480 strike、I don't want this kind of life
The second update -
While the Justice League was already preparing nervously, the Unholy Alliance's side was not idle.
Evil scientist Lex Luthor played with the superhuman panties in his hand, a triumphant look on his face. The red skull next to him really couldn't see it, and couldn't help but complain: "Dead bald scientist, can you not take the underwear worn by the woman in your hand and play with it?" There are perverts enough, noble Germans like me, who can't be in the same room as perverts like you. ”
Luthor sneered, "You think I'm playing with a pair of women's panties?" Hmph, wrong! I'm playing with the power of the whole world, and I don't even look at whether it's panties or not. ”
"Hey, hey, hey!" The Joker let out an evil laugh from the side: "It's just a panty in appearance, and it's actually always worn by Superwoman over the pants, so it's not a 'panties' at all, it's just a pair of outer pants, and it doesn't even touch a woman's skin." ”
"I mean, can you get to the point?" Luthor was upset: "Do you know what it means for this panty to fall into my hands?" ”
"It means that there is one more perverted bald guy in the world who is playing with women's panties." Red Skull Road.
"." Luthor was furious: "This means that a super evil villain will soon be born on our side to fight side by side with us, and his name will be ~ to be the ultimate man." I can transform it into an evil power, and then, hahahaha, our unholy alliance will increase a powerful combat power out of thin air. ”
"Oh? Really? "Red Skull is finally interested.
But the Joker still doesn't have a lot of colds, and he always thinks that it is up to his brain to do bad things. And not by force, of course. The Joker's brain isn't actually very normal, he's just a complete neurosis. It's nothing more than a high-IQ neurosis.
Luthor opened an ancient notebook, this notebook is a family heirloom left by the ancestor Luthor, which records many inexplicable black technologies of the Luthor family, and the ancestor Luthor once used these black technologies to fight with Superman, which shows the power of these black technologies.
After looking through his notebook for a long time, he shouted happily: "Found it, hahahaha, found it...... Here's a detailed account of how to turn Superman's panties into evil props......"
"So what are you waiting for. Hurry up. The red skull also jumped up: "I can contribute people and money......"
The two villains hurriedly ran into the research room, the clown glanced at their backs, and sneered: "It's useless to give you superhuman inheritance, your IQ is too low, and no matter how powerful the weapon is, it will be defeated in the hands of the Justice League, ugly master, I don't want to go stupid with you...... Well, while you're attracting firepower head-on, I'll do something about it. ”
The clown smirked wickedly as he closed the comic book in his hand. He walked out slowly.
Lin Bai has a new sister in his family, and she is still the best in the world who is not lost to the overlord flower, and the news immediately spread all over the old street, and many old neighbors lined up to come to his house to watch Superwoman...... Especially the thirty-two father-in-law and Zhang Deyi, the two bastards who have no discipline. actually circled around Superwoman three times, and her mouth was amazed.
"I thought there was no more beautiful woman in this world than the overlord flower, but I didn't expect another one to come here."
"yes. It's really Chunlan and Autumn Chrysanthemum, and each is good at winning. "The thirty-second father-in-law pretended to be a young man. also dropped a sentence of the bookbag, pretending to be very knowledgeable: "The overlord flower is a charming beauty." This girl is pure and beautiful, and it is really difficult to distinguish between the superior and the inferior. ”
"You're taller, you're down." Lin Bai flew up and kicked over: "I ran to my house to see the beauties?" Meow a mi, can you two do something serious all day long? ”
The thirty-second father-in-law was kicked out of the house by Lin Bai's flying kick, but Zhang Deyi survived, and he said to Lin Bai shyly: "Xiaobai, I've been doing serious things recently, and I learned a trick to make a lot of money on the Internet." ”
Lin Baiqi said: "What moves?" ”
Zhang Deyi said with a smile: "There is a parking lot at the entrance of our hot spring village, all of which are driven by tourists who come to the hot spring tourism, and there are many good cars, find a famous car like Lamborghini, go over and pat the window of the car, and say to the people inside." Boy, give me your parking space, and I will give you a hundred dollars. Then, they threw out a thick stack of money and said to me: Get out! ”
Lin Bai: "......"
Zhang Deyi said triumphantly: "You can earn thousands a day with this move." ”
Lin Bai covered his face, and then took out a stack of money from his pocket, and slapped it on Zhang Deyi's face: "Get out!" ”
Zhang Deyi laughed, picked up the money and ran. This person is really thick-skinned, okay, Lin Bai is his brother who has played since he was a child, and it is nothing to make a little joke between brothers, and it is nothing to be thick-skinned. Lin Bai yelled at his back: "Lao Tzu smashed too much just now, find me two hundred yuan back." ”
"I'm sorry, but we don't give change." Zhang Deyi ran faster, and in a blink of an eye, he ran away, and his cheers came from the street corner: "I cheated a few hundred yuan from Xiaobai, go, the second-generation Aunt Qin, the thirty-second father-in-law, let's take Xiaobai's money to have a good meal, call Sister Sanjin, and ask her to ......come and eat together."
"I'll rub!" Lin Bai scolded on the street: "I'm going too." ”
Superwoman watched them laugh with wide eyes and beautiful eyes, and couldn't help but sigh: "Your relationship is so good, I want to have such good friends." ”
"Then let's make friends!"
"I don't have time...... I'm busy fighting bad guys and keeping the peace on the planet all day long, so how can I have time to make friends? Superwoman frowned, and her small brows were furrowed, especially the slightly wrinkled folds on her nose, which were very kawaii.
Lin Bai smiled: "That's why I don't want to hunt down any ultimate person, I'm not nervous, this is a good day, I have to sell those stupid powers." By the way, I advise you, it is better to take this opportunity to let go of your heavy burden and enjoy the life of ordinary people. ”
Superwoman sighed: "I don't want to let go and I have to let go, now that I don't have Superman's underwear, I can't do anything even if I want to, I can only be an ordinary girl." ”
"So, what do you want to do first after becoming an ordinary girl?" Lin Bai asked.
Superwoman held her head and thought seriously for a long time, but unfortunately, she couldn't think of anything. A person can't be too obsessed with one thing, once addicted to it, when you come out, you will be at a loss, just like an otaku who only knows how to play games from morning to night, once there is no game to play, he will not know what to do, just like a writer who only knows code words from morning to night, once there are no words to code, he will be in a daze at the computer screen.
Superwoman is in such a state that she can't do anything when there is no just cause to fight for.
The female demon king smiled beside her, and smiled very proudly: "Stupid woman, you can't find anything to do, it's so stupid!" Hahaha, look at how colorful the life of this king is. She moved her beloved tea table to the old street, sat down at the table, made herself a pot of tea, and drank it leisurely.
Superwoman said strangely: "In my eyes, you actually didn't do anything, just sit on the side of the street and drink water, is this called life colorful?" ”
Witch King: "......"
This is a typical step on a sore foot, in fact, the female demon king's attitude to life is not much better than that of Superwoman, this woman has been struggling to survive for a bite of food since she was a child, and all along, survival has been her primary problem, but since she came to Lin Bai, she no longer has to worry about eating, and she doesn't have to worry about being attacked by monsters, she is bored enough. It's not that she hasn't tried to find something to do, but as soon as the heat of three minutes passes, she loses interest and can only come back and continue to be in a daze.
Two beauties, one black and one white, one charming and one innocent, actually sat on the edge of the tea table, drinking flower tea, and sighing like two old men in the twilight: "What should I do?" ”
Lin Bai and these two nameless women had no reason to talk about, and after glancing at them, they also sat down at the tea table: "Oh, then again, what should I do?" ”
Let's make a flute with three people, this is by far the most fun way to play.
The elf princess walked past with her camera, and when she saw the three haired people, she thought it was funny, so she picked up the camera and clicked to give them a multi-angle shot...... The Juniper Flower Demon came over with a pot of freshly boiled water and gently placed it on the table for the three...... At noon, Blood Phoenix IV made a delicious meal and served one to each of the three of them...... In the afternoon, the elf queen took a few newly researched biscuits, stuffed one in each of the three people's mouths, and asked them how they tasted...... In the evening, Blood Phoenix No. 2 returned from work, carrying a small bag in her hand, which seemed to be fried chestnuts with sugar on the side of the street, and threw it in front of the three of them and went into the backyard...... Not long after, Wenwen and Qianqian also came back from the university town, and the two girls seemed to be discussing whether the credits were enough to graduate, and passed by the tea table, Qianqian showed Lin Bai an ordinary smile by the way......
Then it was dark, the moon and stars climbed up, and the night breeze began to blow.
"I find you two boring." Lin Bai complained: "The whole day was wasted like this. ”
"You're the most boring." The female demon king complained back: "This king only started wasting time after he came to the human world, and you have been mixed up like this all your life." ”
“oh! no! I don't want this life. Superwoman went crazy and rolled on the ground: "I'm going to take my panties back, and then I'm going to punish the evil and promote the good, I can't waste my time here in a daze." (To be continued......) R1292