Fifth, seventh, eighth, and the privilege of children
The first update -
The sky is dark, the night breeze is caressing, and the autumn nights are cool, but not cold, and soaking in the hot spring pools in the backyard will make you feel relaxed and relaxed.
Lin Bai stretched out his hands and feet in the hot spring, so comfortable that he just wanted to hum. Just now his baby daughter crawled out of the ground, and after crying twice, she sprinkled in Lin Bai's arms for a while, and then went back to the ground and buried it, only revealing a flower on the top of her head on the ground.
Lin Bai couldn't help but feel a little proud, how troublesome other people's children are, look at how well-behaved my daughter is, she will grow up when she is buried.
In other words, when spring comes, bury your daughter in the ground, can you harvest many, many daughters in autumn? This...... It seems unlikely.
Just as he was thinking about some of the things that were not there, the sound of rushing water suddenly came from his side, Lin Bai turned his head and saw the female demon king sliding into the hot spring pool, and sat down not far from him, only exposing her head on the water.
"Now, Xiaobai, does it still hurt when I was beaten by this king?" The female demon king suddenly opened her mouth faintly.
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all." Lin Bai said with a smile.
The female demon king sighed: "In the past two days, this king has ...... Cough...... I've been wondering if it's not good for me to continue to stay here......" She suddenly changed the title of this king to "I", which made Lin Bai feel a little surprised.
"What's your nerves again?" Lin Bai said angrily: "You have lived here for more than two years, what else is there to do." ”
"This time I went crazy because I was stimulated by the demon flower, and I almost made a big mistake, if I really killed all the residents of Shuangqing. Even if it's you, you won't forgive me anymore, will you? ”
"Didn't it happen?"
"It didn't happen this time. But next time...... I can't guarantee I'll be able to take it. The female demon king said bitterly: "Perhaps, there really can't be a terrifying demon king in this harmonious world." I don't belong to this world, I should go back to the Demon Realm and find a barren mountain where no one lives alone, so as not to bother others. ”
"Nonsense, are you going to throw away the little flowers?"
"Xiaohua lives with you, and I'm very relieved." The female demon king is quiet.
Lin Bai said seriously: "However, if you don't live with me, I won't feel at ease." ”
The female demon king's body trembled slightly, a little moved. But he didn't say anything.
Lin Bai is the person who knows her in the world, just looking at her expression, she knows that she has thought about this matter very clearly, and her desire to leave is also extremely resolute, Lin Bai couldn't help laughing and said, "I said, why are you so stupid?" In fact, there is a way to keep you from leaving here, and you won't endanger the safety of others. ”
"Oh? What's the solution? "The witch is overjoyed.
Lin Bai stretched out a hand towards her and said, "Give me your copy of the Demon King Code for safekeeping, and it will be stored here when you don't need to fight, so far." Even if you go crazy, you can't put anyone in danger. ”
"It's a good way to keep people safe, but ...... What about my safety? The female demon king suddenly covered her chest with her hands: "I feel that if the Demon King Code is not around, you will immediately pounce on me and put me in a position of eighteen." ”
"Hey, hey. My character is so untrustworthy? ”
"I believe you might as well believe that the spider in the thirty-two father-in-law's house can do math problems!"
Lin Bai: "......"
Just as he was about to complain, the voice of the female demon king suddenly became soft, with a touch of indescribable ambiguity. It was obviously a joke just now, but now she got serious: "Hey. If I really gave you the Demon King Code for safekeeping, what would you do to me? I remember it very well. Two years ago, you said that if you surpassed me in strength, you would immediately put me in the form of eighteen......"
Lin Bai suddenly laughed, a relaxed smile: "Do you think that when you have the Demon King Code on you, I won't dare to insult you?" In fact, this matter has nothing to do with strength, do you want to try? ”
The female demon king was shocked, and hurriedly said: "Don't try ......"
It's a pity that she was already late, Lin Bai stood up suddenly, and the water beads of the hot spring splashed in all directions, and Lin Bai pounced on her in this splash.
Due to the resistance of the water, Lin Bai's movements were not fast, and the female demon king definitely had enough time to take out the "Demon King Codex" and use magic, but I don't know why, she didn't move the whole person, and was thrown into the water by Lin Bai...... The two sank to the bottom of the pool, and then propped themselves up together, only then did she realize that she had fallen into Lin Bai's arms, and was hugged tightly, so tightly that she almost couldn't breathe.
"You see, the Demon King Code can't protect you at all." Lin Bai smiled: "When I really want to insult you, you don't have the strength to fight back at all." ”
"Don't be proud here, I'm just ...... It's just ......" She just said twice, and she didn't think about what to say later, and the result was that Lin Bai hugged her tighter: "Don't say anything about leaving, if you are really afraid that you will go crazy again, give me the Demon King Code." ”
"I ...... I see. The female demon king didn't insist any longer, took out the "Demon King Codex" from her pocket by the hot spring pool, gently put it in Lin Bai's hand, and handed over this thing, she was no longer a demon king, but an ordinary woman, very dangerous, really dangerous, now even the lowest level of the monster can easily kill her...... But she is not afraid at all, because, as long as she is by Xiaobai's side, she is not afraid of any danger.
Lin Bai took the "Demon King Codex", looked at it side by side with his own, it was exactly the same, he laughed, put them in his pocket, and then suddenly smiled at the female demon king: "Okay, wow, you have been tricked, now you have no self-protection at all, how can I play with you?" You said it yourself, which one do you like in eighteen ways? ”
Unlike the previous reaction, the female demon king did not kick and beat Lin Bai or tell him to die again, this time she actually closed her eyes, and there was still a touch of shame on her red face: "Since I can't resist, I'll accept my fate, you can put on whatever you want......"
"What a fool." Lin Bai hugged her tightly, and then kissed her delicate red lips.
The next morning, when Lin Bai was lying on the rattan chair at the door of the house and rolling, the female demon king came out of the house, sat on the chair next to him, glanced at Lin Bai, her face suddenly turned red quickly, and then quickly changed back to the ordinary color: "Hmph, what do you see?" Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman? ”
Lin Bai smiled and said, "How do you know I'm looking at you if you don't look at me?" ”
"This king is something you can look at casually?" The Witch snorted.
"Don't come, I kissed me from head to toe in the hot spring last night, and you obediently kissed some places that shouldn't be kissed according to my request, and now you're still pretending to be cold."
As soon as Lin Bai said this, the female demon king felt that she couldn't live, and just wanted to get into the gutter next to her and stuff her head into the sewer, but the gutter was really a little dirty, and it was not appropriate to get in, so she had to hold back her shame and give Lin Bai a white look: "Hey, say this kind of thing privately when no one is around, don't let outsiders hear it." ”
As soon as the words fell, a vine appeared behind her, and the demon flower girl came out of the house and said with a smile: "Xiaocao, what are you talking about private matters?" I'm not an outsider, can you let me hear about it? ”
"No...... No! "The witch is so ashamed that she is about to die.
The demon flower girl pouted pitifully: "You treat me as an outsider......"
"No, no, I never treated you as an outsider."
"Then why can't you tell me?"
"This ...... Oops, Xiaohua, don't cry, I didn't treat you as an outsider...... Oops, don't cry...... I really didn't treat you as an outsider......"
Seeing the female demon king hurriedly comforting the demon flower girl, Lin Bai was so happy that he was about to lean over and say a few words to squeeze the female demon king, when he suddenly saw the demon flower girl open her mouth and bit his arm with a snort: "Sorry, instinct...... Instinctive reaction. ”
This woman is simply crazy, obviously she is still crying over there, but here she stretches out her mouth and bites people indiscriminately, and there is no reason to talk about this kind of nameless woman. Lin Bai shook off his steps and hurriedly left the place where something was wrong.
Walking to the backyard, the fierce Lori came over, and the little Lori was still wearing a Gothic Lori outfit today, carrying a chainsaw in her hand, and she looked very stylish: "Dad, I have something very important to tell you." ”
"Oh? What's the matter? Lin Baiqi said.
"I'll be 14 tomorrow." Fierce Lori said triumphantly: "I'm going to become an adult." ”
"Neurotic, 18 years old is considered an adult, 14 years old is an adult?" Lin Bai said angrily.
Ferocious Lori grinned and said: "A woman over 14 years old, if she voluntarily talks to a man, the man will not be arrested, which shows that ...... The age of 14 is the boundary between adulthood and underage. ”
Lin Bai Khan: "You are deliberately misinterpreting the law, right?" Hey, isn't it crazy for you to define adulthood and juvenile in this way? ”
Fierce Lori snorted: "Don't care about the details, let's get down to business, I'm going to have a big birthday party tomorrow." ”
"Won't your father Wang Zhengyu help you get it?"
"He's busy playing with female stars, so how can he care about my birthday." Fierce Lori snorted: "Anyway, you are also my father, and it makes sense for you to be responsible for my birthday party." ”
Well, it doesn't matter if this small request is satisfied, Lin Bai smiled: "This is a small matter, I agreed." ”
"Also, tomorrow when I become an adult, I will no longer be able to sleep with my father, so ...... Tonight is the last time, and you'll have to sleep with me in your arms. Ferocious Lori snorted, "Before I become an adult, I want to enjoy the privilege of being a child one last night." ”
"Hey, it's okay if you don't enjoy this nameless privilege......"
"I don't care!" (To be continued......)