Chapter 175: The Lion's Roar
One grass mud horse, two grass mud horses, three grass mud horses...... Countless grass and mud horses rushed through Zhu Yunfa's heart.
There is not a single merchant in this world who does not want what he is selling to be priceless, but that is only a hope. When a merchant really has a priceless treasure in his hand, then he will definitely worry about how to sell it, and when he has a pile of priceless treasures in his hand, it will definitely be a pain in the egg. Because under normal circumstances, most of the so-called priceless treasures are actually unsold. Now holding 108 priceless treasures in his hand, Zhu Yunfa is so painful that the eggs are about to break.
What is a priceless treasure? Theoretically, a thing is so precious that it is impossible to measure it by any actual price. So according to this theory, as long as you have this thing, then for those who have it, you can basically enjoy the glory and wealth and no longer have to worry about money. But theories are always theories, and in fact, under normal circumstances, so-called priceless treasures simply cannot be sold - because they are too expensive.
How expensive is the inverted jade of glass imperial green? Generally, a ring will cost millions, at least tens of millions if it is made into bracelets, and there are more than 100 million necklaces. Case in point: on April 7, 2014, the Sotheby's Spring Auction "Magnificent Jewelry and Jadeite Jewelry" special session, a new record was set for the sale of jadeite. That necklace is the legendary socialite Barbara? Hutton's collection consists of 27 old pit glass jadeite beads, each ranging in diameter from 15 mm to 19 mm, about the same size as ordinary glass beads. In Chu Yun-fat's original plan, he was going to open a few pieces of superb jadeite and then auction them off on the spot. When the time comes. Even if the jadeite is a little larger, it doesn't matter, it can be cut on the spot, and a piece of jadeite raw material can always be sold quickly. And even if he can't sell it at one time, only if he has a reputation, he Zhu Yunfa can also bring these jadeites back to Huaxia and sell them slowly. But now it's a bit of a trick to make the customer service girl so tricky. It's a little bit tricky. By the way, who knows how much this thing should be priced at now? Billion? Or 10 billion?
Just kidding? Who can afford to buy such a price! Not to mention these jade merchants in front of him, even if Li Ka-shing comes, he will probably have to kneel. If he really dared to come up with so much cash to buy this thing, it is estimated that he would be knocked unconscious by his sons from behind with a stick, and then directly locked up and made him "Alzheimer's". Not even to mention Li Ka-shing, it is estimated that even the local tyrants in the Middle East will tremble when they see this. The money of the Middle Eastern tycoons is not blown by the wind, and oil is a non-renewable mineral. Moreover, although there are many local tyrants in the Middle East, there are many who are willing to spend tens of millions of dollars to buy jewelry and art, but if you want to find someone who can spend tens of billions of RMB cash to buy jewelry at one time, it is estimated that there will not be one. Besides, even if they have money, they don't necessarily buy it. Because these local tyrants like gold and diamonds, people don't have the habit of buying jadeite at all! "Hmm!" Zhu Yunfa covered his face in pain, "Your sister, Xiaoshan!" Next time, don't bother yourself in such a self-assertive way, okay? It's just a cheating daddy! How can I make money now? ”
"Ugh! Hahaha! The customer service girl smiled dryly, "This...... What's that! A momentary mistake, a momentary mistake! Hahaha! Well, I actually think it's okay! The looks I chose are very distinctive, and I guarantee that you will like it at a glance. In addition to this watermelon, there are winter melons, pumpkins, vegetable melons, eggplants, cabbage ......"
"Your sister!" Zhu Yunfa rolled his eyes and complained, "It's all melons, fruits and vegetables, are you going to open a restaurant?" Why don't you get creative? ”
"Be creative? Absolutely! The customer service girl said with great interest, "In addition to fruits and vegetables, I also made a full series of cute Sadako." ”
"Ugh! Moe version of Sadako? A drop of cold sweat dripped down Zhu Yunfa's head, "What is that?" ”
"It's a cute and cute Sadako," the customer service girl said, "I saw it on the Internet, there are twelve of them, and I made it easily, it's really cute!" Well, in addition to that, I also made Doraemon, Ultraman, and Little Monsters...... It's all cute. ”
"Ultraman ......" Zhu Yun-fat had a black line on his face, "Little monster, and Duolaemon?" Hehe! Xiaoshan, this is teasing me, you must be teasing me! Right? Hehe! ”
"Huh? Don't you like it? The customer service girl said suspiciously, "It's all old pit glass, it's amazing!" ”
"You're amazing!" Zhu Yun was so angry that he almost fell, and said angrily, "Your sister's old pit glass species, I also recognize what watermelon and eggplant, but have you ever seen a naturally generated old pit glass species Ultraman?" Ultraman, you're a big-headed ghost! Why don't you build me a Transformer? ”
"I have made it! Bumblebee, yellow glass species ......"
"Bumblebee...... Ahem, ahem! Ahem, ahem! Zhu Yunfa didn't take a breath when he heard the words, and he rolled his eyes in a choked voice, "Your sister's bumblebee!" In other words, can you be a little more unreliable? Fortunately, it was a watermelon that had just been opened. If the Ultraman of the old pit glass species really came out just now, how would I explain it to others? Tell them that Ultraman was actually born out of a stone? ”
"Ugh! It was Sun Wukong who was born out of the stone," the customer service girl answered casually, and then smiled loudly, "It's a little itchy to see the shape you like for a while." I can't help it...... Hahaha! ”
“……”
"Dwarf oil! Zhu Guoguo! The customer service girl laughed dryly. Anyway, it doesn't matter if it's Ultraman or Transformers! Haven't they all been unlocked yet? It doesn't matter! Hahaha! What's that! Anyway it's my fault, hahaha! I'm going to face the wall now, and I've thought about it! ”
“…… Never mind! The master said weakly with a dark face. I can't complain about you now, you ...... Let's go face the wall and think about it! ”
"Ugh!" The customer service girl was choked and said with a dry smile, "No! I'll just talk about it! It's so boring to face the wall, so forget it! Ha ha! ”
"Whatever?" Zhu Yunfa snorted coldly. "The ghost just talks to you casually, every time you do things, it's so unreliable, and it's a habit! Go to the wall! ”
"Dwarf oil! Zhu Guoguo ......"
"Go! Face! Wall! ”
"Cut!" The customer service girl cut it, and then said arrogantly, "Face the wall is face the wall!" What's the big deal, it's time to give yourself a holiday! Hum! Let's go! After speaking, the voice of the customer service girl completely disappeared from Zhu Yun-fat's mind. Back to the client's chip.
This guy! Chu Yun-fat shook his head, let out a long sigh, and then crouched down to watch this priceless jade watermelon with the others. At this time, next to this stone dissolving machine, there were already three layers inside and three layers outside, surrounded by people, and there was a lot of people. There were thousands of them. There was fanaticism, disbelief, and jealousy on everyone's faces. Several people who are suspected of being local tyrants are the first to react to the bidding, so they squeezed into the inner circle early in the morning, and are carefully observing with flashlights and the like.
"How? What do you think? The people who couldn't squeeze in outside shouted anxiously, "Is it really a glass jadeite, let me see!" ”
"Don't squeeze! Squeeze what squeeze! Someone shouted, "If you squeeze any more, you'll die." ”
"Nima!" The person who couldn't squeeze in scolded, "Just don't let me see it, let me know it!" ”
"Shhhh Don't be noisy! Isn't this being identified? He has been watching it for a long time, and it is estimated that most of this is true. ”
"Shhh The Jade King is firm? The ones gasped and said, "Damn! If you want a real glass imperial green jade watermelon, how much is it worth! If this were mine, it wouldn't have happened. ”
There are those who don't know the Jade King, and they can't help but wonder: "Jade King? Who is the Jade King? ”
"You don't even know the Jade King?" Someone next to him sneered, "You're new to the industry!" Jade King Qian Bojun, known as 30 years of gambling on jade, has not been seen. Others are nine out of ten bets to lose, he is nine out of ten bets to win, even if he doesn't win, he can protect his capital. ”
"Shhh Really fake! So powerful? ”
"Of course! Hush! Stop arguing! Don't bother the Jade King, his old man's identification! ”
The crowd immediately stopped talking, and all held their breath, waiting for the results of the Jade King and several local tyrants.
At this time, an old man in his sixties looked at it for a long time with a flashlight and a magnifying glass, and finally stood up with a sigh of relief.
"How? Money old! A middle-aged man who followed up with him was really puzzled after watching it for a long time, and when he saw the old man standing up, he couldn't help but cry out eagerly, "Is this really a natural jadeite?" How much is it worth? ”
Zhu Yunfa glanced at the old man with interest, and guessed that this was probably the so-called Jade King Qian Bojun. If it is really like what those people just discussed, if this jade king really hasn't gambled on jade for thirty years, then he is really a strange person.
"Alas~ I'm gone!" Qian Lao sighed, "It's really out of sight!" ”
"How?" The middle-aged man glanced at Zhu Yunfa, then turned his head and asked Qian Lao Dao in disappointment, "Is this jade jade watermelon fake?" ”
"Of course not!" At this time, Qian Lao sighed again and said with a bitter face, "It is precisely because this jade watermelon is real that I will say that I have lost my eyes!" Alas~ It's just one step away! I thought there was jadeite in this rough stone, but I didn't expect it to be such a priceless treasure inside! Alas ~ two hundred euros, there is a difference of two hundred euros. If only I had added a little bit more at the time...... Alas~"
"Boom!" The crowd suddenly boiled, and Qian Lao's words confirmed that this jade watermelon was real, so basically it would not be wrong, after all, people have been gambling professionally for more than 30 years, and this will not be wrong. Not to mention. For most people. They still have this vision, but they just want to be confirmed by experts.
"Oh my God! It's 0077 rough stone! At this time, there was a terrible wail from the crowd, "I also bid!" That's a thousand euros short! One thousand euros! ”
"What is a thousand euros short of you?" The other said bitterly. "Lao Tzu is only a hundred euros short! Oh, my God! Lao Tzu's heart aches! My heart hurts to death! ”
"Your sister's!" As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a man sit on the ground, and cry, "You are either a thousand or a hundred, and I am only one euro short." One euro. Woooooo It's only one euro missing, and the rough is mine. Oh my watermelon! Oh my jade! Oh my glass species! ”
"Huh!" The man who had previously missed a thousand euros suddenly laughed when he heard this, "Originally, I was going to die with regret, but I don't know why I listened to your words, and I suddenly felt happy." ”
"Your sister!" The man who was one euro away was furious, "You think I'm worse than you, don't you?" So happy huh! ”…
"Of course not," said the man who had lost a thousand euros. "It's just that I suddenly thought that even if this little brother didn't win the bid now, it wouldn't be my turn in the end with the bid I voted, so ...... Ahem! ”
"Your sister!" The man who was one euro short said angrily, "After all, you are still happy that I am worse than you." I'm fighting with you. With that, the man rolled up his sleeves and waited to reason with him with his fists and feet.
But at this moment, I heard a sound like a tsunami, and then I saw a group of people rushing towards the calcite area.
"Not good!" Seeing this, everyone's faces changed color, and these people who rushed over were the same people who came to participate in the Jade Fair. Originally, they thought that there were many people in the calcite area and could not see the calcite, but the Bagan government arranged a live broadcast in the bidding hall, so they did not stay in the calcite area. But at this moment, they saw the live broadcast, and there was actually a naturally generated glass imperial green jade watermelon in the insight stone area, where could they still hold back the curiosity in their hearts, and they all put down what they were doing and rushed over.
But the problem is that there are tens of thousands of these people, and they are usually scattered elsewhere, but now they are swarming into the calcite area, which is going to be a big problem. Although the entire calcite area is not small, the calf-calfuse area is not a stadium for 10,000 people, and it is impossible to squeeze in 10,000 people at once. And there are too many bumps and bumps in it, in case you accidentally stumble, it is definitely the rhythm of being trampled to death. And with so many people, people are crowding and running, then they can't stop even if they reach the Stone Zone. After the people in front stopped, the people behind them would continue to squeeze forward because they couldn't see them, and then those of them who had stayed in the calcite area would probably be trampled into mud by the crowd.
"Don't come here! Stop it! The people in the calcite district shouted anxiously.
"Jade! Emerald watermelon! "Glass-grown emerald watermelon!" "We're going to see the emerald watermelon!" The crowd shouted loudly and happily, but their feet did not slow down in the slightest.
"Ahh Zhang Yiyi, Xiaoyun and several women at the scene couldn't help screaming in fright when they saw such a situation.
"Bang! Finished! Something big is going to happen! Zhu Yunfa's face turned pale instantly, and then he shouted loudly in Bagan to the few Bagan soldiers who were maintaining order, "Stop them, don't let them come." ”
"Ahh Several Bagan soldiers came back to their senses with a scream, habitually aimed the muzzle of the gun in their hands at the crowd, and then subconsciously pulled the trigger, and a few tongues of fire shot out at the crowd.
"!" Zhu Yunfa burst into a foul mouth, and instantly activated the protective suit......
"The auxiliary chip takes over the central nervous system...... Brain Computing Speed Bonus ......" A series of commands flowed through Zhu Yun-fat's brain, and in Zhu Yun-fat's feeling, it was as if time had slowed down instantly.
"Huh!" Zhu Yunfa disappeared in an instant, leaving only an afterimage in place, and the next moment he appeared directly in front of the Bagan soldiers, stopped all the bullets fired at the crowd, and then easily dismantled the rifles of these people into rifle parts within a hundredth of seconds.
"Huh!" Chu Yun-fat disappeared again, back to where he was, as if he hadn't moved at all.
"Whoa!" With a soft sound, several Bagan soldiers who were firing desperately suddenly felt a lightness in their hands, and then the rifles in their hands inexplicably scattered into a pile of parts and fell to the ground, and several Bagan soldiers were instantly dumbfounded.
"Ahh The crowd that was running over happily, and the people who ran in front were stunned at first when they saw the Bagan soldiers suddenly firing, and then suddenly screamed in horror, and subconsciously turned around and ran back. But the people in front reacted, but the people in the back didn't know that something was wrong in front of them, and they were still squeezing forward vigorously, and they were suddenly squeezed into a ball, and the people in the middle couldn't help but shout in unison.
"No way!" Seeing this, Zhu Yunfa sighed secretly, and gave an order to the protective suit: "The non-lethal weapon is activated, and the power is adjusted to level 0 ordinary civilized creatures, and the user of the protective suit is the target blueprint, and the third and second ...... are activated."
Seeing that Zhu Yun-fat was about to activate the non-lethal weapon of the protective suit and rescue these people in front of him, he suddenly heard a thunderous Buddha horn sound beside him: "Ah! Full! Declivity! Buddha! ”
This Buddha horn was like a muffled thunder on the ground, and every word exploded in everyone's ears like a thunderbolt, making people's eardrums buzz. For a moment, everyone's minds went blank, and then, as if drunk, they fell to the ground crookedly.
"Whew! If this product is not messing around, it will still be reliable at the critical moment! Zhu Yunfa glanced to the side, and then breathed a sigh of relief.
Beside him, Deception folded his hands and a holy smile on his face. At that moment, this obscene fat man seemed to be possessed by the Buddha in an instant.