The fourth and fourth zeros, the king's biscuits

The second updateβ€”β€”

All the filming of "Blade of Darkness 3" was completed. At the same time, all the forest shots of "Black Forest" have also been completed, and then the crew of "Black Blade 3" needs to return to Shuangqing to carry out post-production zuΓ² in the film studio, dubbing, soundtrack, editing and a series of other work, and "Black Forest" will go back to shoot the scene of the elf girl following the male protagonist to live in human society......

The elf princess must go to the human world, otherwise the subsequent filming will not be possible. Lin Bai is not afraid to take her to the human realm, the destructiveness of the elf clan is relatively small, even if she is brought to the human realm, there will be no demon moths, and she will definitely not bring it if she is replaced by a Beamon giant beast or a mountain giant.

It's time to leave the Black Forest, Lin Bai waved to all the elves who came to see him off, and suddenly found that the elf queen was also standing beside him and waving, and couldn't help but be surprised: "What do you mean?" You shouldn't be standing next to me, you should be on the other side. ”

The queen smiled and said: "Mr. Demon King, what you want to take away is my daughter, how can I, as a mother, rest assured that she is running around the world with men, of course I have to be a guardian." ”

This was reasonable, Lin Bai had no reason to refuse, and nodded: "Okay, I'll welcome you to go to my house for a walk." ”

"Do you have other demon kings in your family?" The elf queen said worriedly: "Will other demon kings be cruel, after all, demon kings like you are a minority." ”

Lin Bai laughed: "No, you are mistaken, most of the demon kings are good people, only a very few demon kings will be traitors, you see that these people in our crew are all from my family, are they bad people?" ”

The elven queen smiled: "No, they are not bad people, they are all very ordinary, very ordinary people, and there is no essential difference between them and the people of our elf race, maybe I am confused by ancient legends, this time let me see with my own eyes what your house is like." ”

Before leaving, the queen carefully instructed the elders and generals to guard the village, do a good job in construction, and vigorously develop the biscuit factory. The convoy was much lighter than when it came, because a large amount of supplies had been given to the "extras", and now they were dressed lightly and were going home.

When passing through the canyon, the huge portal opened, and everyone unknowingly returned to the human realm, but they couldn't fool the elf queen, who also held the code of light, and she whispered and laughed at the portal at the mouth of the canyon: "It turned out that I used the space-time gate to enter another dimension...... Mr. Demon King, you are not from that world, no wonder your temperament is completely different from that of the legendary Demon Kings. ”

Lin Bai smiled: "I know that I can't deceive you, it's convenient to talk to smart people, and you don't have to deceive and deceive." This world is called the human world, and it has very developed technology, but people are overly dependent on technology, and no longer pay attention to physical exercise, and most people are very weak, which is completely different from the strong style of your world. ”

The Elf Queen nodded: "No wonder, I've always felt that the crew is weak and can't seem to fight." ”

The convoy got on the highway and entered Shuangqing City, the elf princess leaned on the window and looked out, the high-rise buildings dazzled her, the bustling streets and the red men and green women on the street made her intoxicated, the lifestyle of the elf clan is relatively simple, all the time, she has grown up in the deserted island forest, and has never been in contact with different lives, the last time she went to Lin Bai's Demon King Hall has opened her eyes, and this time she came to the human world, it was like Alice in Wonderland, completely entered the incomprehensible world.

"What's that?" The elf princess pointed to the ice cream in the hands of passers-by: "It looks delicious." ”

"So what?" She pointed to the bicycle ridden by a passerby: "What a strange looking mount." ”

Lin Bai had no choice but to take the trouble to explain to her.

Relatively speaking, the elf queen is much calmer, she maintains the queen's reserve, even if she doesn't understand something, she won't ask casually, just like the female demon king who first came to the human world, obviously she doesn't understand anything, but she pretends to know everything.

"You can go home first today, and come back to my company in a week." Lao Mouzi said: "My script was written improvisedly over there, and the company has not yet set up a studio, nor is it ready to shoot the location of the city's exterior scenes, all of which have to be prepared, and it will take a week to coordinate." ”

Lin Bai smiled: "Okay, call me in a week." ”

Ordinary actors are afraid that when the time comes, they will run to Lao Mouzi to report, but Lin Bai asked him to call, there are enough big names, Lao Mouzi can't cry or laugh: "Okay, I will definitely notify Boss Lin when the time comes." ”

Lin Bai took the elf mother and daughter, Blood Phoenix No. 2, and left the crew's convoy and returned to the old street. After leaving for a few days, the old street still remained the same, as if it would never change, Lin Bai pointed to his house and said with a smile: "You will live here temporarily for the rest of your days." ”

"It's such a short house, it's only two floors." The elf princess saw countless high-rise buildings along the way, and thought that she could live in a high-rise building, but when she arrived at the place, she found that she lived in a two-story small building, and she was a little disappointed: "Why not a high-rise building?" I like to live in a very high place. ”

Lin Bai then remembered that the elven clan usually lived in a treehouse, very high above the ground, which may be a racial characteristic.

"There's no way, I'll just stay." Lin Bai spread his hands and said: "My family is very poor and can't afford to live in a high-rise building. ”

"It turns out that Mr. Demon King is a poor man here." The elven princess stuck out her tongue and comforted him, "It's okay, Nu will get rich." ”

Lin Bai: "......"

The elf queen is not so easy to deceive, from the attitude of the crew towards Lin Bai, it can be seen that he is also a person who calls for wind and rain in this world, how can he be poor? Smiled: "This house is actually not bad, I am used to living in a tall tree house, and it is also interesting to live in a basement house once in a while." ”

Saying this, she slowly walked into Lin Bai's house, there were many things at home that she didn't recognize, such as refrigerators, microwave ovens, and an electric oven that the female demon king had bought blindly before, and she had never played there after using it once...... The elven queen had countless questions to ask, but she held them all back, she couldn't lose the queen's demeanor, she had to stay calm, and she would never be moved even if there was anything magical......

As soon as she thought of this, the queen screamed and threw herself on the snack box on the table.

It turned out that there were several bags of biscuits in the snack box, and the queen grabbed a bag of Orio and said loudly, "Oops, it's the Demon King Biscuits!" There's a big bag here, haha, I'll have to take this home and study it carefully. ”

"Who's going to rob the king of his cookies?" There was a sudden angry shout in the backyard, and then the space writhed strangely, and the female demon king appeared in the front hall with teleportation magic, and the snack box was her treasure, how could she let the nameless woman who ran from anywhere get involved.

"Do you speak the Demon language?" The Demon King looked at the Elf Queen curiously, and the Elf Queen looked at the Demon King curiously, both of them surprised to meet someone who spoke the same language.

"Who are you, are you looking for death by snatching the king's biscuits?" The female demon king is also holding a wireless mouse in her right hand, and it seems that she is playing "Bear League" and urgently killed to protect the snacks.

The Elven Queen was not the kind of person who snatched people's things brutally, she put down the biscuit and said, "I didn't know this thing was yours...... Since you don't like others to touch it, then I don't touch it. ”

"It turned out to be the Elven King." The female demon king looked at the elven queen's pointed ears, guessed her origin, and sneered: "Did the elf clan finally jump out and make waves?" First of all, this king has retired, no matter what happens, if you want to fight with the demons, find the man behind you...... He is the heir of this king, and this king has entrusted all affairs to him. ”

Hell, you've got a business to me! Lin Bai wanted to complain violently.

The elf queen looked at the female demon king in surprise: "It turned out to be the previous demon king...... Sure enough, I said that there must be other demon kings living in the demon king's house. ”

The female demon king turned to Lin Bai and asked, "What is this woman here for?" ”

"Ahem, I'm here." Lin Bai spread his hands and said: "Don't fight and kill, be harmonious, now is a harmonious society." ”

The female demon king snorted: "This king has no time to fight and kill, by the way, the game is playing at a critical time...... Put down the king's snacks and don't touch them,......" After saying that, her body flashed, and she teleported back to the backyard.

Lin Bai shrugged helplessly, a nameless woman! It's so infamous.

The elf queen really didn't touch the box of snacks again, but she could see it if she didn't touch it, standing on the edge of the box, her eyes bulging out as if looking at the snacks inside, Lin Bai also leaned over to see, there were really a lot of tricks inside, Orio biscuits, Quduoduo biscuits, Want Want snow biscuits, Master Kong three-in-one, scallion oil biscuits...... It's complicated!

The elf queen looked at the box with great resentment and said: "The previous female demon king is really rich, there are so many delicious biscuits to press the box, but our elf clan can only make extremely unpalatable elf biscuits, alas, I really want to get some biscuits with different tastes to go back to research and research, and develop the pillar industry of the elf clan......"

Lin Bai knew that she was deliberately saying this to herself, look, people are easy to become sperm when they live a lot, even if she looks like a young woman without any scheming, but she really has a lot of small abacus in her heart, and if she says something out of tune like this, don't you just want me to help you get some cookies? smiled bitterly: "Okay, don't pretend, I'll take you to buy a box." ”

"Really?" The Elven Queen was overjoyed.

"Don't pretend!" Lin Bai said angrily: "Obviously guessed, I will definitely help you get it, and pretend to be surprised to show it to anyone." ”

The elf queen smiled slightly, and resumed her light and breezy pretense again.

"Let's go, I'll take you to the supermarket to buy cookies."

"What's a supermarket?"

"Don't ask, just go......" R1152