screenwriter, in the Hong Kong film industry or TV industry, there is not as "amazing" and "sacred" as the fat man Wang Jing said; Because the star system of the entire Hong Kong has limited "screenwriters can only be workers hiding behind the director", except for a few high-level screenwriters who are called "gold medal screenwriters", other screenwriters are basically cannon fodder.

Tired from work, low salary!

It's hard to be famous, and it's even harder to get rich!

That's how they come to be!

Therefore, the big fool of the fat man Wang Jing failed to fool these artists who wanted to be stars.

Except for the beginning, when some people were frightened by the fat man's tone, everyone lost interest in the future.

I saw the fat man talking about how amazing the screenwriter was on stage, yawning all the time, some of them fell asleep on the table directly, and some of the authors made small moves, obviously lacking interest in "screenwriters".

In fact, those who can enter the artist training class to learn are either handsome guys or beautiful girls, or they feel that they are special enough to have a good personality and can take the male route, it can be said that their road has already been planned, that is, filming, being a star, showing their faces and being a big name, as for the brain-consuming thing of writing scripts, it is better to leave it to others to do, if your brain is really enough, you will not come here to pursue your dream without graduating from middle school, and you have already gone to Cambridge Harvard......

The fat man spoke very carefully, from how to create the script, how to write the script, how to turn the script into a movie and TV series, and then how to shoot them completely according to the script.

Duan Zihao worked hard to take notes, frantically absorbing the screenwriting knowledge passed on by the fat man.

Duan Zihao had never been exposed to these things before, he just felt that the script was like a novel, and the story was easy to write, but now he knew that there were so many ways to write the script, and not everyone could write it.

Duan Zihao's pen tip rustled in his notebook, and he took the time to glance at his friend Liang Wei sitting in front of him, who seemed to be also uninterested in being a screenwriter, holding his chin listlessly, his eyes were foggy, and he didn't know what was brewing.

Looking at Ouyang Zhenhua beside him again, he yawned directly, as if the big ~ smoke ~ ghost was addicted to smoking, and he kept yawning.

Wu Zhenyu picked his nose without caring about the image, like a diligent miner digging coal in his nostrils, digging and digging, and after digging some, he wiped it on the back of the chair of the classmate in front of him very immorally.

As for Li Zaixiong, Guan Lijie's gang was secretly laughing, and they didn't have the slightest idea of listening carefully.

Xu Manhua and Mai Jingting took out their makeup mirrors and were sorting out their makeup, maybe for them, it is better to be a ghost screenwriter than to touch up their makeup.

It can be said that in the entire artist training room, except for Duan Zihao, everyone is wandering or dozing off.

From another point of view, the fat man Wang Jing is working very hard to teach Duan Zihao how to write a script.

Duan Zihao sucked the knowledge milk ~ juice that the fat man rarely squeezed out. After the fat man had spoken a lot, he felt that something was wrong with the situation, dozing off under the podium, picking his nose, telling jokes to everyone, only one person was staring at him with a hungry gaze.

This gaze is too vicious, as if he is a naked girl, and the fat man even has an urge to protect his breasts.

Who is he?!

The fat man wondered, are you really interested in what I have to say?!

Looking at Duan Zihao's appearance again, he said in his heart, this guy is very handsome, and it would be a shame if he became a screenwriter.

Yes, how many screenwriters are handsome guys?

Originally, the fat man Wang Jing's dream when he was a child was to be a movie hero like Wang Yu, but Lao Dou, who was the director, directly handed him a mirror, and then asked him, "Is there a fat hero like you in this world?" ”

So the fat man realized that he would be a comedy star at most, and he wanted to become Wang Yu, unless he was reincarnated in the next life.

Many people have dreams, but some fools can't see the distance between dreams and reality clearly; Smart people can turn around early and chase more realistic dreams.

Undoubtedly, fat people are smart people.

Clapping his hands, the fat man looked at the listless students below, and said, "Okay, I'll stop here today, if there is anything to ask, if not, it will expire!" Well, in the end, I will use two small games to summarize what I have said......"

"First of all, what is the script, I'm going to say a word here, and I hope you can pick it up and make it more and more interesting. My words are: There is a nun living in the mountains. After the fat man finished speaking, he pointed to someone Wu who was picking his nose and said, "You come!" ”

Wu Zhenyu stood up curtly, looked at the big guy, and then said, "She's pregnant." ”

Everyone's on the same page, this is okay?

"Good, very good! Next, here you go! The fat man was very satisfied, and then pointed at Ouyang Zhenhua and said.

Wu Zhenyu sat down triumphantly, and Ouyang Zhenhua hurriedly coughed and said, "It wasn't the monk next door who did it." ”

"It's also good, one more sentence, who will ---" The fat man looked at it, then pointed at Li Zaixiong and said, "It's you!" ”

Li Zaixiong didn't expect the fat man to name himself, so he hurriedly stood up, thought about it, and said, "The donkey in the nunnery is calling." ”

“……”

Silence.

This answer is too wicked.

So much so that even a person like a fat man, who thinks he is cheap, can't help but take a look at Li Zaixiong and think, so shameless, it's the best to be a villain.

"Well, this ...... That's okay. Next, let's continue, what is a screenwriter, or a small game, now you go to the toilet after class, when you take out a tissue, you suddenly forget to bring it. Now, what are you going to do?! Please tell us how you feel and how to do it......" The fat man looked at the audience, then pointed to Guan Lijie and said, "You can talk about it." ”

Guan Lijie stood up and scratched his head, "I will be very ...... in my heart It's so bad that I have to squat on the toilet and wait for someone to help! ”

"No story, next, you're coming!" The fat man pointed at Wu Tingye.

Wu Tingye: "I really want to go out, so I lifted my pants and did a frog jump to see if there was one next door?!" ”

"Unconstructive, next!"

Zhang Zhaohui stood up: "Then use the cigarette case to open it, and see if the size is enough!" ”

"Lack of novelty, next."

Lin Junxian: "Call a friend and ask them to send the paper first!" ”

"Still not enough gimmick, next."

It was Liang Wei who stood up this time, he glanced at Wang Jing and said distressedly: "I don't know. ”

The fat man shook his head, "Is that the answer?" Well, can anyone answer for you? ”

Liang Wei couldn't help but look at his new good friend Duan Zihao.

The fat man's eyes swept away, "Then you come!" ”

Duan Zihao stood up, thought for a while and said, "I don't need paper, because I'm an alien!" ”

“……”

Everyone was dumbfounded.

I just think this answer is too hanging, and the most important thing is that it is full of stories.

The fat man Wang Jing also looked at Duan Zihao stupidly, and it took a long time for him to pop out a sentence---- "Genius!" ”

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(These two test questions are not made up by Iron, they are indeed some of the questions that came out of the wireless screenwriter training, which can be found on the Internet, of course, somewhere modified.) The reason why I wrote this is mainly to tell everyone that many novels will write scripts as soon as the male protagonist comes up, which is all nonsense, unless he is a college graduate, because there are many ways to write scripts. And cheeky begging for a push, thank you all! ）

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