The second update -

Technology is a magical thing, that's how the Elven Queen feels. She followed a few recipes copied to her by Lin Bai, and soon succeeded in making the first batch of biscuits that were not unpalatable, unlike Lin Bai, a layman, she kneaded the dough very evenly, and the amount of sugar when putting sugar would be just right, the formula said that it was 60 grams, she would not put it into 61 grams, she was much more serious than Lin Bai, and when measuring the amount, she would carefully ensure that there was no mistake in any link, so ...... The biscuits she makes can also completely restore the taste in the recipe and make really delicious biscuits.

The most important thing is that she doesn't make biscuits in the shape of breasts, they make small animals in the forest, such as rabbits, bears, foxes, and mountain giants...... Something strange seems to have gotten in.

"Mother, the cookies you made are getting better and better." The elf princess was very satisfied with the new version of the elf biscuit: "Now our pillar industry will definitely succeed." ”

Thanks to Mr. Demon King, it was he who gave me these recipes. Alas, the little cube called technology in his hand is omnipotent, not only can he play movies but also copy countless cookie recipes, which is really amazing, but unfortunately I can't read the words on it, and I can't learn how to use it, which is too regrettable......

"We can learn human language." The elven princess smiled: "I heard Sister Blood Phoenix No. 3 say that humans learn to speak from the age of one or two, and by the age of three or four, they can basically have daily conversations, and by the time they are teenagers, they can basically read most of the books...... It's only been more than ten years, so it's easy to get it done. ”

"Huh. That's just a dozen years. It's easy. The Elven Queen smiled, "In order to see more recipes for cookies, let's start learning human language." ”

Lin Bai didn't know that there were two unknown women who were determined to learn human language. And learning a language just to see more cookie recipes is so frenzied that he's taking calls from film companies. The call was made by Lao Mouzi: "Boss Lin, the set of the urban part of "Black Forest" is ready, you can bring the heroine over tomorrow." ”

"Okay!" Lin Bai smiled: "See you tomorrow." ”

Early the next morning, Lin Bai wore a well-known dress and asked the elf princess to go to the set, and in the early morning sun, the elf princess stood on the treetops in the backyard. Singing softly towards the morning sun, birds flying around her from nowhere, and many others stopped and landed on the arms of her shoulders and shook their heads along with her song. When she sang, she didn't use the demon language, but the ancient elven language, and even Lin Bai couldn't understand what she was singing.

"I rub, is it so exaggerated?" Lin Bai spoiled the atmosphere and complained: "You can actually manipulate the bird, are you a birdman?" ”

The elven princess looked down and saw that it was him, and waved the bird away. Jumped down from the tree, his movements light and soothing: "Mr. Demon King, you usually sleep lazy, and you got up so early today?" ”

"The movie is ready. We've got to go to the set today and make the movie. ”

The elf princess has been studying cookies for the past few days, and she almost forgot the real purpose of her coming to the human world, so she covered her mouth and said, "Oops." I completely forgot about Black Forest. ”

"It's okay, it's good to forget. The kind of literary film that makes people want to sleep is used to make people forget, let's go! ”

The two walked out the door side by side. The early morning in the old street was full of vitality, and those familiar faces were all greeting Lin Bai: "Hey, Xiaobai, you got up so early today?" ”

"Xiaobai, your wake-up time is too abnormal."

"You got up so early to run for the funeral?"

Lin Bai is not angry with these nameless people, especially Aunt Qin, this guy's hot pot restaurant used to open very late, Lin Bai's computer repair shop opened earlier than her every day, and now her business is good, and some people come to eat soup pots in the morning, so the opening time is also mentioned in the morning, and she dares to complain that she got up late?

Lin Bai snorted at Aunt Qin: "I have always gone to bed early and got up early, my body is better, and my food is more fragrant." ”

"It's nonsense, it's been nearly a year or two, and I haven't seen you get up before 11 o'clock in the morning." Aunt Qin complained ruthlessly.

The elf princess smiled and watched Lin Bai and the neighbors complain to each other, although she couldn't understand what they were saying, she liked the lively atmosphere very much, which reminded her of the harmonious elf village, where all the elves lived together in love and loved each other, and they were very happy...... She is even more convinced that humans are a good race.

The princess smiled at everyone, a philosophy she learned from her mother.

"What a good girl." Aunt Qin likes this kind of little girl who smiles cutely: "Xiaobai, where did you get it?" also deceived people into making a shape with pointed ears. ”

Lin Bai spread his hands and said: "The actor who plays the movie." ”

Aunt Qin looked at him with scum-like eyes and said, "Since you are an actor, why did you come out of your house?" Did you use your identity as an investor to dive people? Look, I won't tell you to kneel on the washboard for a week. ”

Lin Bai: "......"

Aunt Qin came over and pulled the elf princess to the side, and said earnestly: "Little girl, why did you let Xiaobai sneak you?" A flower was stuck in cow dung. Aunt sues you, Xiaobai, this kid is the most soft-hearted, if you don't let him touch a finger of you, you can still beg him to invest in you with a dead face, and he will agree as soon as his heart softens. ”

Lin Bai: "......"

This is simply a professional demolition.

Lin Bai wanted to give Aunt Qin a middle finger, but he didn't dare, if he angered this aunt with violent combat power, he would definitely be able to scold him for sticking to the wall and doing a handstand, and he didn't dare to fight back. could only explain aggrievedly: "Aunt Qin, I really don't have unspoken rules for this girl, she is a good girl, but she has no place to live in Shuangqing, so she temporarily lives in my house." ”

Aunt Qin laughed and said, "Don't you know about me?" It's just a little joke with you. You're a kid I've watched since I was a child, and you're not the kind of villain who will sneak a little girl with a few stinky money. In case you really become that kind of villain, Auntie, I'll take the old neighbors to discount your legs. ”

Lin Bai: "......"

Well, for Lin Bai, who has no father or mother since he was a child, Aunt Qin is not much different from her own mother, if she hadn't been controlling herself for many years, Lin Bai might have grown into some weird wild child, thanks to Aunt Qin's teaching in this regard, but the child will not say thank you to his parents, he will only remember the good of his parents in his heart. Lin Bai smiled at Aunt Qin and said, "Don't worry, I won't be so bad, only worse." ”

"Dare to talk to me? Looking for a fight! Aunt Qin turned around and went to find the chicken feather Zenzi, and Lin Bai picked up the elf boy and ran away.

Ran to the main street, Aunt Qin didn't come to chase after her, the bustling main street was full of traffic, as far as the eye could see, there were many high-rise buildings, countless people were surging, and the elf princess stuck out her tongue: "How many people are there in this human city?" ”

"Hmm...... About 30 million. ”

"Three...... Million? "The elven princess was almost scared away, and the entire elven clan added up to only 50,000.

The princess was curious about the qiē on the street, just like the first time the female demon king and Lin Bai went shopping, the difference was that the female demon king only knew how to see all kinds of delicious things, but the princess was interested in something related to culture and art. For example, beautiful artwork, silk artwork, glass artwork, carved artwork...... By the way, there are also beautiful clothes and good-looking bags.

Lin Bai saw that her eyes were shining and very yearning, and he couldn't help but be a little funny: "Okay, don't look at it, now let's go to the set in a hurry, and when I come back, I'll take you to the mall, buy whatever you want, and have a good time." ”

"Really?" The elf princess was overjoyed, but then said gloomily: "That will cost a lot of money, how can I let Mr. Demon King break the bank, or don't want it." ”

The elves are a self-reliant race, and they never like to take by force, nor do they like to accept handouts from others. In the past, the elf clan did not refuse to receive assistance from Lin Bai, it was for the survival of the race, so they could only accept it with a cheeky face, but for personal preference, it would be really not good, the elf princess was really a little embarrassed, and she resolutely refused.

Lin Bai smiled: "It's okay, it's just a little money." ”

"No, not even for a small amount of money." After all, the elf princess resisted the temptation of sugar-coated cannonballs: "I'll ask my mother to ask for pocket money to buy it." ”

The two talked and laughed, and the taxi arrived at the film company, where a studio had been set up, and the scene built in it was an ordinary family of two, with all kinds of very ordinary furniture, everything the newlyweds wanted to use, two mouthwash cups, two toothbrushes, and two pairs of slippers at the door of the house...... Full of the flavor of life.

Lao Mouzi described the next scene to the two of them, and Lin Bai translated to the elf princess: "The next thing we want to play is a loving couple, and the director requires the performance to be very plain and natural, just like ordinary couples, without the slightest embellishment." ”

Such a request is estimated to be not difficult for an ordinary human woman, anyone can perform well, but the elf princess froze after hearing this, and after a long while, she asked in a low voice: "Mr. Demon King, what exactly does 'like an ordinary couple' want?" I...... I don't know how human couples live. ”

Lin Bai sweated: "How do the elven couples live?" ”

"Well...... It's very simple, hunting together, fishing together, planting together, teasing the small animals in the forest together, making elven leather armor together, elven biscuits, ......"

"Stop!" Lin Bai hurriedly stopped, Nima, this way of life seems to be a bit different. (To be continued......) R1071