The first eighty-eight strike, the voice of heaven
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Zhang Zhizhi is very busy, being a big star is really hard, she was with the crew of the show from morning to night, discussing some detailed rules, Lin Bai didn't like the showbiz very much, so he didn't ask what she was going to do, anyway, when it was his turn to be a bodyguard, he stood behind Zhang Zhizhi, and if it was time for him to rest, he would go to the streets of New York to fool around.
In the eyes of ordinary people, he called this a trip between work. In his opinion, this is called going to work during the interval of travel, so the same thing actually has different meanings in the eyes of different people, whether you live a happy life or not, the key is what you think, open-minded people will be happy when they eat porridge, and pessimistic people will jump off the building.
Lin Bai brought a lot of things to Qianqian, in addition to octopus toys, he also bought good-looking brooches, beautiful silver bracelets, and cute hats...... But he is sad now, the goods in New York are not remarkable, and the things that can be bought here can actually be bought in the big shopping malls in Shuangqing, and even the brands are similar. For example, the brand of the brooch bought in New York is a string of English, and the brand of the brooch bought in Shuangqing is also a string of English, which is almost the same brand, anyway, I can't understand it, what difference can there be?
Lin Bai also wants to bring something to the female demon king, of course you have to bring food to this ghost woman, what are the special trumpets in New York? I inquired about New York's specialty food; Long; Wind; Literature + is actually "burgers, sandwiches, pizza", this survey result shocked him, this can also be called a special food? It's just unreasonable.
This morning. The preliminaries for the Voice of Heaven are finally about to begin!
It was Lin Bai's turn and the black female warrior to be on duty to protect Zhang Zhizhi, he got up early in the morning and finished freshening up. and the black female samurai escorted Zhang Zhizhi to the live broadcast hall of the Voice of Heaven, and the stupid agent Jin Qiaoqiao came here early, had already arranged the matters, and took them Zhang Zhizhi to the judges' seat.
The employer sat in the judges' seat, of course, it was impossible to stand behind two more bodyguards, Lin Bai and the black female samurai retreated to the audience and temporarily acted as a live audience. A golden-eyed foreigner walked over. said a bunch of nonsense bird language to the audience, but Lin Bai didn't understand a word. The black samurai translated for him: "This guy said that he would signal in the corner in a moment. When we are told to applaud, we applaud, and when we are told to boo, we boo......"
"I'm rubbing! The audience is actually controlled by the program group? Lin Bai was shocked: "Is it so fake?" I thought the audience was real. ”
The black female warrior grinned and said, "Anything that is released on TV, is there anything that is not controlled by people?" Any live broadcast is a lie. Don't believe you're grimacing at the camera as it turns. Make sure that the TV screen cuts away immediately, and the audience can't see that you're messing with it at all. ”
Lin Bai said unhappily: "It's too fake! I will never watch variety shows again in my life. Speaking of this, he stood up crisply, made an extremely ugly grimace at the camera, stuck his tongue out, rolled his eyes, and was as ugly as he wanted, anyway, no matter how ugly it was, he was not afraid of being broadcast.
The Black Warrior didn't lie to him. This disgusting expression would normally not be able to be broadcast, and the footage would definitely immediately go to another camera. But it's a pity that the person who is holding the live broadcast screen is not a TV station person at all, but a terrorist infiltrated into the TV station by the New York Foot Gang, this person is not a guy who is in peace, Lin Bai's grimace is very ugly, which is very in line with the neurotic aesthetic taste of terrorists, he simply broadcast this picture.
The audience who was waiting for the start of the Voice of Heaven in front of the TV was listening to the host: "The annual Voice of Heaven preliminaries are about to begin, and now the judges are invited to ......" At this time, the camera should be aimed at the industry leaders on the judges' seat, for the special guest Zhang Zhizhi, there are also many fans of Zhang Zhizhi in China watching the live broadcast of the Voice of Heaven on the Internet, everyone is waiting for their goddess to appear, but they didn't expect the camera to go to Zhang Zhizhi at all, but turned to the audience, At a woman who was grimacing.
Well, it's a woman! Lin Bai is still using suggestion, everyone except Hua Butterfly will only see that he is a woman, in fact, the camera will not be deceived by suggestion, but people who see the TV screen will still be affected by suggestion, so what everyone sees is Lin Cai grimacing. "She" shook the grimace of the ghosts and gods, and instantly scared countless children to cry.
Just because Lin Bai was so frightened, more than one percent of Milican's children were crying, the impact was too bad, and it endangered the growth of Mirican's new generation, and buried a potential crisis for Mirikan's society. Millican's government urgently introduced a rule that forbade live television broadcasts of grimacing gestures, lest they frighten children. (This paragraph is excerpted from the 32 Gonggong God's work "Overlord Flower and Xiaobai", which is purely fictional, and is not responsible for any similarities)
Schredder, the boss of the New York Foot Gang, was also watching the live broadcast, he didn't plan to make a move in the preliminaries, because the influence of the preliminaries was not enough, and he had to wait for the finals to make trouble before he showed the strength of the Foot Gang, seeing Lin Bai's big grimace, Schredder couldn't help laughing: "This woman is interesting, haha, maybe she is a good material to be a terrorist, too neurotic, hahaha!" It must be interesting to turn the camera to her more. ”
Schredder's supreme instructions were conveyed, and the little minions of the New York Foot Gang manipulated the live broadcast screen, and cut the picture to Lin Bai when there was nothing to do, which made the audience in front of the TV wonder, where is this woman sacred? Could it be that she is a mysterious guest, why does the camera always look for her?
"There's the No. 1 player below!"
A purple-red girl came up to the stage, she was beautiful, but as soon as she opened her mouth to sing, she was miserable, her pig-like voice shook everyone crookedly, the judges all gave big duck eggs, Lin Bai covered her ears with her hands and screamed: "Is there a mistake?" Can such a thing participate in the competition? ”
"In the preliminaries, it is inevitable that there will be uneven levels!" The black female warrior smiled, "Don't care. ”
"Let's invite the No. 2 player, she is the favorite ...... win the championship this time!"
"Coax!" The people in the audience applauded and coaxed under the command of the field control staff, and they had a certain fame in themselves, and many of Milicon's audience were her fans.
This is a golden girl, her singing skills are very good, and her rich soprano sounds very comfortable, but she sings that kind of soprano opera, which belongs to elegant art, Lin Bai sounds boring, and she listens to it drowsy and yawns in less than a few minutes. The footgang pointed the live camera at him again, and the audience of Millican saw the attitude of this "mysterious guest" and thought: It's over, the magic eye of the "mysterious guest" may not sing well, but we can't hear it.
Foot gang boss Schredder was very satisfied with Lin Bai's "table xiàn": "This kind of elegant opera singing method has long been outdated!" I was dozing off too, and this woman was expressing everything I wanted to express. ”
"Let's invite a singer from China, chopsticks brothers......"
I saw two Chinese people coming up to the stage, Lin Bai felt a little familiar, huh? is really a famous silk singer in Huaxia, the chopsticks brother duo, Lin Bai likes the songs of these two people very much, he often sings: "You will succeed, bravely rush forward, I am born to be useful, you are the best", is the work of the chopsticks brothers.
Lin Bai hurriedly applauded!
"Wow, the mysterious guest applauded the chopsticks brothers, these two are powerful?" Milliken's audience was all nervous.
The chopsticks brothers sang their famous work: "You are my little apple, I can't love you too much, my red face warms my heart, lights up the fire of my life......"
Lin Bai is overjoyed, this song must be topped! He jumped up from his seat and danced the famous Little Apple Dance to the rhythm of the music. I have to say that the infectious power of this song is not covered, and the audience of Millican didn't care about it because they couldn't understand the lyrics, but when they saw that the "mysterious guest" had already jumped, they had to pay attention to it, and after savoring the charm of the little apple, all the audience couldn't help but jump along: "You are my little little apple......"
Hua Butterfly covered her face backstage: "I can't afford to hurt it!" ”
Because Lin Bai was so confused, the chopsticks brothers, who should have almost been out of the preliminaries, actually got a high score and broke the glasses of countless people.
Foot Gang boss Schrader was happy to death: "This woman obviously came to the Voice of Heaven to make trouble, haha...... Could it be that she is also from the Unholy Alliance? What kind of people are you? Gangster Kim June's subordinates? ”
"Here's what to ...... Oh, this contestant's name is a bit strange, her name is Blood Phoenix Two......"
Hearing the host's words, Lin Bai and the black female warrior suddenly came to their senses, Blood Phoenix No. 2 finally appeared, what would this long-lost golden twin gunner look like now?
I saw Blood Phoenix No. 2 slowly walking onto the stage, she was wearing a western cowboy outfit today, her tall and toned figure was set off by the denim suit, the top of the denim suit was very short, revealing a waist, and the lower body was denim shorts, all the long ones were exposed, and the golden ones were made into big waves, which were scattered on the head and full of wild beauty. She didn't have two guns in her hands, but she held two microphones on the left and right...... I have to say that she looks very handsome with a microphone, much like holding a pair of guns.
The styling is great!
All the judges, including the audience, were mesmerized by her appearance.
The black samurai laughed, "I hope she doesn't sing a pig-killing sound." ”
Lin Bai wiped a handful of sweat: "Don't pit your teammates!" ”
Blood Phoenix II raised the microphones of his left and right hands at the same time, made a gesture of shooting with two guns, and then opened his mouth to sing...... (To be continued......)
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