Lao Xian once again made an important contribution to the world's intangible cultural heritage. The word cannon has a new and appalling interpretation.

"Cultural differences! Cultural differences! ”

The old fairy said in a lonely voice, patted the dazed tour guide with his hand, and then got back into the car.

Guangming, Han Dayan, Nanmanzi, Zhiwei, these elderly people don't like to move, and they still have cash and gold bars to watch at home, so they didn't go with us.

Therefore, only me, Lao Xian, Jin Beibei, Zhang Ben, Li Hao, and the tour guide went out for a walk. We drove two pickup trucks, enjoyed the beautiful scenery, and set out on the road to play.

We arrived in Mongla first, which already has an urban vibe, and most supplies can be bought as long as they are not too demanding.

After buying some daily necessities, we went to worship the Buddha because there are many Buddha statues here.

", worship the Buddha as soon as you go out, that's weird!! Not interesting at all! "The old fairy is obviously still thinking about fighting. As for the cannon, he hasn't had anything for a long time, and he's a little suffocated.

"Hey, Benzi, you're quite dry! I didn't die after two shots, hehe! Jin Beibei grinned, hugged Zhang Ben's neck, and said with a smile.

He mean, buddy, you're really big, but it's good to come back, I'm very happy. But he doesn't speak with his brain, and it was originally a good greeting, but when it came to his mouth, it became tasteless.

Zhang Ben frowned, reached out and pulled away Beibei's arm, and then said, "You're not dead, can I die?" ”

"What's wrong with you?! I'm not kidding you, why are you so careful? Jin Beibei said with a shrug face.

If you use modern language, these two people are born enemies, and when they meet, they are born to tear up. Forced to live. Usually when there is something, I can't see it, and I fight when I'm idle.

"Is there a joke about whether someone is dead or not? , don't talk to me! Zhang Ben stretched out his hand and pushed Jin Beibei.

"Oops, fuck! You push me one more! Jin Beibei blinked his ignorant eyes and held a lollipop in his mouth, and when he saw this person's heart, he didn't grow completely.

"Is there an end? Everyone is out to play, it's all very happy, don't my calves! I scolded back.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, stupid B!" Zhang Ben scolded in a low voice and walked a few steps forward.

"Hey, Brother Xian, you say, is he lacking in heart! What did I say, just hang my face? Jin Beibei complained to the old immortal about her grievances.

“…… You two are born to be criminals! It's okay, don't get together! The old fairy replied absentmindedly.

"Brother, why is your crotch hard all the time?" Jin Beibei lowered her head and said suspiciously.

", there's no place to do it! I'm going to fight. Cannon, this stupid B tour guide, really find me a cannonball, I really have nothing to say! The old fairy was a little melancholy.

"Well, I'm panicking too!!" Jin Beibei whispered.

"Hey, let them wander around, let's find a place to play?" The old fairy said with a wink.

"Okay! It just so happens that I'm annoyed too! Jin Beibei nodded without hesitation.

"You wait a while, I'll ask the tour guide again!"

After the old fairy finished speaking, he quickly caught up with us, dragged the tour guide, bared his teeth and said, "Hey, buddy! ”

"You have something to say!" The tour guide looked at the old fairy and replied.

“…… There are no prostitutes. Courtyard? The old fairy asked very bluntly this time.

"What a prostitute. Courtyard? ”

"It's the kiln. Sub-pavilion! ”

"Kiln. What is a sub? ”

"Fuck!!"

The old fairy was anxious and sweaty, thought for a while, poked forward twice with his waist, pointed to the crotch of his pants and said, "Spend money to the girl, OK??" Make. Small. People, got it! You and your wife do what you do every night, do you understand? ”

"Oh!!"

The tour guide showed a sudden realization expression again.

When the old fairy saw his expression, he felt quite uneasy, for fear that he would come up with another cannon, so he asked cautiously, "Do you really understand?" ”

"You just said...... B got it! The tour guide replied speechlessly.

The old fairy was stunned for three seconds, gave a thumbs up and said, "You dare to say it better than me!" ”

"Yes, but at this time, it's all cheap, and the quality is not good!" The tour guide said truthfully.

"It's okay, as long as she's a woman!" The old fairy waved his hand and said.

"Okay, then I'll take you there!" The tour guide agreed.

"Thanks, thanks!"

The old immortal suddenly clenched his fists again and again.

……

Then the tour guide said hello to us, took Lao Xian and Jin Beibei, drove a car and left. And Zhang Ben and I, as well as Li Hao, continued to wander around the streets, worship the Buddha, buy some special artworks or something, and had a good time.

Lao Xian and they drove the car, walked for more than 20 minutes, and came to the door of a foot bathing hall that completely imitated China, and then the tour guide took them out of the car, and Lao Xian and Jin Beibei walked in.

Inside, there was a sloppy middle-aged man and two children of seven or eight years old. The tour guide talked to him for a few words, and the middle-aged called out four or five girls with heavy makeup, yes, they were girls, and they didn't match the girls at all.

"A hundred dollars at a time, what's the matter?"

The guide looked back and asked.

"Age...... It's a little bigger! Jin Beibei asked a little unhappily.

"I said that the quality is not good, there is no girl here, if you want a good one, you have to wait a minute!" The tour guide whispered.

“…… Oh, little handsome guy, come here to play, it's not to find a daughter-in-law, it's almost enough! One of the girls said with a smile.

"Medium. People? The old fairy was stunned for a moment and asked.

"Well, my family is wide. Western! The girl replied.

"Is there a northeastern?" Jin Beibei asked, sweeping around.

"Nope!" The replied.

"Alright, alright, it's you!" The old fairy wanted to leave, but after thinking about it for a while, he felt that we would definitely not be able to wait until the evening to leave, and if we don't do it now, maybe we will be able to do it when we can.

"Brother, I'm so old!! I can't do it! Jin Beibei whispered.

"Holy shit, that's the primitive need, make do with it! Dropping in a foreign country, what the are you going to do on a bike! I'll pick one for you, and she'll be it! The old fairy pointed to a man in a pink skirt and said.

“…… No, you can do it, I'm really. Can't get up! Jin Beibei gritted her teeth and replied.

"You do it, do it, it's boring for me to do it myself!"

"Brother, this game should really not be allowed!! I'll leave a shadow when I'm done, come on! Jin Beibei resolutely refused.

"It's not promising! Forget it, I'll do it myself! ”

The old immortal replied disdainfully, and then stopped persuading. He paid a hundred yuan and was about to go into the house to settle it, but when he got inside, he immediately frowned. The long, damp corridor smells disgusting, and there are many cages stacked in the aisles, which are filled with humming dogs.

Entering the inner room, the old fairy almost didn't let the musty smell smoke his head, touched a handful of futons, and felt that he could wring out water. Although the old fairy doesn't care much about women, as long as he has eyes, he really can't accept this environment.

"Take it off!"

The girl took off her clothes when she entered the house.

"Oops! You wait a minute, can you do it here? The old fairy stood at the door and said.

"Can't!" The woman shook her head.

"Forget it! I can't stand this place! The old fairy gritted his teeth and replied, with a reluctant look on his face, and turned around to leave.

“…… Hey, little handsome guy, how much can you give when you come out? Where's the point? The girl thought for a moment and asked.

"Five hundred! In the car, okay? The old immortal gave the price.

"Then I'll ask the boss!"

"Okay!"

Twenty minutes later.

The old fairy drove the old lady in the car, followed by the tour guide and Jin Beibei, and began to look for woods everywhere.

"Hey, how old are you, sister?"

The old fairy asked casually.

"Oxen!" The old ladies came back casually.

"I. , coincidentally, I'm a cow too, '85! I'm twenty-two, so you should be thirty-four, right? ...... older than me! The old immortal arithmetic said very well.

"Hehe......!" The old ladies smiled, full of charm.

The old fairy looked at her and smiled, feeling a little wrong, and then asked tentatively, "You can't be the cow in 61, right??" I. , forty-six? ”

"Well, you're two cycles!!"

“……！” The old fairy drove the car, and his face was green.

"Hey, Brother Xian, how old is your grandmother this year?" Kim Bebe Dead Jb asked badly.

"Get out! Don't BB!"

……

The other end.

Yuzhai.

Guangming and Han Dayan were idle, playing with a few earth dogs.

"It's so nice here, it's for people like us!" Han Dayan squatted on the ground and smoked a cigarette and said.

"Anywhere is not as good as home!!" Guangming said helplessly.

"Hehe, where is your hometown?"

"Suihua!" Bright replied casually.

Two middle-aged people, you and I chatted sentence by sentence. Being in a foreign country and being able to hear your native language is a different kind of happiness, and the two are the same age, so the relationship warms up quickly.

In an attic somewhere in Yuzhai, Cha Meng and a companion were lying on the window, squinting at the two in the distance.

"Fierce, I think they left me just to look at cash and gold, and we don't have a chance to do it!" Companion said, licking his lips.

"I didn't see it that day, how much gold do you estimate they have?" Cha Meng asked, turning his head.

"Get a few kilograms! I haven't gotten started either, so I really don't know how much! The companion shook his head.

“…… I'm really greedy! Cha Meng rubbed his palms together and said.

"Take it down, we're in a much better place! Now there are few guns in our team! The companion replied quickly.

"No hurry! Everyone is here with us, and they can eat it at any time! In a few days, we will ship to Guangzhou, depending on the meaning of General Kun Li, the goods should be sent by these people! They will send it, and they will definitely bring it with them, and then they will talk about ......! Cha Meng was silent for a long time, and then took a puff of cigarette.

PS: I stayed up until 7:36, and I finally finished writing, and I was able to send it out before 8 o'clock, at the beginning of the month, everyone has a monthly pass in hand, and I fully support Ang!!