The first update

The useless actor was almost scared to pee his pants, and finally inspired by the spirit of "being a big star", he mustered up the courage to rush into the battlefield, and the half-orc rusty giant axe swept in front of him, so scared that he almost cried, but he didn't dare to cry, this shot must not be able to shout card casually, this is a big scene that mobilized 700 people, if his performance is not in place and "stuck", the director will definitely scold his eighteenth generation ancestors.

The actor wields a dagger and tries his best to play himself handsome, but it's a pity that his movements are too bookish and angry, and they don't match the fierce battlefield at all...... The director really wants to call the card, but how can the big scene of 700 people be casually carded? can only cut out the bad parts of the actor through the editing of guò shots, and pick some shots that can be seen and used.

"That's not going to work at all! I was so scared that I peed my pants on the pseudo-battlefield, and the real battlefield had to be scared to death. Lin Bai pointed at the actor and said: "Is there any way to make this guy tougher, don't look like a fool, this is a blockbuster in which I invested 1.99o yuan, if I smashed the pot because of this goods and accompanied the money, who should I cry to?" ”

The director couldn't help but laugh: "I can't help it!" ”

Lin Bai thought about it, reached out and took out the Demon King Codex, and turned it page by page, looking for a magic in his memory, he remembered that it seemed that he had learned a magic before, but he had never used it before and forgot it, maybe it was just right to use it at this time. Flipped to eighteen pages and finally put it? Long? The wind is found.

"Bloodthirsty Mania", this magic can make people berserk and fearless. Similar to madness.

"It feels like this magic fits perfectly." Lin Bai pointed at the hero, and there were words in his mouth, and a shadowless and invisible magic shrouded the hero's body.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" The male protagonist suddenly let out a crazy howl. Just now, he looked like a coward, but now he suddenly looked like those fools who had been brainwashed by the White Lotus Sect, shouting "Divine power to protect the body, invulnerability" and dared to rush at the guns of the foreigners, the male protagonist brandished a dagger and rushed towards the orc actors like a madman, and the dagger in his hand slashed at the orcs regardless of it.

"Yes, yes." The director shouted: "Male lead." Keep up with your current state, camera, and keep up...... Give him a close-up...... Catch his crazy expression up close...... Great! ”

The male protagonist with "bloodthirsty fanaticism" stabbed several half-orcs one after another. These half-orcs have thick skin and thick flesh, and they are still covered with armor, and the prop telescopic dagger stabbed out by the weak strength of the male protagonist is not painful at all, but the female demon king glared at him next to him...... The orcs immediately screamed obediently. Covering his wounds, he fell to the ground. The blood bag hidden on his body exploded, and then he lay on the ground and waited to finish the lunch.

Soon, the scene of this skirmish war was filmed, five hundred half-orcs fell crookedly and "fell to the ground", and more than half of the human cavalry played by the demons were also killed and wounded, and there were "corpses" all over the ground......

"Thank you for your help! While repelling an orc attack. Every manpower is so precious. Blood Phoenix II stretched out his hand and shook the hero: "I'm the head of the Knights of the Sword of Light, I'm sorry I can't say my name." You can call me a knightess, you're very good. ”

The male protagonist stretched out his hand to shake her: "I am a traveler from the East......"

It was not difficult for the two to meet in this scene, and there were not too many requirements for expressions and eyes, so it was quickly finished, until the two of them finished their literary drama and the director shouted "card", and the female demon king ordered loudly: "Okay!" The corpses on the ground can get up. ”

Hundreds of extras got up from the ground, some of them moving a little wrong. It turned out that they were injured, after all, they are a fighting race, even if they are acting, they are a little serious in fighting, many people have minor injuries, and some people have serious injuries.

The female demon king frowned and scolded: "A group of brainless pigs, you can be seriously injured by acting, you are so stupid, you will definitely not live long." ”

Those demons and orcs were scolded and obediently drooped their heads.

Lin Bai was a little unbearable, so he walked up and pulled the female demon king behind him first, and said in a low voice: "Are you the one who did this?" It's not personal at all. ”

"This king is not a man!"

“……”

Well, this woman won, if she is not human, she should not be human. It's wrong to be human but human.

Lin Bai said loudly to those extras: "Everyone, don't listen to the previous demon king's blind scolding, she is unreasonable." But this king is very loving and righteous...... You guys are filming for me, and being injured shows that acting is serious and responsible, which is good! The king decided to give a heavy reward to all the wounded. ”

"Got a tip?" The extras were overjoyed.

Lin Bai said: "Come over the seriously injured ......"

One of the most seriously injured orcs was carried over, Lin Bai checked his injuries, and he was very obedient, this thing was actually knocked away by a war horse when the cavalry charged, and all the internal organs were a little displaced, if he didn't treat it quickly, it would hang up. Found a place where the crew couldn't see, Lin Bai put on human underwear, waved his hand and released a healing ability, and the half-orc got up from the ground with a blank face: "My injuries are healed?" Yes...... Thank you, Lord Demon......"

"You are commendable for your loyalty, this king will reward you with 2o bowls of instant noodles, the taste is optional, go to the producer to get it."

The half-orc was overjoyed, oh my God, 2o bowl of noodles, you can eat it for several days if you save some food, what a huge fortune this is in the demon world where there is a lack of food, after kowtowing a few times, the half-orc rushed to the producer with a shout of joy: "Instant noodles, braised beef, Laotan sauerkraut, spicy chicken, shrimp and fish...... 2o bowls, oh also! ”

A fierce half-orc walked by carrying dozens of bowls of instant noodles, the picture was so beautiful that the crew was stunned.

The rest of the extras all showed jealous, envious and hateful expressions......

Another injured person was carried in front of Lin Bai, and Lin Bai waved his hand to heal: "You are not as injured as the one just now, reward 15 bowls of instant noodles!" ”

"Multi-...... Thank you, Lord Demon......" Another orc screamed and led the way.

"You're slightly injured. 3 bowls! ”

"Your injuries are average, 8 bowls!"

"You're obviously not injured, but you dare to come to deceive? Get lost! There are those who dare to deceive the king. No mercy will be given! ”

Lin Bai was comforting the orcs here, but the producer was comforting the demons over there, he didn't know that these people looked like humans, but they weren't humans at all. Two hundred demons played the role of human cavalry, and more than a dozen people were injured in the battle just now, and the producer was very distressed, and it was a big deal that some actors were injured when they were acting in the movie. If you are not careful, you will suffer a lawsuit, and if you don't settle the claim, you can pay the film company bankrupt, and this time more than a dozen people were injured at once. It's really sad for the producer's brain.

"This brother, are you seriously injured? Do you want me to get a doctor for you? The producer circled around a demon man covered in blood.

The two of them didn't understand the language, and what they said was in vain, and the demon people saw the "distinguished guest invited by the Demon King" circling around him. I was also scared in my heart. What is he saying? Is he thinking I'm not acting well? Oh my God, what if the Demon King gets angry? The more the demon man thought about it, the more frightened he became, his eyes rolled and he fainted.

This frightened the producer so much that he screamed, "Oh my God! Where is the doctor? There is an extras who is seriously injured and is about to fart, come and save people! ”

As filming continued day after day, the crew finally began to sense that something was wrong with the town. At first, they accepted the premise that the monsters here were all robots. But as I came into contact with these monsters more and more during filming, I even used body language to communicate. Every crew member slowly realized one thing: these things are alive!

They are by no means cold machines, they have minds, they can eat, they can pull and scatter, and they can even get married and have children, and the images of a group of small orcs playing with wooden sticks can be seen everywhere in the town.

This frightened many young people now, and several people came to discuss with Lin Bai, wanting to ask what was going on here, and even Blood Phoenix No. 2 mysteriously found Lin Bai: "Xiaobai, you can't fool me, these things are not machine people, they have a strong smell of 'alive', what are they?" ”

"Do you really want to know?" Lin Bai showed a grim smile at the group of curious babies: "If you know, you can't go back." ”

The young people's faces were pale, and they always felt hairy in their hearts, but the human will to explore the unknown was very strong, even if they were afraid, they still insisted on saying: "I want to know!" ”

Lin Bai put a finger in front of his lips and said in a low voice: "This is the secret test base of the Huaxia Dragon Group, and these monsters are all genetically modified...... belongs to the kind that failed to transform, only the masked hero and the overlord flower are successful products, and the rest have become monsters. ”

"The secret base of the dragon group?" The crowd exclaimed.

"Yes! The country's top secret ......" Lin Bai said gloomily: "If you say a word about the matter here, it is to leak state secrets, and the relevant departments will immediately come to invite you to tea, and you will never want to see the light of day again in this life." The most terrifying thing is not to drink tea, but to catch it directly here to make it real, you see...... The ugliest orc over there is said to have become after a secret leaker was captured and made a real yàn. ”

A group of young people were so frightened that they almost went underground: "We will never dare to talk nonsense!" ”

"Uh-huh, that's great!" Lin Bai waved his hand and said, "Go back and rest, you must forget all the words we have said between us." ”

The group of young men nodded blankly and ran as fast as they could.

Blood Phoenix No. 2 didn't run, and sneered: "It's all nonsense, what kind of secret base of the Dragon Group, you just close your eyes and talk nonsense, you can fool ordinary people, but you can't fool me." ”

"So what do you want? Do you want to be raped first and then killed, and kill people to kill people? Lin Bai snorted: "You are full of beauty, and you are Jin Dabo's exotic style, our Huaxia silk likes you the most, I have long wanted to put you in a eighteen-like appearance, if you dare to be wordy, you will bear the consequences." ”

Blood Phoenix No. 2 tilted his head and thought for a while, and finally said, "That's it!" It doesn't matter if you don't know, there are many secrets in this world that don't need to be discovered, the more people who know, the faster they die, and you can't be too curious to be a killer. ”

After a small episode, the filming continued, and the crew seemed more polite to the monsters, and after no one took them on the plane anymore, a strange harmony was formed.

"Ready...... Eksh! ”

Blood Phoenix No. 2 took her juniper flower demon maid to wander the streets, and met the male protagonist again, this time Blood Phoenix No. 2 needed to show his good feelings for the male protagonist, but Blood Phoenix No. 2's acting skills in this area were not very good, she was suitable for playing a woman, but it was very difficult to perform delicate love, and after several times, she finally barely met the director's requirements.

The director pulled her aside and said earnestly: "Miss Blood Phoenix No. 2, although you are very good at acting, but you are too weak in literature and drama, which is not conducive to your future exhibition, if you want to become popular in the future, the drama road should not be too narrow, you should study more in literature and drama." ”

Blood Phoenix No. 2 humbly asked: "How can I perform a literary drama well? ”

The director said: "Ahem! I think...... You should experience a real love, and then it will be much easier to act out a love scene later. ”

"This ......"

The director didn't have time to say too much to her, so he turned around and left, and said loudly to the crew: "Everyone prepare, the final battle will start filming tomorrow, all of them are in good spirits and ready for everything, it is a big drama, it must be passed at one time, and it must not be reshot." ”

The final battle is a level battle related to the survival of the king's capital, the female demon king leads the demon alliance to attack the king's capital, and the princess will lead the Knights of the Sword of Light to fight against the female demon king, and in the context of such a big war, digging the hero's mind swaying left and right, and finally he gave up his assassination mission and saved the princess with his own life.

In a big battle like this, the usual way is to use the computer to directly make thousands of troops, but in this way, the cost of special effects is geometric numbers, and this problem falls into the hands of the female demon king, but it is very simple! Not so much vanity.

She stood at the top of the City Lord's Mansion and said loudly in a voice that could be heard clearly throughout the city: "The monsters in the whole city have been listened to by this king, and now this king wants each of you to put on armor, take weapons, and go out of the city to form a demon army!" If there is one less, this king will want the life of his whole family......"

"Rub, how do you speak? You ghost woman just can't be a man. Lin Bai pushed her away, took her place and said: "Everyone come out to help, this king will not let him do it in vain, and each actor will have two catties of rice!" ”

Look, what Lin Bai said had an effect, and just now the last note fell, and the whole city immediately boiled. (To be continued......)

ps: Thank you West Street for ignoring the glimmer and slashing at the end of the day to reward 588, swinging the sword to break the love to reward 2oo, and Saki Chen to reward 1oo

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