The first update -

In fact, the four words wasted time are very complicated four words, it may not have an accurate definition, and for different people, the meaning of wasted time is also different. For example, for a game lover, staying at home and playing games is a fulfilling life, and if you go out and run on the street, you will waste your time. On the contrary, for a person who likes sports, staying at home and playing games is a waste of time, and running on the street is called life.

The biggest shortcoming of human beings is that they always think that what they are doing is right, and they look down on other people's hobbies, so they always criticize others for wasting their time......

Lin Bai pulled up the rolling superwoman and criticized seriously: "Every minute you spend in any form is the most precious time in your life, no one wastes any time, and all those who say that others waste their time want to use their own values to kidnap others and let others do things according to the rules they have made." ”

"Wow, Xiaobai, you're about to become a philosopher." The female demon king applauded: "Amazing! He is about to evolve from semi-literate to literate. ”

Lin Bai laughed and said proudly: "Brother occasionally says something powerful, this is called the wisdom of stupid people." In fact, smart people always learn more from stupid people than stupid people learn from smart people, which fully illustrates the value of stupid people. ”

"There's a value for a fart." The female demon king rolled her eyes: "This can only show that the stupid person's learning ability is low." ”

The two began to flirt and scold, saying things that were inexplicable and incomprehensible. Superwoman has nothing to say to these two unenterprising guys, she really can't get used to this kind of life of being in a daze all day.

"Ugh. Before my Superman panties are taken back, I should get a serious job in the human world. Superwoman said seriously, "Otherwise I'll go crazy." ”

Lin Bai spread his hands: "My battery factory." Do you want to go in and work? ”

"That's not the job for me, I'm better suited to be a journalist." Superwoman thought seriously for a long time. Then he said, "I'll go to Shuangqing Daily to find an errand." ”

"Whatever you want, do you think Shuangqing Daily is so easy to enter? It's not so easy to find a serious job in Huaxia......" Lin Bai crossed Erlang's legs and smiled: "Don't think about it without a diploma." ”

"I have a diploma!" Superwoman said very seriously: "I'm a top student at Harvard University in the United States, and I have a soft hand in getting various certificates, and Mirikan's diploma seems to be able to be used in Huaxia, right?" ”

Lin Bai: "......"

Well, on the whole, there is a kind of atmosphere of admiring foreign countries in China, and the most popular thing for the heads of various units is the diploma of a foreign university, as if getting a foreign diploma is countless times better than a domestic diploma. Lin Bai remembered that when the ancient Huaxia Kingdom was still very strong, there was a similar atmosphere in the surrounding small countries, and foreigners at that time liked to come to Huaxia to participate in the imperial examination. If you get a showman, a jinshi or something like that, it's awesome to go back to your own country, as if there is a novel called "Blue Blood Sword" that starts with this matter.

This incident shows from the side that Huaxia is now lagging behind Luo!

Lin Bai patted Superwoman on the shoulder and said, "Take out your graduation certificate for me to see, and I'll ask the female demon king to help me get a fake Harvard diploma to play with." ”

Superwoman stumbled and almost fell to the ground: "Fake diploma? Is that appropriate? ”

"What's inappropriate, you go around the streets, and the streets are full of fake certificates." Lin Bai snorted: "You go to the most prosperous city center in Shuangqing, grab a handful of small stones and smash them out with the rain of flowers, and hit at least four or five people who have applied for fake certificates." ”

"It's nonsense. Where did such a high percentage come from! The flat-chested policewoman didn't know when she came, so she stood by and listened to their nonsense, she was still wearing a straight police uniform, and a shield painted in the colors of the Chinese flag hung behind her back. It's very beautiful to stand on. At this time, he suddenly interjected and joined the discussion: "Hey, I said Xiaobai, don't imagine our country too much." Counterfeit certificates are only a rare occurrence, and most people's diplomas are genuine. If I don't believe me, I can call up the internal statistics to show you. ”

"Yo, Miss Ping. What is the wind that is blowing you? ”

"Don't call me Miss Ping! You are also not allowed to apply for a false certificate, otherwise you will be arrested and imprisoned for ten or eight years. ”

After some routine complaining and madness, the flat-chested policewoman took out a stack of crumpled money from her coat pocket: "I'll come to you to buy a few more breast enhancement pills." ”

"Huh?" Lin Bai Daqi: "Hey, I said Miss Ping, you haven't asked me to buy medicine for a long, long time, at least a year, why do you want to buy it again this time?" ”

The flat-chested policewoman said a little embarrassedly: "I haven't been on a blind date for a long time, and I've participated in a class reunion, so I don't need it, but this time...... I'm going to go on a date with my boyfriend and go to the movies...... You'll need to buy a few more. ”

Lin Bai suddenly remembered that this guy seemed to be planning to ask himself to watch the literary film "Black Forest" that Lao Mouzi had just finished, and when he thought about it, he felt chills all over his body, took the money from her, and then pointed to his room on the second floor: "The medicine is in the desk drawer of my room, in a glass bottle, you go and get it yourself, I won't be too lazy to go." ”

The flat-chested policewoman glanced at him angrily, this merchant is too irresponsible, she actually lets customers do it themselves, and she is not afraid that I will take a few more of you...... Thinking of this, she laughed self-deprecatingly, am I the kind of person who steals other people's things when they are not prepared?

Walking into Lin Bai's room, he saw the desk at a glance, anyway, there was no furniture in Lin Bai's room. She reached for the drawer of the desk, but she didn't expect the desk to be of poor quality, and after a little effort, one of the legs flashed, and the laptop on the desk fell to the ground with a click.

This can frighten the flat-chested policewoman, her salary is not high, it is not easy to save some money, in case she breaks the Martian laptop of tens of thousands of yuan, it will be very painful to lose. Quickly picked up the notebook from the ground and wanted to see if the LCD screen was broken. Flip open the lid, the notebook immediately wakes up from its dormant state, and the LCD screen lights up. The flat-chested policewoman breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, she didn't have to lose money now.

But what she saw next surprised her, the screen of the laptop was actually a nude photo, a picture of a cosplay elf with long ears and a little girl in the shower, this little girl she knew, she had seen her in the supermarket with her mother buying cookies, as if she was a young actor from abroad.

The framing angle of the photo is very weird, and the person being photographed is obviously unaware, and the flat-chested policewoman only glanced at it and understood that this was a candid photo, and the place where it happened was the bathroom of Lin Bai's house.

"Wow, Xiaobai, you actually ...... To do such a thing, I thought you were a good person. The flat-chested policewoman was furious, but after the anger was over, she calmed down again, don't worry, what if the two of them are in love, and the couple has a little fun with each other, and deliberately takes the photo in this style?

People who are criminal policemen are accustomed to investigating all kinds of cases, and they can't jump to conclusions when they encounter this kind of thing, otherwise it is easy to wronged good people, so it's better to investigate first. Tucking the Martian notebook under her armpit is important evidence that she wasn't trying to steal.

The flat-chested policewoman took the notebook to the backyard of Lin Bai's house, and the elf princess was sitting under the big tree playing, teasing the little bird that fell on her shoulder with her fingers, and it was strange to say, the little bird was not afraid of her at all, and pecked her fingers with her pointed beak, playing very happily. The princess took out her DSLR camera and snapped a few pictures of the bird, letting out a silver bell-like laugh.

What a pure and innocent good girl this is, the frenzied Xiaobai actually secretly took her nude photos, and the flat-chested policewoman couldn't help but be indignant, I must uphold justice for this little girl and protect her.

She whispered to the elven princess, "Little sister, can you understand what I said?" ”

The elven princess turned her head and smiled in jerky Chinese: "Can you understand...... Dotted ......"

The flat-chested policewoman pulled her to the corner of the garden, looked left and right, and found that there was no one else around, so she lowered her voice and said: "Little sister, what I am going to say next is related to your reputation, you must answer cautiously and cautiously, don't be too frightened and shout, let's deal with this matter as low-key as possible to avoid letting people gossip about you." ”

The elf princess didn't know much about words such as "clear reputation" and "low-key", but she could see from the stern expression of the flat-chested policewoman that something was wrong, and she said in a low voice: "The ...... What the...... Happen? ”

The flat-chested policewoman took out Lin Bai's laptop from under her armpit, and then looked left and right to confirm that there was no one, and then lifted the lid of the laptop. The elf princess looked seriously with wide eyes and immediately saw a nude picture of herself appear on the screen.

"Hey......" The princess was startled and almost fell backwards, but fortunately, the flat-chested policewoman was prepared and helped her.

"How...... How...... How could it be...... Got this kind of thing? The elf princess pointed to the screen, her fingertips trembling: "For...... Why? ”

"Don't you know anything about this picture?" The flat-chested policewoman asked sternly.

"No...... I don't know ......."

"Then it wasn't filmed with your permission." The flat-chested policewoman said indignantly: "Sure enough, it's a candid shot." ”

The elf princess's tears were about to fall, watching the flat-chested policewoman flip through the photos one after another, those photos were taken so clearly that even her most private parts did not escape, all of them were clearly illuminated, making her so ashamed that she almost dug a hole in the ground and got into it, she cried and said: "This is ...... Who...... Done? ”

The flat-chested policewoman said in a low voice: "Who did it can't be determined for the time being, because in the case of a trial, it is not right to directly determine who is the prisoner, it does not comply with the process, and it can only be called a suspect for the time being...... Hmph, I'm going to arrest the suspect right now. (To be continued......)

ps: Thanks to the Arctic Male for rewarding 588, the bird to the sky, waving the sword and breaking the love for 200, and the king for the edict of the king for 100R1292