() God created all things in the world in seven days and took a Sunday.

It only took Tang Jie ten minutes to decide the big thing that would change the fate of the second half of his life, and during this period, there were still five. Six minutes stared at the outwardly branching piece of dead bark on the trunk of the largest plane tree in the school.

Then, nodding vigorously at the "Jue Tree", he walked towards the office.

"Captain Pig's Head" is the students in line with the ancient motto of "no nickname, no fortune", for the homeroom teacher to give the "nickname", the founder of this "nickname" has no volume to check, but with its recognized metaphor is just right, the description is vivid and expressive, once launched, it has won unprecedented support and praise among the majority of students, and it is natural that it has spread quickly and widely. Naturally, after a long time, this nickname will inevitably reach the ears of its owner to a greater or lesser extent. Although the female head teacher, who has a strong sense of self-beauty and self-esteem, firmly denies that she has the slightest connection with this nickname, "the mouth of the people is more important than the mouth of the people". Slowly, gradually, the head teacher turned a deaf ear to this. It's not about your own attitude. Of course, no one had ever called her "Captain Pig's Head" in front of her, and even if she did, the head teacher was still a bogeyman -- she had a cold these days, and her nose was not breathing, so her ears were not easy to call.

"Captain Pig's Head" Tang Jie's mortal enemy. From the defeat in the military training competition in high school, which she considered to be a key person who destroys the image of the class, so she pushed and sarcastically and slandered all over the sky, to the recent essay turmoil, Tang Jie has always looked at his homeroom teacher with a kind of "9.11" after the United States zhèngfǔ to treat international terrorist organizations.

Since he had a firm belief in his heart, Tang Jie walked into the office easily, even knocked on the door, and directly pushed open the door of this "bad student" who was not well disciplined and studied well, and was "called a nightmare" and "nightmare" by the "bad student" who had been invited by the teacher again and again. It's as if there's a Gozra in it.

At the same time as entering the door, Tang Jie suddenly had an idea, "Well, don't tell her my decision first, and then make fun of this vicious demon woman, her stinky face." That's right, that's how to get angry. ”

"Teacher" Tang Jie shouted softly, but he said "pig's head" simultaneously in his heart. The head teacher didn't look up, but kept staring at the textbook on the table, obviously she was pretentious, because she had already heard Tang Jie's voice, the naughty child who gave her the most headache in the class, saying that he, he has all crooked reasoning and heresies waiting for you, and you have nothing to deal with; As for beating him, he actually wrote an article to show the principal, and in the article, he actually said that he was a flood beast, "a demon who destroys students without horns", which made the school know, and also made him feel that there was often wind behind him, and he felt that some teachers and students were pointing behind him and laughing at him arbitrarily.

This time, Tang Jie finally came to admit his mistake, he had to shake his majesty and suppress his arrogance to save his lost face.

When the head teacher heard Tang Jie approaching the desk, he slammed the book in his hand on the table, startling the teacher who was drinking water on the desk next to him, choking, quickly put down the water glass, and coughed hard.

"Do you understand? Yes! Tell me about you...... What are you...... Let me...... Why are you still ...... You're actually ...... Let's be clear...... You give me a good idea...... How much damage is done...... How I feel......"

The homeroom teacher said bluntly that the eyebrows were flying and dancing, the heart was painful, the saliva was flying, the moon was lightless, it was dark, and it was a mess......

Tang Jie lowered his head slightly, his long hair fell out, blocking his eyes, and his ears spontaneously closed the function given by God, only looking at the thick lips and egg yolk teeth of "Captain Pig's Head" from between his hair. Tang Jie wanted to laugh, but he held back, which cost him a lot of stamina.

At this time, Tang Jie began a chaotic and ethereal meditation, as if wandering in the vast cosmic space. Cruise. The words of "Captain Pig's Head" gradually turned into a natural sound, and the desk in front of him. The teacher's mouth slowly became blurred, and there was a mess of books on the table. Books have become nebulae in space, and the "graceful" gestures of "Captain Pighead" have become meteors that have disappeared into the sky. Tang Jie himself is also slowly rising in this true and illusory yes. Soaring, a qiē softened...... Yes;

Suddenly, a thunderbolt broke the illusion of a qiē, it turned out to be a break from the "Captain Pig's Head", and a qiē returned to reality, the table was still the same table, and the books were still those scattered books, but the thick lips of the "Captain Pig's Head" were no longer closed one by one, but tightly closed, pouting upward, and Huang Sè's teeth were no longer flashing. And perhaps because of the anger, the fuzz on the lips like a man's stubble also trembled slightly with the lips.

This shout startled the other teachers in the office, and the unlucky teacher who was sitting opposite the "Pig-headed Captain" and didn't cough just now grabbed his cup and jumped out, and only sighed when he reached the door. Tang Jie was also shocked into a cold sweat. Tang Jie hated this feeling of fright very much, and couldn't help but be very annoyed in his heart.

"Teacher, are you done? I would also like to say two words. Tang Jie said calmly.

“？” The head teacher of "Captain Pig's Head" was stunned, and few students spoke to the teacher in this tone, "Huh? Yes! You say! Cough. Well, you say! You said. ”

"Teacher," Tang Jie had a contemptuous smile on the corner of his mouth, "I think, the profession of a teacher—hehe, how to say it, some people say that it is the most sacred in the world, but I feel that this is really unbelievable from my observation of you, and there is too much moisture." Let's put it this way, if you don't get a salary, it's forgivable to teach students in vain. Now about you as a teacher: you lack a work ethic. Ay! Please keep me finished, it's immoral to interrupt someone casually.

"Maybe you've heard that the classmates in the class nicknamed you 'Captain Pighead', and you don't pretend to be innocent. Heck, I think that nickname is too apt to describe you, huh? Why don't you think so, I know you're angry, but I want to sue you, you dare to move my finger, I'm going to sue you, I'm going to defend myself, I don't rule out the possibility of excessive defense. ”

"Captain Pig's Head" couldn't bear it anymore, so he stepped forward and waved his hand at Tang Jie's face, Tang Jie dodged sideways, opened it with his hand, and pushed the teacher away.

The other teachers all looked at the two blankly, one was already mad with anger, and the other was triumphant.

"Teacher, you must have been treated with a lot of contempt and contempt when you were young, from classmates, teachers, even parents and friends. Oh, I'm sorry, I was wrong, you must have had low self-esteem when you were young, and you won't have friends. Who made you look like that disgusting at first sight? You must be lonely, you're almost thirty years old, you don't even have a boyfriend, and you look in the mirror to be very revealing, but I think you hate the mirror. Of course, if you are in a completely opposite world, you will be the most beautiful in the mirror. Don't worry, no one will like you. How sad you are to have low self-esteem and then pride yourself, teacher, 'lovely' teacher, I see in your eyes anger, grace and cowardice, and you are pulling the year back, which shows that I am right.

When you are young, people are mocking you. Indifferent, it's just that your grandmother doesn't love your uncle and doesn't love you, at that time you were powerless to fight back, just like us now, you can only endure helplessly. I really sympathize with you sometimes. This torture of your jīng god finally formed a seed of malice in your heart, but you kept burying it in the deepest part of your heart until you became a teacher, and this seed was resurrected, and you were like a tyrant, and you treated your students cruelly and cruelly, just a kind of venting, a kind of counter-release for what others had suffered on you in the past. On the surface, you may not think that because this qiē is dressed in the glorious sheepskin of a teacher, but you have a wolf's heart in your heart. “

"You ......" The head teacher was speechless angrily, and his face was sallow and sallow.

"Don't worry, I'm not done yet! If you block me, it means that you have a weak heart!" Tang Jie said quickly as he walked around the table to avoid the teacher's pursuit, "Do you know that the 'pig's head' is too ugly, this is the root of your hatred of the world, but you don't have to be too sad, who let God push you down from the sky when your face is down, it's not right for you to come out in broad daylight to scare people......

The head teacher was mad and completely lost the dignity of wanting to save herself as a teacher, she screamed like crazy and waved her hands and rushed towards Tang Jie. Tang Jie saw that his anger had also disappeared, and there was no need to make too many sacrifices, so he hurriedly walked out of the door, opened the door and said, "Young master, I don't read it, don't bother to keep in touch, bye-bye!" My poor students, they will endure under your clutches for a long time! He turned around and went out and escaped. Singing loudly in the hallway: "Pig's head. Pig brain. Pig body. Pig tail, a good doll who is never picky...... You're a lot like him, huh...... Ah-"The brave are fearless, Tang Jie is fearless at this time, if the teacher dares to criticize him at this time, he can set the school on fire."

"I'm so angry with this dead witch this time, huh? Isn't it a bit excessive? But thinking about how cruel she was to me and other classmates in the past, isn't it too much? I have to clean her up like this, so that she also knows what it's like to be ugly in public. Haha, her face is purple with anger......"

'Where are you going?' After a short period of joy of victory, Tang Jie looked at the setting sun, which became his most perplexed question at present, "Go home?" As soon as this thought popped up in Tang Jie's mind, he quickly shook his head and waved it away, Dad. My mother is much more powerful than the teacher, not only to be beaten and scolded, but also to endure psychological suppression.

As soon as I touched my pocket, there were more than ten yuan in money, so I had to find an Internet café and go online. Tang Jie often surfs the Internet, and often stays up all night, thinking that the virtual online world can make people forget the pain and sorrow of life in the real world, and all kinds of troubles.

Tang Jie often has this kind of brain congestion, he calls this the moment of passion burning, he doesn't care about it every time he burns, but after it burns, he has to go to the fire of the town, this time is no exception, but he doesn't regret it for the sake of sarcastic teachers, but because of the final "don't read it!" "And on fire.;