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"Third grandfather! This ......," the half-grown man said in embarrassment, "Didn't you say that this is to subdue demons and eliminate demons?" Dao Chief, this is ......"

"Stinky boy! What do you know? The third uncle turned around and scolded him, then hurriedly walked to Qing Song's side and whispered, "Stinky Daoist, what are you doing here?" You just have to see if you can scare the dog away, who told you to talk nonsense? ”

"Ugh!" Qing Song's face suddenly stiffened, and he smiled a little embarrassedly, "Haha! This one...... I got used to it, and when I saw such a big dog pretending to be a dog demon there, I couldn't help but want to fool around. ”

"Fool you!" The third uncle's face turned pale, "These are all from my village, who are you trying to fool?" ”

"Ugh! So what should I do? Qing Song looked embarrassed, "It's all like this now, this ...... It's hard to change your words. ”

“…… Never mind! The third uncle thought for a while and said, "We will have to rely on this bastard rice in the future, and we can't act badly, hmm...... You continue! ”

"Uh...... I continue? Qing Song's face was embarrassed, and he looked at him in disbelief, "Continue to fool?" ”

"What else else?" The third uncle said angrily, "We are Mr. Yin and Yang, we have to rely on this line of food to eat, we can't smash the signboard, right?" But you have to remember, these people are from my village, don't cheat money! Well, if you really can't help it...... I'm seven, you're three! ”

“…… All right! I'll continue! Qing Song looked at the third uncle with admiration, although they don't have much discipline in their business, but it is really rare for him to be as undisciplined as the third uncle.

At that moment, he turned around abruptly and shouted at the villagers: "You think this is a dog demon? Wrong! This is the Great Immortal, the Immortal Dog! ”

"Daisen? Fairy dogs? All the villagers were stunned.

"That's right! This is the Great Immortal," Qing Songyi said solemnly, "Have you ever seen a dog demon?" If it had eaten you earlier, would it have allowed you to live for so long? It's a fairy dog! You know what? Maybe it's the one from Grandpa Erlang's family. If you don't follow the old way of Qingsong, I'll bow together. As long as the great immortal eats your pig's head, he will definitely bless your village with good weather and prosperity. As he spoke, he really knelt down and bowed three times.

"Is the dog of the Jiro Divine family okay with this?" Gui Fen pointed to his big buffalo with a black line on his face, "Dao Chief! What about my cattle? ”

Hearing this, Daoist Qingsong reprimanded: "What do you know? That's a blessing for your cows. It's called fairy fate, you know? If you get the fairy fate, maybe it will go to heaven and become a god together. When the time comes, your family will be blessed with a fairy cow, but it won't be enough! You've got to be cheap, so don't sell it. ”

"Ugh! Is there any such a statement? Gui Fen had a constipated expression on her face, "Why do I feel so unreliable?" ”

"Woman's view! Daoist, I eat more salt than you eat rice, is there anything wrong with what I said? Qing Song glared at her, then immediately turned his head away, and said to Wangcai with a sneer: "Grandpa dog! They're young and ignorant, so don't worry about them. Please try this frozen pig's head, it tastes absolutely good. ”

Grandpa Dog? The villagers were speechless for a while.

"Grandpa Dog! Please eat! Qing Song raised the pig's head high again.

Wangcai was cool, but he didn't refuse to send food, and he stretched out his big mouth on the spot and swallowed the pig's head.

"Alright! Eat! Ha ha! Grandpa Dog! Eat! Qingsong jumped up with joy, and then shouted at the villagers: "Hurry up! All kneel and kowtow! ”

"Third uncle! This ......," a villager smiled bitterly at the third uncle, "this is not appropriate...... Let's do it! Kowtow to a dog! What a shame to say! ”

"Throw a fart!" The third uncle scolded, "The Taoist chief told you that it is a great immortal, can it be an ordinary dog?" If you look at people's big mouths, a pig's head is swallowed like this. Beware of the Great Immortal's Wrath and swallow you too! Hurry up and get on your knees! With that, he also knelt down.

When the villager heard this, he couldn't help but look at Wangcai's big mouth, and at this time, Wangcai also looked curiously here. As soon as the two sides looked at each other, Wangcai's huge size showed terror, and the villager felt as if he was being targeted by a giant beast of the wilderness, and a chill rose from his heels to the back of his head. The whole person was frightened at that time, his mind was blank, and he fell to the ground with a "poof" as soon as his legs were weak.

"Get on your knees! Get on your knees! Qingsong shouted, "Everyone knelt down and kowtowed, "Didn't you see that your third uncle knelt?" Kneel down and ask for the blessing of the great immortals! You burn incense and chant Buddha one by one on weekdays, but now that you see the true immortals, why don't you know the Bodhisattva? I told you, this is a great immortal, not an ordinary dog! Have you ever seen an average dog that big? Why don't you open your mind? ”

"This ......" The villagers looked at Wangcai's size, then at the third uncle and another villager who knelt on the ground, and then hesitated for a moment, and finally knelt down in 66.

In fact, the mountain people are usually more superstitious, many people have grown up listening to these gods and monsters since childhood, and now since there is such a big dog, plus being fooled, they really believe that Wangcai is a fairy dog is really not unimaginable. So everyone kneeling down was originally just a herd mentality, but when everyone knelt down together, they felt that the big dog in front of them might really be a great immortal.

At present, there are really many people who began to chant words to bless them, some said to bless their health, some said they wanted wealth, and some said that they would bless their wives as soon as possible, in short, after a few minutes, these people began to burn incense to Wangcai. The smoke smoked so much that the big dog sneezed incessantly, and almost lost the interest in destroying the buffalo. Well, I wonder if it would be really interested in blessing these villagers if it really understood what these villagers were doing?

Zhu Run originally thought that the prosperity of ruining the three views was enough to make his eggs hurt, but he didn't expect that it was those villagers who made his eggs hurt even more. Under the flickering of the two old liars, they really believe that Wangcai is a dog fairy, and now this person who burns incense and worships the Buddha seems to be going to show the rhythm of a cult! Well, judging from the current mass base, if Mr. Zhu really doesn't care about this matter, then it is really uncertain whether there will really be a prosperous God of Wealth cult in the cult world.

"What to do? Hill! Zhu Run asked with a dark face, "Do you have the kind of amnestic used in the movie "Men in Black"?" ”

"Yes, yes!" The customer service girl also had a black line on her face, she stuck out her tongue and said, "The problem is that the brains of intelligent creatures are not computer hard drives, and if you say erase the memory, you will erase it, and the so-called amnestics are actually just blocking this memory." Unless they kill all their brain cells about that memory, who knows if they will suddenly remember it one day, not to mention that even the hard drive of the computer can be counted? ”

"Hmmm! I understand," Zhu Run shook his head, "But don't care, let's get through the current level first." I ask you, how long does this amnestic block their memories in the shortest time? ”

"It depends on the level you buy!" The customer service girl glanced at Wangcai and said, "The amnestic is available at the third level, and how long it can be blocked depends on the individual's physique." I don't think the Earthlings will remember for at least twenty years with a Level 3 amnestic, based on their addresses. ”

"Twenty years? That's it! Zhu Runxi said, "Twenty years later, even if they think about it, they probably think they are dreaming, not to mention that under normal circumstances, who can remember what happened twenty years ago?" Hey, why didn't I think about it, I knew that I used this last time in Yanjing, where would I get a lot of discussion now? Just bought it...... Uh, that's right! Is this thing expensive? "Well, although the customer service girl deleted all the videos of unnatural events in the Yanjing incident at that time, folk discussions are inevitable, and the country is still desperately refuting the rumors until now.

"It's not expensive!" The customer service girl smiled, "Actually, this thing is only useful for level 1 and 2 civilizations, and when it comes to level 3 civilizations, they can produce this thing themselves, so they can naturally block it." Of course, the production of those high-level civilizations is different, anyway, it is suppressed from top to bottom. Well, the Level 3 Civilization Amnestic, Seventy Star Coins, do you want to buy it? ”

"Seventy star coins? That's expensive enough," Zhu Run muttered, "It's as big as two second-hand first-class civilization interstellar gunboats." Forget it, buy it! Buy it! Anyway, I guess I'll have to use it often in the future. "To be honest, he doesn't even want to spend a star coin now, just waiting to save up enough of those billion star coins.

"Yes! Level 3 Civilization Amnestics...... Well, I've chosen one that is closest to the one in Men in Black, so it's easier for you to use. The deal is done! The payment of 70 SGDs is complete. As soon as the customer service girl's words fell, I saw a stick "bang" at Zhu Run's feet.

The stick looked almost identical to the amnestic inside the Man in Black. The style and use are very simple, they are all all-metal sticks, there is a control button on the body, and there is a flash at the top of the stick that can emit amnestic flashes, just point the flash at the crowd and press the button. It stands to reason that this thing is really suitable for Zhu Run, but it's just ......

"Hill!" Zhu Run looked at the stick, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, "Are you sure this thing is an amnestic, right?" And not some alien version of the Golden Hoop Stick? By the way, do you want me to use it to give these people a stick on the head and beat them to amnesia? "Well, that's right! This amnestic has a thick bowl mouth, more than three meters long, and it is estimated that it is at least 400 catties......

"That...... Ha ha! Blunder! Blunder! The customer service girl laughed dryly, "I just looked at the appearance, and I forgot to look at the volume, that ...... You can make do with it! Ha ha! The effect is the same anyway. ”

"Improvised?" A drop of cold sweat dripped from Zhu Run's head, and he couldn't help but complain, "This thing is probably the worst amnestic I've ever seen, and I can't really carry it without a good body." But...... Forget it! Forget it! Then let's make do with it first, anyway, is there anything that doesn't cheat on interstellar Taobao? You get used to it. ”

"Ahem, ahem!" The customer service girl laughed dryly, "You can't say that completely, right?" At least there are a lot of things that don't cheat, at least this queen, I don't cheat at all! ”

"Ahem!" Zhu Run was almost choked to death by her words, and glanced at her disdainfully, "Sister! Let's be human, oh no, to be an intelligent life, we also have to be a little conscious. Tell me yourself, how many times have you cheated me? ”

"I didn't say I didn't cheat you!" The customer service girl said confidently, "I just said that I don't cheat on my father, because ...... I don't have a father! ”

Zhu Run's face darkened, "Get out!" ”