The Internet is a weed, and anyone who has troubles will forget the worries of the world as long as they are immersed in it.

"Maybe the death row prisoner's one-hour net before the fish will also alleviate the fear before death." Tang Jie thought.

I played the game for a while. This is a very popular online game called "Legend", which is a very standard virtual space game, and it is perfectly built.

A monster in the game "exploded" a very good piece of equipment, Tang Jie was very happy, "It can be sold for two or three hundred yuan!" ”

Although Tang Jie can know the reality and virtual prices of these virtual items very clearly, and knows their ups and downs, he just heard from others that he didn't earn a penny from them in real life after all.

After satisfying his sense of success and achievement, Tang Jie decided to chat for a while, talk a few words with others, and relieve his physical and mental pressure.

However, before chatting, Tang Jie found a problem, a physiological problem, which was about his shriveled stomach. But two dollars can easily solve this problem.

"I'm bored and want to talk to someone, can you?" - Jelly Bean (Tang Jie's screen name)

"What are you talking about since you're bored!" - Pink Girl

"I'm a little depressed, I'm looking for you to talk." -- Jelly beans

"Go away, Lao Tzu is fishing for cuties, don't disturb Lao Tzu's Yaxing!" ――Not handsome for you to kick

"Trash!" -- Enamel beans

"Who are you scolding? Look less for pumping, be careful to flatten you! "-Not handsome, let you kick

Although Tang Jie knew that this "not handsome let you kick" can't really come over and flatten him, but this kind of finger-rubbing frame is still not good.

"Hey, I'm annoyed right now, I just want to talk to someone, why don't you ignore me?" -- Jelly beans

"Okay, but I don't know why you're bothered, so let's start here, okay?" - Blue sè girl

"It's nothing, it's just that I wrote an essay a few days ago, and the teacher stinked it, and she stopped my class, and I had to ask me to reflect and write a review to her, and I beat her badly in a fit of anger, and then said, I won't read it, so I ran out. Now I regret it a little. - Jelly Beans

"Ha, you are so brave, even the teacher dares to scold?" - Blue sè girl

"Yes, but I'm a little sorry for it, but it was really cool when I scolded her at the time, and I was angry when I saw her cowardice, and now I even vented my anger with my classmates eight hundred years ago." -- Jelly beans

"How did you scold? It must be very jīng color, let's hear it? - Blue Sè girl

"It's nothing, but I wrote an article that satirized the pig's head of our homeroom teacher, and I used a side knock. Side-hit. Front. On the other hand, all kinds of techniques are simply montage techniques, but I think it's still a little unpleasant, but it happened that she came to recruit me again and asked me to write a review, so I scolded her in front of her and scolded her in a way that didn't spit dirty words. The thirteenth chapter of the faint chapter, almost didn't turn her back angrily. - Jelly Beans

"And then?" - Blue sè girl

"And then, and then I was kicked out and went online to talk to you!" -- Jelly beans

"Then you have been kicked out, will you still be able to read it in the future?" - Blue sè girl

"I don't know!" -- Jelly beans

"And what are you going to do in the future?" - Blue sè girl

"I don't know!!" -- Jelly beans

"And how are you going to explain it to your family?" - Blue sè girl

"I don't know !! eh." -- Jelly beans

"Will your parents agree that you won't go to school?" - Blue sè girl

"I don't know !!! either." -- Jelly beans

……

After chatting and confiding in people about his joy and sorrow, Tang Jie calmed down a little and deleted this "blue girl" from his friend column. Tang Jie never lied on the Internet, because there was no need for that, anyway, she was a passer-by in her very short life after all, and it was impossible to have the slightest contact in the future.

Walking out of the Internet café, Tang Jie discovered the old problem again - physiological problems, all the money has been used up, go home - the most direct solution to the problem was ruled out first, and his parents don't beat him now. Tang Jie has not been fingered by his parents when he is sixteen years old, and the pain of his childhood has naturally been forgotten, but the innate sense of extreme fear has been affected to this day, so it is best to stay away from his parents if he does something wrong.

Tang Jie felt like he had stripped off his clothes and apologized to Wu's mother after that meal at Mrs. Zhao's house, feeling hungry Ah Q, and with the passage of time, this physiological reaction became more and more obvious.

Cough! Blessing is incomparable, disaster is not alone, and his mouth is thirsty, and now there are two problems that plague Tang Jie, but these two problems are because of one problem - no money.

This is an old problem, Tang Jie has read a lot of books and remembered a lot of stories, a penny is difficult for a hero, what Qin Qiong sells horses, what Yang Zhi sells knives, it is all that "Ah Blockage" to make trouble. So probably heroes should encounter this trick. The so-called "strain their muscles and bones, starve their body and skin"? Hey, Tang Jie couldn't help but think, "So I can also become a hero in the future, this, this self-deprecation, maybe a little bit of Ah Q's jīng god, cut!" "Continue to press the road.

If you are thirsty, you can still solve it, go back to the Internet café, go to the bathroom and pour a lot of air into the tail pipe, Tang Jie tries to make himself drink as much as possible, first, he can keep more water, and he doesn't have to be thirsty again for a while; The second is to use water to satisfy hunger, which can somewhat relieve the feeling of hunger.

Back on the road, painting cakes to satisfy hunger, Tang Jie thought of this, but there was no paper and pen at hand, and the painting on the sand was too far away from the truth to be a problem. "I knew that I wouldn't drink water just now, and I just hoped that Mei would quench her thirst, so it might be useful. Hahaha. ”

So he sat quietly on the concrete platform on the side of the road, his hands were propped up, his eyes were slightly closed, and he tried his best to think about the delicacies of the past, and he drank and ate by himself.

Gai thought about it, it was a very good thing that God had given mankind. It can be regardless of time. Space. Society. School. Family. Ethics. Morality. Right. Affection...... All the constraints of a qiē, think of where is where, how you want to be, the sky is falling, ancient and modern alone, high mountains and flowing water, things yù cross-current, the sky rénjiān, red dust, all kinds of unthinkable everything. It has been said that when man thinks, God laughs. In fact, where is the need for such trouble. Yan zhòng, when human beings think nonsense, God coughs, and when human beings think wildly, God farts. Haha, it's for the sake of nonsense, and it's messed up without feeling.;