Chapter 13 of the first volume of the King of Chefs is too dirty

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"Ahhh......hhh Plum...... Master Li? Don't! You ...... This is terrible, isn't it? We're entertaining foreign guests! It's so ...... So...... Is it really good? The bald head Qiang suddenly looked at Li Gengxin with a strange face, and his eyes looked different when he saw Li Gengxin.

Slightly stunned, Li Gengxin didn't understand what it meant. He stared at the bald head Qiang blankly, and he didn't understand what he was talking about for a while. If you don't understand, you naturally don't know what to say!

Li Gengxin just felt that the idea he came up with was very good. But looking at the strange look of the bald head in front of him, he was a little stunned for a while.

The sound of swallowing saliva made everyone here listen to it in the quiet office.

Li Gengxin looked at the bald head in front of him for a few moments, and then turned his head to look at the chef on the side.

"I know Master Li, you may not be so cruel, but even if you don't use beautiful women, then ...... Isn't that a little too bloody? As soon as the bald head Qiang's voice fell, Li Gengxin asked in surprise: "What beauty are you talking about?" ”

"Uh...... Master Li, we are all men, and we naturally understand that today's beauty is a symbol of beauty and summer flowers in everyone's hearts. Although it is impossible for the national goddess to smile and captivate the city as before, she can captivate the country with a smile...... That, after all, in order to win a smile from the beauties, King Zhou You can light the wolf smoke and see the sergeants panting and saving the country. It happened during the feudal dynasty, that Tang Xuanzong allowed the horse to gallop thousands of miles from Lingnan in China to the capital at that time in order to let the beauties eat comfortable and delicious lychees. No matter how many people and horses are killed, the concubine laughs and has been replaced by airlift. In this time of peace. There are countless people who are trying to please the goddess, aren't they? ”

The more Li Gengxin listened, the more he didn't feel good, and he didn't understand what the bald head wanted to say. looked at the bald head with a puzzled face, and it seemed that he really wanted to hear him say one, two, three. So he didn't even defend anything for a while, but quietly listened to the bald head and continued to speak.

The bald head saw that Li Gengxin was not talking, but was thinking about his words seriously. He was overjoyed in his heart, and he didn't know that Li Gengxin was in an extremely blinded mode at this time.

At this time, the head chef sitting next to him was thinking about a different situation.

The bald head Qiang said with a righteous face at this time: "Master Li." Let me tell you about the case that the professor told us a few days ago when I went to the MBA! ”

Without waiting for Li Gengxin to agree, the bald head said to himself: "The professor told us that he gave us such a case, saying that there is a young man who has a budget of 2,000 yuan. At that time, in order to have a relationship with a goddess, I spent 1,500 yuan to buy a mobile phone for the goddess. Then the remaining five hundred pieces were calculated, and they were to eat and open a room. rode an electric car that was almost out of power and went to meet the goddess. And then, guess what? ”

"Ang...... I guess it didn't work out, right? Li Gengxin subconsciously responded.

Needless to say, everyone can hear that this is probably impossible. After all, bubble girls can't really dig out their hearts and lungs. There is a way to do something!

"yes...... It really didn't work out. Do you know what the goddess said to him? Guan Qiang asked Li Gengxin.

Li Gengxin didn't think about it and said: "I guess, that goddess told the young man that you are a good person." But we really don't fit in a qiē. Is that right? ”

"Haha...... ** don't leave ten. So if it were you, Master Li, what would you do? The bald head asked Li Gengxin.

Li Gengxin grinned, thought for a while and said, "If it were me, I would buy two thousand yuan for a necklace or something." It might be more fun this way, and as for the meal, I'll go to her house and cook it myself! ”

"Haha...... But there are not many chefs in the world than giant pandas! It's not that no one is called Li Gengxin, it's not that no one can do it, "If you want to get the body of a goddess, you must first conquer her taste buds, right?" ”

The bald head Qiang did not deny Lee's approach. After all, the king of chefs made a move. It's very easy to get something delicious and want to conquer a beautiful woman.

After seeing Li Gengxin glance at himself suspiciously. Bald Qiang continued: "The answer given by the professor is to rent a BMW for 2,000 yuan for 1,000 yuan, and then drive to the wholesale market to buy hundreds of roses for 300 yuan, and after seeing her, go to the roadside stall with the goddess." The rest of the money to open the room. After getting the goddess in hand, it is estimated that the goddess will still say, this is the ...... of love"

After Li Gengxin coughed helplessly, he pouted slightly: "Really...... That's enough. It turns out that MBA still handed over how to put the girl? Are you sure you didn't study the NBA? Bryant is retired......"

The bald head looked at Li Gengxin with a serious face and said, "This is the truth I want to tell you." It is also a case of the mode of operation. That one...... You're really too much of that. Do you understand? ”

Li Gengxin still shook his head blankly and said, "What does this have to do with the model, I think it's very good!" ”

"Master Li! Can we have a good exchange? The other party is the mayor of Huai City and the foreign delegation! Do you do kappo? After the bald head Qiang finished speaking, he didn't wait for Li Gengxin to speak and continued: "That's when the country is not peaceful. How can this be done now? In the past, it was for specific historical reasons that beautiful women became men's food. You...... You, you, you......"

"Beauty? Delicacies? The man's food? Li Gengxin's face changed slightly, and he generally knew in his heart that he had misunderstood himself.

The head chef frowned. At the juncture, he asked strongly: "Mr. Liu, what did you just say...... Say that beautiful women have become a man's delicacy? This one...... Is the taste too strong? How could such a thing be? Not kidding, right? ”

The bald head shook his head with a cold face and said, "How can it be a joke?" According to the records in the history books, there are countless things about people being human, and the way to eat beautiful women is specially recorded in the history books, and there is not just one, but many, many ways! ”

"Huh? Is there really one? I've been a chef for so many years, and I've never heard of ...... There are also those who use beautiful women as ingredients. Are you talking about Fuso's woman! It's the kind of thing that puts the ruler on the girl? The head chef asked blankly.

The bald head shook his head heavily, and said to him with a frozen face: "Of course not, according to the records in the history books, some women are put in a large vat, and then simmered outside with a fire." Until the beauty is baked! ”

"Damn. Isn't this just dry stir-frying? Forehead...... It seems that salt-baked chicken is similar to this one. It's just that after the whole chicken is processed, it is wrapped in tin foil. It is then buried in coarse-grained salt, and then the vessel is burned with fire, and the temperature of the salt is raised by guò heat conduction. And then...... Then the chicken is cooked! The head chef grunted and swallowed a large gulp. The face is a little weird!

The bald head nodded slightly, and then said: "It is recorded in the history books that there are also beautiful women strung on an iron shelf. Grill it over fire below! ”

"Do you mean kebabs, or whole lamb? Do you have to bake it outside and brush it with honey or oil? The head chef added.

The bald head Qiang did not respond to the chef's words, but continued to say to himself: "It is recorded in the history books that the hands and feet of the beautiful women are tied, poured boiling water on their bodies, and then the bitter skin of the outer layer of the beauty's body is brushed off with a bamboo broom, and then the muscles are cut off and cooked and eaten!" ”

"it...... Isn't this just raw rolling fish fillet? After the fish is marinated, we pour the boiling hot soup over the fish and eat the fillet directly with the sauce. The preheated fish will be very white and tender...... "The chef then muttered.

Guan Qiang glanced at the head chef, and his face was a little pale and continued: "It is also recorded in the history books that live beauties are packed in big cloth bags. Then put it in a large pot and cook! ”

"This is white cut chicken. After the chicken is cleaned up, throw it into hot water and cook it directly, turn on the pot and turn off the heat. Nanfang is like Nen, and it's OK to get ten minutes and eight minutes. After the incision, the bone was still bloody. And the northerners can't accept it. Generally, it is necessary to dip for fifteen minutes, and there is no blood after the incision! ”

Li Gengxin couldn't stand listening to the head chef and the bald head Qiang. His brows furrowed deeply, looking at the expressions of the two, he heard the bald head Qiang continue: "It is also recorded in the history books that the beautiful woman was cut into several pieces and salted. Eat and take! ”

"This ...... This is the curing of Jinhua ham, right? The bald man muttered softly.

"Of course, there are more serious tastes recorded in the history books, that is, some only cut off the two legs of beautiful women. Or just cut off the twin peaks on the breasts of the beautiful women, and throw away the rest of the parts! ”

"Enough of you!" Li Gengxin slapped the table heavily, stood up suddenly, and looked at the head chef and bald head Qiang in front of him, his face had inadvertently turned pale. I'm not the kind of snake spirit disease, and I'm not too man! There are some things that I can't accept......

The bald head looked at Li Gengxin's anger at this time. Subconsciously thought that Li Gengxin was annoyed and angry!

Immediately, I heard the bald head Qiang say: "Update, I'm sure you've heard of all these things!" For example, in history, people who ate people also divided the taste of human flesh into three, six, nine and so on.

In the first year of Jingkang in the Northern Song Dynasty, the Jin soldiers invaded the south. When the war broke out, the officers and soldiers and the common people had no food to eat, so they salted all the dead and dried them into dried meat for consumption.

Fan Wen, a native of Dengzhou, organized the righteous army to resist Jin, and after the defeat, he crossed the sea by boat to Lin'an, and the team was still eating dried human flesh after entering the city. They called the man's dried flesh a "two-legged sheep," and the old, thin man was called "Rao Shohuo"

The head chef was keen and studious and asked shamelessly: "Mr. Liu, what is Rao Jiaohuo?" ”

Guan Qiang turned his head and looked at the head chef and said slowly: "It means that this kind of human flesh is old and needs to be more fired." And the young women are called "unenvious sheep"!

The head chef frowned and thought for a while and asked, "Then the meaning of not envying sheep means that this kind of person tastes good, more than mutton?" ”

The bald head nodded and continued: "The child is called a rotten bone, which means that the child's meat is tender, and when it is cooked, it is rotten with the bones of the meat." ”

"You're not done!" Li Gengxin had a feeling that he was about to collapse at this time. I don't understand what Qiang is thinking at this juncture. How could he say such a thing!

The bald head nodded and said slowly: "Yes!" Of course. I just want to tell you what has happened in history. And Master Li, the idea you think is terrible, you know? ”

Li Gengxin said with a surprised face: "Why am I so terrible? ”

"Isn't it scary? In the last years of the Yuan Dynasty, the world was in turmoil, and the officers and soldiers stationed in Huaiyou were short of food, and they also hunted people for food. They consider the flesh of a child to be superior, the flesh of a woman to be secondary, and the flesh of a man to be secondary. They call human flesh "want meat", which means that after eating it, it is endlessly delicious and makes people miss. It's a bit too much. But from one side, we can see the cruelty of people at that time, and how can people be like this now? ”

Li Gengxin was at a loss now, and he didn't know why Guan Qiangqiang suddenly made such a tirade with himself. I've never had any thoughts like what he said!

Guan Qiang sighed, and said with a heavy expression: "Turning over the thousands of years of history of China, in the cracks of the book, I actually found many records of eating beautiful women. But I also found that according to the different reasons for eating beautiful women, they are mainly divided into these categories! For example, the first is that in the year of the ******, there will be a tragic phenomenon of eating beautiful women. This phenomenon is of course against human nature, but in that kind of situation where everyone is facing the threat of starvation, beautiful women who can't fight, can't do heavy work, and have delicious meat naturally bear the brunt of the victims! Zhu Cang at the end of the Sui Dynasty was a famous man-eating demon king. At that time, there was a catastrophe in Xiangyang and Dengzhou, and white rice could not be bought for 10,000 yuan, and the people couldn't eat each other. Zhu Cang took advantage of the chaos to raise troops, and often captured folk children to steam and eat meat. He said to the sergeant: "The most beautiful food in the world can surpass human flesh, and as long as there are people in the country, I don't have to worry about running out of military rations." So he ordered his subordinates to divide the way to capture women and children, steam them and distribute them to the soldiers. Every time he captured a town, Zhu Cang sent orders to distribute weak women and children to various departments, and kill and eat them when needed.

Zhao Siwan and Zhu Cang in the fifth dynasty were raccoon dogs. When he led his troops to occupy Chang'an, there was nothing to eat in the city, so he killed women and children as military rations, and distributed them to various departments according to a certain amount, and whenever he sacrificed his army, he killed hundreds of people. Zhao Siwan loves to eat people's liver, he tied the live beauty to the wooden pillar, cut open the stomach, cut off the liver, fried the full meal, and ate the liver, the beauty who was cut off the liver is still screaming. Zhao Siwan went from chaos to defeat, eating a total of 66 pairs of human livers! ”

"That's really enough for 666......" Li Gengxin sighed helplessly. Suddenly raised his head and said to the bald head: "I'm talking about kappo!" Do you understand? (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please visit wènhttp://mnet

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