The first eighty-seven strike、There are no Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the human world

The second update -

Phoenix took Lin Bai and his party to the hotel, and after arranging the itinerary for the next few days, he said goodbye and left, as for those itinerary arrangements, it was nothing more than a rehearsal at a certain place on a certain day, and a recording of the Voice of Heaven on a certain day, anyway, it was all Zhang Zhizhi's business, Lin Bai didn't take it to heart, he shouldn't take care of this matter, he just had no brains to follow.

After arranging shifts to protect Zhang Zhizhi, Lin Bai took advantage of his rest time to walk to the streets of New York. It is worthy of being a world-famous metropolis, where there are many high-rise buildings, and its bustling and lively Cheng dù is much more powerful than Shuangqing City, the streets are full of bright shops, and fashionable beauties of all flavors walk around the streets in revealing clothes. It's very eye-catching, you can look at it casually, and Millican's beauty doesn't mind you staring at her in a lustful way, she will think it's your affirmation of her beauty, not a blasphemy. You can even whistle at them and they'll turn around and smile at you.

Of course, such a woman can look at it, but if she is used as a girlfriend, it will not work, their sexual concept is too open, and Oriental men can't stand the virtue of their own women.

Lin Bai's mouth hummed a song:

I've never been to New York

Never been to Hawaii

Never wore a denim drenched in the San Francisco rain

……

He liked the taste of the song, and walked around the streets while humming, thinking about bringing some gift for Qianqian. The shopping mall in front of him was bustling and noisy, it seemed that there was some kind of exhibition, Lin Bai leaned over to take a look, it turned out to be the "New York Toy Fair", all kinds of toys were placed on the shelves, and many children were running between the booths with a smile.

Lin Bai looked at it casually, and there were many familiar toys, including transformers, toy guns, electronic pets, and figurines...... In fact, it is not much different from the things put out in China's toy fair, but the price is much more expensive, a plastic toy actually costs fifty dollars, Lin Bai flattened his mouth, your sister, I can buy four in Huaxia at the same price.

Stupid* just buy toys here! Lin Bai scolded while taking out the flower butterfly and buying a cloth octopus toy for his rice yuan, this octopus toy looks very similar to Qianqian's baby octopus, Qianqian will definitely like it, even if Lin Bai is stupid*, he has to buy it.

Walking among the children with a soft cloth octopus, Lin Bai felt that he was very forced, those children looked at him with envious, jealous and hateful expressions, obviously they also wanted to have an octopus toy, Lin Bai stuck out his tongue at these white-skinned children: "Jealous, right?" Brother won't give it to you! Go back to your mom and dad and buy it. ”

The children couldn't understand what he said in Chinese, but they roughly guessed what he meant, so they shouted in English: "I don't want your ugly octopus ......" Fortunately, Lin Bai couldn't understand it, otherwise he would have to beat them.

There is a row of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figurines on the front booth, several children holding toy weapons made of plastic, rotating around the booth, toy knives, toy sticks, toy forks, toy nunchucks, the four weapons of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are quite sensitive, and the mouth is also "hey, hey" and gestures: "Einstein, I'm here!" ”

"Raphael, watch your step......"

The children imitated the lines from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and they had a good time. Lin Bai looked at these children with a smile, although he couldn't understand what they were saying, he could roughly guess what they were saying, which was full of fun.

At this moment, a middle-aged man with a gloomy appearance and an uncomfortable look walked over, his face was full of hideousness, he reached out and picked up a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figure from the booth, and with a hard pull, he twisted the poor toy's head off. The staff behind the booth suddenly exclaimed: "Oh! No, sir, you can't do that. ”

The middle-aged man said in an eerie tone, "I hate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I hate ...... Hate all of them for a qiē. ”

"Sir, you can't destroy these toys just because you hate them, please compensate them according to the price."

“!” The middle-aged man kicked the staff away, and then smashed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figures on the booth one by one, and even snatched the plastic sticks, plastic knives, plastic forks, and plastic nunchucks from the hands of the children next to him, broke all these four weapons into two, fell to the ground, and laughed: "The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are the most hateful things, I want them all to die." ”

The children were frightened, holding their heads and crying, and the staff quickly shrank behind the booth and called the police.

The middle-aged man was not afraid when he heard the siren, laughed, pushed away the crowd next to him, and strode away.

Lin Bai stood by and watched the whole time, although he couldn't understand it, but the action was the best language, the middle-aged man's attitude of hating the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was undoubtedly revealed, and he couldn't help but be a little curious: What kind of person is this? It looks like you hate the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and the Teenage Turtles have provoked you? Could it be that the villains of the Unholy Alliance? Forget it, it has nothing to do with me, he didn't mess with me, what do I care about him.

Lin Bai squatted down, reached out and picked up the plastic stick that was broken in two on the ground, the owner of the stick was a golden boy, he was crying, Lin Bai reached out and wiped it lightly on the stick, and recited a spell in his mouth, the dark regeneration magic was silently injected into it, and the broken stick was restored to its original state.

He put the stick in the child's hand and said softly, "Don't cry, you see...... The stick is back to its original state. ”

The little boy was overjoyed and burst into laughter.

Lin Bai repaired the plastic knife, fork, and nunchucks in the same way, and handed them back to the hands of several children, and the children opened their mouths in surprise: "Big sister, are you a magician?" Like the kind of ...... in Harry Potter."

Lin Bai didn't understand, but he didn't need to understand anyway, so he laughed and said, "Good, go home and find your parents, there are too many bad guys outside." ”

A child handed Lin Bai's two plastic katanas that Lin Bai had repaired to Lin Bai: "This is Leonardo's knife, big sister, you helped me fix it, I forgive giving them to you." ”

Lin Bai didn't intend to refuse the child's gift, which was also a piece of thought, so he took the double knife and waved it twice in his hand, grinning.

At this time, the police came, the staff behind the booth was called by the police for questioning, and the children also gathered around the police, Lin Bai left the toy fair with two plastic katanas and a soft cloth octopus on his back. His style is very stylish, this kind of style walking on the streets of Shuangqing will definitely be pointed at, but walking on the streets of Milican is not strange, people here have a good acceptance of all kinds of strange shapes, because the United States is originally a strange country.

Back in the hotel, Lin Bai handed two plastic katanas to the black female samurai: "You didn't bring your katana here, why don't you use these two swords?" ”

The black female warrior rolled her eyes, didn't take the knife, and snorted, "It's your turn to be a bodyguard, I'll go sleep for a while." ”

"Go ahead!" Lin Bai took over the responsibility of bodyguard, stood beside Zhang Zhizhi with two plastic katanas, and said with a smile: "My name is Leonardo, and I am the boss of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" With two knives in hand, who can get close to me within a radius of ten meters? ”

Flower Butterfly shook her head: This guy knows how to play!

Lin Bai is not the only one who loves to play, the stupid agent Jin Qiaoqiao actually pounced, snatched the double knife from Lin Bai's hands, and waved the knife there: "Wowhaha, it's fun, it's fun!" ”

Zhang Zhizhi was so depressed: "Qiaoqiao, our show is going to be broadcast live in three days, as an agent, you should be very busy now, how detailed is the schedule?" Is the costume ready? Have you colluded with the stylist in the United States? Is my speech on the show ready? God, there's still a lot to deal with, how do you have time to juggle with a toy knife here? ”

Jin Qiaoqiao stuck out her tongue: "There is still so much work? I'll do it now......" She hurriedly returned the plastic knife to Lin Bai, then rushed towards the desk, ran two steps, slammed her knee on the coffee table, and suddenly rolled on the ground in pain.

Lin Bai watched the stupid agent make a fool of himself with schadenfreude, and sneered: "Miss Jin, how did you live so big?" Someone as stupid as you should have fallen into a well, a river, or a cliff or something like that, right? ”

Jin Qiaoqiao said embarrassedly: "This ...... Maybe it's my luck. ”

When Shredder, the boss of the New York Foot Gang, walks out of the toy fair, he is chased by three New York police officers.

"The man in front of you stop! We will arrest you for unlawful damage to other people's property. A policeman shouted.

Schrader turned his head and glanced at the policeman coldly and arrogantly: "The policeman who doesn't know whether he is alive or dead." He walked as fast as he walked into the alley beside him.

The three policemen followed in pursuit, and as soon as they entered the alley, Schrader turned around and slammed a jab into the face of the policeman at the front, knocking the poor policeman flying and fainting to the ground. The other two policemen hurriedly reached out and drew their guns. But their movements were too slow, and Schredder swept out with one kick, and both cops' pistols fell to the ground, and his body slid forward, choking the throats of both cops, tightening hard......

After several minutes, he threw two policemen who had stopped breathing to the ground, and he picked up the pistol from the ground and gave two more shots to the fainted policeman before throwing the pistol away.

The phone in his pocket rang suddenly, Schredder reached out and fished out the phone, and a subordinate voice came from inside: "Boss, our people have begun to infiltrate the Voice of Heaven program production group, and the infiltration work is very smooth, and the building's security system is already under our control." ”

Schrader sneered, "What about the TV station? ”

"Our people have been installed in the live broadcast room of the TV station, and once the live broadcast of the Voice of Heaven starts, our people will control the live broadcast room, so that this program can be broadcast live under our control until the end."

Schrader laughed: "Good! Very well done! Soon we will be able to make a name for ourselves in the human world through the Voice of Heaven, and let these stupid people know how powerful the New York Foot Gang is, hahahaha, there are no Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the human world, only a group of incompetent cops, this is really amazing! New York will be ours. ”r1152

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