Maybe after a long journey, Lao Tzu was too tired, and when I finally woke up, it was already noon. Suddenly I remembered that my servant was still hungry because of his hard work, so he kindly came to visit the old man with wild fruits.

"Oops~~ It's amazing. Who is this, why is it so dark! As soon as Lao Tzu saw the little fat man who was being taken care of in an all-round way, he immediately gloated.

"I don't dare, I said it all, don't hit me anymore. I was wrong. Woo woo woo ~ ~ ~ "The little fat man saw me, as if he had seen a savior, and immediately begged for mercy. The old man who ravaged him was so perverted that he could make him tremble and faint.

"Oops!" Lao Tzu sighed with a smile, and then stopped making a sound, nǎinǎi, don't you say it quickly if you know it's wrong? He deserves to be beaten.

After waiting for a long time, the little fat man saw that I had been staring at him, and only then did he wake up unresponsively.

"Last year, I was passing by a small grove and I was dying of hunger, so I was looking for something to eat in the woods. Later, I found a big snow-white mushroom, and I ran over to it and ate it, and then I felt hot and swollen all over my body, as if it was about to explode. Then he fell unconscious, and then he had some inexplicable abilities. The little fat man finally took a breath and then finished speaking.

Lao Tzu waved his hand to stop the old man and continued to ask, "Mushrooms? Impossible! Was there anything special about you eating that mushroom? Does that mushroom you eat have any bones? ”

"Hee-hee~~ Where do mushrooms have bones?" The little demon jīng said with a grin.

"Bones? Nope! Oops, I remember, when I was eating, it was like something had choked my teeth, but I was so hungry that I didn't pay attention and swallowed it. ”

"That's right! I didn't expect that Senior Brother would have the ability to condense the Yuan Spirit Bead just after birth. It's a pity, it would be nice if I was found by my sister and me, and there is still hope for resurrection, but I didn't expect to be eaten! Alas! It's a hard life! "Lao Tzu is really not worth it for that senior brother. The Yuan Ling Bead is eaten by ordinary people and can be absorbed by people, but the soul stored in the Zài Yuan Ling Bead will no longer be stored because there is no protection.

"Follow me in the future, would you like to?" Lao Tzu stared at the little fat man and asked, such a potential thug must be kept.

"I don't—" The little fat man thought of Lao Tzu's hatefulness, and immediately wanted to refuse.

"Big head! Flatten him, flatten him until he wills! Lao Tzu saw the god of the little fat man and immediately gave an order.

"I can't be unwilling, I'm willing, I'm willing!" The little fat man immediately changed his tune! He was now afraid of the dead old man.

"Are you a good person or a bad person?" Lao Tzu looked at the little fat man with a wicked smile and asked.

"I'm a bad guy, a bad guy!" The little fat man thought for a moment and said.

"The bad guys should be beaten! Big head~~~"

"Ah, I'm a good person, a good person!" The little fat man hurriedly changed his words.

"So am I a good guy or a bad guy?"

"Of course you're a good guy, a big good guy!" The little fat man said flatteringly.

"! Lao Tzu is a bad guy, a big bad guy. Dare to say that Lao Tzu is a good person! Big head~~~"

Hearing me shout big head, the little fat man was almost used to xìng.

"You're a bad guy, a bad guy, and I'm a bad guy too. I'm chubby with you forever. "Oh, look at it, what a good pure boy who has been degraded by Lao Tzu.

"Since you are so well-behaved, the eldest brother will cover you in the future!" Lao Tzu said with the style of a boss.

"But, I'm much older than you~~" Chubby said dizzily.

"What? You repeat? When Lao Tzu heard Xiaopang's words, he immediately pretended to be angry.

"Ahh Don't call it big. You're the boss, you're the big brother. I'm a little brother, can't I? ”

Hey~~ I smirked! A great man was right. Sure enough, it was the power that came out of the barrel of a gun.

"Old man, this kid has taken shit luck and got my senior brother's jīng Hua, which is a good material for cultivating the earth's xìng fighting spirit, and his achievements in the future will not be below you. Take him as an apprentice! Lao Tzu said lightly, but his heart blossomed, quack quack~~~ one big and one small, two thugs, who am I afraid of!

"Boss, this old man is terrible, can I not worship him as a teacher!" The little fat begged Lao Tzu pitifully.

"Holy! You've got your fucking head kicked in the ass? I'm dazed. There are a few people on the mainland who can worship the sword god as a teacher. Lao Tzu arranged such a good master for you, do you dare not! Are you impatient? Lao Tzu fell into the well with his pointed fingers, while poking at the little fat man's black and swollen face, while scolding. Seeing that the little fat man was so painful that he only grinned and smoked cold air, Lao Tzu felt so good!

Ha, Lao Tzu used to have abusive tendencies.

"Huh? Sword God? Really? The sword god will be a slave to people! Chubby said without knowing the severity.

"Smack!" Not surprisingly, the little fat man was slapped by the big head.

"You nǎinǎi, you don't look at who Lao Tzu's master is! The ordinary sword god wants to beg to be his slave, but the master still doesn't agree! Lao Tzu can be a slave to his master, it is Lao Tzu's blessing, what do you kid know! The big head said righteously.

yīn！ Enough yīn! This old boy is obviously a personal vendetta of the communiqué, and he can still say such a big truth, and by the way, he patted Lao Tzu's ass, and it is really the true biography of Lao Tzu.

"Alright, stop playing! Play again! We won't be able to get out of this monster forest today. "The little demon jīng has been watching us make trouble from the sidelines, and he can't stop laughing. Hurry over and remind.

"And you, Chubby, since you have joined us, you have to be obedient. You, this master, are one of the most powerful sword gods in the mainland. And he is the oldest in existence, he is over 450 years old, so you must study hard. "The kind-hearted little demon jīng is afraid that Geng Zhi's little fat will be bullied again, so remind him immediately!

After a little preparation, the four of them prepared a little, and when they saw the lion of the wind, Lao Tzu had fire. Wickedly walked behind its ass. Although it knew that Lao Tzu had bad intentions, it didn't dare to hide, and was kicked by Lao Tzu on the ass, not only did it not give face to jump two steps forward, but it was the same old four-legged soft, and it simply lay on the ground.

"Hehe, First Emperor, don't bully my little lion! Chubby, you have a wound, you can sit on the lion cub with me and hurry! "Little demon jīng kind invitation.

"Oh!" Fat said yes and walked towards the Lion of the Wind.

"Get out of the way!" The big head kicks the little fat far away!

"What's wrong with me?" Chubby asked unconvinced.

"What's wrong with you, my master's woman, you dare to ride with her?" The big head hated that iron could not be made of steel.

"Can't you? Why can't Chubby sit on the Wind Lion with my woman. "Don't you understand? Hurriedly asked.

"This ......" I said to the old man speechless, he really did not know how to explain to a four-year-old child what his own woman was.

However, Xiaopang and Xiaodemon Jīng Mi Da both thoughtfully understood something.

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Today's fifth chapter, remember to collect it. There are a lot of manuscripts in this book, and it can stand the test!