The second 10 attack and violent beating of cloth tigers

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Lin Bai then remembered that Andy Lau, a big star, had caused fan suicides, and some people had specifically listed horror news such as "Top Ten Fan Suicide Incidents", and the masked hero is now a well-known star, if it is revealed that he has a girlfriend, maybe there will really be fans who commit suicide, and Wenwen is very likely.

He suddenly understood why Zhang Zhizhi and Chen Xi wanted to hide their relationship.

The reporters waved their gossip nature: "It turned out to be an ordinary friend, which means that the last confession was unsuccessful, and you didn't decide to show it?" ”

The flat-chested policewoman nodded and said, "Yes!" We decided to fight crime as friends and keep the peace. ”

One of the reporters also said: "Masked hero, I heard that you have been fired by the Huaxia Dragon Group as a temporary worker, and now you have no salary, right?" May I ask if you didn't have a relationship because the man didn't have a regular job and couldn't support his girlfriend, so Captain Huaxia retracted his confession? ”

The flat-chested policewoman smiled: "I have no comment on this." ”

A reporter asked: "Masked hero, I heard that you can only make money by making movies recently, and your life has been so embarrassed that you have to come out and show your face?" ”

Lin Bai thought to himself: My life has always been embarrassing, do I need to hide this kind of thing? It doesn't seem to be needed!

So he coughed lightly and said, "To tell you the truth, I've always been poor and don't have much money to spend." I didn't charge a penny for filming "Decadent Peanuts", only a box lunch, the kind of thirteen yuan. ”

"Wow!" Journalists were in an uproar. Although this incident has been rumored all along, it is still very shocking to hear the masked hero admit it himself. Oh, my God! The national idol, the masked hero who has been protecting everyone, is so poor. How can it be embarrassing? A female reporter cried on the spot, and reached out and took out her embroidered purse: "Masked hero, I want to donate all my money to you." ”

"I appreciate your kindness!" Of course, Lin Bai couldn't take this girl's purse, and said with a wry smile: "I can't accept everyone's charity, just let me use my own hands to work to get rich, after the Spring Festival is over, "Decadent Peanuts" will be released, and everyone will come to the theater to support me." Although the film is not very good, I don't have many scenes in it......"

"The masked hero is so humble, the film you play must be good!" The reporters hurriedly complimented.

"That's right! Masked Hero-sama, a new heroic figure has appeared recently, I wonder what you think of her? A reporter asked.

"What hero? I don't know! Lin Bai became interested.

The reporter said: "It is a heroine called Spider-Man, probably a lover of the movie "Spider-Man", dressed exactly like Spider-Man, her figure is very slim, and she looks like a woman. This heroine, unlike you and Captain Huaxia, did not go to defeat those evil villains. She just did small things, such as saving kittens, dogs, children, Chinese New Year's Eve she also ran out at night to help 119 save a few fires......"

Dizzy, isn't this Qianqian?

Lin Bai had no choice but to smile bitterly: "This is what she is really doing well." I admire her. Well, I hope that no one will disturb us when we go shopping with our good friends in the future, so that the two of us can quietly enjoy the life of ordinary people. ”

The reporters laughed and dispersed, this sentence was replaced by an ordinary star, the reporters only paid attention to him, and they were sure to follow behind to take pictures secretly, but the masked hero is different from ordinary stars, he is a heroic soldier who fights for justice and the people. Not the kind of idol star who betrays his hue, the reporters want him to have a good rest. It's even more powerful the next time you beat up the bad guys.

Lin Bai and the policewoman with a flat chest continued to wander around the streets, and after a few laps in department stores such as New Century and Wangfujing. The two stopped in front of the jewelry counter on the first floor, and the flat-chested policewoman's eyes couldn't help but glance over the ring in the window......

Lin Bai felt a lot of pressure, is it too early to look at the ring? We were just on our first date, and suddenly I thought, "By the way, I'll buy you a gift as a souvenir." ”

The flat-chested policewoman blushed slightly: "Don't be so polite, the reporters say that you are living poorly...... Don't buy it for me. ”

Lin Bai only had 2o3 yuan in his pocket, and he knew that he couldn't afford anything, but he always felt that he couldn't buy it, so he turned his head to look for any interesting gadgets, preferably small toys worth only a few dozen yuan. Suddenly, I saw a man in a suit rushing out of the jewelry store next to him, who looked like a manager, and this person ran to Lin Bai and saluted respectfully: "Lord Masked Hero, please forgive me for hiding next to me and eavesdropping just now, do you want to give Captain Huaxia a gift?" Please choose our Chow Tai Fook jewelry...... You can choose any jewelry in the store, and you can take whichever one you like, and you will not be charged a penny...... Just let us advertise it under your name, and say it's a jewel that both the masked hero and Captain Huaxia like, and that's it. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, a flying kick suddenly flew out next to him, kicking the manager to the ground, and another manager appeared: "I am the manager of Cartier Jewelry Company, please ignore Zou Dafu's idiot, our Cartier Jewelry Company is a world-renowned brand, if the masked hero and Captain Huaxia are not disgusted, come to our store to choose jewelry, take whatever you like, you are welcome." ”

"Cartier: Get out of here!" Another flew out, and another manager said with a smile on his face: "I'm the manager of Tijue Jewelry, don't look at the two of Cartier's rural brands, let's come and see Tijue......"

"No, no, we are the top jewelry company, and those in front are scum!"

"Fart, Zhaigli is the best!"

"Masked heroes, choose Van Cleef & Arpels!"

Almost all the managers in the jewelry store on the first floor of the department store were dispatched, and they were very happy.

Lin Bai felt very frightened, he didn't want money to give jewelry to others, but they still had to compete for places? Is my name already that valuable? You can take something in the mall and not pay, wow, if I move the whole department store back. Isn't it necessary to pay either?

"Shut up!" Lin Bai shouted, and a large group of managers froze.

Lin Bai snorted at this time: "I'm going to give gifts, not doing business." You actually asked me to give away a product that I earned from advertising, is this sincere? I had to pay for the gifts myself. It's a real gift! ”

The managers retreated in embarrassment, and the flat-chested policewoman was moved to tears.

Lin Bai took her straight to the top floor of the department store and came to the toy counter, only to see a puppet toy hanging in a conspicuous position at the front of the counter, which was made in the shape of the Winter Soldier, with a price tag of 49 yuan. Lin Bai was overjoyed, and hurriedly paid for it, and handed the Muppet Winter Soldier to the flat-chested policewoman: "I know you hate this guy the most." Buy one and go home for a meal. ”

Flat-chested policewoman: "......"

The next day, the headlines of the major newspapers reported the incident: "The Masked Hero rejected the expensive jewels offered by the jewelers, and chose a 49 yuan Muppet Winter Soldier to give to Captain Huaxia, showing his noble sentiments of not being moved by money." This ingenious gift made Captain Huaxia be moved for a long time and couldn't speak! ”

Within a few days, the Ragdoll Winter Soldier in the major shopping malls was snapped up, and the children were proud to own a Ragdoll Winter Soldier, and when the children were at home, they pressed the poor Ragdoll to the ground and beat him violently.

Later, the act of beating the puppets became a fashion and even a culture. Many people have sewn a puppet of their boss at home. If it's okay, just beat it up. According to the reporter's revelation, there is a puppet in the home of the deputy mayor of Shuangqing, which is modeled after the mayor. Whenever the deputy mayor is bullied by the mayor, he will go home and beat the mayor of the Muppet violently......

The fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the Lantern Festival.

The female demon king got up melancholy, walked to the door melancholy, and melancholy pushed open the door to go out to see, there was still no flowing water on the empty old street. Sure enough, melancholy is right, you shouldn't be in a good mood on a day without a flowing water seat...... She counted with her hands and screamed, "There are still 35o days to go until the next Spring Festival......"

"Alright. Don't scream! Today is the Lantern Festival, there are good things! Lin Bai walked out with a smile.

The Female Demon King was overjoyed: "What good things?" Is it delicious? ”

"You wait. Qianqian is coming soon! ”

Lin Bai didn't use any ability, what perspective. Clairvoyance is useless, he only knows from experience that Qianqian will definitely come over when he gets up early in the morning, and she will come to the Lantern Festival every year.

Sure enough, Qianqian appeared immediately, she was holding a large porcelain bowl in each of her left and right hands, the bowl was steaming, and handed the two large bowls to Lin Bai and the female demon king, and said with a smile: "It's time for breakfast!" ”

The female demon king looked impatiently into the bowl, white, round, and sticky, and I don't know what strange food filled the bowl: "What the hell is this?" ”

"Tangyuan!" Lin Bai smiled and threw a rice ball into his mouth with a spoon, black sesame filling, too authentic! Lin Bai likes to eat black sesame stuffed rice balls, but he is very lazy and doesn't make them himself every year, so every year Qianqian will wrap the rice balls and send him a bowl, and this year there is a female demon king, so he added a bowl. Of course, there were also the Black Female Samurai and the Golden Twin Gunner, so Qianqian went on another trip and sent two more bowls.

After the female demon king ate a rice ball, her eyes closed, feeling the thick fragrance of sesame seeds in her mouth. This food demon world doesn't have it, it's great! She couldn't find the words to describe the deliciousness.

"I'll rub it, should you be so exaggerated when you eat a rice ball? Give me a quick meal. Lin Bai urged: "I'll have to go out in a while." ”

"It's gone! It's going to take another year. The female demon king protected her bowl, as if someone was going to rob her of her good things: "This king should eat slowly, one by one." ”

"Don't be afraid, this thing doesn't come once a year like a running water mat! As long as you want to eat, you can do it at any time. Lin Bai said.

"It's always available." The female demon king was overjoyed, picked up the big porcelain bowl, swallowed the whole bowl of rice balls in one bite, stretched out her hand and said, "Another bowl!" ”

There is no reason to talk about this nameless woman! Lin Bai gave her half a bowl of his rice balls: "Don't patronize and eat, I'm going out to watch a movie today, the masked hero's screen debut "Decadent Peanuts" is awesome." ”

The female demon king knows what movies are, she is a woman with a very high IQ, and since she came to the human world, she has been learning the common sense of the human world. She knew that a movie was a kind of show that was shown in a movie theater, just like television, but she hadn't seen it in person.

The reason why she hasn't been to see it is also very simple, she doesn't like to go out!

Lin Bai always thought that the reason why the female demon king didn't like to go out was lazy, which was of course one of the aspects, but the real deep-seated reason was because the female demon king was very timid, she was afraid!

No one will believe it when he says it, the Great Demon King of Fear, who rules the Demon Realm, is actually a woman who is very timid and afraid to go out.

When the witch was a little witch, her home was a small stone cave. The hole is small, looking like a pangolin or a wild dog's hole, and it takes several meters to climb into the hole before it slowly becomes wide enough for her to barely stand and move.

She didn't like this small home, but she had to live in this kind of place, because a cave that was too wide was dangerous and easy to attract monsters, and only this inconspicuous little cave could protect her. In fact, the narrow entrance of the cave had saved her life many times, and when she was chased by the demon flower, as long as she could escape back into the cave and penetrate the small hole that could only accommodate wild dogs and children to crawl into, the huge demon flower could not hurt her.

The home is very safe, and if you stay at home, you will not die, but it is dangerous to leave the house and go out to find food, and you can die at any time.

That's why the female demon doesn't like to go out!

Lin Bai's urging voice woke her up from her fantasy: "Hey, let's go!" It's time for us to go to the cinema. ”

"Go ahead, I still don't really want to go out." The female demon king shook her head in confusion.

"I have to go this time!" Lin Bai snorted: "There are scenes of me starring in this film, and there is also a female villain played by Blood Phoenix No. 2, you have to cheer for your own family, right?" ”

The female demon king felt upset for a while, but after the annoyance, the words "own family" finally took over, in fact, this is not the first time she has compromised, she was pulled out when Qianqian opened an Internet cafΓ©, and she was also pulled out when Lin Bai went to the hot spring, after a little uncomfortable, she nodded and said: "Okay, this king will reluctantly take a trip." ”

Lin Bai took her hand and pulled the reluctant female demon king out of the door, Qianqian and Wenwen were already waiting at the door, and the two little girls each carried a fashionable small satchel, which was even more beautiful. The black female samurai and the golden twin gunmen were also waiting at the door, and the two female killers were dressed like white-collar beauties, showing their temperament.

Lin Bai joined the female demon king with him, snapped his fingers and said, "Let's go!" UME Cinema! (To be continued)

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