In fact, there is no paper in the toilet, a very common problem in life, but it was given by a professor-level tutor when the fat man Wang Jing was studying screenwriting in the Hong Kong Department of Chinese.

At that time, there were all kinds of students who answered this question, some said that they used socks to wipe them, some said that they directly lifted their pants out, some said that they used money to replace their wallets, and even said that they wanted to pick them up in paper baskets......

The fat man's answer at the time was: "With the help of the water stored in the toilet bowl ---".

The tutor immediately gave B, saying that this answer was very witty, because so many students, none of them thought of such a clean and decent method.

But compared with Duan Zihao's answer, the fat man's answer was directly worse. The reason is that Duan Zihao's answer is more creative, and creativity is the soul of the screenwriter.

What should I do if I don't have paper in the toilet?

I don't need paper because I'm an alien.

It can be understood as the delusion of a psychopath. It can also be understood that there are really aliens coming to Earth. In short, the story is very strong and can remind you of many things.

Making a movie requires a good script, a good script needs a good idea, how do good ideas come about? It's digging out of your head!

At this moment, everyone is looking at Duan Zihao, who is a blockbuster, even a fool knows that his answer is really great.

What's more, the fat man Wang Jing directly praised him as a "genius".

Being watched by so many people, Duan Zihao didn't feel embarrassed, and smiled arrogantly.

When he smiled like this, it made Li Zaixiong, who was estranged from him, very uncomfortable. I ate a lot of deflated food in this class, but the other party made a lot of limelight, and even the fat director seemed to be very optimistic about the other party.

"However, you won't be complacent for long, as long as you look good after class!" Li Zaixiong said secretly in his heart.

seemed to hear the "call" in his heart, and the fat man Wang Jing was not willing to delay any longer, after all, he only received 5,000 yuan from the company, and it was not worth working overtime, so he looked at his watch and shouted: "It's almost time--- get out of class!" ”

Before leaving, the fat man Wang Jing couldn't help but glance at Duan Zihao more, and Duan Zihao smiled in return.

Although the fat man is a ghost, he is also a man of temperament, so he nodded, remembering each other in his heart.

As soon as the fat man Wang Jing, who was the screenwriter's mentor, left, and before the students left the classroom, they saw a bald man walking in.

Wearing glasses, a bow tie, and hands behind his back, he looks like a gentleman, yes, he is the teaching director of the artist training class--- Mai Qiuwen!

Mai Qiuwen is nicknamed "Killer Mai", because many people in the previous training courses "died" under his hands, and after receiving training, because of "too poor grades" and "not cooperating with work", he failed to sign a contract with TVB, so that he didn't even have to do tricks, and became a lonely ghost of the TV station.

Killer Mai attaches great importance to his authority, think about it, these guys who may become emperors superstars in the future have been terrified when they see themselves, and when they think of this glory, Killer Mai feels that he can't help but get an erection below.

Of course, there are exceptions to everything, for example, this time the killer Mai --- Mai Qiuwen's face was swept away by someone, who? Of course, it's that stunned young man.

Last time, and last time, Mai Qiuwen was very unhappy with Duan Zihao's arrogant appearance, your mother's, I am a teacher, you are a student, you dare to drag me better.

Mai Qiuwen thought that there must be some big man behind this Duan Zihao, or there was some unusual background, but he didn't expect that after his painstaking inquiries and the ventilated reports of students Li Zixiong and others, he finally learned about Duan Zihao's qiē, this guy is not a fart, and he came here to study just because the great director Zhao Zhenqiang took pity on him and gave him a place as a transfer student.

Your mother's! Just by virtue of this, I still want to pull the tiger skin as a banner, and be arrogant in this training class, I think you are a birthday star--- you are looking for death!

Mai Qiuwen has already decided that he must get his face back no matter what, and in front of all the students, he will expel this thorn who doesn't know what to do, and then maintain his supreme authority, so that people know that his nickname of "Killer Mai" is not in vain! Well, the main thing is to make an example of the monkeys, so that these guys who dream of stardom all day long will wake up and know who is their boss!

At this moment, Mai Qiuwen put his hands behind his back, his eyes scanned around with thick lenses, looking like a Nazi officer patrolling a concentration camp, and finally he stared at Duan Zihao's body and said, "That classmate surnamed Duan, please stand up!" ”

Li Zaixiong knew it in his heart, he was very happy, looked at Duan Zihao, and said in his heart, do it! Look how you're done this time!

Everyone else also looked at Duan Zihao, who was pulled out by "Killer Mai", and their eyes were full of all kinds of information.

Liang Wei is worried.

Ouyang Zhenhua was anxious.

Wu Zhenyu was surprised.

There are others who are either gloating or grieving.

In short, the expressions are different and colorful.

Duan Zihao got up, he didn't understand why the bald Mai in front of him was calling him up. However, looking at the other party's expression, it obviously contains a "murderous aura".

What do you mean?

Want to cure me?!

Aren't you afraid that I'm the Monkey King, and I'll make a big fuss for you?!

Therefore, Duan Zihao looked at the bald wheat with disdain, without any nervousness and sense of crisis.

Mai Qiuwen called Duan Zihao up, and did not speak immediately, just to give him a sense of threat and oppression, but the result was ...... People don't bird themselves at all, your mother's, her expression is natural, and she is very disdainful, obviously looking down on herself!

Mai Qiuwen's glassy and fragile self-esteem was hurt again.

"That classmate Duan, do you know why I told you to stand up?" Mai Qiuwen put his hands behind his back and said with an extremely stern expression.

"Oh yes, I really don't know!" Duan Zihao did not have the slightest fear or repentance.

Damn, it's not a good way! Mai Qiuwen scolded secretly in his heart, and said in his heart, if you are softer, I may let you go, but now......

"Classmate Duan, I seem to have told you before, no matter who wants to make trouble here, I will be kicked out for you, do you remember this sentence?"

"Yes, of course I do. Why, who is McSIR going to kick out? Duan Zihao pretended to be vague.

"Haha!" Mai Qiuwen sneered twice, "That's right! That person is you! ”

"It's me, why me?" Duan Zihao was surprised, "I don't seem to have made any mistakes!" ”

"Didn't you make a mistake? You fight and fight, don't unite your classmates, and fan the flames and take your little brother indiscriminately! You think this is a club, this is a training class! So, I declare, you are fired! After Mai Qiuwen finished the call, he was in such a comfortable mood, and he was waiting to see the appearance of Duan Hao.

Li Zaixiong and others were also triumphant, hoping to see Duan Zihao kowtowing and begging for mercy immediately.

But before Duan Zihao could react, the teacher's door was suddenly pushed open, and the great director Pan Wenjie glanced inside, and then said to Duan Zihao who was standing: "That's who, Duan Zihao, right, there is something to tell you, Director Xiao asked you to go over today!" ”

After saying this, Pan Wenjie nodded with Mai Qiuwen, flashing, he still has to be busy filming.

But Mai Qiuwen's mood was different.

Director Xiao?

How many directors of TVB are there?

In addition to the big producer and director Xiao? Who else would dare to afford this title?!

"Ahem, Duan Zihao, oh no, Ah Hao...... Director Xiao, why did he look for you? Mai Qiuwen's face became faster than turning a book.

Duan Zihao shrugged his shoulders and said honestly: "I don't know! ”

Mai Qiuwen felt that this kid was too unreal, and he had already changed his ** degree to lower his voice, and he was still dragging it like this. Could it be that he really has a background, but he didn't inquire clearly?!

For the first time, Mai Qiuwen felt that he had done extremely insufficient investigation, otherwise this embarrassing situation would not have occurred.

"Well, I don't want to say anything right now, and I don't want to know...... Just now I said that I would fire you, but it was actually for your own good, but ...... In line with the principle of teaching and educating people, I think you can still be saved, if you are really fired, it will also waste your star embryo, after all, it is rare to see a young man as handsome as you...... So, I've decided to give you another chance, and you have to cherish it and don't let us all down! Mai Qiuwen felt that he had simply played the trick of "seeing the wind and making the rudder" superb. It would be a loss for a talent like himself not to participate in politics.

Duan Zihao had expected that this sissy would not do anything to him, so he shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "Then thank you!" If you're okay with anything else, then I think ......" gestured outside.

"Oh yes, yes, yes! Can't let Director Xiao wait too much...... Do you know how to get to his office? Do you want me to take you there? No need, that's good, you go, there's a brick in front, don't trip over it---! ”

The class was collectively speechless.

Stupidly watched the cow man walk away, at this moment, everyone had only one thought in their hearts, how could this guy know Xiao? Such a big guy? Also, this person's future is limitless!

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