"Master! This is my business card, I am ......"

"Master! This is my ......."

"And me, master, please take care of mine, I'm ......"

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"Master! What a powerful lion's roar! My ears are still ringing! ”

"Where, where! Generally average, Buddhism is the third! ”

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"Master! I heard that the level of palmistry you can call it creation! ”

"It's okay, it's okay!"

"Then can you help me look at my palms and see how my fortune is!"

"Ugh! Poor monks only look at women! ”

"That's great! I'm a woman! ”

"This ...... Auntie, if you were thirty years younger, I'd show you! You see that your hands are wrinkled, which has a great impact on the result! ”

"Get out! If you don't look at it, you won't watch it! Dare to say that the old lady is old! Dead bald donkey! ”

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"Master! I heard that the world's martial arts are out of Tan Tuo, and Tan Tuo is a master of martial arts! When I saw it today, it really lived up to its name. www.xstxt.org”

"Ugh! Where did you hear that, I just heard that the world's martial arts are out of Shaolin......"

"Dwarf oil! Don't worry about the details! Master, can you take me as an apprentice? ”

"Yes! OK! But I'm practicing children's skills! ”

“…… I'm a woman! ”

"Ugh! That's even better! Are you a virgin? Same as ever! ”

"Oops! Dislike! Master, you're really necrotic! How embarrassed I am to say this! ”

"It's okay! As a teacher, you still have a set of bones-touching skills, so it's better to let the teacher touch your bones for you first, and see if you're still ...... Hey! ”

"Smack!"

"Oops!"

"Slut! I actually want to take advantage of my mother! ”

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"Master! I've heard that you're always accurate! Can you give me some pointers? ”

"This ...... Can be considered! ”

"That's great! Guru. As long as you're willing to do the math. I would like to pay this amount of incense money! ”

"Five million?"

"Five hundred! New Taiwan Dollar! ”

"Hmmm! I see you've been unlucky lately. What kind of bad luck, maybe there will be a bloody disaster! ”

"Ahh Is it really that unlucky? ”

"Of course! It's like drinking cold water will stuff your teeth, and a fever may be Ebola! You don't have to give me the 500 NT$, I'll give you 500 RMB, you can eat when you need it, use it when you need it, you don't have much time. ”

"Wow...... Don't die! ”

"Phew! the door! Scare you first! ”

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"Alas~! How pathetic! Oh! Guru! Do the math for me, too! I'm willing to give the master this amount of incense money! ”

"NT$500?"

"Of course not! Five million, that's Mijin! ”

“…… Well! Very good! You're just lucky! Well. By the way, what do you do? ”

"I opened a coal mine in western Jinxi!"

"Oops! It turned out to be the coal boss! What a disrespectful and disrespectful thing! Well, I'll do the math...... Yes! Yes, coal prices will rise this year. ”

"Ugh! The price of master coal seems to be rising every year......"

"Ahem! I mean, there should be a huge fluctuation in coal prices this year. ”

"Oh no! Boss! Something big happened, the tiger on which our family relied fell, and the government said that we were involved in crime and seized all our coal mines and other assets! ”

"Huh? The tiger is down! It doesn't matter, there are big tigers behind the tigers! There is a big tiger covering, and you can pass it for a little money. ”

"No! Boss! This time even the big tiger fell! ”

"What! Even the big tiger fell? This one...... Master, didn't you just say that I was lucky? How to ......"

"Ugh! This one...... Nonsense! Of course you're lucky! Look at you, you happened to be abroad when the big tiger fell. If it's in the country. Hum! It's time to get in early! Besides, I'm not wrong! Your coal mines are all sealed, and if there is less coal, the price of coal will of course fluctuate. ”

"This ...... It seems to make some sense, but ......"

"Don't be! Run! Otherwise, it will be too late! Beware of the Bagan government extradition you. ”

"Ahh Right! Come on! ”

"Wait! The fortune-telling money hasn't been given yet! What about my five million meters? ”

"I'm sorry! Guru! I'm penniless now, or you can show mercy and lend me a hundred and eighty thousand dollars, and when I have money, I will definitely give you 500, no, 50 million meters of gold. ”

“…… I have ten or eight dollars here, do you want it? ”

"Hmmm! That's good! That's enough for me to have a boxed lunch in Bagan, so thank you, Master! ”

“……”

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More than 20 minutes have passed, and the people who were shocked by the deception with the miniature audio equipment of the level 1 civilization have fully recovered...... Bless!

Brother Deception is completely on fire now, if he was still regarded as a psychopath when he danced the Great God yesterday, then after Zhu Yun-fat announced that he was successful in gambling on stones because of his guidance, he was regarded as a strange person. And when people almost stampede, the sound of the Buddha that knocked them all to the ground almost pushed him to the altar.

At this moment, people are not most concerned about the jade watermelon, but thinking about how to get close to Brother Batian, so as to get some guidance from him. Let's see if I can have such good shit luck and open a glass-seeded jade watermelon like Zhu Yun-fat. As for the shooting just now...... In fact, now they are not sure whether that shooting actually happened.

For these Huaxia people at the scene, although many of them witnessed the Bagan soldiers shooting, they thought that there were no bullets, no dead or even injured at the scene, so even they themselves were not sure whether the Bagan soldiers really shot at that time. In addition, the Buddha horn of Deception at that time happened to stun them, so when they woke up, most of them just regarded the firing of the Bagan soldiers just now as an illusion, not what really happened.

There were only a few Bagan soldiers who fired at that time. But he realized that he really shot at that time. And the pile of rifle parts on the ground and the bullet casings thrown when firing are proof of this. But after they recovered from the shock. They were even more fanatical than those Chinese people, and as Buddhist believers, they knelt down at that time. Well, I really knelt, and I knelt very reverently while reciting the scriptures. Well, fortunately, it is not Tibetan Buddhism that is popular in Bagan, otherwise it is estimated that Brother Batian would be regarded as the reincarnation of a living Buddha by them.

"Oops! Look away! Look away! Hu Beihao exclaimed, "I really can't imagine that Brother Batian is such a strange person." ”

"Haha! There are such talented people joining us. Wouldn't we be lucky! Fat! Fat! "The faces of all the shareholders were happy.

"It's really fake!" Zhang Yiyi looked shocked and muttered in a low voice, "This flower monk is really amazing?" ”

"Or not!" Xiao Yun's eyes rolled and he smiled, "Yiyi, you just try to let him calculate a hexagram, maybe you can really calculate something?" If you can't read palmistry, you can still touch your bones! Let him give you a touch of the bones! ”

"Phew! Dead little clouds! Zhang Yiyi snorted, then smiled and raised his hands to Xiaoyun's chest and said, "This flower monk is very colorful, and the ghost believes that he will tell fortunes!" Hum! Xiaoyun, why don't I help you touch your bones first! I'm caught! ”

"Yikes! Stay back! Xiaoyun was so frightened that her face was pale. Where do you catch it? You she-pervert! ”

"Wowhaha!" Zhang Yiyi smiled arrogantly, "Caught it!" Caught! Poached eggs"

"Ahh Actually said I was poached eggs! Xiaoyun shouted angrily. I'll catch it too, wow! Damn! What are you eating for long, you big cow! ”

"Ahhh Dare you call me a big cow......"

"Goo-dong!" Zhu Yunfa looked at the pair of changes in Xiaoyun's hands with straight eyes, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"Yikes!!" The two girls heard the sound of swallowing saliva, turned their heads to look, and couldn't help but let out a scream in unison.

Zhang Yiyi put her hands on her waist and said angrily: "Where are you looking!" ”

"This ......" Zhu Yun-fat's old face turned red, and he said authentically, "Actually, I didn't see anything, it was all through my clothes...... Ahem! What, your clothes look so good. ”

"Phew! Dead perverts! Stinky rascals! Zhang Yiyi's little face turned red, and she kicked Zhu Yunfa in the leg hatefully, then turned around and ran.

"Haha! Where am I a hooligan! Zhu Run laughed dryly, "I really didn't see anything, you said yes?" Little cloud! Belch...... Xiaoyun, why are you stepping on me! ”

"Humph!" Xiaoyun looked at Zhang Yiyi's back, and then at his flat chest, and his little face immediately darkened. She glanced at Zhu Yunfa resentfully, then stepped on Zhu Yunfa's feet a few times, snorted arrogantly, and turned around to chase Zhang Yiyi.

"Humph!" Seeing this, Zhang Yiyi's father not far away glared at him fiercely with cannibalistic eyes, and snorted coldly from his nose.

"This ...... Ha ha! Ha ha! Feeling Zhang Yiyi's father's unkind gaze, Zhu Yunfa laughed dryly, and a drop of cold sweat dripped down his head. After all, Zhang Yiyi is not yet an adult, and he Mr. Zhu Da is already very good at peeking at his daughter's chest in front of the father of the little girl, not to mention that he is still intimate with the best friend of the little girl. In other words, Zhang Yiyi's father didn't rush over directly and beat him up, which is already very bearable, if he changes his temper, it is estimated that it will have caused a bloody case by now.

"Humph!" Zhang Yiyi's father snorted coldly twice.

"I'm ......" Chu Yun-fat was about to say a few words to explain, when his face suddenly changed, and he suddenly turned his head to look out of the barbed wire.

Looking out through the barbed wire, I saw that several military trucks suddenly turned around at the corner of the street in the distance, and then quickly drove to the entrance of the jewelry center and stopped. As soon as the truck came to a stop, at least two companies of heavily armed soldiers jumped out of the box and rushed into the jewelry center.

The arrival of these soldiers immediately caused a commotion among the Chinese people present, and the originally lively scene immediately quieted down.

A major, surrounded by Bagan soldiers, walked over under the gaze of everyone. He looked at the Decepticon who was surrounded in the middle, and then at the few Bagan soldiers who were kneeling on the ground and reverently chanting the scriptures, and his brows immediately furrowed.

"Hmm!" The major tilted his head and motioned to a few soldiers, who immediately walked over and dragged a few Bagan soldiers by the collar.

"What for! Do! "The Bagan soldiers were immersed in a frenzied religious atmosphere. I didn't know what was going on at the moment. was suddenly dragged away, and immediately screamed.

"Shut up!" Several soldiers whispered. Unceremoniously smashed the butt of a rifle on his head, cleanly knocking them out on the spot. Then he dragged him out of the jewelry center like a dead dog and threw it into the truck with a "bang".

All the Huaxia people watched this scene blankly, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva hatefully, and were speechless for a while. They have lived in a peaceful world since childhood, and the soldiers they usually see are all soldiers, and everyone is polite and reasonable, where have they ever seen such a ferocious and violent method. What's more, these soldiers in front of them are not treating the enemy. It was his comrades in the army, which made it even more difficult for the Chinese people present to accept it for a while. Looking at these soldiers who treated their comrades so fiercely, and then looking at the weapons in their hands, the faces of all the Chinese people present became very unnatural, mixed with fear and uneasiness.

The major looked at the faces of all the Huaxia people, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then his eyes swept over the jade watermelon as if inadvertently, and then quickly turned his gaze away without pause.

Zhu Yunfa frowned, although the major looked careless, but Zhu Yunfa felt the greed in his eyes as he swept over the jade watermelon. Not to mention. The major's physical condition was not hidden by the scan of the protective suit's detection function against the enemy. At the moment of seeing the emerald watermelon. His pupils contracted violently, his throat subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, his blood pressure rose sharply by 10%, his heart even missed a beat, and then his beating accelerated twice. All of this suggests that this guy is actually here for this jadeite. And the violence and ferocity he deliberately showed just now was to deter the Chinese people at the scene.

"Friends of Huaxia!" The major said loudly in Chinese, "Please don't panic! I'm Major Sanda of the Bagan Rapid Reaction Force, and we have just received a report that gunshots have been heard inside the Jewellery Centre, so we suspect that there are terrorists at the scene. ”

"Gunshots? Ay! I seem to remember," someone reacted, "it looks like there was a gunshot just now!" ”

"This ...... I thought it was just me! Another said, "So you heard that, too?" ”

"If that's the case," said the other hesitantly, "I'm not mistaken! ”

"What do you see?"

"I saw that the Bagan soldiers had just shot us," the man said with a strange expression, "and they almost scared me to death, but when they saw them shooting, why didn't they hit us?" ”

"Ahh You saw it too! I thought I was the only one who saw it! ”

"And me, I saw it too!"

"Oh! Did you all see those soldiers shoot? Major Sanda asked with a smile.

"Yes! Oh, yes! Several people said in unison, "We all saw it!" ”

"Oh! I see! Major Sanda smiled suddenly when he heard this, and then clapped his hands happily, "That's great, just right, you guys go back and help me with the investigation!" Then he waved his hand and said to several soldiers, "Take them away!" ”

"Yes! Major! Several soldiers replied, then walked up to them and pointed their guns at them, and said in stiff Huaxia language, "You guys come with me!" ”

"What for! What do you want to do! The men were so frightened that they retreated into the crowd and shouted in unison, "We were wrong, we didn't see anything just now!" ”

"Is there anything wrong with this?" Colonel Sanda smiled coldly and shouted at several soldiers, "What are you doing in a daze, take them away!" ”

When several soldiers heard this, they rushed towards the crowd without saying a word, and the crowd dispersed with an uproar, leaving the few people who had just been left alone. The soldiers grabbed a few of them, and then dragged them away like chickens, and they immediately screamed like pigs: "What are you doing! I am a Chinese citizen! You can't do this to me. ”

"Shut up!" Several soldiers were so tired of hearing that they raised the butts of their rifles and wanted to smash them down.

"Stop!" Sanda stopped them, a fake smile on her face, "After all, they are only cooperating with the investigation, you have to be a little polite, of course, if they don't cooperate......" Major Sanda looked at several people with a cold look in his eyes.

The few people shuddered when they heard this, and a flattering smile appeared on their faces: "Of course! We cooperate! We! I cooperate by all means! ”

"That's good!" Major Sanda nodded, then waved to a few of the soldiers, "Take them back!" ”

Soon several people were taken away, and all the Chinese people present were silent for a while, and no one dared to speak.

"Does anyone else see anything?" Sanda exclaimed, "If anyone sees it, stand up and cooperate with our investigation, the Bagan government will be very grateful to you." ”

"Nope! No! We didn't see anything! Everyone immediately denied it. Just kidding, even if you lie to a three-year-old child, you don't believe it, the first few people look like they want to be thanked?

"Hmmm! That's a shame! Sanda sighed as if regretfully, and then said, "In that case, I'll announce a few things for now. First, because there may be terrorists, this jade public market is suspended! ”

"What! Emerald public market suspended? ”

"That's bad!"

"Pause! How long is it going to be suspended! ”

Everyone was in an uproar!

"Second," said Major Sanda, who ignored everyone's comments, said to himself, "during the suspension of the public market, in order to ensure everyone's safety, no one is allowed to leave the hotel!" Until we inform you. ”

"What? Can't leave the hotel? Someone shouted, "That doesn't mean putting us under house arrest, so should I go back now?" ”

"That's it! It is! Someone chimed in, "I'm going back too, what a place!" I'm never coming again. ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Let's all go back! ”

When everyone heard this, they clamored loudly, and the more bold the people were, the more they became stronger, and they immediately made a fuss.

Zhu Yunfa looked at all this coldly, thinking about how to break this situation, there are so many people on the scene, the unconventional method will definitely not work, but the conventional way...... He really can't solve it.

"Mr. Zhu!" At this time, Hu Beihao stepped forward and said, "There is something strange about things, I think I'm afraid it's for that." Hu Beihao gestured to the jade watermelon with his eyes.

"Hmmm! I know! Zhu Yunfa nodded, and then his heart moved, and said, "You guys go and block that Major Sunda's sight, he just needs to look at me, and you block it for me." ”

"This ......"

"Don't ask!" Chu Yun-fat said, "Do it now!" ”

"Yes!" Hu Beihao agreed, said hello to the other shareholders, and then blocked in front of Zhu Yunfa in unison. (To be continued......)