The first update -

Lin Bai turned his head to Lao Mouzi and said, "Director, it's a big trouble, this woman has been living in the mountains before, and she really doesn't know anything about the outside world, I'm just afraid that she won't be able to act well, what's the matter?" ”

Lao Mouzi is so depressed that he can't even do this? Meow, but he was an actor introduced by Boss Lin, so he couldn't help but give face, so he had to say patiently: "Ordinary husband and wife life is to get up together, brush your teeth together, eat breakfast together, and then go for a walk, go shopping, take a bath together at night, and then sleep together...... What's so difficult about this, let her play it and see. ，”

Poor elf princess, just arrived in the human world for a few days, I don't even know what most of the furniture is for, where can I perform "ordinary life" normally, she knows what the toothbrush is, but the toothpaste looks at it for a long time and doesn't know what it is, the elves are all using wicker branches mixed with some sea salt to brush their teeth, like toothpaste, a strange thing that will come out when squeezed, it really makes her feel inexplicable. She squeezed hard with the toothpaste, and swished...... The toothpaste rushed out for a long time, and Lao Mouzi and the crew almost fell to the ground with water.

Lao Mouzi asked her to perform a scene where she opened the refrigerator and took out eggs to make breakfast, the elf princess was at a loss and didn't know what the refrigerator was, so she thought for a long time, walked over to a wardrobe in the corner, and opened the wardrobe to find eggs for a long time. Then Lao Mouzi asked her to perform cleaning with a vacuum cleaner, and the elf princess took the tube of the vacuum cleaner and looked at it for a long time: "Why does this broom only have a rod and no tail?" ”

The crew knelt on the ground, where did this Nima come from as a rural girl in the deep mountains? I don't understand the modern furniture, how does this Nima perform the part of urban life?

Lao Mouzi said to Lin Bai with a smile and a smile: "Don't shoot today for the time being." Mr. Lin, you take this girl home and live for a few days. You live together every day and instill in her the normal lifestyle of a couple. Then come and shoot, otherwise it won't be able to turn on at all. ”

The elf princess felt very embarrassed and dragged down the work progress of the entire crew, which is not what the kind elves want to see. Although she didn't understand the language, she kept apologizing to the crew, saying that she would definitely study hard after she went back and master the "ordinary husband and wife life" as much as possible.

On the way home, the elf princess was very depressed: "Mr. Demon King, I have caused a lot of trouble to everyone. Everybody's going to hate me. ”

"Nonsense, there is nothing." Lin Bai said with a smile: "It's nothing if the broken literary film can't be made, and this kind of broken plot shouldn't be filmed." ”

"You can't say that...... There will always be people who like to watch movies like this, and I have to work hard for them. The elven princess was still frowning.

At this time, the two happened to pass by the New Century Department Store, Lin Bai wanted her to change her mood, and said with a smile: "Look, there is a big department store next to it, let's go in and have a look." Take a look at what you like. ”

"But...... I don't have any money, and I don't want to use your money. ”

"It's okay, just look at it, let's not buy it. Don't worry about causing trouble to others. There are so many people in the world who don't just look at it and don't buy it, so they don't look stupid. Lin Bai took her hand and walked in.

The dazzling array of goods immediately made the elf princess's eyes light up, and the little depression just now was forgotten. The first floor of the department store is filled with counters for cosmetics and jewelry. Without exception, these counters have a common point, and that is that the sparkling is very good-looking. For example, the counter selling necklaces is full of sparkling diamond necklaces, and the counter selling cosmetics is full of colorful bottles and cans. The elven princess was dazzled in a few clicks......

"I finally know why beautiful stones can be used for money." She pointed to a model in a jewelry counter and said, "It turns out that they are carved and hung around the neck with a silver chain, and they will set off people very beautifully, oops...... I can't help but want to buy one. ”

Lin Bai grinned and said, "If you want to buy it, you can buy it." With that, he walked to the counter.

"Don't...... It's okay to just look at it and not buy it, and you can't spend your money. The elf princess hurriedly grabbed Lin Bai.

The two of them made a big circle on the first floor, all kinds of good-looking necklaces, rings, bracelets and other things, which made the elf princess drunk, women are born to like these things, even the women of the elf clan are no exception.

At the end of the walk, she couldn't help it, pointed to a favorite necklace and asked, "Lord Demon King, how much does that necklace sell?" I would like to ask if I can get enough pocket money from my mother to buy it. ”

Lin Bai looked at the price code card: "It's not expensive, it's only 850 yuan." ”

"How much is 850 bucks? I don't know much about the purchasing power of the currency of the human world. ”

Lin Bai thought for a while and said: "Ahem, then use grain to convert, the wholesale price of a pound of rice can be pressed to about one yuan at the lowest, and if it is retail, the lowest-grade rice is about 2 yuan a catty, huh...... In other words, this necklace is worth about 850 catties of low-priced rice. ”

The elf princess was not good, and with a "poof", she knelt down in frustration and fell to the ground: "So expensive? It actually costs 850 catties of rice, oh my God, this is enough for an elf to save some food for three years, and my mother will never give me so much pocket money......"

"It's not that exaggerated...... It's only 850 yuan, although this amount of money is not very small in the human world, but it can be taken out by any ordinary office worker. You are a princess, you won't be poor like this, right? After Lin Bai said this, he found that he was wrong, he was wrong in using grain to calculate the value of money, and food is the most precious thing in the demon world, if it is converted with things like gems and animal skins, the elf princess will definitely cry out.

Just as she was about to explain that there was a problem with her algorithm, the elf princess noticed a new term in Lin Baihua: "Office worker? What is that, why can office workers easily pay a huge amount of money like 850 catties of food? ”

"Office workers are ...... Ahem, working for someone else, getting paid from someone else...... By the way, you see the girl at the counter over there shouting and selling things, that is a clerk who works for a jewelry store, and she is also a kind of office worker, she can earn about thousands of yuan a month, and 850 yuan is estimated to be less than a quarter of her monthly salary. ”

"Scare?" The elf princess was frightened: "Just help people shout and sell things like this, and you can earn thousands of catties of food a month?" ”

"Yes, so food is nothing...... Lin Bai said with a smile.

It's a pity that the elf princess can't hear what Lin Bai said behind clearly, her whole mind is crowded with the terrifying way of making money as an "office worker", and a voice in her ear keeps shouting: "Long live the office worker."

"I'm going to be an office worker!" The elven princess said categorically: "Earn pocket money and buy what you want." ”

"No, it's not something you can do if you want to...... Hey, ......" Lin Bai Khan: "This requires a diploma and professional skills...... In short, different office workers need different skills, you don't know anything, and you don't have a diploma, you can't be an office worker. ”

"Huh? Can't do it? The elf princess once again bent forward in frustration and knelt on the ground: "I'll just say, such a lucrative job will definitely not be so simple......"

This is the first floor of the department store, the flow of people is huge, the elf princess is dressed in an "antique costume", and has a pair of pointed ears, this appearance is playing frustrated in the corridor and bending forward, and immediately leads a large number of people to run over to watch, Lin Bai sweated: "Hey, don't do this kind of exaggerated action in a crowded place, get up quickly, you have to kneel home and kneel slowly." ”

When Lin Baizheng was at a loss, he suddenly felt that someone had been patted on the shoulder, and when he looked back, there were two familiar girls standing behind him, one was Qianqian, and the other was Wenwen.

"Huh? Why are you here? Lin Baiqi said.

"It's only natural for girls to go to the mall." Wenwen smiled: "Why are you here?" Also, what is that little girl doing lying on the ground? Did you make people cry? ”

Little girl? She's older than your grandfather who died. Lin Bai said depressedly: "I didn't make her cry, it was she who bent forward playing with the frustrated body." She just came out of the mountains, she didn't understand the language, she didn't have a diploma, she wanted to find a job but couldn't find it, so that's it. ”

Qianqian laughed softly in the back: "You can find a job without a language barrier and without a diploma." ”

"Huh? That's okay too? ”

"Yes! You forgot that I used to work in KFC, and the working girls recruited there don't need a diploma, as for the language, as long as you can understand the most basic words, many girls from other places can't understand Shuangqing dialect, and they barely learn a few words, and they can be qualified for jobs such as delivering food and water, cleaning tables and chairs. If she doesn't dislike the unstable job, I can introduce her, and the manager of the Kender Chicken often asks me to help him find some college students who work part-time. ”

Lin Bai patted the elf princess on the shoulder: "Hey, get up, don't lie on the ground, there is a job opportunity." ”

"Really?" The elven princess swiped the ground and jumped up.

"Serving tea and food to customers at a fast food restaurant, and cleaning up or something." Lin Bai said: "You can only find such a job in your current state." ”

"How much does a month pay for such a job?" This is what the elf princess cares about the most.

Lin Bai didn't know, so he had to ask Qianqian, and then turned his head to the elf princess and said, "Calculated by the hour, eight yuan an hour." ”

"Wow, that's great!" The elf princess was overjoyed: "You can earn eight yuan in one hour, so wouldn't it be that you can earn 850 yuan in more than a hundred hours, and you can buy a necklace." How much would I make if I worked in that shop for a thousand years? ”

Lin Bai covered his face, an unreliable woman, do you want to work for a thousand years? Can you not be so unproductive. Nima, it won't take that long, only ten years, and that KFC branch may not still exist in the world. (To be continued......)

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