The second update——

I have to say that the fighting race is really very professional in this aspect of war. Before the director and action director could tell them, those monsters began to prepare supplies for a war. They cut down all the big trees around the city, and used huge wooden zuò to form one trebuchet after another, and the trunks of the hundred-year-old trees were sharpened and wrapped in copper skin on the outside, making a huge ram. Of course, there must be ladders, and hundreds of them must be made, and as for bows and arrows, tens of thousands of them are made crazily.

The producers and directors have to look green in their eyes, just make a scene, just a few shots to sweep these siege equipment, why do you do so much? Are you really planning to go to war?

The producer was really worried about the budget, so he walked over and grabbed a demon who was making zuò feather arrows, and gestured with his hands and feet: "What are you doing?" You don't need to actually make arrows to act, right? And what kind of trouble is it to do so much? ”

The demon man is also a smart person, and he has been communicating with humans for the past two months of filming, and he actually learned a little human language, and said in intermittent words: "Fight seriously...... How much to tip...... Instant noodles are ...... Not serious...... Tip less...... Instant noodles are less ......"

The producer covered his face, well, these guys are ready to start a big fight, and it turns out just for instant noodles?

This is the producer's loneliness, in fact, in the demon world, most of the reasons for the war are nothing more than for food, in order to have a bite to eat, the monsters even do not hesitate to fight from one end of the big 6 to that end, and even to the bottom of the sea. This is not the exclusive domain of the Demon Realm, humans have actually had the same stage.

In the historical Huaxia Kingdom, when the social structure was relatively primitive, the reason for war was basically for food. The nomads on the steppe kept attacking the Central Plains for food, and fought wars again and again, just for a bite to eat? In a few hundred years. A certain people with braided hair attacked the Han people at the beginning. In fact, it was also to have enough to eat, but later when the power and ambition became great, it changed from a full meal to a country that wanted to spend flowers. And their purpose in occupying this flowery country is, in the final analysis, to eat enough.

Tens of thousands of monsters in the Black Dragon City are now sharpening their knives! Get ready for a full meal!

When Lin Bai was resting in the City Lord's Mansion, the producer came in sweatingly: "Boss Lin, you promised instant noodles to so many genetically modified people. I'm afraid the food brought by our crew is not enough! ”

"It's okay, let's go and buy dozens of cars to come in, that thing is not expensive anyway, it is included in the production cost." Lin Bai asked the female demon king to come out, opened the portal, and ran around the human world with the convoy, and not long after, dozens of truckloads of instant noodles were delivered, and dozens of truckloads of rice were simply pulled, these things are all available in the human world. And you can get a discount if you buy more at a time, and when you buy more to a certain point, you can also unspoken rules to be responsible for the girl who is responsible for sales. Tsk, what a good thing.

Lin Bai is now making this kind of thing addictive! For example, the rare variety of the demon world, the kind-hearted Juniper Flower Demon, when Lin Bai handed her a cup of jasmine tea, the girl was so moved that she cried!

In fact, Lin Bai didn't know that the girl was scared to cry, and when she saw the jasmine flowers being dried to make tea, her heart almost stopped beating with fright, and she thought: It's over. The Demon King arrested me with the intention of drying me to make tea. Woo...... I'm done......

How could Lin Bai know about this kind of little girl's heart, and he also said with a kind face: "Drink more!" Good for the body. ”

Until the female demon king came over and listened to it. After analyzing Lin Bai's thoughts of the flower demon, Lin Bai knew that there was an oolong.

The female demon king laughed and said, "It turns out that you also have times when you scare people, and you thought that only this king would scare others to cry." ”

Lin Bai was a little embarrassed, meow, give the flower demon flower tea, this idea is really not good, make up for it, you must make up for it! He took out a bottle of juice orange from the bag he carried, this drink was Lin Bai's favorite, and now in order to coax the little girl, he had to cut his love, but the flower demon was obviously not interested in fruit oranges......

Lin Bai turned out all the things in the bag and let her pick it herself! In the end, the fairy girl picked her favorite...... A bottle of mineral water from Nongfu Spring...... Well, Lin Bai then remembered that the plants only need to be watered is enough.

Nature is so miraculous, in order for the weak to survive, it is a blessing from God to make food relatively easy to obtain for the weak.

Lin Bai thought about it seriously, no wonder God wanted to send him a female demon king and a woman, because silk like him belonged to the weakest of the weak, and he had to get the help of the greatest Cheng Dù, otherwise he would never be able to get ahead.

The huge demon army finally opened up outside the city, the female demon king rode a flying dragon and hung in the air above the demon army, the huge Beamon monster acted as the vanguard at the front, then the crocodile man who was a lot shorter, and then the half-orc who was the backbone behind, the trebuchet was all controlled by goblins, this short race was born to be good at using equipment to become engineers, and the archers were all dark elves, they were evil marksmen, and everyone could pass through the Yang in a hundred steps. The sky was full of harpies flying, as well as several huge wyverns.

Just looking at such an army makes people's scalps numb, this is not some kind of computer special effects, the picture captured with the camera is very shocking, and any computer special effects will be thrown out of dozens of streets.

Looking at the "human" side again, the second blood phoenix is wearing silver knight armor, standing at the head of the city of the king's capital, on both sides are a large group of knights in heavy armor, the huge triangular shield is stretched out, the city head is full of crossbowmen, and the high and low city walls are full of rolling wood and stones, as well as oil bottles. Fortunately, most of the murder weapons are deliberately not sharpened, otherwise even if they are acting, they would have to play dead people.

Lin Bai felt that this battle might have gone too far, so he hurriedly ordered loudly: "Everyone must pay attention to proportions when they fight!" Don't fake the show, let's act, do you know acting? ”

"Yes!" Tens of thousands of extras responded in unison: "We know it very well! 2o bowls of instant noodles for serious injuries and only 3 bowls for minor injuries! We know how far we need to go to get more instant noodles. ”

Lin Bai covered his face, it's over, what kind of exhibition is this meowing?

So,Outside the city,Everywhere is a monster that is ready to be seriously injured for instant noodles.,Anyway, the injured demon king will be treated.,Can't die.。 They all had blood-red eyes and screamed, eager to take a knife and stab a few holes in themselves, but they could not injure themselves, and they had to let the enemy hurt them.

The crew trembled all over, the scale of this scene was too large, if it was not filmed well, it would be really shameless to see Jiangdong's father.

The director said in a trembling voice: "Eksh! ”

Standing at the forefront of the demon army, a Beamon giant beast was the first to roar, "Whew! The capital of kings, I'm here! Trebuchet, if you have a kind, shoot at me! Its massive body began to charge forward, shaking with every step.

The trebuchet at the head of the city began to throw, and the huge stone flew out and smashed two meters away from the Beamon beast, and the Beamon beast was very disappointed, why didn't it hit me? If you smash me to the ground, I'll be able to lie on the ground and wait for noodles to eat, and now I'll have to keep acting.

It looked up to the sky and sneered: "Stupid humans, trebuchets won't be used, rush!" ”

The heroic posture of fighting for instant noodles and the indomitable momentum are really amazing! The camera follows the footage of the charging Behemoth of Beamon, taking close-up after close-up...... The two armies of the same idea as the Beamon beast immediately began a fierce battle, and everyone seemed to be fierce and desperate to shed the last drop of blood in their lives, and everywhere there were monsters who fought together and fell to the ground with both wounds.

The two monsters fell to the ground, and they looked at each other with appreciative eyes: "Thank you brother for slashing me to a serious injury, my 2o bowl of instant noodles is all up to you!" ”

The other party immediately replied politely: "I also want to thank you for hitting me with a hammer, I hit an internal injury, the injury is very serious, it will definitely be worth 2o bowls, I am afraid that if you beat lightly, it will only count 19 bowls, which will make me hate you for the rest of my life." ”

The vanguard of the two armies fell like a piece of wheat, and seeing that the 6th Army had already achieved "huge results", the Hippogriffs and Wyverns in the sky couldn't help it...... Come on! Fight for the face!

The crossbowmen at the head of the city immediately shot a large number of arrows, and the harpy, who was lucky enough to be hit by the arrow, fell from the sky screaming, while silently checking whether his injuries were serious enough, if they were not serious enough, they gritted their teeth and flew up to fight again, and if they were almost enough for 2o bowls, they let themselves lie on the ground covered in blood and pretend to be corpses.

The director's eyes are green: "Shoot here, I feel good here!" It's going to be filmed over there, fuck, the image of the harpy being planted out of the sky is so powerful...... This shot was also taken for me, and look, the Beamon giant beast kicked three human soldiers away, and the picture was very impactful. ”

It wasn't until this moment that the director realized that there were too many shots he wanted to shoot, on the real battlefield, epic pictures were being staged in almost every place, and a few cameras were simply not enough to record all those gorgeous and scumbag pictures, and the director couldn't help but hug his head and cry: "If you want to reproduce this war perfectly, at least give me another hundred cameras, the budget is still not enough!" ”

"By the way, I want aerial photography!" The director suddenly jumped up: "Aerial shooting, is there a helicopter available?" ”

"Why do you need any helicopters?" Lin Bai beckoned, a green flying dragon hurriedly came over, put one of the photographers on his back, and then flapped his wings and flew into the air, the photographer's whole body was shaking, but after the initial panic, the excitement came out, holding the camera in the sky and shooting downward, the more he shot, the more excited he became. (To be continued)

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