Fifth, seventh, seventh, you can die right away

The second update -

Harmonious life came back again, early in the morning, there was a "clang" sound from the pot lid being blown by steam in the kitchen, and the faint smell of food permeated the room, Lin Bai sat lazily in the living room, sniffed with the tip of his nose, and said happily: "Today's breakfast is steamed poached eggs." ”

Qianqian's head sticked out of the kitchen and smiled, "Your nose is really pointy." ”

The demon flower girl ran out of the backyard, sat on the chair next to Lin Bai, and bit Lin Bai's shoulder with a snort, and then asked vaguely, "What is delicious today?" ”

"Hey, whatever is delicious, it's not eating me anyway." Lin Bai pulled her head hard and pulled her mouth off her shoulder, at this time Qianqian came out with the boiled poached eggs, she put the bowl with poached eggs in front of Lin Bai and the demon flower girl, and then brought out a large plate of steamed buns from the kitchen.

"Look, breakfast is here, don't bite me anymore." Lin Bai picked up a bun and took a hard bite, it tasted good, it was sauce meat.

The demon flower girl followed Lin Bai's example, took a bite of the bun hard, and then her mouth squirmed, and she swallowed the stuffing of the bun, but spit out the dough of the bun.

"Hey, hey!" Lin Bai Khan: "Do you eat steamed buns like this?" What a waste. ”

"But the dough doesn't taste good." The demon flower girl muttered: "People like to eat meat, not noodles." ”

"Don't be a picky eater." Lin Bai stuffed most of the remaining buns into the demon flower girl's mouth, and then covered her mouth, not allowing her to spit out the dough. The poor demon girl almost choked. I finally swallowed all the belt filling, and my face turned a little green......

"Uh......h Bully! Stuffing things that people don't like to eat into their stomachs. It's so bad that people are turning green. ”

"Less here. Your skin is inherently green. ”

The demon flower girl cried pitifully: "I want to sue Xiaocao." ”

"It's useless to complain." Lin Bai said proudly: "That woman can't protect you, tell you a terrible fact, anyone in this world bullies you, she will help you out, only when I bully you, not only can she not help you, but even herself can't be protected, so you can't resist me, be obedient." ”

The demon flower girl was taken aback: "You often bully Xiaocao? ”

"Hey, hey. Sort of. ”

"I ...... I...... I'm fighting with you. The demon flower girl pounced on her and bit Lin Bai's neck hard.

"I'm dizzy, do you really want to fight with me? This time the bite was so hard. "Lin Bai sweated profusely.

"Don't bully the grass!" The demon flower girl was biting seriously this time, the vines on her body were raised, and more than a dozen flower discs opened their big mouths and bit Lin Bai's body together.

Okay, you're fine, but you can't treat me as an enemy, right? Not even a joke! Lin Bai helplessly pulled the flower plate that bit on his body...... There was a flower plate that was so ruthless that it actually bit at Lin Bai's little friend. He was taken aback, and he didn't know if his superpowers could cover his little friend, that was the most vulnerable place in the human body, Lin Bai was in a hurry. Grabbed two poached eggs from the table and stuffed them into the mouth of the flower plate.

"Click, click", the big mouth on the flower plate bit the poached egg and swallowed it. Lin Bai felt very painful just by looking at it...... Fortunately, I didn't get bitten by my partner.

The space around him suddenly fluctuated, and a space-time door opened. The female demon king jumped out of the space-time gate, carrying a man who did not know life and death in her hand. As soon as she jumped out, she saw that the demon flower was pestering Lin Bai to bite desperately, and she couldn't help but wonder: "Hey, what are you doing?" ”

Lin Bai smiled bitterly and spread his hands: "I don't know, this woman suddenly went crazy and bit me." ”

The demon flower girl snorted: "Xiaocao, this bad man said that he was going to bully you, so I am fighting with him." ”

The female demon king couldn't cry or laugh: "Okay, don't bite, how can he bully me?" What about jokes with you......" Before she finished speaking, she felt Lin Bai's bad hand touch her buttocks, and there was a smug smile on her face: "I'll bully you, what can you do?" ”

"Die!" The female demon king kicked Lin Bai into the corner with one kick.

"Alright, enough jokes, get down to business." Lin Bai crawled out of the corner of the wall and said with a smile: "The man you captured back is Ye Xiao?" ”

The female demon king nodded, and threw the man in her hand into the middle of the hall. The man turned over, his face facing Lin Bai, sure enough, it was Ye Xiao's guy, his gold-rimmed glasses had been shattered, and now he was wearing only a frame, of course, this was not the point, the point was that he was obviously frightened, and the whole person was trembling.

"Hey, what did you do to him?" Lin Baiqi said.

The female demon king spread her hands: "This king really didn't do anything to him, he just destroyed the research base of the Hydra Legion and killed all the troops in the base...... Ben Wang didn't hurt him with a finger, and his glasses were broken by himself. ”

Lin Bai covered his face, Nima, killed an entire army of people in front of him, it was strange that he was not scared stupid: "Hey, I said crazy woman, what we want is Ye Xiao's brain, if you scare him stupid, how can his brain still work?" We should be gentle with this kind of person, and show our gentlemanly demeanor of courtesy to talents. ”

Lin Bai walked in front of Ye Xiao while saying unreliable words, suddenly stretched out his hand, slapped him twice, and then said viciously: "If you dare to be stupid in a daze, Lao Tzu will chop off your dog's head." ”

The female demon king and the demon flower girl covered their faces together, Nima, this is the gentlemanly demeanor of courtesy talents?

It's strange to say, Lin Bai's rude actions really woke Ye Xiao up, his whole body trembled, he shrank under the table, and said in a trembling voice: "Don't, don't kill me, I'll do anything." ”

"Well, it won't let you do anything hard." Lin Bai smiled: "You are a biologist, and you have also specialized in the knowledge of Tai Sui, you should be very good at DNA modification of plants and animals, right?" ”

Ye Xiao's head nodded desperately: "Understand something, understand it." ”

"That's good, now there's a project for you to study. If you study it well, you will be spared. I can also help you clear the case of the human world and get you back to living a normal life as a scientist. Don't be a bad guy anymore. If you don't do well...... Tsk, then it can only ruin you humanely. Lin Bai said with a smile.

A fool wants to be ruined by humanity, of course, this kind of multiple-choice question can only choose the first one, Ye Xiao shouted desperately: "I will study it." ”

"Okay, that's easy." Lin Bai briefly explained the situation of the demon flower girl being turned into "Cordyceps", and said: "You are responsible for removing the plant DNA from her body and converting it back to human DNA. You know the consequences...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

Ye Xiao nodded desperately in agreement, the female demon king and the demon flower girl hurriedly carried him into the backyard, and then passed through the teleportation array and went to the Demon King Palace, in the next few days, Ye Xiao estimated that he would have to be under house arrest in the Demon King Palace for a long time to do research, but Lin Bai would not sympathize with this guy, anyway, he should also atone for the bad things he did, and it is much better to be locked up in the Demon King Palace than in prison. As for research equipment. The female demon king will definitely be able to get it all for him, and this is not something that Lin Bai is interested in interfering with.

By the time of noon or so, the female demon king and the demon flower girl came back, and Lin Bai saw a fresh cut on one of the demon flower girls' vines. It seems that he cut off a piece and handed it to Ye Xiao to study.

The demon flower girl's eyes flashed with excitement: "If that scientist can really turn me back into a human, then I'm so happy." ”

The female demon king smiled: "Xiaohua, that's still early. Let's think about what to eat at noon first. ”

"Ah, I want to eat ......" The demon flower girl's saliva flowed: "I want to eat a large piece of meat." ”

"Then let's go out for a steak." The Witch took her hand. Happily walked out.

Lin Bai covered his face, the female demon king had changed a lot. Nima, who used to stay at home, now took the initiative to take her friends to the street to eat steak, which was too much, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, don't take her to the street casually, her current style is not suitable for running around, wouldn't it be good to call a takeaway for steak or something?" ”

As a result, the Lin family's Chinese food became a steak feast, and a large group of girls gathered together and sat around the large table in the living room, with a plate of steak in front of one person...... Oh, no, there's a big pot of steak in front of the demon flower girl......

"Eat like a human and give me a knife and fork!" Before Lin Bai's words fell, the demon flower girl had already opened her big mouth and swallowed a steak with a click, causing the girls all over the table to look at her dumbfounded.

Finding that she had lost someone, the demon flower girl hurriedly said embarrassedly: "Huh? Oh! I'll eat it well. ”

"Don't be picky, eat the cauliflower next to the steak."

"No...... No...... I don't want to eat vegetables! I just have to eat meat......"

"It's all said that you can't be a picky eater!" Lin Bai and the female demon king worked together, opened the mouth of the demon flower girl, and stuffed the cauliflower into her mouth, oh, by the way, there are green peppers, tomatoes, carrots......

"Help...... Xiaocao, you actually came with him to bully me, ahhhhh......hh

A happy and harmonious life is often made up of some trivial things, and you inadvertently pass by quietly, and people who live this kind of life every day often do not understand its preciousness. Only by experiencing the most painful and sorrowful scenes of hell will you know how difficult life is today.

After being "bullied" by Lin Bai and the female demon king for a while, the demon flower girl suddenly lay on the table and cried loudly: "Thinking back to my life of eating mice underground, it seems like a dream now. I'm so happy now...... I can't even breathe with happiness...... Thank you, even if I die soon, I won't have any regrets......"

The female demon king hugged her tightly: "Fool Xiaohua, we will still live like this for the rest of our lives in the future, how can we die immediately?" ”

"Yes, yes!" Lin Bai also came over and made a posture of hugging the two girls into his arms and hugging him left and right: "Don't cry, come to my uncle to hug ......"

"You can die right away!" The female demon king kicked Lin Bai out with one kick. (To be continued......)