight poles. OVER! 】
"Earth Spirit Power!" Lao Tzu was taken aback! I rì, this is the spiritual power that belongs to my senior brother, how did I run to such a thirteen or fourteen-year-old little fat man, otherwise, we have only been in this world for a total of 5 years, and we know that my senior brother has already been killed. I suspect he's my brother. However, the little fat man in front of him is too bad at using spiritual power. Although I was only three years old in my previous life, as the son of the sect master, I watched many senior brothers and sisters cultivate all day long.
"Old man, stun that mouse and arrest that little fat man!" I was anxious to know the truth of the matter, and immediately gave the old man an order. And I borrowed the strength of the old man's shoulder, flew up, and landed straight on the body of the wind lion.
The abominable Wind Lion did not disappoint me, and he fell to the ground again with a magnificent fall on all fours. This soft-footed shrimp, Lao Tzu uses you as a meat cushion to sit, but he just can't get up.
The old man made a move, and he succeeded.
slapped the ground demon rat the size of a calf, and then came to Lao Tzu with two fingers carrying the little fat man covered in mud.
"What's your name?" Lao Tzu took out a lofty posture and asked, but it is not like Gao Gao and then on the table xiàn, and Jiao Erlang should be ten out of ten on the table xiàn.
"Why should I sue you!" The little fat man struggled and said at the same time.
"Yo and ~~ Awesome! Not a bird, right? Big head, take off his pants, spank him, spank him until he begs for mercy! Lao Tzu said excitedly and evilly, nǎinǎi, in the previous life, Lao Tzu liked to whole people, but unfortunately, there are no good thugs, basically, they are all rectified, there is a first-level thug in this life, and Lao Tzu has not been good at the addiction of the whole person.
The old man was not ambiguous about Lao Tzu's words, his left hand was holding the little fat man's neck, and with a stroke of his left hand, the little fat man's pants suddenly turned into two pieces and fell directly to the ground.
Crackling, the old man's big claws began to frantically imprint on the little fat man's snow-white buttocks.
Damn, the little buttocks are whiter than Lao Tzu, which is even better.
"Big head! Hit me hard, give me a slap of his ass darker than my face! This kid's body is xìng, and it's very durable. "Lao Tzu finally came up with a brilliant idea.
The little demon jīng and the old man both knew the little Jiujiu in Lao Tzu's heart, and they couldn't help laughing. But the little fat man is more miserable.
Although he begged for mercy vigorously, the old man didn't make his little white ass darker than Lao Tzu's face, and he didn't dare to stop.
Eventually, the little fat man's buttocks finally turned purple and blackened, and the old man stopped.
"Holy! Stinky old man, you're getting impatient, aren't you? Is Lao Tzu's face so dark? Lao Tzu pointed to the little fat man's buttocks, which was blacker than pot iron, and asked angrily.
The old man just smirked vigorously and didn't reply.
"Little fatty, since you don't tell me your name, I'll call you Chubby in the future! If you dare to disagree, I'll let the big head twist your little ** into the same face as your ass. Lao Tzu said viciously.
"How do you know my name is Chubby?" The little fat man looked at Lao Tzu with wide eyes in surprise, leaving Lao Tzu speechless for a while.
"Sue me! How did you suddenly become so powerful? Lao Tzu sat down fiercely, and the wind lion under his ass did not move.
"How do you know I'm suddenly stronger?" The little fat man's eyes on Lao Tzu have obviously become different. From surprise to confusion. Even the old man looked at Lao Tzu suspiciously. It's a pity that Lao Tzu doesn't bird you, quack quack~~~ depressed to death you!
Lao Tzu pretended to pinch his fingers and continued: "I also know that it will definitely not be more than two years for you to suddenly become stronger!" ”
"Oh my God, you know that!" The little fat man's eyes immediately turned into worship.
"Sue me, something special happened! Makes you stronger all of a sudden. "Lao Tzu only refers to the crux of the matter.
"Why should I sue you!" When it came to the little fat man's secret, his mouth immediately hardened again.
"Good! You've got a kind! Lao Tzu smiled wickedly and looked at the little fat man happily. Big head, the little fat man is handed over to you. I'll go to sleep first, and when I wake up, I'll see that there's no fat man in my body who is whiter than me. Before I wake up, if you dare to stop, hehe~~~" Lao Tzu didn't continue, so he took the little demon jīng honey to hunt and prepare dinner.
It's a small one, Lao Tzu is the most annoying little white face that is whiter than me. See if you dare to be whiter than Lao Tzu in your next life?
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Today's fourth chapter. Keep updating. Remember to collect and recommend!