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Just when Zhu Run felt the extreme pain of the egg, the villagers at the scene settled down, when they showed the big dog...... After adultery and adultery do not hurt people, all kinds of strange remarks appeared.

"Oops! Oh, my God! Oh my cow! A middle-aged village woman cried in the dark, "This is my cow!" Save it! It's going to die, how can I live? ”

"I said Sister-in-law Guifen, your cow is dead, why can't you live?" A middle-aged man with an obscene appearance smiled and said, "Don't you still have your husband, my eldest brother?" Your land will always be ploughed, what are you afraid of? ”

"That's it! It is! Everyone burst into laughter, "If Gui Fen's husband can't be busy, you kid can also help together!" ”

"That's it!" The obscene Chinese character patted his chest, hehe, lewdness, and laughter: "As long as my sister-in-law needs it, it is my duty to do it." Well, I tell you, if any of you can't plough that field, you can ask me for help at any time, and I've always been helpful. ”

"Phew!" Listening to Genwang's shameless words, those big girls and little daughters-in-law blushed, and they all sighed in their hearts.

The middle-aged village woman was almost angry with him, stepped forward and grabbed his pants and said, "Okay, you Genwang, the old lady's cattle are about to be killed by this monster, and you still talk about meat to entertain the old lady." Look at today's old lady, I won't clean you up, let your roots become broken! ”

"Yes, yes! Just let him become a root cut," everyone roared, "Gui Fen's sister-in-law cheered, stripped him naked and sent it to the monster." He has much more skin and tender flesh than your cow, and the monster must be very happy when he sees it, and maybe he will release your cow then. ”

Genwang was startled when he heard this, and shouted, "Don't talk nonsense! Don't talk nonsense! My idea isn't enough to stuff a monster between his teeth! Sister-in-law Guifen, I'm kidding! You, you let go! With a bitter look on his face, he tugged on the belt of his trousers and begged Gui Fen for mercy again and again.

"Humph! Joke! The old lady is not joking with you! That Gui Fen sprinkled and took off his pants desperately, and the two of them made a mess.

"Alright! Stop it! An old man in his seventies couldn't stand it anymore and scolded, "How old are you and still making trouble!" What's there to make a fuss about. Root break, no, root wang, is it you kid who is causing trouble? I'll clean you up later! And Gui Fen of the Gen family, don't make trouble, take off other men's pants in broad daylight, and you're not afraid that Gen will come back to clean you up when he finds out? And the rest of you, when is it still foolish, be careful that the big dog eats you in one bite. ”

was scolded by this old man, and everyone couldn't help but shrink their heads, smiled and stopped talking.

At this time, a villager said worriedly: "Third uncle! You are always Mr. Yin and Yang, and you are well-informed, maybe this is the wild wolf in the mountains that has become a spirit, right? Why else is it so big? What if it does eat people later? ”

"A wild wolf?" The old man said angrily, "Old man, I have lived for more than seventy years, and I still can't tell the difference between a wolf and a dog?" As soon as you look at this thing sticking out its tongue and stupid look, you know it's a dog. Even if it's a youkai, it's a dog demon. Who's that...... Is 11o through? ”

"Third grandfather!" A half-grown man said with some distress, "The fight was cleared, but as soon as I mentioned that there was a big dog and a big buffalo in our village, he was scolded back, and he said that he would hold me accountable for reporting false police." Me, I...... I didn't dare to fight anymore. ”

"You're stupid!" The old man has a headache and heart disease, "Can't you say that it is a vicious dog that hurts people and bites people?" ”

"But isn't that really a false alarm?" The half-eldest son said unconvinced, "I don't dare, or the third grandfather, you can fight by yourself!" After saying that, he stuffed the phone to the old man.

"I'll hit me...... Don't trouble the government," the old man had never dealt with the government much in his life, and he was a little frightened, so he threw the phone back to the kid at the moment, and said with a straight face, "You young people, you don't have any responsibility, aren't you just a dog?" I can't solve this, so what kind of government do you have to look for? ”

When the half-eldest son heard this, he was anxious: "Third grandfather, let me call 11o, but ......"

"Huh?" The old man glared at him, glared back at his "you", and then coughed and said loudly, "Isn't it just a dog?" Look at the old man, I'll take care of it? You wait, I'll go home and ask someone to come over and get something ready. ”

"Third grandfather! Who are you looking for? The half-grown man said curiously, "Can you subdue this big dog...... Dog demon? ”

"I'll just come with the third grandfather!" The old man's face was mysterious, "You third grandfather, I have my own way!" After saying that, he walked towards the house with his hands behind his back and a noble face, and the half-grown boy thought about it, and then followed with a few equally curious boys.

"What! I only know that the third uncle is a yin and yang gentleman, and it's okay to do a ritual for people," and when the old man walked away, a villager said suspiciously, "But I haven't heard that the third uncle can also subdue demons and eliminate demons?" Does he still have that kind of friend? ”

"That's not a finger!" Another villager said, "I know that there was an old man from the third uncle's house the day before yesterday, but I don't know if it's the one he said." However, I heard that when the third uncle was young, he traveled south and north, and he was well-informed, and maybe he really knew a few friends who could subdue demons and subdue demons. Let's take a closer look later, maybe we'll learn something? ”

"Yes, yes! Justified and justified! We'll have to take a look! The villager nodded and said with a smile, "This skill must be studied hard!" Maybe in the future, I can use this ability to mix up a bowl of rice. ”

A few minutes later, the third uncle returned, followed by an old Taoist in a Taoist robe. I saw that this old Taoist beard was all white, and his face was full of red light. Wearing a purple-gold gossip robe, a crown with sky-high fan wings, and fluttering sleeves, he is really a master. Kind eyebrows and kind eyes, like Wang Chongyang reborn; is vigorous, and it seems that Zhang Sanfeng is in the world. When all the villagers saw it, their voices immediately lowered, and a sense of respect rose inexplicably in their hearts.

"Hmm!" The third uncle glanced at everyone with satisfaction, and then said to the Taoist priest with admiration, "This is Qingsong Daoist, a fellow Taoist of mine, a ten-generation Yin and Yang gentleman with high mana. There is a dog demon in the village today, and he happens to be a guest here in the past two days, so it must be the number of days! Well, come and see you. ”

"Hello Dao Chief!" "Dao Chief, hard work!" The villagers greeted him one after another.

Qingsong Daochang's face turned green at this time, originally he heard the third uncle say that there was a dog demon in the village, and asked him to come to subdue the demon and eliminate the demon, but he didn't believe it. Mr. Yin and Yang, the tenth generation of his family, of course, knew that most things in the world were nonsense, but out of the professional habit of cheating and cheating, he still came with a complete set of equipment. God is pitiful, he originally just went to the third uncle's house to fight the autumn breeze and eat with a mouthful of food, but he didn't expect to really meet such a big dog.

"Old fellow! You're hurting me! Qing Song grabbed the third uncle and whispered, "Don't you know about me?" I think you might as well play 11o, or call the chengguan brigade here! Don't they specialize in dog beating? ”

"This ...... Isn't this 11o not believed at all? The third uncle was embarrassed to say that he was bragging, and said with a dry smile, "Don't worry, I guess this dog may be a foreign breed, how can there be any dog demon in this world!" In my previous experience of being chased by dogs, that dog shouldn't hurt anyone. Well, you can just make a show and see if you can scare it away, but it really doesn't work...... We'll talk about that then. ”

"Hmmm! That's just as well! Daoist Qingsong's face looked better, "You old guy cheated on food and drink when he was young, and he was chased by dogs a lot, so he has experience in this." ”

"What words!" The third uncle couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "Hurry up and get to work, if you can get rid of this dog, I'll invite you to drink when it's poured." ”

"Hmmm! That's pretty much it! Qing Song nodded with satisfaction, and then said loudly, "Prepare incense!" ”

A few half-sized children were taken by his momentum, and obediently lifted a table of eight immortals and spread a red cloth, and then put the incense table on the table.

After the incense case was set, a half-sized boy asked the third uncle in a low voice: "Third grandfather!" It's already good, is the Taoist going to start subduing demons? ”

"You know what?" The third uncle glanced at him and said coldly, "What about the things you were asked to prepare?" Why didn't it put it on? ”

"This ......" The half-grown boy was sweating when he saw it, and he dodged and took out a pig's head that was frozen into ice lumps from behind him, and said embarrassedly, "This pig's head was left by my family when they killed the pig the day before yesterday, but my mother accidentally put it in the freeze, this ...... It's okay to use it to worship the gods, right? The gods don't have any opinions."

"This ......," the third uncle was also embarrassed, "This god probably won't have any opinions, but I just don't know if this frozen one is suitable for the taste of other immortals...... Forget it, something is better than nothing. Put! Put! ”

Not to the taste of Daisen? The half-grown boy didn't understand what he meant, but he still put the pig's head that was frozen into ice lumps.

"Come, come, come! Everyone come here," said the chief of Qingsong Dao loudly to all the villagers with a solemn face, "You stand behind me later, and when I say a word later, you can follow me to read a sentence, understand?" ”

"Yes!" Everyone was taken by his solemn expression and immediately gathered around.

"Hmmm! Follow me," said Aomatsu Dao Chief, lighting the incense case and reading in his mouth, "... ￥#…%……&*”

"......" The villagers were speechless for a while.

"What's wrong!" Daoist Qingsong turned his head and looked at everyone dissatisfied, "Why don't you follow along?" ”

"That ......" a drop of cold sweat dripped from the head of the half-sized boy, "Dao Chief! We didn't understand what you were reading. ”

"Ugh!" Qingsong Daochang's face stiffened, and a cold sweat broke out in his heart, he usually thought like this. But he almost forgot that it was purely deceptive, in fact...... Even he didn't know what he was reading, and how could the villagers understand.

"Ahem, ahem!" Elder Qingsong Dao blushed and coughed awkwardly, then scolded, "It's really rotten wood that can't be carved." Well, forget it! Since you don't understand it, you don't need to read the prayers of heaven and earth. Let's get straight to the point. ”

After speaking, Daoist Qingsong's face froze, and then he held the frozen pig's head in his hand and walked solemnly to Wangcai, who was cool.

Wangcai gave the old man a curious look with his big tongue, then turned his head and continued to pant and destroy the big buffalo.

Just as the villagers were holding their breath and waiting to see Qingsong Dao Chang subduing demons and subduing demons, they saw Qingsong's face change suddenly, and then an old face smiled into a chrysanthemum. saw that he raised his hand high, still holding the frozen pig's head in his hand, and smiled at Wangcai with a flattering face: "Great Immortal! It's hot, that...... Daxian, you are fierce and fierce, it must be very hot. On behalf of the villagers, I presented a chilled pig's head to Daxian, which is a specialty of the village. Well, it's a specialty! It can quench thirst and quench the heat, increase the body, and please smile at it! ”

Seeing this, the villagers of "......" couldn't help but have black lines on their faces, and felt that the three views had collapsed again.